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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Melting Show?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh my god, the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hi,
I see Danielle and Scottie B. We'll explain that three
hundred behind his head in a moment. And there's straight
Nate and I see Gandhi. And Andrew is here today.
Hi Andrew, Hi everybody. Yeah, and they're scary. Where's is
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Garrett coming in?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I guess he is. I mean there's a space for
him at the table.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, very good. So we have lots to cover here
on the I'm sorry, Nate, are we keeping you away?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
All right?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Will net one in for a while. I had to
get that out.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm sorry for the wow.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I think we have some things to cover here. I
forgot what they were though.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
The reason Andrew's here is because they were making faces
or something or they were yes, oh okay.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
While we were trying to do the show and talking
about stuff on the air, I looked into the Serial
Killers studio and Andrew and Scotty B are laughing so
hardy looked like they were trying to find oxygen. It
was like, really bad, you guys talking about that was
so funny. Share it with the class.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Okay, Well, so on the Big Show, you were talking
about Cascadian forms cerial and you asked me about it. Yes,
and it's actually Cascadian form, not Cascadian forms. But I
didn't correct you. But I always correct Andrew when he
says it wrong. I said, no, Andrew is just one farm,
and he's like, you would never say that to Elvis. Yes,
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And that's why I was laughing hysterically, because he did
the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And then I added something new to it.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I said, Elvis, Oh, I love you so much.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Elvis is like mister Christmas, mister Hanky. So let me
ask you a question. Do you really think Scotty kisses
my ass that much?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Really?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You make it sound like he's the biggest kiss ass.
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
If he to Godhi's point earlier this week, he's the
teacher's pet for sure. You could walk in there and
be like, oh, I hate Cereal, and then Scotty he'd
be like.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
No, no, Cereal kill this is over.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I hate it too, Scotty the brown nose employee.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
First, you all do it, all of you.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
Scotty is the worst he because he loves, he lives
to correct people. He loves it if you add an s,
like if you said backwards instead of backward in the
middle of a read, you could be two paragraphs in
and he'll be like, it's backward.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
You don't fun, I don't sound silly.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
God forbid you say, Hey, you're out there in Long Island.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's all the time.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
People from Long Island really don't like.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That an island with it though not in an island
he hates when I read my ven number.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
All right, it's just it's so.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
But here's here's actually a great question, though, Elvis. Do
you appreciate honesty or do you enjoy the kiss sassiness.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Not rather kiss assiness? Absolutely?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Okay, Look, if it was something, if it was something
like so wrong that you know that you would have
been embarrassed by it.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I probably would have said.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
It from what you correct andrew over for everything.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Well, because you're you're supposed to be a serial guy
and know these things.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, got it.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I don't mind the kiss assidus because it's pleasant. And
if you're a kiss ass I know that you're you
know fully shit with me. I know it, but we
just we cruise.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Right through it.
Speaker 9 (03:31):
We need to argue it sounds like this jumped to
shock at episode three hundreds.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah, well no, I tell you.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
We recorded our three hundredth episode yesterday and unfortunately there's
only audio, no video, because Andrew forgot to hit record
more betterness.
Speaker 10 (03:46):
Half of their podcast is them fighting, like honestly about what.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Doesn't know anything? Sounds like a podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Well, in a podcast, if they don't know, if they
don't fight, it's not good.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, I will say he waited until the very end
and I said, did you see it?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Recording goes no.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
So I'm like, why didn't you say?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
So you're the video guy. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh, now I'm the video guy, ignorance guy.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
Even when I sit in for Andrew, he will complain
that Andrew's not there. Of course Andrew couldn't be.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
He's got such a busy schedule. He he does his podcast.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
On the podcast from roughly nine fifty five to ten
oh five, it's Scottie walking out there, going, oh, Andrew,
I'm so busy. I mean, here on my keyboard, I'm
typing because and I can't do serial killers, even though
Scotty has to go somewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's just wow, it's not passive aggressive at all. It's
aggressive aggressive.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Can I just figure maybe he could schedule his stuff
like for after ten thirty so we can get our
stuff done.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
That's all.
Speaker 10 (04:40):
I don't understand why you guys don't have like, Okay,
every Tuesday at ten o'clock we do it.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Because he'll say, I got to get a haircut.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That was yesterday. I don't go for weekly haircuts.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I go every month and a half.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
Dope Scotty will kick oup in everyone's store. Hey, Sam,
you want to do the podcast? Andrew won't do it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It really it's all about Andrew. He makes it all
about Andrew at all time.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, you know what, I'm not gonna hate he wants
my screen time.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
It's fine.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
I think it's pretty damaging Scottie to talk about your
your co hosts like that, because honestly, you're gonna get
the listeners and and in viewers on your side, and
it's gonna be it's just gonna be bad for Andrew
in the long run. Trust me, I know it's the.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Same thing to me.
Speaker 11 (05:23):
Oh, Scary is too busy being bougie. He's off on
trips and I'm like, why why are you doing that?
We are a team you're a team. The two of
you guys are a team. That's a partnership. You guys
shouldn't be seeing each other's battleship.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
You know, team members usually show up.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You know. The thing is this your your serial killers
podcast with you and Andrew has turned into the Scottie
Bee and Andrew are going to fight podcasts and they
may talk about a serial Yeah, because we turned into
the like the two husbands that don't get along podcast
is basically what it is.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
We're trying to tone that down just a little bit
because we've been getting some feedback from people that are like, dude,
it's like you tube bigering brothers.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
It's enough.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, you know what. They may have a point, but
as far as kissing ass if you guys want to
kiss my ass behind my and maybe an asshole to
me behind my back, I'm totally fine with it. I'll
tell you something that happened once. I used to do
this syndicated interview show every Sunday night. It was only
like three hundred radio stages. It was a pretty big deal.
And so I was in New York and the producer
was at a studio in Los Angeles. So when he
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wanted to talk into my ear. I was like, hey,
it's time to go into a break, you know, tell
tears for fears, We'll be right back or whatever. Because
it was that old, so I could always tell when
he was about to hit the button and talk to me.
One night, the button got stuck and he was talking.
I could hear every word he was saying in my ear.
While I was doing the show and I was interviewing
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someone like Billy Joel, I was a big interview and
in my right ear right hear, listen to this fuck head,
he's not going to take a break. I told this fucker, Elvis,
Fuck you, Elvis, take a fucking break. He didn't think
I was listening to it. So I was having to
interview Billy Joel, listen to his answer to my questions,
and then respond to his answers while listening to me
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being called a stupid motherfucker in my ear.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh my god, how did you handle that?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Well?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Then finally he says, all right, oh he's fine. Oh
look at look at this thing. He's finally taking a break.
Thank the fuck out of you, Elvis. And we went
to a break and I called him on the phone.
I said, you're fucking welcome. I took a break. He went,
what I've been listening to every word you've been saying.
But when the microphone wasn't turned on, the nicest guy
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on the mettory kiss, kiss my ass.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I don't want that.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
I want people to be the same way in front
of me as they are behind my back.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We pretty much are.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I'm okay with it as long as it doesn't get
worse when I leave the room.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Can I can I say one thing that you did
earlier this week to me Elvis?
Speaker 9 (07:49):
So?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Uh okay?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
You know how Elvis gets treated differently by people in
this company because he's Elvis?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Of course?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Well can you do Look? So there is an email.
There was an issue and somebody sent me an email,
so I forwarded to Elvis directly, and it was something
that Elvis should know about because I try and keep
his best interest in mind. So he gets this and
then he keeps me on it without deleting my My
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comments to him and then replies, all.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I did them on purpose. I added someone to it.
I wanted them to see how mad I was.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
You took it to the next level.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
But I kind of had a little snarky comment in
there about the people that had sent me the email.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Put it in writing?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
The pen is mightier than the sword. I don't know,
of course they did. Whatever. You know what, don't don't
you want to ever get to the point in your
life you just don't give a ship.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
And I don't see.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I don't say don't give a ship to hurt people.
I'm saying, don't give a ship so people won't walk
all over you. That's my point.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
That's a good It's definitely that's a.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Great point, Elvis. Thank you, Gary.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
That's a really really good point.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Like thet.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
You kind of have to like.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
I mean, I would love nothing more than to be
honest with everybody in a business setting.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
But you really, Oh, you're the king.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Of a ship, Sawich.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Let me tell you love, I love, I'm a fucking
mastership I was.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
Talking to the problem is, though, so many times people
interpret honesty as being rude or mean spirited or like, oh,
they're trying to fight, Like no, I'm just trying to
tell you the truth and cut.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Out all the bullshit.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Sugarcoating gives you cavities.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Nate, give me the ship, I've been trying to do better.
Like Danielle and I kind of help each other out
with that yes, because she's bad.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
I'm bad at saying no, so he's trying to teach
me how to say no.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Danielle will oh, I guess if I move my schedule
Like Danielle.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
He's like, you, you don't have time, That's what he
tells me. You don't have time for this, And I go,
but I really could know. But but Danielle, you really don't.
You really don't die, he tells me.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
And like for your two Elvis, because you are such
a nice guy, you will agree to stuff that I
know in the long run you'll be like, well, why
did we agree to this? Because you're a nice guy,
but your schedule doesn't allow for that sometimes, so it's, uh,
you know, we just got to kind of headed off
at the past.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Before you just say no when you want.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
To say no, then you go tell someone you love.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Another great point by Elvis d Thank god for Garrett
noticing my great points.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I meant wisdom of.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Can you do the unedited version of that or are
we not allowed to do that on the podcast?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I think you can.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
So the backstory here is Scotty will eat a banana,
but he has an ability to do you throw the
entire thing, and every now and then we'll just look
through the glass and he's doing it. So Andrew believes
that he does it to flirt with people and to
do the thing.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Well, yeah, he eats the banana on camera in front
of him, and then it's like, I wonder how far.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I know that's not I know that's impossible because Scotty
rarely ever has a gag reflex on laugh. Rarely is
my favoring. All right, that we're getting, thank you d
forgett all right straight. Nate's giving us the rapid I'm sorry,
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Chef Nate is giving us.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Go out on a high note.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Baby, what do you cook?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
He cooked shit sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
He grills them. All right, everyone's saying goodbye bye
Speaker 3 (12:00):
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