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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We're going to start the party. I'm ready to party.
The Elvis Duran After Party. I know your boyfriend does this, Gandhi,
and I saw Froggy doing it this past weekend. I've
also seen Skiri doing it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
How do you feel about, what do you think I
was going to say?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
What did you think it was?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I have no idea. I'm like, oh, Froggy, Brandon, and Skiri.
What do the three of them do?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't see Scotty doing it. Is it something manly?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What is it? I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I'm afraid right now.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Yeah, I'm kind of worried.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Where are we going with this? Okay, I want guesses
prior to me revealing what it is.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
This is something that I do along with Brandon and Froggy.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I was going to say Fight a Stranger, but then
you said Scary and Froggy, and they don't do that.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Watching sports.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Correct, actually.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Scotty B. So we were at dinner on Saturday night,
and I'm trying to talk to Froggy, and he goes,
what's up, bro? He's staring at his phone the entire
freaking meal. And I want to just clarify, I've also
seen Brandon do this.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yes, he has.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
When we're at dinner.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I was doing it at dinner.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And you've done it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And we're trying to pay attention to each other and
have conversation, and there's that one person- staring at their
phone that's propped up on a glass.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, it was crappy. And I'm like, what?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
In Froggy's defense, he's a big Gators fan, and this
was a big game. So I understand that.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
The Gators were playing at that time, and the Texas-Ohio
State game kicked off while we were at dinner.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You guys moved dinner from 6 to 7. I didn't
move it. Well, whoever.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Moved it. So then the game kicked off at 7.30.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That was a giant game.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
The ending was phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I needed to see every minute of it. And so
I'm not sorry that that's what I was doing. I am.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I'm not. I'm going to do it again.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I know you will. I know Brandon will, too. Brandon, though,
because we've had this conversation, even though I violated my
own thing, he will put it down on his lap
and put an AirPod in so that he's trying to
do it more discreetly now. But, man, once there's any
sports season for him, he's gone.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's all he's doing. That's all I care. Especially Ohio State, Texas.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
He was not going to not watch that.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
There was one time Elvis booked our holiday party. It
was on the day of the championship games. The ACC,
the Big 10, the Big 12, and the SEC championships
were all during our party. And Josh, myself, we were all,
and a ton of us were over there watching the game.
Elvis got so upset, took our phones away from us.
But don't book a wedding or an important event on
(02:37):
a Saturday or Saturday night during football season.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's a bad idea.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I get torn.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Because it's also like, come on, it's one game. And
it's the beginning of the season. So it's not like
it's going to make that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Much of a difference.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh, State was a huge game.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It was.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And the outcome sucked.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, can we talk about that real quick? Shut up, Nate.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Your team's not even in anything. You guys, are you
allowed to play anymore, Penn State?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, it was just like one kilo of Coke. I mean,
it was not a big deal.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
After the violations in the locker room and you guys
getting suspended altogether.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Listen, let's not dig back into Jerry Sandusky because I
think he did enough digging.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, that was a great game. I'm sorry, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm not sorry they lost, but I can see why
you're very upset. But as an Ohio State fan, I
have to ask you this question.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yes. Was it at least an entertaining game? Hell yeah.
It was a great game.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I mean, I'm sure you guys noticed I vanished after
a certain amount of time because I wanted to go
and actually watch this game. And it was a great game.
It sucks the way it turned out, but the better
team won. And that's what else can you say?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
They did.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
We sucked at the end. We sucked.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm used to it. We've been doing that a lot
lately at big moments.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But it is true. It's the best team won.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So, Scotty B., you're totally checked out because you don't
care about sports. He heard the blah, blah. That's right.
Do you have that audio? So, is this... Do you
have the audio on your phone?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So, Scotty, like, when you... Do you ever watch football?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I will tell you, it's funny now because now that
my daughter is in college, I do find myself watching
some college games.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
My question is Gandhi's looking for the sound is like,
do you know what they're saying or does it sound
like this?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I know what it means. I know what it.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Means when they say touchdown.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
And I know that that's good.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, as long as it's your team with a touchdown, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I mean, I do enjoy– like, I like going to games.
I think that's great.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
And I do– like I said, I watch some college
games on TV. I like watching the Gators. When my
daughter went there, I loved watching it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I still do.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I think it's great. But I don't really understand what's
going on. I don't know with the offsides and the
blitz and the things on the field. I don't know
what any of it means, the downs. But I like
watching it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay. So you're the total polar opposite to watching a
game with Froggy. Because Froggy, like there's something that happens.
And I consider myself a football fan, right? I have
teams that I like. I know most of the calls
and 90% of the rules.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But Froggy will see something like, oh, no.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
He was holding.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Like, that's obvious. Like, how do you see this so quickly? Well,
because sometimes it's obvious. The guy's jersey is hanging off
of his body.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I'm talking about those times where it's not obvious. How
do you know these things?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Well, because I know what the rules are. And I
know that there's generally, people say there's holding on every play.
It could be called at any time. And usually it
happens when it's, it's always works when it's your team
being held and not the other team. However, it's just,
I get, I'm a very spirited, very emotional fan. And
so I get, I'm very involved. And like I said, my,
Team lost yesterday. My NFL team lost. And so now
(05:58):
this year is going to suck. And now I'm already
looking forward to next year's draft. And maybe in 27
we'll be better.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
But you spend so long, February, March, April, May, June, July, August,
building yourself up. And then your team completely ruins your
season on week one.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I tell you, I've been to Froggy's house when him
and his son Caden are watching games. And Lisa and
I look at each other like, let's go get our
nails done.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
It's crazy because when I was a caterer, I remember
those poor Sunday brides. Why you choose to have a
Sunday wedding in the wintertime... You're asking for it. People,
those games were on.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That is insane that your wedding is going to be
superseded by a football game. One day of your life,
these people can't calm down? One day.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
As a waiter, I would witness some of the guests
from the party would sneak into the kitchen where they
knew that the game was on.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
What's the score in the Giants game?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
What's going on? Are we up?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Are we down?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
And at that time, this was a time before social
media was telling you play by play.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
People were literally trying to watch the game. We had
people dressed in suits sitting in our kitchen where people
were cooking. And I'm like, shouldn't you be out there
at the party? And they were like, nah, screw it.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
They don't know we're in here.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I do know in Columbus, because Ohio State football is
such a big deal, that people schedule their weddings on
bye weeks for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
That's like during the season.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That is the day. We're going to have a real
problem this year. A bye week? It's just crazy to
me that.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
People play stuff about football games.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Mark my words. This, this Valentine's day, we are going
to have a big, we're going to have divorces because
Valentine's day is also the same day as Superbowl Sunday.
And it's going to be like, it's my way or
the highway. There's going to be people choosing between their
relationship and watching the game.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I know you're worried about this.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Aren't you? I, No, I'm cool.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I'm not married. I'm good.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I got nothing to lose here. Oh, that's not it.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Scary. I got nothing to lose.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
This is going to be a deal breaker in a
lot of relationships. There's going to be a lot of fights, divorces,
domestic stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Time out, Scary. Time out.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Time out.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Cops will be called.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You said... Your girlfriend, who is absolutely something to lose,
by the way, that she loves Valentine's Day, and she
demands that you go out on Valentine's Day and celebrate
on Valentine's Day. And you also said, and.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's the freaking Super Bowl, man. So what's going to.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Happen is we're going to go to an amazing dinner.
I'm going to go overboard for the night before. No,
the night before on Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
And then we're going to go to a Super Bowl
party because she does enjoy the Super Bowl. Oh, so
it's your way or the highway. No, but she does
enjoy a great Super Bowl party. And she'll understand.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
If the whole world is watching a Super Bowl on
Super Bowl Sunday, she is going to absolutely love the
fact that we did a great thing on Saturday night.
That'll be the one exception. And on Sunday, we'll watch
the game. But there are some people where it's a
non-starter for.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
She's going to love it.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
She's going to love this.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I wish you all luck.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Guys, ladies who are into football, man, I don't know.
Have you ever seen a situation where the woman is
into football and the guy isn't?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, that happens.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That happens sometimes. But yeah, I actually do kind of agree.
I mean, not about your relationship. I'm not touching that with.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
A 10-foot pole.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You've done nothing to lose, man. But yeah, this is
going to cause problems.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
And this has never happened before, ever. Because you talk
about precedent.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Valentine's Day has been around for hundreds of years.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
The Super Bowl has been around for, what, 70? Yeah,
by the way.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
65, whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
So yeah, this is going to be.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I had that situation where the girl was into football
and the guy wasn't. And that did not last more
than a couple of weeks because I was head bobbing
on the couch while the game was on. I had
no idea what was going on.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I'm like, what did he just do? She was not
having that. You should have dated a man. He would
have appreciated it, I said, Bob. A football game. Oh,
hey now.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Can I say another thing on this?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I think Valentine's Day is stupid.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Next to New Year's, it is the stupidest holiday on
the count.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Can you all tell my girlfriend that?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, I don't want to take it away from other people.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, jump in on that.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
No, Brandon and I came to a conclusion a long
time ago. We're not doing this crap.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So what do you see it as?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I think it's a force. I feel like it's forcing
somebody to celebrate me and tell me that they love
me because everyone else is telling other people they love them.
Or I'm like, if you really care that much about me,
just do it when you feel like it, when the
moment moves you.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But I also don't like that people are like, oh,
every day should be Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
No, I don't think that either. You love them every day.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No, when you love me and you feel it, do
it that day.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Bullshit.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You know, I actually took a page out of your book.
Like now I'm to the point where. Like birthday schmert days,
Christmas schmestment.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Like if I see something that I think you might appreciate,
I'll just buy it for you.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I think I bought you a raccoon t-shirt one time.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You definitely do.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You know, I got Danielle something a couple of weeks ago.
I'm not going to wait for your birthday. I might
be dead by that. You might be dead by that.
So it's like, whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
And I think it's so much sweeter to be like, hey,
I just thought of you and that's it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Nothing else.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I thought of you.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I like that more.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
All right, so did we solve anything today?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
No, absolutely nothing. Nothing at all.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Well, Skiri, good luck. Good luck, buddy.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Tell her not to listen to this podcast.