Mr. Michael Oppenheimer

Skeery pranks a family that hates telemarketers by repeatedly calling as Michael Oppenheimer and asking for donations to a fake literacy fundraiser!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
A lot of.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Phone calls coming in from Michael Oppenheimer. Let's see how
he does. The email reads, My grandmother absolutely hates telemarketers.
She's been known to blow whistles into the phone when
they call. Oh no, my whole family hates telemarketers. My
grandmother lives with my aunt and my mom and even
my uncle. They all hang out together and wait for

(00:25):
the phone to ring so they can yell at the telemarketers.
This is a job for Michael Oppenheimer. Don't you think
Michael let him have it. This comes to us from
Karen and Kenilworth, New Jersey. All right, Karen, scary as
Michael Oppenheimer is going to make the call. Listen as
Karen's grandmother, aunt, mom, and even uncle Eddie all get
involved with a phone call from Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hello. Oh yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Hi,
this is mister Michael.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I can't hear you.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
This is miss Hello, good morning. This is mister Michael.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
You have to talk louder.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I can't hear you.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the New Jersey Walk
Along for Literacy? How are you doing today? Miss? Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Greetings, this is mister I can't hear you, You can
hear me just fine. Would you like to lend a
helping hand for the illiteracy? Yes, good afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the New Jersey Walk
Along for Literacy. How are you doing today? I'd like
to tell you a little bit about that you one
or not? I mean, after I hang up three times
you keep calling back? Just a word about our program
here this afternoon a recording. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer

(01:53):
with the New Jersey Walk Along for Literacy. How are
you doing? Literacy? For literacy? Maybe there's someone in your
family who can not read or write. We're not interested.
Maybe you'd like to put a donation in? Maybe maybe
I wouldn't you know? In today's society, reading is fundamental.

(02:13):
Hello greetings, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer again with the
New Jersey Walk Along for Literacy.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
How are you doing, Michael Heimer? Yes, we'd like to
tell you about what from what the New Jersey Walk
Along for Literacy? Walk Along for Literacy My call for
you today is twofold. Want to let you know about
an upcoming event we have going on on Sunday at
the meadowlands. And the other is to ask for a

(02:39):
small financial donation this time? Sure?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Okay? Can I have your in full name? Please?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
No, you'll find out when I get the cops to
come over where you located.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Do you have anyone in your family who is illiterate?
And excuse me trying trying to read through my scripts?
What's your phone number? Are you with me? Yes? I
am with you. Do you like to participate in hour event?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I might be interested? Okay, okay?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Can I pay you when I'm interested?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Can I have your credit card number? Please? Kind of worth? Police?
May I help you? One out of every fifty seven
children are stricken with in a literacy disorder? Are you
aware of this?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I have this tap?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, you need to get I don't appreciate calls like that.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Man, I'm trying to I'm having this wire tap.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm gonna have your job and I'm gonna suit you
for harassment.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Miss A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Good I'm glad here, here's the cops.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Hello, I'm looking for missus. I mean pastor please. They
said she was interested in making a donation before they
Walk Along for Literacy. Let me tell you something, Pal
for a monetary donation of thirty hours. Yes, I'm gonna
call the cops right now and have your number. Tap
Jerk Wall for thirty dollars donation. Hello, yea, yes, good afternoon.

(03:59):
This is me Mi to Michael Oppenheimer with the New
Jersey Walk Along for Literacy. How are you doing today? Mas?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Mike? Yeah? Hi?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
How are you doing bumpster Rice with Kenner Police? How
are you?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Very good? Let me ask you a question. Where are
you from? From the New Jersey Walking? I know you
told me that ten times.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
This has gotta be a freaking joke.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
You think I would think so.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Karen is playing a joke on all of you. Oh
you've been phone tapped?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
This is Kary Jones.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I am good to killing.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's pretty dad. Pot phone tip