August 14, 2026 • 4 mins
Danielle helps a daughter phone tap her mom and pretends she’s from the local court system and they have no record of her showing up for jury duty!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande, Elvis duran phone tap.
All right, Danielle, it's all up to you. What's this
one all about? Well, Carlina wanted to play a phone
tap on her mom, mary Anne, because Marianne was called
to jury duty. She missed the day and was worried
she was going to get arrested, so she actually showed
up the next day after she was supposed to be there.
So she wanted me to call and tell her mom, Oh,
(00:20):
we have no record of you being here. Hmm, let's
make mommy upset. Heres today's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hello mari Anne.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yes, yes, hi, this is Melissa Stovey from the Mineola
Court System. Yes, you were supposed to make an appearance
for jury duty.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I was there?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Uh not according to our records.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh yes, Oh sure I was. Oh definitely. In fact,
I was supposed to go down on a Wednesday, and
I got the numbers mixed up, and I spoke to
the girl with the blonde tears and she says, that's
all right, come in tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Unfortunately, we have no record that you were here.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I was there high and I really was.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
As far as I'm concerned, you actually weren't here because
I don't have the paperwork.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, well, she made a mistake, but I was there.
In fact, I gave blood that day.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I mean, you show up on the wrong day, and
there's nothing I can really do about.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That because she says that's okay. She says come in Thursday,
and that's what I did.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I mean, you say she blonde. There are tons of
blonds that work in the court system. So I mean
when you say the blonde girl, that doesn't really help me.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, she was a lady. She wasn't a girl, all right,
the lady.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well the problem is now there's a warrant out for
your arrest.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Be I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I was there, Oh lord, according to our paperwork, you
were not there.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I was, and I know the lights went out. You
could aick somebody there the twenty eighth, the lights went
out and hit the building.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
All right, Well, this is the kind of stuff we
hear all the time for people that skip court.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Believe me, I call purposely. The next day. I called.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I have no record of you calling, so in my eyes,
you weren't here, and now we have a warren out
for your arrest.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I have a warrant out, but I have proof I
was there.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I mean, you have to understand. Everybody has to serve
jury duty. It's a part.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yes, I know I was there though. That's the thing.
I was there.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I mean to skip out and not show up as
a little rude.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, I think you're being rude because I was there.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You know, you older people seem to forget things sometimes
he's seven years old.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm not seen now. I do work, I am a
voter and everything else. I am a good citizen. That's
why I appear it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Doesn't seem like you are. I'm trying to be very
patient with you.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm trying to be patient with you because the way
it sounds now that I'm not going to get paid either,
because I didn't get paid for my job.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And if you showed up, you would have gotten paid.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I did. She marked it down all right.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Now. I understand old people have memory issues, so we
need you know.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Are you talking to You.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Have to realize that you're going to have to pay
a fine.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh no, so you're not going to get paid on.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Top of paying a fine? What the finest one thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
No, I'm not paying it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's one thousand dollars for not showing up for jury duty.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It was there.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You were not there.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I was there. Don't tell me I wasn't at my job.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Just because you don't want to go to work doesn't
mean you were at dry duty.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You dare imply that, don't you dare imply that you know?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I want you to darify that woman. I don't know
her name, but she you have a rasta people that worked.
And I was supposed to appear the twenty seven and
I got the numbers mixed up because I told the
girl when I called, this.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Is the consequence for skipping jury duty. Miss Lazy did not.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yet jurry Judy. I was there.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You were not here. There's no records of you being here.
Did you go shopping that day? Is that what?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You didn't even read the court house?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I mean, these are very original excuses. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But I didn't even read the court I went out
to have a cigarette. I was there before Ada.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Hey, you know smoking is bad for your health.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I was there before eight o'clock. I was there seven
point thirty even a quarter half. I was the first
one in the parking lot and waited.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Do you want to pay this in cash, check your
money order.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's only one thousand dollars miss so heal.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Ever, what the hell you think God made that money?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Maybe? I mean if you have time to skip down
and work at Drewry Neudo.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Arguing whether or not you were there. I know you
weren't there.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh Mother of God, give me strength.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
All right, So here's the address where you can send
the check.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm not sending no check. I'm not. I can't afford it,
and I don't have to because I was there. I'm
not even writing a down.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Hey, Marianne, you've just been phone tapped by your daughter, Carlina.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh boy, you got me going, damn it. I'm a
good Simpson. I went to Drury. When she gets home,
I'm going to kill her.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The Elvis Duran's phone tap
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande, Elvis duran phone tap.
All right, Danielle, it's all up to you. What's this
one all about? Well, Carlina wanted to play a phone
tap on her mom, mary Anne, because Marianne was called
to jury duty. She missed the day and was worried
she was going to get arrested, so she actually showed
up the next day after she was supposed to be there.
So she wanted me to call and tell her mom, Oh,
(00:20):
we have no record of you being here. Hmm, let's
make mommy upset. Heres today's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hello mari Anne.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yes, yes, hi, this is Melissa Stovey from the Mineola
Court System. Yes, you were supposed to make an appearance
for jury duty.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I was there?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Uh not according to our records.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh yes, Oh sure I was. Oh definitely. In fact,
I was supposed to go down on a Wednesday, and
I got the numbers mixed up, and I spoke to
the girl with the blonde tears and she says, that's
all right, come in tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Unfortunately, we have no record that you were here.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I was there high and I really was.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
As far as I'm concerned, you actually weren't here because
I don't have the paperwork.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, well, she made a mistake, but I was there.
In fact, I gave blood that day.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I mean, you show up on the wrong day, and
there's nothing I can really do about.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That because she says that's okay. She says come in Thursday,
and that's what I did.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I mean, you say she blonde. There are tons of
blonds that work in the court system. So I mean
when you say the blonde girl, that doesn't really help me.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, she was a lady. She wasn't a girl, all right,
the lady.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well the problem is now there's a warrant out for
your arrest.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Be I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I was there, Oh lord, according to our paperwork, you
were not there.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I was, and I know the lights went out. You
could aick somebody there the twenty eighth, the lights went
out and hit the building.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
All right, Well, this is the kind of stuff we
hear all the time for people that skip court.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Believe me, I call purposely. The next day. I called.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I have no record of you calling, so in my eyes,
you weren't here, and now we have a warren out
for your arrest.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I have a warrant out, but I have proof I
was there.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I mean, you have to understand. Everybody has to serve
jury duty. It's a part.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yes, I know I was there though. That's the thing.
I was there.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I mean to skip out and not show up as
a little rude.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, I think you're being rude because I was there.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You know, you older people seem to forget things sometimes
he's seven years old.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm not seen now. I do work, I am a
voter and everything else. I am a good citizen. That's
why I appear it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Doesn't seem like you are. I'm trying to be very
patient with you.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm trying to be patient with you because the way
it sounds now that I'm not going to get paid either,
because I didn't get paid for my job.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And if you showed up, you would have gotten paid.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I did. She marked it down all right.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Now. I understand old people have memory issues, so we
need you know.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Are you talking to You.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Have to realize that you're going to have to pay
a fine.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh no, so you're not going to get paid on.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Top of paying a fine? What the finest one thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
No, I'm not paying it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's one thousand dollars for not showing up for jury duty.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It was there.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You were not there.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I was there. Don't tell me I wasn't at my job.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Just because you don't want to go to work doesn't
mean you were at dry duty.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You dare imply that, don't you dare imply that you know?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I want you to darify that woman. I don't know
her name, but she you have a rasta people that worked.
And I was supposed to appear the twenty seven and
I got the numbers mixed up because I told the
girl when I called, this.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Is the consequence for skipping jury duty. Miss Lazy did not.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yet jurry Judy. I was there.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You were not here. There's no records of you being here.
Did you go shopping that day? Is that what?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You didn't even read the court house?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I mean, these are very original excuses. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But I didn't even read the court I went out
to have a cigarette. I was there before Ada.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Hey, you know smoking is bad for your health.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I was there before eight o'clock. I was there seven
point thirty even a quarter half. I was the first
one in the parking lot and waited.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Do you want to pay this in cash, check your
money order.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's only one thousand dollars miss so heal.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Ever, what the hell you think God made that money?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Maybe? I mean if you have time to skip down
and work at Drewry Neudo.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Arguing whether or not you were there. I know you
weren't there.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh Mother of God, give me strength.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
All right, So here's the address where you can send
the check.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm not sending no check. I'm not. I can't afford it,
and I don't have to because I was there. I'm
not even writing a down.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Hey, Marianne, you've just been phone tapped by your daughter, Carlina.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh boy, you got me going, damn it. I'm a
good Simpson. I went to Drury. When she gets home,
I'm going to kill her.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
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