December 2, 2025 • 17 mins
In this mini-episode of the pod, Lisa, Nick, and Celia break down why the whole “who’s my best friend?” panic is just insecurity in a wig - or in Nick’s case, a toupee! From rotating BFFs daily to worrying a meme means “OMG, she thinks we’re soulmates,” the crew digs into why grown adults cling to labels instead of connection. If you’re treating friendship like The Bachelor, maybe the problem isn’t your friends… it’s you.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Lisa Lampanelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach.
She is a meddling advice giving yana and know it
all and her words come from her head, her heart,
and often out of her ass. His podcast should not
be misconstrued as therapy. I should be taking with a
huge strain of salt for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
These You need help, You're the problems. Come on, come down,
go lamb, take a pill. I think you're insane. Do
(00:37):
what I say, dumb ass, listen to me. You Hey, everybody,
it's Lisa lamp and Elli here on Shrink. This's a
little mini episode of the podcast where he tied you
over to season two. Oh yeah, season two? Yeah? What
do we got? We got? Who? Who's here with us today?
(00:59):
Whyat's you know what it is?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Normal? It's Nick scup care follow me on Instagram and
TikTok and Nick scopes you know what it is?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Boy? Yeah? And also with us is Celia really she
guilt tripped us last week because her shrines us. But
we're gonna try to path. We're going to try to
rise above it and not feel bad about ourselves. You
can find Celia Celia Underscore underscore my therapist takes Lisa
(01:33):
underscore Romano dot com. Wow, it's just Celia underscore Underscore Romano.
Correct Celia, that's correct posts.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Good picks, dude, you have good posts, Solia. I will
give you that.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I will say yeah, and you look out of full
yeah yeah, when you like juice yourself up closed.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
J let's get and I just go through and highlight
the ones you were like, we're not gonna talk about
Sia's lack of a dick, just like we won't talk
about your lack of a dick. Yeah, how about that
good one? Tell your strength that we are teams.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Sometimes we can sometimes it's not just them ganging up
against me.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Maybe it's like me and you gang up a nick.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah. Fuck anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Every week I don't season two prepared the January, we
take a previous episode and we talk about some of
the letters that we did not get to. The episode
we're talking about today are was called BFF or just
b as where we were talking about do you remember
this neck. We're searching for the one when it comes
(02:50):
to friendship, like the bestie, like my BFF. And I
was saying the other day that I hesitate to send
you know how you'll see on TikTok, like a funny
thing about my bestie and I when we do whatever
where we both over here the same thing and look
at each other like we'll be talking about this. Well.
I have about five friends who I consider really great
(03:12):
ride or died great friends, but I always hesitate to
send those because I go then they'll think I think
they're my best friend. I'm their best friend, right, so
they'll be like, oh, well I have a different best friend,
and now Lisa thinks she's my best friend, so fuck Lisa.
She's weird and needy. So I don't even send the
memes because they get nervous. What do you think, Nick,
would you hesitate or would you just send it and
(03:34):
say I don't really like you that way?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Hey, check this out. Don't fucking think I like you
and I sent you?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah? Exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I think I would be a little bit maybe with
like a rope someone who I was romantically interested, I'd
be a little bit more tedious and like what to
send or I send this?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay, tedious by the way, not to interrupt, means like,
what's the word not hard? Difficult? A difficult task? So
I think you hesitant hesitant, which is see I correct
but nicely.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
But I'm tedious.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You're tedious. You are I'm playing that for my shrop.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Tell him get some balls.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You aren't getting some you're sacking up, bitch.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, finally, all.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right, claireming he Jones, it doesn't hurt. Okay, all right back.
So if it was a Roman, you'd be more hesitant
to send it because they'd be like, oh, does he
think I'm his girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah? Just just like is it too much? Am I
texting too much? Is this not funny? Will it hit
them the right way? Friends? I don't give a fuck.
I'll just be like, here you go.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I just worry that they'll be like, oh my god,
I have my other best friend. But now at least
the things we're besties do. We have to have a talk.
And I'd like to tell you all, if you think
I'm your best friend or I'm not your best friend,
go fuck yourself out, probamise myself. I wouldn't cry so anyway,
I think the theory of having one person who's your bestie,
(05:06):
who like fits every need in your life is erroneous.
I think we all have different people for different things.
And that's a beautiful thing. So we did an episode
on that. Nick. Do we have some letters time?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Are you guys ready?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I think so?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay, therapist, are you ready? Dear Lisa, Like my two kids,
my best friend changes daily.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, that's wait, that's not even a red flag. That's chartruse,
that's magenta.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
What.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
My best friend changes daily. This is an adult depending
on who has pissed me off?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh shit?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do I need to be more flexible and less transactional
in my friendships? Or can I continue to rotate my
best friends? Thanks Sharon and Bethesda Maryland. Sharon, I'm just
gonna go off you fucking Jesus.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
She's just damaged Jesus.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He's my best friend today. Don't you have kids and
shit to do? Who's worried about?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Because I think all the time we're looking for some
to blame our bad mood on. I heard a great
podcast the other day where it's like, say, you're going
through something, just a hard feeling. Feelings. By the way,
if you actually process them and feel them, they last
ninety seconds. The only reason they last for us so
long is because we're trying to talk ourselves out of them.
(06:25):
We're trying to talk ourselves, give it a name, identify
what the feeling is. If you just feel it and
it's going to pass. So I think what happens is
say I'm I don't know, feeling disappointed in something. I
might then glance and say, my friend Amy text me.
(06:45):
I'll be like, oh, she's the real one. Nick hasn't
called me. Though Nick hasn't texted in twenty fucking hours,
you know what, fuck him? She's the bestie, he's not.
So that's I think what we do. We look for
somebody to put our blame on instead of going, let
me just feel the feelings. I'm disappointed about this other thing.
(07:05):
So I think that's what it sounds like this clam's doing.
She's just looking, not looking for things to be annoyed at,
but she's getting annoyed and attaching it to all these
different people instead of just feeling her feelings.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, honestly, people like this should be.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Shocked anything I say.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
But I'm just no, she should work through a ship.
But like, this type of shit makes me mad because
you know, this is the type of person that, like,
you know, the type of person that anytime they talk
about a job they've had. All they do is talk
about like, my boss was the worst about yes, yes,
I've ever had in their life. And it's like, but
(07:44):
maybe you're the common denomination. Yeah here, everyone can't. Not
everyone in the world could be this bad.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Correct. They never bother taking their own inventory, they never
bother cleaning up their side of the street. It's just like,
what's the common denomene? Oh, it's me.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
When they start the job, I'm sure it's great. When
they start the friendship, Oh my god, they're the best,
blah blah blah. And then at some point it's just, well,
now you know what, Actually.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Maybe I just don't need a boss. We did we
have an episode where somebody be like, I just I'm
gonna be CEO of my own company. It's like, are
you You're not You're not going to invent a puffer? Bess?
Oh my god, guys, I love this puffer.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You can dress it up, dress it down, squeeze your
tits in, play their clip whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Who's selling those company.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Up?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But Celia, what do you think about this this situation?
Have you heard of bit just like this?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Okay, best I was just thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I mean, I think that's the dumbest thing I've like
almost ever heard, Like, what do you mean my my
friends changed?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Like my kids?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
She's saying her two kids, like the little kids, like, well,
he's not my friend, n Yeah like that.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Well, I just think that's the fact that you can
even say that, you're you're comparing the way that you
handle friendships to your children.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, they should just give you the answer. There? Are
you also just eating chicken nuggets and mac and cheese? Yeah,
you're still in your pants right now? Yeah, you potty
trained both the fucker. All right, does we all hate her?
Let's go to the next question, right?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What is our next question here?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, there's gotta be another one.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
On the same page.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Here, I'm changing my best friend from Nick to someone.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Sorry, I only do with the stars. Next, Lisa hits
me all the way. All right, here's what we're gonna
go through this, all right, Dear Lisa. My six year
old son asked me who my best friend was the
other day and I couldn't answer them. Oh, there's two
or three friends I would call if I really needed
to talk. Do you think it's okay to spread the
(09:57):
friendship out or do you think it's better to have
that one person Hillary.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm suspicious of a name Hillary because of Hillary Duff,
because Hillary Duff strikes me as someone who'd want a
best friend. I'm just saying, is she Lizzie McGuire is?
And who that is? Okay? I don't like any of that.
She's okay, forget it, she's great. So Hillary, You're fine. No,
I like the idea. I think it's just such a
(10:25):
trope of movies and TV to have the one bestie.
But think about having what an embarrassment of wealth to
have three people who you could just call to talk
in an emergency, Like whenever I'm feeling like, oh I
don't have enough. I literally have a favorites list on
my phone of like people like, oh oh the answer,
and it's like twelve people like that's great to be
(10:48):
able to even have that. Sure, they never really answer
because it's a delusion and it's all like AT and
T customer service. Amazon would pick up and talk to me.
I'm a prime member. They would say, what's her emergency? Lies,
and I just cry no. But I mean, I like
the idea of three people, but I get why she's
(11:09):
confused and doesn't think that's okay. Does that make sense
to you.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
A little bit? I mean, I like I'm in the
same boat as you. Like, that's awesome that you have
multiple people that you could reach out to. I really
don't have. Like this is like, do you think it's
okay to spread the French about Yes, the more the
more good. It's not even about like the amount of friends.
If you're more quality friends that you can call and
have an actual convo with, and like they're probably good
(11:34):
for different things too.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, that's what I think too. With my friends. It's
like who's good for like the fun stuff, who's good
for the shopping stuff, who's good for the deep talk stuff?
And I'm lucky enough that several are good for the
deep talk stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I'm all three of those.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yes, Oh, I would say you're shopping, fun and titties.
But it's like, yeah, even That's what's weird too. You
never know how somebody starts off and then they'll evolve too.
Cause like in Friends with You and Andrew and Bo
you got your three straight guys. I'm thinking it's just
gonna be comedy, writing and having fun and laughing it up.
(12:09):
At the diner and other than you all getting fatter
and worse looking, it's gotten deeper and we can talk
about like real issues and stuff, so you never know
where it's gonna go, which I think is really nice.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's definitely evolved. It's funny you said that I'm thinking about, like, wow,
it really has changed.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh my god, it's changed so much. Well because also
the three you arguably don't do comedy anymore. You've just
stopped and become very, very fucking complacent, which I approve of. Lands.
I told him, no, bitch, the shoes don't fit no more.
And Bo does comedy in quotes, which is like, I
don't know, steals from Shane Gillis, I don't know what
(12:48):
it is.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I do Gonzo rooms in Westchester.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, you do any kind of fight Columbus with a
beef and beer night comedy, come check. But it's true.
Spreading out the friendship is a good thing. But I
also suppose your best friend. So when I had one
best friend, let me pick Anthony. Anthony is definitely one
(13:15):
of my friends with the most depth, and I think
a lot of his because he's a sober guy and
he's sixty five, so he's worked on himself a lot.
He's sixty five. If he was my only deep friend
and he died, because chances are he's going to die
before me because he's a man. Even though he's a
gay man, he's still a man. Okay, people, that's how
it works.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
They have less stress because they're happier.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, that's true. But he'll probably die. What the hell
can you imagine? I'd have no one to talk to.
So I think, no, you idiot, I said, suppose you
was my only I fucking hate you, derailed cocksucker. No,
and he would just disappear, and then I'd be in mourning.
This way, I could just throw a fucking you take
(13:58):
a shovel, shot that dirt, and like in the old
days that everybody do a shovel of dirt. You put
the rose on the casket, see a bitch. Yeah, I
move right on to nick my life. No, but I
mean spreading it out as a good thing. It's not
even intentional. It's like, oh, this, these person, these people
(14:19):
provide more to my life and I hopefully provide to them.
And this is where you say, you sure do, Lisa,
You sure? Oh my god, you're the best.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Your talent and success is a beacon to someone like
me who's done nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Nothing, I mean really nothing.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Also, I'm very impressed everybody says he's done nothing with
his life. You know, he actually has a master's degree.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
And what I don't?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh, I thought you did. I respect you less. How
do I think you have a master's because you went
to that program in Missouri?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, no, I just have a lot of certifications and things.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well, I take it back, you are a nothing. Enjoy
beef and beer, the school of life.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I have a PhD.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That is true. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, everyone's dead.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, everyone's dead, and I'm gay. You are Celia way
in on the BFF stuff. What do you think, bitch,
Because clearly you've had friendship struggles. I only know that
from your personality. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I actually don't like the episode that we did was
really like the only fight I've gotten in. Like with
my friends, I don't really like have drama, which is good,
but I'd say I also like to keep my friends
like kind of spread out because I've met people in
such different times of my life. Like I have my
childhood friends who are still my best friends. I have
(15:43):
my college friends who are also some of my best friends.
And then I also have my friends that I've made
since moving here, right post grad friends.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And would you say, if one group had to die,
which one would you pick?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Probably the ones that I met most recently.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I would say, you're correct, but I would never want
I want them to die so you could see what
it's like to live in this cold, dark city alone,
because that's what happened to me. I was here and
I had no friends, and it did not be good.
So I only wish that upon you people listen to
the podcast. No, I hope none of your friends die.
(16:24):
You're fine. Every who's a good girl? She is?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
She is? Celia is a good girl? Nick? Where can
we listen to the podcast?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
You could listen to us on the iHeartRadio app or
anywhere you get podcasts. And if you'd like to write
into the show, yes, please send us an email at
shrink this show at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
And that's all for you.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Follow Lisa, she throws up on the microphone. Follow on
Instagram Lisa them Now you can follow me and Nick Scobs,
my big titties and dick on on Instagram. Follow. Celia
was five underscores and romano cheese, which is what she
smells like. INSTM what dog
Speaker 4 (17:11):
M
Lisa Lampanelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach.
She is a meddling advice giving yana and know it
all and her words come from her head, her heart,
and often out of her ass. His podcast should not
be misconstrued as therapy. I should be taking with a
huge strain of salt for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
These You need help, You're the problems. Come on, come down,
go lamb, take a pill. I think you're insane. Do
(00:37):
what I say, dumb ass, listen to me. You Hey, everybody,
it's Lisa lamp and Elli here on Shrink. This's a
little mini episode of the podcast where he tied you
over to season two. Oh yeah, season two? Yeah? What
do we got? We got? Who? Who's here with us today?
(00:59):
Whyat's you know what it is?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Normal? It's Nick scup care follow me on Instagram and
TikTok and Nick scopes you know what it is?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Boy? Yeah? And also with us is Celia really she
guilt tripped us last week because her shrines us. But
we're gonna try to path. We're going to try to
rise above it and not feel bad about ourselves. You
can find Celia Celia Underscore underscore my therapist takes Lisa
(01:33):
underscore Romano dot com. Wow, it's just Celia underscore Underscore Romano.
Correct Celia, that's correct posts.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Good picks, dude, you have good posts, Solia. I will
give you that.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I will say yeah, and you look out of full
yeah yeah, when you like juice yourself up closed.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
J let's get and I just go through and highlight
the ones you were like, we're not gonna talk about
Sia's lack of a dick, just like we won't talk
about your lack of a dick. Yeah, how about that
good one? Tell your strength that we are teams.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Sometimes we can sometimes it's not just them ganging up
against me.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Maybe it's like me and you gang up a nick.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah. Fuck anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Every week I don't season two prepared the January, we
take a previous episode and we talk about some of
the letters that we did not get to. The episode
we're talking about today are was called BFF or just
b as where we were talking about do you remember
this neck. We're searching for the one when it comes
(02:50):
to friendship, like the bestie, like my BFF. And I
was saying the other day that I hesitate to send
you know how you'll see on TikTok, like a funny
thing about my bestie and I when we do whatever
where we both over here the same thing and look
at each other like we'll be talking about this. Well.
I have about five friends who I consider really great
(03:12):
ride or died great friends, but I always hesitate to
send those because I go then they'll think I think
they're my best friend. I'm their best friend, right, so
they'll be like, oh, well I have a different best friend,
and now Lisa thinks she's my best friend, so fuck Lisa.
She's weird and needy. So I don't even send the
memes because they get nervous. What do you think, Nick,
would you hesitate or would you just send it and
(03:34):
say I don't really like you that way?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Hey, check this out. Don't fucking think I like you
and I sent you?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah? Exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I think I would be a little bit maybe with
like a rope someone who I was romantically interested, I'd
be a little bit more tedious and like what to
send or I send this?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay, tedious by the way, not to interrupt, means like,
what's the word not hard? Difficult? A difficult task? So
I think you hesitant hesitant, which is see I correct
but nicely.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
But I'm tedious.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You're tedious. You are I'm playing that for my shrop.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Tell him get some balls.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You aren't getting some you're sacking up, bitch.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, finally, all.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right, claireming he Jones, it doesn't hurt. Okay, all right back.
So if it was a Roman, you'd be more hesitant
to send it because they'd be like, oh, does he
think I'm his girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah? Just just like is it too much? Am I
texting too much? Is this not funny? Will it hit
them the right way? Friends? I don't give a fuck.
I'll just be like, here you go.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I just worry that they'll be like, oh my god,
I have my other best friend. But now at least
the things we're besties do. We have to have a talk.
And I'd like to tell you all, if you think
I'm your best friend or I'm not your best friend,
go fuck yourself out, probamise myself. I wouldn't cry so anyway,
I think the theory of having one person who's your bestie,
(05:06):
who like fits every need in your life is erroneous.
I think we all have different people for different things.
And that's a beautiful thing. So we did an episode
on that. Nick. Do we have some letters time?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Are you guys ready?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I think so?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay, therapist, are you ready? Dear Lisa, Like my two kids,
my best friend changes daily.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, that's wait, that's not even a red flag. That's chartruse,
that's magenta.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
What.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
My best friend changes daily. This is an adult depending
on who has pissed me off?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh shit?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do I need to be more flexible and less transactional
in my friendships? Or can I continue to rotate my
best friends? Thanks Sharon and Bethesda Maryland. Sharon, I'm just
gonna go off you fucking Jesus.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
She's just damaged Jesus.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He's my best friend today. Don't you have kids and
shit to do? Who's worried about?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Because I think all the time we're looking for some
to blame our bad mood on. I heard a great
podcast the other day where it's like, say, you're going
through something, just a hard feeling. Feelings. By the way,
if you actually process them and feel them, they last
ninety seconds. The only reason they last for us so
long is because we're trying to talk ourselves out of them.
(06:25):
We're trying to talk ourselves, give it a name, identify
what the feeling is. If you just feel it and
it's going to pass. So I think what happens is
say I'm I don't know, feeling disappointed in something. I
might then glance and say, my friend Amy text me.
(06:45):
I'll be like, oh, she's the real one. Nick hasn't
called me. Though Nick hasn't texted in twenty fucking hours,
you know what, fuck him? She's the bestie, he's not.
So that's I think what we do. We look for
somebody to put our blame on instead of going, let
me just feel the feelings. I'm disappointed about this other thing.
(07:05):
So I think that's what it sounds like this clam's doing.
She's just looking, not looking for things to be annoyed at,
but she's getting annoyed and attaching it to all these
different people instead of just feeling her feelings.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, honestly, people like this should be.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Shocked anything I say.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
But I'm just no, she should work through a ship.
But like, this type of shit makes me mad because
you know, this is the type of person that, like,
you know, the type of person that anytime they talk
about a job they've had. All they do is talk
about like, my boss was the worst about yes, yes,
I've ever had in their life. And it's like, but
(07:44):
maybe you're the common denomination. Yeah here, everyone can't. Not
everyone in the world could be this bad.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Correct. They never bother taking their own inventory, they never
bother cleaning up their side of the street. It's just like,
what's the common denomene? Oh, it's me.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
When they start the job, I'm sure it's great. When
they start the friendship, Oh my god, they're the best,
blah blah blah. And then at some point it's just, well,
now you know what, Actually.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Maybe I just don't need a boss. We did we
have an episode where somebody be like, I just I'm
gonna be CEO of my own company. It's like, are
you You're not You're not going to invent a puffer? Bess?
Oh my god, guys, I love this puffer.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You can dress it up, dress it down, squeeze your
tits in, play their clip whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Who's selling those company.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Up?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But Celia, what do you think about this this situation?
Have you heard of bit just like this?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Okay, best I was just thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I mean, I think that's the dumbest thing I've like
almost ever heard, Like, what do you mean my my
friends changed?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Like my kids?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
She's saying her two kids, like the little kids, like, well,
he's not my friend, n Yeah like that.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Well, I just think that's the fact that you can
even say that, you're you're comparing the way that you
handle friendships to your children.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, they should just give you the answer. There? Are
you also just eating chicken nuggets and mac and cheese? Yeah,
you're still in your pants right now? Yeah, you potty
trained both the fucker. All right, does we all hate her?
Let's go to the next question, right?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What is our next question here?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, there's gotta be another one.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
On the same page.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Here, I'm changing my best friend from Nick to someone.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Sorry, I only do with the stars. Next, Lisa hits
me all the way. All right, here's what we're gonna
go through this, all right, Dear Lisa. My six year
old son asked me who my best friend was the
other day and I couldn't answer them. Oh, there's two
or three friends I would call if I really needed
to talk. Do you think it's okay to spread the
(09:57):
friendship out or do you think it's better to have
that one person Hillary.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm suspicious of a name Hillary because of Hillary Duff,
because Hillary Duff strikes me as someone who'd want a
best friend. I'm just saying, is she Lizzie McGuire is?
And who that is? Okay? I don't like any of that.
She's okay, forget it, she's great. So Hillary, You're fine. No,
I like the idea. I think it's just such a
(10:25):
trope of movies and TV to have the one bestie.
But think about having what an embarrassment of wealth to
have three people who you could just call to talk
in an emergency, Like whenever I'm feeling like, oh I
don't have enough. I literally have a favorites list on
my phone of like people like, oh oh the answer,
and it's like twelve people like that's great to be
(10:48):
able to even have that. Sure, they never really answer
because it's a delusion and it's all like AT and
T customer service. Amazon would pick up and talk to me.
I'm a prime member. They would say, what's her emergency? Lies,
and I just cry no. But I mean, I like
the idea of three people, but I get why she's
(11:09):
confused and doesn't think that's okay. Does that make sense
to you.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
A little bit? I mean, I like I'm in the
same boat as you. Like, that's awesome that you have
multiple people that you could reach out to. I really
don't have. Like this is like, do you think it's
okay to spread the French about Yes, the more the
more good. It's not even about like the amount of friends.
If you're more quality friends that you can call and
have an actual convo with, and like they're probably good
(11:34):
for different things too.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, that's what I think too. With my friends. It's
like who's good for like the fun stuff, who's good
for the shopping stuff, who's good for the deep talk stuff?
And I'm lucky enough that several are good for the
deep talk stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I'm all three of those.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yes, Oh, I would say you're shopping, fun and titties.
But it's like, yeah, even That's what's weird too. You
never know how somebody starts off and then they'll evolve too.
Cause like in Friends with You and Andrew and Bo
you got your three straight guys. I'm thinking it's just
gonna be comedy, writing and having fun and laughing it up.
(12:09):
At the diner and other than you all getting fatter
and worse looking, it's gotten deeper and we can talk
about like real issues and stuff, so you never know
where it's gonna go, which I think is really nice.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's definitely evolved. It's funny you said that I'm thinking about, like, wow,
it really has changed.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh my god, it's changed so much. Well because also
the three you arguably don't do comedy anymore. You've just
stopped and become very, very fucking complacent, which I approve of. Lands.
I told him, no, bitch, the shoes don't fit no more.
And Bo does comedy in quotes, which is like, I
don't know, steals from Shane Gillis, I don't know what
(12:48):
it is.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I do Gonzo rooms in Westchester.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, you do any kind of fight Columbus with a
beef and beer night comedy, come check. But it's true.
Spreading out the friendship is a good thing. But I
also suppose your best friend. So when I had one
best friend, let me pick Anthony. Anthony is definitely one
(13:15):
of my friends with the most depth, and I think
a lot of his because he's a sober guy and
he's sixty five, so he's worked on himself a lot.
He's sixty five. If he was my only deep friend
and he died, because chances are he's going to die
before me because he's a man. Even though he's a
gay man, he's still a man. Okay, people, that's how
it works.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
They have less stress because they're happier.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, that's true. But he'll probably die. What the hell
can you imagine? I'd have no one to talk to.
So I think, no, you idiot, I said, suppose you
was my only I fucking hate you, derailed cocksucker. No,
and he would just disappear, and then I'd be in mourning.
This way, I could just throw a fucking you take
(13:58):
a shovel, shot that dirt, and like in the old
days that everybody do a shovel of dirt. You put
the rose on the casket, see a bitch. Yeah, I
move right on to nick my life. No, but I
mean spreading it out as a good thing. It's not
even intentional. It's like, oh, this, these person, these people
(14:19):
provide more to my life and I hopefully provide to them.
And this is where you say, you sure do, Lisa,
You sure? Oh my god, you're the best.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Your talent and success is a beacon to someone like
me who's done nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Nothing, I mean really nothing.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Also, I'm very impressed everybody says he's done nothing with
his life. You know, he actually has a master's degree.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
And what I don't?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh, I thought you did. I respect you less. How
do I think you have a master's because you went
to that program in Missouri?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, no, I just have a lot of certifications and things.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well, I take it back, you are a nothing. Enjoy
beef and beer, the school of life.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I have a PhD.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That is true. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, everyone's dead.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, everyone's dead, and I'm gay. You are Celia way
in on the BFF stuff. What do you think, bitch,
Because clearly you've had friendship struggles. I only know that
from your personality. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I actually don't like the episode that we did was
really like the only fight I've gotten in. Like with
my friends, I don't really like have drama, which is good,
but I'd say I also like to keep my friends
like kind of spread out because I've met people in
such different times of my life. Like I have my
childhood friends who are still my best friends. I have
(15:43):
my college friends who are also some of my best friends.
And then I also have my friends that I've made
since moving here, right post grad friends.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And would you say, if one group had to die,
which one would you pick?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Probably the ones that I met most recently.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I would say, you're correct, but I would never want
I want them to die so you could see what
it's like to live in this cold, dark city alone,
because that's what happened to me. I was here and
I had no friends, and it did not be good.
So I only wish that upon you people listen to
the podcast. No, I hope none of your friends die.
(16:24):
You're fine. Every who's a good girl? She is?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
She is? Celia is a good girl? Nick? Where can
we listen to the podcast?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
You could listen to us on the iHeartRadio app or
anywhere you get podcasts. And if you'd like to write
into the show, yes, please send us an email at
shrink this show at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
And that's all for you.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Follow Lisa, she throws up on the microphone. Follow on
Instagram Lisa them Now you can follow me and Nick Scobs,
my big titties and dick on on Instagram. Follow. Celia
was five underscores and romano cheese, which is what she
smells like. INSTM what dog
Speaker 4 (17:11):
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