Sick Nate

With Nate trying to overcome a "rash" he keeps getting , what THINGS would people need to know about you , if they woke up in your body??

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts?
I got a question. So obviously this morning I had
some weird rash that was taking over my body, and

(00:23):
it's somehow cleared up. Granted, I think the benedril has
something to do with it, and I think you can
probably tell that I'm under the effect of benedril right now.
Is it obvious that I'm a little sleepy. You seem
a little sleepy, sluggish. Yeah, So I have a question
for you guys, if you were to wake up, if
someone else were to wake up in your body, what

(00:44):
would they need to know? Like? What would that? What
weird things do you deal with on a regular basis
that Like, Yo, no, that's totally normal. Don't call the doctor.
You're fine. My knee just does that every once in
a while, Like my elbow will get really tight and
I'll just pop it and it'll be back to normal. Okay.

(01:04):
I have one my my right shin sometimes feels like
my bone needs to crack, like somewhere in the middle.
So all I have to do is go hit is
popping against the floor and it cracks. Here. Everyone, I'll
turn over and I'll see scary moving and then I
hear pops and cracks that I'm popping it back. But

(01:27):
just to let the person who takes you over my body, No,
nothing to be alarmed at. Don't call the doctor. I've
been living with it for a couple of years now.
It's a bump shin. It's like somewhere in between the
knee bone in the middle whatever, right there, I go.

(01:52):
It's whatever the middle part of what's the front of
the calf called where the two bones are. Sometimes they
don't talk to each other, so I just gotta go
whap and they pop them back. And you've never seen
a doctor for this. When I'm wrecked, I'm gonna say

(02:16):
that I'm a one o'clock, two o'clock, one o'clock, definitely
one o'clock. But anyway, yeah, no need, no problem. We're
all good, okay, fair enough. Even a couple of things.
So I had an a c L surgery, like complete reconstruction,
and then I had surgery underneath both of my arms.
I have these huge scars. I can't feel anything under there. Yeah,

(02:39):
like nothing. It's crazy. People try to tickle me. I'm like,
are you touching me? I don't even know what's going on.
My knee because it was like a complete reconstruction and
they took part of my leg to build that little tendon.
When you touch it in certain spots, I feel it
in a different part of my body. So like if
you touch my kneecap, sometimes I feel it in the
top of my thigh, or sometimes I'll feel it like
right behind my ear. It's the weird, like they did

(03:00):
something with my nerves. It's strange. And also I almost
never feel pain, which is really My sister is very
worried about it. That never get hangovers ever. Yeah, so
my sister says, she's really worried I'm gonna die because
I don't have the natural defense mechanisms, Like you're supposed
to feel pain to not do something bad, You're supposed

(03:20):
to get a hangover to not keep drinking, and these
things don't happen. So I'm just reckless. Never had a hangover, No,
I can't say never. I had one when I was
twenty four years old, because we drank everything that was
in front of us. I would if that happened to
me all the time, I would never drink ever. But
I can take down like a whole bottle of Jameson
be fine on that note of my body, stay away

(03:42):
from Cafe Petrone. I used to be able to ingest
so much of that stuff until one night in a
c Atlantic city I had I had like eight shots
in a row. Listeners were buying me shots. I went
to bed, I woke up, and I vomited for minutes
at a time. My head would not come out of

(04:03):
the toilet that Ever since then, haven't touched the stuff,
and I'm okay. I almost had to touch it. Last week.
I was at the tailgate of the Giants game. It
was they was serving it. It was coming around. No
Cafe Petrone. So please, if you take over my body,
don't drink that ship, because you will You'll immediately turn
into the guy you were that night in Atlantic City,

(04:25):
hugging the porcelain princess. I love this, So let's topic
spider this. So I can't drink. There's a couple of
things I can't drink anymore. I can't drink Yeager mister anymore.
It's not because I vomited. I just had a most
horrific hangover, and I just the smell of it. I

(04:46):
just get nauseous now. It's just that thick syrupy and
the other one I couldn't drink orange juice. I couldn't
drink orange juice for a very long time because when
I first went to college. Hi, Danielle, Welcome to the podcastcast.
I have a couple of questions for you in a second.

(05:06):
When I first went to college, my roommate Brad, we
just met each other in what better way to get
to know someone than to get trashed with him? So
he had a bottle of smear enough and we just
made screwdrivers for the next like three hours, and then
went out. And I remember walking into this bar and
the bouncer looks at me and goes, dude, you don't
look good. And I just must have looked great because
I was stifling the urge to vomit, and so I

(05:30):
got back. I didn't throw up, but then I got
back and I just couldn't drink orange juice for like
another five years. So the drink you can't drink, drink? Oh,
I don't have when I can't drink. No. I hate,
absolutely hate fireball, just because I hate cinnamon, so when
it's around me and like things. But I think the
important thing I always remember is if your body says,
you should probably puke. Puke. You will always feel better

(05:52):
after you puke. There's a reason your body is telling
you to do it out. Danielle listens to that urge
all the time. I feel too much because for some reason,
things get stuck right in my chest and I always
feel like I have to throw up I to reverse it.
You know, I haven't vomited in you're going to dank yourself.
But you poop a lot. You have the runs a lot,

(06:17):
but not since I've been eating my yogurt. I had.
I figured it out. You come in recently and like, okay,
I had some. I had some spicy Thai food one
night before and it was excellent. It was green curry
so good. I ordered it again last night. I haven't
pooped since then. So we were talking about we started

(06:40):
the podcast, if somebody were to take your body over
for a day, Danielle, what would you need to tell them, Like, uh, mayonnaise, okay?
What like medical things like what parts of your body
just don't work right that you've just grown to grown
used to that. My headaches, my migraines. Always carry your
migraine pail. Always have it, because if not, you'll be

(07:01):
throwing up later if you don't have it, and if
you get a headache, don't eat mayonnaise, don't eat fish,
don't let anybody force you to try them, because it's
not that you. When I get my body back, your
back's gonna hurt, it's gonna hurt. Well not, since i've
been doing CBD, back's been a lot better. Um, I'm
trying to think what don't Don't try and run a

(07:24):
marathon because you're not fair. I think that. Don't try
and over exert yourself. Don't don't rock climb, don't be
a hero. You remember that time we were talking to
Scary and you said the last time you worked out?
And you said I worked that once. I think it

(07:44):
was literally you have a trainer. Least I did. Boyfriend
will William. He's great, but now he doesn't have time
for me anymore. He's going to school. We went back
to school. But you know, you could find another trainer.
I could, but I liked him. I'm actually sympathetic to
my needs. If I can't do it, and I don't

(08:08):
push a little bit each day, that's almost of what
you're supposed to have. No, he said, that was perfectly fine.
But listen, you do. You have to understand that the guy,
the Dr Fat laws so you go to every year
he works. Yes, it works, but he even tells you scary.

(08:29):
In order to keep it off, you have to work
at twenty minutes, he says, give me fifteen to twenty
minutes a day day just to that's it to maintain.
You don't have a family. You can really walk to
my apartment. So this this year, when I do talk again,
he said that last March, I will, I will go
back and I will I will maintain by doing fifteen
twenty a day. Okay, we'll say, well we should we

(08:50):
should put money on this, Like, if you don't do
your fifteen and twenty day, you owe each of us
in this room twenty dollars. I need to be held accountable.
That's a lot. The thing is, I will make an
appointment and I will keep an appointment. I'm I'm good
like that. That's why a personal trainer is the perfect
solution for me, because I'm like, I'm not going to
cancel on that person because you lose fifties or whatever.

(09:11):
They maybe even more so than the money, even though
I do like the money part of it. Maybe if
you don't hold to your side of the bargain, you
post a picture of yourself and a thong on your
Instagram to show this is what I have not been doing.
That's a good idea. I don't like that idea the money,
and I like the fact that Gandhi and I get
Chanel bags if you lose yes, no, I think that's

(09:35):
the whole point of a trainer is it's account It's
not an accountability to show up his accountability of you're
gonna lose his money if you do not go up
mine is also though, with a trainer, I'm like, I
don't look stupid and weak in front of you. Fine,
pushed me and then I go home and DIALOGE. But
you know what you have to do, just buy a
trainer that you don't expect someone to see. It's like
I had this little woman named Martin. She was like

(09:56):
five one, and she kicked my ass and it felt
great because not that I'm into that sort of thing,
but um, but it was great because it wasn't this big,
burly guy that you would expect to be training someone.
It was this little little woman. I was like, all right,
now you're not done. Do twenty more, and I feel
even more accountable to her because I'd be like, we're
the same size. You can do this, Okay, fine, I said,

(10:16):
I have to do this. Yeah, why not? Some bs
back to drinks that you can't. I can't drink anymore.
You still have to go on. Well, you said gold, No,
I said gold Schlogger. I thought when you said another
one Rumplemans that is raspberry snop snops in black House.

(10:41):
Black House was awful. They were all in that family
of snops. Another one you stren evan, which they call
they call like the black Death or something in Iceland.
You see for commercial nightly man will cause restless like syndrome.

(11:04):
It's the it's the Icelandic schnops and it's it's it's
like an herb or something, and it's like drinking a
glass of rosemary. Baby. Yeah, it's terrible. Oh god, I'm
getting na just thinking about it. I'm getting na just thinking.
You were talking about how you were scary. You threw
up one time and you just kept puking. So one

(11:26):
time I drank too much and then I did throw up.
I throw up. I just don't get a hangover. And
I had eaten Greek food earlier in the night. So
it was a combination of the alcohol, the Greek food,
and vomit and the thing that it put me off
of for like two years. With Greek food, I just
couldn't eat it, yea, even though I love it now
I love Greek food is my shavor. I was so upset.
I'm like, this is terrible, awful. I can't go. Well,

(11:48):
it's been I got. I got so sick from and
they're not a client someone to say it handa Express.
I used to love that orange chicken, but so ill.
I was sick for a week. I lost twenty pounds.
It was remember that what was that disease that people

(12:08):
died of in Oregon trail? Oh, cholera? No, uh not diarrheas.
My doctor told me, you have dysenterium. Yes, from Express,
I got dysenter It's basically when your body is just
avoiding itself of in fluid because anytime it was like

(12:32):
my you know how your your stummy, your intestines like
twirl around. It's like mine was just a straight line
from my mouth to my butt hole. Because any time
I drank or ate anything, it would be right out
the other end it was, but to the point where
when I finally go to my doctor, he goes, I
walked into my doctor's office, he looks at me, goes
go to the emergency room downstairs, like I looked that bad.

(12:55):
And so when I finally did go back to up
to see him, after they gave me a couple of
I VS. He goes, well, the good news is you
just basically had a colonic because you have nothing left
in your entire system. Everything has been cleaned out. Some
people pay for that. Well, I got it for free
and it was painful, and you got that orange. Never

(13:17):
again that you have to sit on a water fountain?
How did that happen? Calonice? Don't they shove water up
your butt? Yeah? They took a hose, Yeah, and they
turn it on and had never heard that happen. Charlemagne
has who doesn't all the time, he loves them. I
mean you say what that there's like ten to fifteen
pounds of just like crap, literally like crap inside you.

(13:40):
If you just did one of those would come out.
When you prepare for a colonoscopy, is that the same?
Does it clean you as well as a colonic does
that's how you had a colonoscopy recently. Yep, I didn't
poop as much as I thought I was going to
poop at all. And then I went in thinking they're
going to have to reschedule. There's no way, and they
said no, you're all cleaned out. So I was full

(14:00):
as much sh it as I thought. Oh well, that's debatable.
On this show, Danielle, you're always full of ship. Listen
to the conversations we're having and think, how does anyone
love me? Like you know what I did the other day?
Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing music coming up home.
I came home after being with my dad at the
hospital for six days, and I came home and I

(14:21):
saw my family and I walk in and having a
conversation with my husband and I just fart right and
he talked about and he goes, oh, well, welcome home.
I was mortified, like this, poor guys missed me for
six days and this is what happens. And I was.
I felt so stupid, and he's like, it's honey, it's fine,
don't worry you, and thank you for not woking me.

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