Stay Away From My Girlfriend!

Garrett pranks Bruno by posing as his girlfriend’s ex and showing up at her job with flowers and candy to win her back!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Garrett, got your phone tap?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
What's it all about?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Well, Erica wanted to play a phone tap on her
boyfriend Bruno. Now the couple has been dating for a
couple of weeks now, but Eric has been getting X
from her ex and Bruno it doesn't sit well with him.
So Eric is going to start to call for her
boyfriend Bruno as she's at work, and I'm going to
be playing the ex boyfriend who pays a visit.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
All right, listen to Garrett's phone tap. Well, hey, well
you and I are going to guess who just show
up at work? What are you? Who? What are you
talking about? Christopher? Here? Your ex boyfriend Christopher. Yeah, she
showed up with like flowers and candy. Are you kidding me?

(00:44):
Right now? Is this a joke? No, you're right here.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Here's next to me.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Let me talk to him right now. Why are you
going to say, Erica? Let me talk to him right now?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Hello, Hello, Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Who is this is this?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Christopher?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah? Yes, how did you know my name?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Because you've been texting my girlfriends for the past few weeks. Dude,
what the hell is your problem?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh, she's your girlfriend? Okay, Well we used to date.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
And I thought and she broke up with you, dude, right, but.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I was coming back over today with some delicious candies
and flowers that she loves so much to show her
how much I love her and that we should get
back together.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Leading her number from your phone.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Dude, I'm going to ask for you to step aside
because I think she knows where her true love is
right here.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
So I'm kidding right now, you need to get out
of there. I've got friends that are like right around
the corner from there. Dude, All I have to do
is make a text message, and you're dead. Do you
know that?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Okay, well, yeah, let them come. I will kick them
all right in the wiener because I know martial arts boxing,
I know mm a taekwondo, so we'll do that. By
the way, do you know what we did in her
back seat?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't know. I don't care. Dude on the back seat? Now, dude,
are you psycho just on the poor No?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
No, you sound a little crazy right now, so I
would be worried. I wouldn't want to stay with you.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
If I was, I go you all right now showing
up to your ex girlfriend's job with candy and flowers.
Shut him out of there.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
This is a ridiculous Miss you so much, miss you
and your body, Bruno, Like you seem to me like
you never think you're on a heset with you, like

(02:39):
so romantic.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hey, Bruno, I'm coming there right now, Dude. I'm less
than an hour away. And when we get there, we're
gonna have a little man and the man talk.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Dude, Bruno, my name's getting from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show and you got phone tapped?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Are you kidding me? Right now? All of my all
my guys at work are looking at me right now
like I'm freaking crazy. Erica, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show