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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande. Elvis Durand's phone tapped
illow this guy.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You really do get him nuts? Yes, all right, explain everything,
all right?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Karen emailed and said, my father in law, Michael, recently
moved to a new house where their neighbors have complained
about them parking on the dead end street. He gets
extremely upset when the topic comes up, and why don't
you call him and get him even more upset?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You refuse us to move the cars off the street.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Phone tap him with someone from the neighborhood and tell
him that you're sick and tired of him parking in
the wrong place.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Here we go, Danielle, irritating the living snot out of someone.
It's today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Uh, yeah, I'm looking for Michael. I'm just calling from
the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I want to talk to you about your car that's
always blocking the driveway.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Why my cars are in the driveway. I don't even
know what the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's illegal to park where you park, and you know.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
From two in the morning to six in the morning,
you can't park in the street. Go get to your ordinance.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
How many people are living in that house anyway?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
With so hang is this it's none of your business?
How many people are have in this house?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It is my business?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Well, it's not none of your bids. You've got a problem,
call the cops and have the cops come here. My
problem is.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'muntil you talk to me, I'm gonna keep calling. Yeah,
I got old Dave.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
If you're not going to talk to me yourself? How
about that?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Why are you talking to me?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Listen to me?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I don't want to you want to talk to me,
Come to my house.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Talk to me.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Come to my house.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Why a man speak of phones?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
To my house? If you've got a problem, know what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna find out who's calling me.
I'm gonna go to the police state to put charges
against you.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I'm like, I'm concerned about that.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Here you talk to this bitch, I don't know. I
want to know about that. You proved me first of all,
you had one. You move my heart. You look at
the cart's out there in the drun way. I got
those I'm not talking to these people. She got a problem,
tell her, pull the cops and have the cops come here.
I got no time to talk to this.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What the hell is this problem?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yelling in the background, I'm not talking.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Answer that comes to my house?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You want to talk?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I don't want to talk to this shit. I got
another tall. I don't let me live here. I don't
want to drive for what do we want? He's not
a phone or no more. I got no poker. Oh hey, yeah,
(02:34):
I'm not going to troll again. What you know?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I would come over there, but I could get through
the maze of cars and people that live at your
freaking house.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
What how many people live in your house?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
How many people?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
One hundred and forty.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's over the legal limit.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
How many peoples the legal limit?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Listen, know what it is. I like the one day
long and I made all these kids. I made a
mini cakes. That's what I do all day long.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Wanted to be a whisest.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Because I'm the one head. That's why.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Why did you just answer me?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Why don't you get a cop and come to my
house here? And I'll tell him the same thing I'm
telling you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Why don't you tell me why you park?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I don't have to tell you anything. I don't. I
doubt if I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna go take
it right now. Do you want to come and see
me doing?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Not really want?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I'll show you how.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Maybe you want to know that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Listen, I'm not gonna I'm not getting on the phone
with you no more. You've got a problem. You know
that I live because you're a nosy body. Okay, you're
in a town you must be the down loads bodies. No,
I'm not gonna let you get a word it. I'm
gonna keep on talking. I have no Who are you?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
My name is Cheryl.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You want to come over?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What do you want to sleep with me? So I
can have another one of your kids?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, I'll sleep with you. He's upset here. I don't
know what you said to him speaking cruisure. What do
you want now?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Why can't you just talk to me?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Hey, listen, upset my wife? Now, I don't give you
your lady all right? I got one more thing to
tell you to say.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yes, one more thing.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
What this is Danielle Man Arrow from Elvis Durant in
the Morning Show, and you got phone tapped?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
What what do you want a lady, Michael? What?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I want you to smile and be happy?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Now, Yeah, what I want. I want to get it
something I'm going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I never sent him a gift.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Did you remember doing that phone tap? No, that was
an old one.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
He sounds like a gem.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It sounds like a great house to live in. Didn't
you hear me In the middle of I commented, I went,
oh god, what a mess.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
We know, we used to.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We used to when we had new phone tabs, and
we still have a new one. Everyone somewhere, but I
would always leave the microphones open when we were listening
to him because we could get Daniel's laugh. I didn't
know I was on there too. Yes, that was your
thousand dollars free money phone tap.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
See uh, Brianna, Oh no way.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Oh yes way, no way, yes way. You were called
her one hundred there right now, you're so negative, No way,
stop it.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You won a thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You tell everyone at thanks to.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Our friendition Literally the best weekend?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is this still the weekend?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, I'm going back home.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I just want a car.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Last week, my god, you're at the wah wah and
you have a new car. Good god man, you're living
the life.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Later my life is up. I'm up, I'm up.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I love it. Brianna, you are in a good mood,
and I tell you I get it because thanks to
sober Hummus, you want a thousand dollars, It's all yours.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I love to rahmise he too.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Hold on one second, go into the wah wah. I
bet they have a sober Rahammas section in there. Go
get some sobrahmmas. Put it in your coffee. Hold hold on, Brian,
I love you. I like her. She's good. She won
a thousand dollars. Now she's better with her new car
at wah wah