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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durande, Elvis Durand's phone tap.
All right, Froggy, what's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Today?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Diana reached out to us and her uncle has planned
a huge family vacation to the happiest place on Earth. Well,
I call him and tell him that, Well, we're going
to have to make a few changes, and you can't
bring the whole family this time.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
All right, here we go. Listen to Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yes, I'm looking for Robert. Please great kase, Hi Robert.
This is Henry also known as Happy Henry from uh
or Me. Well, we're ready to welcome you, and looks
like just under two weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh, Hi, how you doing.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm doing very well. Calling to let you know that
we need to make a quick change here to your reservation. Okay,
I'm going to need to move that by one week.
So instead of arriving on the seventh and leaving on
the fourth, we're going to have you arrive on the
fourteenth and you'll stay until the twenty first. Well, what's
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happened is we've had to make it change. We've had
a family who's a part of our Golden Ears club.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh woah, I don't give it about some family with ears.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, part of our plan here is we have a
Golden Ears club, and when we have somebody that's part
of the Golden Ears Club, we have to do everything
we can to make them happy and make you happy
as well. Oh whoa, now this is happy Henry, Happy Henry.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't give a about any happy years Golden Ears club.
I have a family trip plan and I can't postpone. Listen,
who are you mine? I got twenty seven people flying
in from all over the country and we can't change
two weeks. And I don't know what world you live in,
but this isn't happening, okay, So get all together and
change some other family with golden ears. You know what?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Let me check my mouseka tools here and.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Tools.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Somebody sounds awful Grumby today sounds like you had breakfast
with Grubby.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Don't you tell me when I'm going on vacation. You
understand me. I tell you when I want to go
on vacation. So you get your together and get your
mouse cools working and you figure out what you got
to do. You should have my plans.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh whoa, whoa, sir, I'm going to ask that you
don't speak that way. We here, we're taught not to
talk that way.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well, we're trying vacation.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Here's the deal. I see that you're booked at the
Polynesian Resort. I'm gonna do everything I can to accommodate you, sir.
I go with twenty of you to one motel that
we have off the property.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm not moment any motel. I'm not sputting up my group.
This has been planned for a long time. You know
you're giving me a lot of faggravation here.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You supervised, I could talk to Yes, hold on, I'll
put you on hold for one moment and see what
I can do. Hold on one moment, please, Jesus, just
tell them the whole Where are your mom there?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Do you believe I was just telling me what I'm
gonna go on vacation, Like, who's paying? Tell me when
I'm going on vacation? Hi?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Robert, Yes, Hi, it's Henry. Great to talk to you again.
I wanted to go over here. What we're going to
be able to do for you and your family.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
What you're going to do is tell me that I'm
gonna be there when I'm supposed to be there, when
I'm scheduled to be there when I pay my money
to be there.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, well, I'm doing my best to put you here
the week you want to be here. But sir, you
know you know what. Let's start over. No, let's start over,
and we've all got ears. Let's say cheers. That's that's
our model here. Okay, now I see here. You're also
scheduled for a character breakfast. It won't be with Mickey
and Minnie this time. You're gonna You're gonna be with
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Brutus and Sebastian. You know what, I love Brutus. He's
one of my favorite characters. I love you quite underrated.
On the second, please, I'm doing this.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I'll pay for money and take them all Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
At this point, hey Roberts, you know, I'll tell you
what we'll do. What we're gonna do is how many
kids are in the party two? You know, we would
like to take the twelve kids and maybe I'd like
to let them ride in the front of the mono rail.
Maybe they like to ride in the front of the
mono rail.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm not anybody, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
It seems like somebody's got a little poo on them today.
As in Winnie the Pooh.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You're giving me so much, you know, I just want
to come down there and ring in that. Robert.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
This is Froggy from helpus Urran in the Morning Show.
Can your niece Dina's phone tapping you?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't know you shut us up, Uncle Robbie. I'll
get back to work with me. Holy believe what just
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