Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Suck Bag

Troy is convinced his information was sold, so Skeery calls him as Mr. Michel Oppenheimer.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mister rand phone tap, the self proclaimed king of all phone.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Taps scary is here? All right? Anyway, what's your phone
tap about today?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
So Christa emailed us wanting to phone tap our boyfriend Troy.
He's convinced that an online company sold his information because
he's got a recent onslaught of telemarketing and robo calls.
So I saw this as the perfect opportunity to call
him as now relentless telephone telemarketer.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Mister Michael. Oh, he's bag all right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh, yes, good Efinton. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with
storage space bags. How are you doing today?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm fining? What's up? So?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
We have vacuum sealed storage bags for storing everything from
bulky seasonal close to that extra comforter.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't have time for this, man.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
They're just twenty nine ninety nine for one and thirty calls.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I do not have time to take a call right now.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
All right, man, sir, do you have a comforter that
takes up too much space?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I just told you I don't have time for this.
All right, man.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
These are suck bags. They're suck bags space savers. Hello,
I believe we got disconnected. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer
with the suck bag.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
The stock man. I don't need a suck bag.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
So you hold your hose and you connect it to
the suck bag.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
You're not listening.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
We're done one size, so one size fits all.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I don't give up. How many size is a six?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
You can stick the nozzle in the hole of your vacuum.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
You're not calling me back? Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Are your draws full?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Not? Get the off? I work from home. You're tying
up my line.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You can have the entire family in the room and
have a suck party where you can reduce the space
on everything that you own.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
A suck party surfer.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Just twenty nine ninety nine for one and thirty nine
ninety nine for a second, and you can have two bags.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I don't care. I have fourteen rooms in my house.
I don't need extra space. How many rooms have you got? Huh, sir?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I live in a one bedroom apartment, which is why
the suck bag works for me.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Of course you do, because you sell products over so
Mu's business line.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim, the suck bag space saver.
Don't take my word for it. Listen to this testimonial
from Maria from Tulsa. Oh my god, I knew it
was a quality product the first time I held the
suck bag in my hand.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I bet you hold a lot of things in your
hand to think their quality product.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Take off your pants and jacket and put it into
the bag. I can hear you breathing, sir.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
This is mister Michael with the suck bag.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, I can hear your suck bag. I can hear
you breathing.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Sure, this is a space saver for everyone in your family.
Oh maybe Aunt Gertrude can use a space saver suck bag.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I'm gonna stick my so far.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's not how it works. You're supposed to stick to work, sir.
You're supposed to take the hose and screw the nozzle.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
And you can take a hose and suck my.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
For just twenty nine ninety nine. I can give you.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'll give you a deal.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I can give you a deal.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
You interrupt someone's workday, I.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Can give you a deal right now. Sure, if you
the space bags not only protect your clothing from dirt
and bugs, but are water and air tight. It's a
tight seal on the suck bag. Your suck bag will
never get moist. I'm going to transfer you to my
receptionist so we can get that order processed. Christa Hello, Hello,

(03:24):
Oh you've got it. Hey, trying to just scary Johnes
from Elvis to Rand in the Morning Show. You've been
phone tapped. I'm sorry, man, she made me do it.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
You will be a whole year of suckbags right now.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Christa Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Duran
phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show