July 17, 2026 • 6 mins
Skeery is the relentless telephone telemarketer Mr Michael Oppenheimer and harasses a couple into changing their phone plan!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande, Elvis Duran's phone tap?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Are you ready for Michael Oppenheimer?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Absolutely, Dear Elvis Duran, You've got to have mister Michael
Oppenheimer make a phone call for me. You know, your
annoying phone telemarketer guy. I want him to prank my grandparents. Oh,
pretend you want them to switch cell phone companies. They're neurotic,
so they'll go insane. This is an email from Tina
(00:28):
in Scotch Plains. All right, scary is going to start
the call, is mister Michael Oppenheimer, and then Tina will
get in on the joke with her grandparents later on.
You guys ready, here we go. It's the phone tapping
with Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hello, Patricia yar RUSSI please speaking.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Northeastern
Bell Transcontinental cell Phone Service.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I just did my cell phone work from.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
We are a new cell phone service that is on
the horizon, and we know you have a choice in
wireless service, so we'd like to interest you today and
perhaps coming over our way.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I can't because it will cost me one hundred and
seventy five dollars for each phone to close, and I
will not pay three hundred dollars for two phones.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, so we have an extensive collection of brand new
cell phones.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Anyway, they each have an assortment of colorful face plates. Hello,
this is mister Michael Love at Heima from the Northeastern
Bell Transcontinent.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, you please to stop calling. Don't call my home
or my cell phone please? Oh god, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yes, sir, this is mister Michael Love at home from
Northeastern Bell trans Continental. How are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Bell Transfer?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What we do is we have a cell phone service
here now we don't want to We have an extensive selection.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Do not call my house no more.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Sir, we have an extension selection you, I said, no, sir,
Why are you being so rude to me? Hello? Friend? Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh yes, this is mister Michael Love.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And if I told you to stop calling my house now,
I'm calling a bet at Business Books. Soon as I
get off your phone number, I'm going to report your
ass Do not call me a free voicemail, I said,
don't call me a more.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You'll have about text messaging for two cents a message not
call me no more. We have camera phones available.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You know you wait?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm going to take care of your ass.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Do we wait? Calling caller id call A waiting.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You'll listen to me. I got the cops coming down
here now, so next time you call the police will
be here.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
We're going to offer you a special package. Today.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I told you not to call my house no more.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I D call a waiting call her idea waiting three
weight caller idea waiting.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
What are you that you didn't let me finish? I
don't want you to finish nothing. We're satisfying what we got.
Do not call my house no more?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
On story sixty nine, so you can identify annoying phone
prankers off you.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I DS you please do not call my home. I'm
on the phone with the Attorney General now. I'm I
have something done with you have a restricted number or not.
You've called on my phone in everything, get off my line.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
We got word from your wireless service that you might
be wanting to pourt out.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
See I have a speaker phone on now and they're
listening to you. I don't want to be bothered. Now
listen to him. Talk please. I'm on my landline phone.
I hope you know. And if you call my landline
phone you'll see it's busy in there here and everything
you're saying right now.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Miss, this is a courtesy called. There's no need to
get crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You please not to call fifteen times.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You wouldn't let me finish my sentences.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Listen to me what I want to know? What company
are you with?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Northeastern Bell Transcontinental Mission?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Listen here he is now you hear it?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
This is mister Michael Lovenheimer.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It. She's pissed off.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The hook started up.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hello, Hey, let me write back. Please, pilot to call
me back in a little while. I'm on the phone
with FCC. There's a man calling me from another company
and all he's doing is harassing me for every phone call.
He will not let me get out. He's calling me
on my cell phone. He's calling me on my home phone.
Damn it. Maybe did you hear did you listen to
what he said? Maybe it's something good. No, he's a
(04:05):
new company branching out. He wants everybody's business he can get,
and he's gonna school you. Don't you understand. I don't
want to be bothered. Maybe it's really good. Maybe that's
why I try. It can't be good if you can't
get customers.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Hunh, Well, don't get mad at me.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You know I can't take it no more.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Missus you russie? Hello?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Is that you?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
This is mister Michael Lobenheimer aka Scary Jones.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Tina. If it's you, we're in big trouble.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Actually, your girl's out a Tina wanted to play a
tone tap on you, Tina, You're in big trouble, Tina, Tina, Grandma, Grandma.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I called up C C.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Elvis Dana's phone tap there you Scary.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Scary really had way too much fun being Michael. Did
you say that you were dating a girl once and
she insisted on you used the Michael Oppenheimer's voice as
you were having sex with her?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yes, nowhere and I didn't even know even know, I
didn't even know she knew who I was.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Did you do it?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I did?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Of course they did.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
What did you say? And mister Michaelabaharmer cursed and he
said filthy things? Oh, oh my god, Well there you go.
Who knew?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Let's go talk to Tyler Line seven. Tyler, thanks to
mister Michael his phone tap, good morning, you just won
one thousand dollars to gradu.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I'm so excited to be talking to you guys. I
almost want to stay keep a thousand dollars. It's just
happy to be talking to you guys.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oake the money. I have witnesses, he said.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
He said, he's as yeah, well Tyler, no, no, no,
sorry you want it, parent Square, It's on the way.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
What are you doing this weekend, Tyler?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I'm going to watch the World Cup H finals and
the third place games.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
There you go. Are you gonna miss it when it's gone?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I am? I am. I'm so upset that it's almost over.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, we're all kind of pissed off about it. I
are a thousand dollars on the way. Hold on one second,
and you have a great weekend. Thanks for listening to
us every day.
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande, Elvis Duran's phone tap?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Are you ready for Michael Oppenheimer?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Absolutely, Dear Elvis Duran, You've got to have mister Michael
Oppenheimer make a phone call for me. You know, your
annoying phone telemarketer guy. I want him to prank my grandparents. Oh,
pretend you want them to switch cell phone companies. They're neurotic,
so they'll go insane. This is an email from Tina
(00:28):
in Scotch Plains. All right, scary is going to start
the call, is mister Michael Oppenheimer, and then Tina will
get in on the joke with her grandparents later on.
You guys ready, here we go. It's the phone tapping
with Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hello, Patricia yar RUSSI please speaking.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Northeastern
Bell Transcontinental cell Phone Service.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I just did my cell phone work from.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
We are a new cell phone service that is on
the horizon, and we know you have a choice in
wireless service, so we'd like to interest you today and
perhaps coming over our way.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I can't because it will cost me one hundred and
seventy five dollars for each phone to close, and I
will not pay three hundred dollars for two phones.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, so we have an extensive collection of brand new
cell phones.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Anyway, they each have an assortment of colorful face plates. Hello,
this is mister Michael Love at Heima from the Northeastern
Bell Transcontinent.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, you please to stop calling. Don't call my home
or my cell phone please? Oh god, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yes, sir, this is mister Michael Love at home from
Northeastern Bell trans Continental. How are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Bell Transfer?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What we do is we have a cell phone service
here now we don't want to We have an extensive selection.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Do not call my house no more.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Sir, we have an extension selection you, I said, no, sir,
Why are you being so rude to me? Hello? Friend? Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh yes, this is mister Michael Love.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And if I told you to stop calling my house now,
I'm calling a bet at Business Books. Soon as I
get off your phone number, I'm going to report your
ass Do not call me a free voicemail, I said,
don't call me a more.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You'll have about text messaging for two cents a message not
call me no more. We have camera phones available.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You know you wait?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm going to take care of your ass.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Do we wait? Calling caller id call A waiting.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You'll listen to me. I got the cops coming down
here now, so next time you call the police will
be here.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
We're going to offer you a special package. Today.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I told you not to call my house no more.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I D call a waiting call her idea waiting three
weight caller idea waiting.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
What are you that you didn't let me finish? I
don't want you to finish nothing. We're satisfying what we got.
Do not call my house no more?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
On story sixty nine, so you can identify annoying phone
prankers off you.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I DS you please do not call my home. I'm
on the phone with the Attorney General now. I'm I
have something done with you have a restricted number or not.
You've called on my phone in everything, get off my line.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
We got word from your wireless service that you might
be wanting to pourt out.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
See I have a speaker phone on now and they're
listening to you. I don't want to be bothered. Now
listen to him. Talk please. I'm on my landline phone.
I hope you know. And if you call my landline
phone you'll see it's busy in there here and everything
you're saying right now.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Miss, this is a courtesy called. There's no need to
get crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You please not to call fifteen times.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You wouldn't let me finish my sentences.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Listen to me what I want to know? What company
are you with?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Northeastern Bell Transcontinental Mission?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Listen here he is now you hear it?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
This is mister Michael Lovenheimer.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It. She's pissed off.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The hook started up.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hello, Hey, let me write back. Please, pilot to call
me back in a little while. I'm on the phone
with FCC. There's a man calling me from another company
and all he's doing is harassing me for every phone call.
He will not let me get out. He's calling me
on my cell phone. He's calling me on my home phone.
Damn it. Maybe did you hear did you listen to
what he said? Maybe it's something good. No, he's a
(04:05):
new company branching out. He wants everybody's business he can get,
and he's gonna school you. Don't you understand. I don't
want to be bothered. Maybe it's really good. Maybe that's
why I try. It can't be good if you can't
get customers.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Hunh, Well, don't get mad at me.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You know I can't take it no more.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Missus you russie? Hello?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Is that you?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
This is mister Michael Lobenheimer aka Scary Jones.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Tina. If it's you, we're in big trouble.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Actually, your girl's out a Tina wanted to play a
tone tap on you, Tina, You're in big trouble, Tina, Tina, Grandma, Grandma.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I called up C C.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Elvis Dana's phone tap there you Scary.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Scary really had way too much fun being Michael. Did
you say that you were dating a girl once and
she insisted on you used the Michael Oppenheimer's voice as
you were having sex with her?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yes, nowhere and I didn't even know even know, I
didn't even know she knew who I was.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Did you do it?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I did?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Of course they did.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
What did you say? And mister Michaelabaharmer cursed and he
said filthy things? Oh, oh my god, Well there you go.
Who knew?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Let's go talk to Tyler Line seven. Tyler, thanks to
mister Michael his phone tap, good morning, you just won
one thousand dollars to gradu.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I'm so excited to be talking to you guys. I
almost want to stay keep a thousand dollars. It's just
happy to be talking to you guys.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oake the money. I have witnesses, he said.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
He said, he's as yeah, well Tyler, no, no, no,
sorry you want it, parent Square, It's on the way.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
What are you doing this weekend, Tyler?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I'm going to watch the World Cup H finals and
the third place games.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
There you go. Are you gonna miss it when it's gone?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I am? I am. I'm so upset that it's almost over.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, we're all kind of pissed off about it. I
are a thousand dollars on the way. Hold on one second,
and you have a great weekend. Thanks for listening to
us every day.
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