March 2, 2021 • 15 mins
Elvis explains why he never sent out 'Thank You's" from his wedding! Skeery accuses Scotty of wasting a shot based off of not wanting to go to dinner. Also, how hot is your shower?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms minute show? So here it is the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. And sometimes it's not fifteen minutes. What
are you gonna do? That's okay because yesterday we did
(00:23):
like eighteen minutes, so we were good too. We've got
some extra we have credit, all right. So in the
podcast house, not the clubhouse, the podcast house, there's there's Froggy,
and there's Scotty b and Gandhi with her wild hair,
and there's a lumberjack Garrett. Yes, I will cut down
all your trees. Yes they're scary. And there's Danielle, and
(00:44):
there's Brody in the den. And then look, put on
your glasses, Nate. And also our special guest today, the
one and only world famous that's right, Ben Franklin. Hello,
can you help me with my investments at Franklin Templeton These?
Believe it or not, these were the last glasses I
owned before I lasik and I can't even see scary.
(01:07):
Look a look through your lace in the hundreds. Know
why I had these? I think these were cool. I
think you look glad. You're petal, like you're going to
go work on Pinocchio now, legit blind have the urged
as ned for the time. Yeah, Also it didn't been Franklin.
He's the one that flew the kuy and electricity discovered electricity. Right.
(01:32):
He also wanted the turkey to be the national bird
the newspaper too, didn't he? And also he had he
wrote a book called Proud Fart Proudly. I kid you not.
We've talked about this. So instead of the eagle, the
bald eagle, it would have been the turkey. Yeah, and
we would have eaten eagles at Thanksgiving? Yeah, definitely, how
(01:52):
that would have worked. They wouldn't have let us eat turkey. Right,
there's no way you wouldn't eat the national bird, would you.
I don't know. It didn't happen, so it didn't matter you.
But think about that. What would we eat on Thanksgiving? That?
I don't know? Chicken? I have a problem here at home.
What's your challenge at home? So my challenge is my
next door neighbors. They're very nice people, but they're putting
(02:12):
in a pool, and so I have asked them if
they could wait each day with the construction workers until
ten o'clock because it's very loud. Well, today they're not waiting.
It's it's a little before ten o'clock and they're they are.
My house is shaking from them digging this hole next door.
Do I go over and say something? I don't hear it.
I don't ten o'clock. I think I think a little
(02:36):
earlier would make sense. But you know, ten o'clock is late.
They should be able to dig their holes, shouldn't they know?
They're they're wants to get that pool. Yeah, we're getting
that pool. You're tell them to do whatever they want.
He wrote, He's right, don't piss off the pool people.
A good idea. Okay. So if you hear like banging
and shaking and everything, you know what's going on. At
(02:56):
least I'll have a pool to use whenever it's done. Okay,
let's see on my list. Oh so I got married September?
All right, No, no concept of time. Uh, thank you
for the gifts you sent? There? What a year and
(03:17):
a half ago? Right? Right? I did not send you
a thank you note. I have not sent I have
not sent one thank you note. I feel better came in.
Why is that there is? There are several reasons, and
neither of them are that great. But number one I
specifically said, please do not give gifts. Please donate to
(03:38):
Born this Way, Please do not give gifts, and Born
this Way sent out thank you notes if you do.
But the thing is, if you were kind enough to
give a gift, and that was very sweet of you.
Here's what happened. When we got on the plane to
come home. All of the cards that came with the
gifts were separated from the gifts, and the person that
was supposed to write down who gave what didn't. Oh,
(04:00):
I don't know. I got some stuff and I don't
know who gave it a lot of good gifts too.
So right now, if you want to say, yeah, yeah,
I knew it, I actually did give you a gift,
but you thank me in person for it, so yeah,
we're good. I gave you that star chart of when
you and Alex met how the stars were aligned. Absolutely yeah,
(04:22):
So my apology. So now I'm I'm the world's worst
guy because I didn't send thank you But you know,
my wife Amy is so on top of it. We
wrote thank you cards on the airplane the day after
our wedding on the way to Hawaii. We set them
out from Hawaii. Now for like a total asshole, I
will married your wife wrong equipment. We had him already written.
(04:44):
We gave him at the wedding. They gave us an
envelope with game of thank you. Didn't really shut up.
That was the thing with birthday parties. You already have
the thank you cards written ahead of time for like
the kids party. It's crap, And as they're leaving you
give them the goodie bag and the thank you cards. Crap.
That card means nothing. You just wrote it ahead of time,
you know, Thanks for coming. Thanks, don't don't let the
(05:06):
door rich in the ass on the way out. Well anyway,
So therefore, I wanted to bring this up publicly, so
if anyone did give a gift and you did not receive,
I don't know how to match the cards with the gifts.
I don't I don't know, I don't see. I was
waiting for the thank you, not for for the reason
of the thank you, but more as like a receipt.
You know that, like you receive my gift. And yeah,
(05:28):
I'm sure I did. Whatever it was you gave, it
was likely we use it every day. I wanted to
publicly publicly. So now I'm off the hook, right, Yeah,
that's scary. Give you a plate from Tiffany Olivia's kids,
the Ovia's kids, you get that, I have that to
have two sets that I got three? Is there is
(05:50):
there a time for him on the thank you? Because
I just got to thank you about a year's all right?
So two years ago I gave my neighbor some tickets
to go to a w w E event, and I
just got to thank you the other the other day
for it. So I live across the street from this person,
so it was going to ask you again for the favor. Well, yes,
but but two years later, Hey, by the way, those
(06:11):
tickets you gave me, which I didn't remember at first,
He goes, thank for them. We had a good time.
I've seen you nine thousand times. You live across the
street from me. Yeah, that's what. Uh, For some reason
he was feeling guilty. Yeah, or there's another w w
event come into town, right exactly, But there is that Gandie,
(06:33):
you're so quiet today? What's on your minds? Taking it
all in, listening to what you guys are talking about,
thinking about how awesome my life is? Really? Are you
really thinking about how awesome in your life is? It
is an awesome life. I mean, I want I want
to take that away. So I and as corny as
it sounds, and I know it sounds corny, I don't
like to hear other people say it, but I really do.
Every day try to think about all of the good
(06:53):
things and practice gratitude. And for me personally, it really
works in my mood and how I approached the day
and just how I feel all the time. I just
think that we all have so much that's actually good
going on. It's really easy to find the bad stuff,
but it's kind of harder to think about the good.
So I just try to focus on that. You know,
our friends, our friends at um at the Shop Forward,
(07:14):
which is where we you know, have our T shirts
are Elvis Duran Hello Lady t shirts. They're doing the
Gratitude Challenge for the month of March, where every day
they want you to try to write four things down
that you're grateful for for the entire month and see
at the end of the month how many things you've
written down and then if you can like appreciate those
things more moving forward, may I share something with you
(07:35):
that I'm grateful for. Yeah, the Mercedes UH logans look
like Mickey Mouse or something. You don't Mickey Mouse too right,
I'm sorry, don't you do Mickey Mouse, good, Donald Duck,
(07:55):
something else. I'm grateful for the fact that Scary actually
accused Scottie b a wasting a vaccine. Nice, yeah he did,
if you want to get into that. Or we were
having a dinner. Were having a dinner, okay, we wanted
to have a dinner with six of us, and we
(08:16):
invited Scotty Be to come along, and he's fully vaccinated.
I said to him, are you coming right? And he goes, na, man,
he goes, I may be able to pass it on
to my family. So I'm like, well, wait, dude, I
think you may be wasting a vaccine because you're not
using it to its fullest extent. Somebody here you want
to go out and live their life a little bit,
you should get the vaccine and then go lick everything
(08:37):
a lot everything. To be totally fair to Scary, I
asked Scotty B. I said, why are you getting the vaccine?
He says, because I really want to go have dinner
with Scary. Scotty and I know each other twenty five
years and I was joking, half joking when I said it,
(08:57):
But the truth is I maybe I just don't understand
the full scope of when you're vaccinated. I thought, maybe
you can kind of open up a little you alone.
If you have family members, you can you can still
get it and take it home to them. I don't
want to be reckless. I have children. You're not being
reckless by going out to dinner with a couple of
your friends. You're gonna pick that crap up from you
(09:19):
and your friends. Okay, case close. I just want to
bring it out. This is so weird to hear someone
accused some of a wasting of vaccine cause they had
dinner with him. I mean, you're just gonna if you
don't want to spend time with me, why get the vaccine?
I'm using your favorite I'm using your favorite Pizza Hut cups.
(09:42):
Remember Pizza Hut always had these cups? Yeah? Did you
steal that from Pizza Hut? From Scott No, I ordered these?
Was like, why does everything taste so much better out
of that cup? Too? Like soda tastes better out of
those cups and everything's better out of them. Like I
tell the only reason about the vaccine was over to
Ikea and get some more. I ever put my mouth
(10:04):
on those things. I used to love them when I
was a kid, but looking back, oh my god, they're
so dirty. Well they washed them. They have dishwashers. It
was making of hot water. Okay, So I want to
have this conversation. So every once in a while, if
we're in a hurry to get out, to get out
into the world, Alex will take a shower, and I'll
be ready to take my shower. He'll You'll say, do
you want me to just leave the water on for you? Yeah, sure,
(10:24):
I'll get in and it's hotter than the surface of
the fucking sun man and the shower water. The temperature
is it's got to be five degrees exaggerating it is.
So what I do is you know how you know
how when you turn like the shower lever, you know
where it goes, like you know when you get in
where it goes. So for Lisa, when Lisa gets in
(10:44):
the shower, her shower, hers is like if straight up
and down is noon office six o'clock, hers is around
one o'clock, Mine is like ten between ten, almost at nine.
I mean there is steam rolling out of there. She
was like, like, are you You're skin is gonna burn off. No,
if I don't come out of the shower blotchy and red,
I didn't take a good shower. I put eucalyptus in
(11:07):
my shower and then I try to steam it up
so hot so that I'm also breathing in the eucalyptus
and like clearing out my lungs. I it has to
be steaming shower. Guy, I love. I grew up with
cold shower, honestly, and maybe it's because we did it
in swimming a lot. We I took cold shower. That's
all I know is cold showers. You don't take a
warm shower ever. I just want more more cold showers
(11:31):
than warm. I'd like to use the word tepid. What
a tepid shower? Is that the most? How do you
not have his and his showers? At this point? Um,
we just have a shower, Brodie. I don't really know
how to answer the second shower. I should with this
finance that with its own temperature. Brody did one showers? Fine,
we don't use it one today, but he uses it
(11:52):
twice today. You know what? You have multiple of a
lot of things. I feel like a second shower wouldn't
be the worst of it. I don't think we're going
to do that, but thanks. Sometimes I stick my face
in like a cold blast quickly just to wake up.
And you're supposed to do your face in your hair
with cold hair r temperatures. Once you're in there, you can't.
(12:12):
I'm just my question was, how can one person be
totally fine with it and the next person. I mean,
I was just it was it's so hot. It is
it's not even it's like really, maybe he turns hotter
or something. Lisa. I think, well, Lisa says that's why
she won't shower with me, because the water is too hot.
I think that's just an excuse. I don't think she wants. Yeah, hey,
(12:37):
what about you, straight, n You're so quiet today? Yeah yeah, yeah,
Nate's grumpy. Why do you Why are you grumpy? Been frankly?
You know, like, we're doing our renovation on our house
and I'm just ready to be out of that bed.
I don't know if you guys have ever lived through
a renovation, but we're literally confined to our bed. It's
like our life raft and we there's like eat in
(13:00):
that bed, we sleep in that bed. We watched TV
in that bed. I am just I'm grandpa Joe. I'm
dreading going home right now because i have to go
back to that bed like it sucks. Are you gonna
get rid of the bed once the house is done? Yes,
I'm throwing that thing in the fucking trash, in the
(13:21):
fucking dumpster that I'm sucking paying for it. A dad
without kids, My dad, you are better. You have. Renovations
will take it out of you. We're talking about this earlier.
I have never in my life, I've never lived in
a new house ever, and I've always fantasized about it.
Something tells me I'm never going to live in a
(13:42):
new house ever. It's just I wonder what it's like.
I've only lived in houses that were renovated. I've had
to live through multiple renovations. But I just wants it,
like to live in a new house. It's awesome. Yeah,
that's right. Yeah, my house was new and now we're
renovating it, so I get to do both. What's it like,
(14:03):
Daniel ever lived in a new house? Never? Ever? Ever?
I wish my apartment was brand new and I bought
I bought it preconstruction. Crazy right, hate you all? I
think it's weird using other people stuff, though, so it's
kind of cool to have something new. I don't want
to sit on someone else's toilet seat. With every house
(14:24):
I've bought, we've always replaced the toilets. I've never ever
had someone else. My mom's moving into a new house
and the toilet is bright blue and we're like, who
are the frego? And it matched the walls. I'm like,
who pick this? Like? Who thought this was? This was
the toilet? The bright blue toilet to match the bright
blue walls? Have you ever thought about how many toilets
you own? Don't get me started on this the math.
(14:45):
One day we did the math. I way too many toilets.
We gotta get and ice makers. You only have one toilet,
one toilet three. I want to live in the world
one toilet. That'd be so nice because I think the
more the more toilets, more problems. Someone my favorite song
from Big exactly, you need more to I have three
boys in this you need a couple of toilets. Toilet
(15:10):
is more problems. On Biggie Smells, the world is their toilet.
They go wherever they want, all right, So we've gone
from Wow, we've talked a lot of about a lot
of stuff here. How much time we have left? We're
done over again? We're over Yeah, alright, Well, we covered
absolutely no ground at all and we have solved no
(15:32):
problems or cured any diseases other than the fact that
Scotty be wasted a vaccine. Yeah, how dare you all right?
Can we get out of here now? Keep sitting home?
So fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms minute show? So here it is the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. And sometimes it's not fifteen minutes. What
are you gonna do? That's okay because yesterday we did
(00:23):
like eighteen minutes, so we were good too. We've got
some extra we have credit, all right. So in the
podcast house, not the clubhouse, the podcast house, there's there's Froggy,
and there's Scotty b and Gandhi with her wild hair,
and there's a lumberjack Garrett. Yes, I will cut down
all your trees. Yes they're scary. And there's Danielle, and
(00:44):
there's Brody in the den. And then look, put on
your glasses, Nate. And also our special guest today, the
one and only world famous that's right, Ben Franklin. Hello,
can you help me with my investments at Franklin Templeton These?
Believe it or not, these were the last glasses I
owned before I lasik and I can't even see scary.
(01:07):
Look a look through your lace in the hundreds. Know
why I had these? I think these were cool. I
think you look glad. You're petal, like you're going to
go work on Pinocchio now, legit blind have the urged
as ned for the time. Yeah, Also it didn't been Franklin.
He's the one that flew the kuy and electricity discovered electricity. Right.
(01:32):
He also wanted the turkey to be the national bird
the newspaper too, didn't he? And also he had he
wrote a book called Proud Fart Proudly. I kid you not.
We've talked about this. So instead of the eagle, the
bald eagle, it would have been the turkey. Yeah, and
we would have eaten eagles at Thanksgiving? Yeah, definitely, how
(01:52):
that would have worked. They wouldn't have let us eat turkey. Right,
there's no way you wouldn't eat the national bird, would you.
I don't know. It didn't happen, so it didn't matter you.
But think about that. What would we eat on Thanksgiving? That?
I don't know? Chicken? I have a problem here at home.
What's your challenge at home? So my challenge is my
next door neighbors. They're very nice people, but they're putting
(02:12):
in a pool, and so I have asked them if
they could wait each day with the construction workers until
ten o'clock because it's very loud. Well, today they're not waiting.
It's it's a little before ten o'clock and they're they are.
My house is shaking from them digging this hole next door.
Do I go over and say something? I don't hear it.
I don't ten o'clock. I think I think a little
(02:36):
earlier would make sense. But you know, ten o'clock is late.
They should be able to dig their holes, shouldn't they know?
They're they're wants to get that pool. Yeah, we're getting
that pool. You're tell them to do whatever they want.
He wrote, He's right, don't piss off the pool people.
A good idea. Okay. So if you hear like banging
and shaking and everything, you know what's going on. At
(02:56):
least I'll have a pool to use whenever it's done. Okay,
let's see on my list. Oh so I got married September?
All right, No, no concept of time. Uh, thank you
for the gifts you sent? There? What a year and
(03:17):
a half ago? Right? Right? I did not send you
a thank you note. I have not sent I have
not sent one thank you note. I feel better came in.
Why is that there is? There are several reasons, and
neither of them are that great. But number one I
specifically said, please do not give gifts. Please donate to
(03:38):
Born this Way, Please do not give gifts, and Born
this Way sent out thank you notes if you do.
But the thing is, if you were kind enough to
give a gift, and that was very sweet of you.
Here's what happened. When we got on the plane to
come home. All of the cards that came with the
gifts were separated from the gifts, and the person that
was supposed to write down who gave what didn't. Oh,
(04:00):
I don't know. I got some stuff and I don't
know who gave it a lot of good gifts too.
So right now, if you want to say, yeah, yeah,
I knew it, I actually did give you a gift,
but you thank me in person for it, so yeah,
we're good. I gave you that star chart of when
you and Alex met how the stars were aligned. Absolutely yeah,
(04:22):
So my apology. So now I'm I'm the world's worst
guy because I didn't send thank you But you know,
my wife Amy is so on top of it. We
wrote thank you cards on the airplane the day after
our wedding on the way to Hawaii. We set them
out from Hawaii. Now for like a total asshole, I
will married your wife wrong equipment. We had him already written.
(04:44):
We gave him at the wedding. They gave us an
envelope with game of thank you. Didn't really shut up.
That was the thing with birthday parties. You already have
the thank you cards written ahead of time for like
the kids party. It's crap, And as they're leaving you
give them the goodie bag and the thank you cards. Crap.
That card means nothing. You just wrote it ahead of time,
you know, Thanks for coming. Thanks, don't don't let the
(05:06):
door rich in the ass on the way out. Well anyway,
So therefore, I wanted to bring this up publicly, so
if anyone did give a gift and you did not receive,
I don't know how to match the cards with the gifts.
I don't I don't know, I don't see. I was
waiting for the thank you, not for for the reason
of the thank you, but more as like a receipt.
You know that, like you receive my gift. And yeah,
(05:28):
I'm sure I did. Whatever it was you gave, it
was likely we use it every day. I wanted to
publicly publicly. So now I'm off the hook, right, Yeah,
that's scary. Give you a plate from Tiffany Olivia's kids,
the Ovia's kids, you get that, I have that to
have two sets that I got three? Is there is
(05:50):
there a time for him on the thank you? Because
I just got to thank you about a year's all right?
So two years ago I gave my neighbor some tickets
to go to a w w E event, and I
just got to thank you the other the other day
for it. So I live across the street from this person,
so it was going to ask you again for the favor. Well, yes,
but but two years later, Hey, by the way, those
(06:11):
tickets you gave me, which I didn't remember at first,
He goes, thank for them. We had a good time.
I've seen you nine thousand times. You live across the
street from me. Yeah, that's what. Uh, For some reason
he was feeling guilty. Yeah, or there's another w w
event come into town, right exactly, But there is that Gandie,
(06:33):
you're so quiet today? What's on your minds? Taking it
all in, listening to what you guys are talking about,
thinking about how awesome my life is? Really? Are you
really thinking about how awesome in your life is? It
is an awesome life. I mean, I want I want
to take that away. So I and as corny as
it sounds, and I know it sounds corny, I don't
like to hear other people say it, but I really do.
Every day try to think about all of the good
(06:53):
things and practice gratitude. And for me personally, it really
works in my mood and how I approached the day
and just how I feel all the time. I just
think that we all have so much that's actually good
going on. It's really easy to find the bad stuff,
but it's kind of harder to think about the good.
So I just try to focus on that. You know,
our friends, our friends at um at the Shop Forward,
(07:14):
which is where we you know, have our T shirts
are Elvis Duran Hello Lady t shirts. They're doing the
Gratitude Challenge for the month of March, where every day
they want you to try to write four things down
that you're grateful for for the entire month and see
at the end of the month how many things you've
written down and then if you can like appreciate those
things more moving forward, may I share something with you
(07:35):
that I'm grateful for. Yeah, the Mercedes UH logans look
like Mickey Mouse or something. You don't Mickey Mouse too right,
I'm sorry, don't you do Mickey Mouse, good, Donald Duck,
(07:55):
something else. I'm grateful for the fact that Scary actually
accused Scottie b a wasting a vaccine. Nice, yeah he did,
if you want to get into that. Or we were
having a dinner. Were having a dinner, okay, we wanted
to have a dinner with six of us, and we
(08:16):
invited Scotty Be to come along, and he's fully vaccinated.
I said to him, are you coming right? And he goes, na, man,
he goes, I may be able to pass it on
to my family. So I'm like, well, wait, dude, I
think you may be wasting a vaccine because you're not
using it to its fullest extent. Somebody here you want
to go out and live their life a little bit,
you should get the vaccine and then go lick everything
(08:37):
a lot everything. To be totally fair to Scary, I
asked Scotty B. I said, why are you getting the vaccine?
He says, because I really want to go have dinner
with Scary. Scotty and I know each other twenty five
years and I was joking, half joking when I said it,
(08:57):
But the truth is I maybe I just don't understand
the full scope of when you're vaccinated. I thought, maybe
you can kind of open up a little you alone.
If you have family members, you can you can still
get it and take it home to them. I don't
want to be reckless. I have children. You're not being
reckless by going out to dinner with a couple of
your friends. You're gonna pick that crap up from you
(09:19):
and your friends. Okay, case close. I just want to
bring it out. This is so weird to hear someone
accused some of a wasting of vaccine cause they had
dinner with him. I mean, you're just gonna if you
don't want to spend time with me, why get the vaccine?
I'm using your favorite I'm using your favorite Pizza Hut cups.
(09:42):
Remember Pizza Hut always had these cups? Yeah? Did you
steal that from Pizza Hut? From Scott No, I ordered these?
Was like, why does everything taste so much better out
of that cup? Too? Like soda tastes better out of
those cups and everything's better out of them. Like I
tell the only reason about the vaccine was over to
Ikea and get some more. I ever put my mouth
(10:04):
on those things. I used to love them when I
was a kid, but looking back, oh my god, they're
so dirty. Well they washed them. They have dishwashers. It
was making of hot water. Okay, So I want to
have this conversation. So every once in a while, if
we're in a hurry to get out, to get out
into the world, Alex will take a shower, and I'll
be ready to take my shower. He'll You'll say, do
you want me to just leave the water on for you? Yeah, sure,
(10:24):
I'll get in and it's hotter than the surface of
the fucking sun man and the shower water. The temperature
is it's got to be five degrees exaggerating it is.
So what I do is you know how you know
how when you turn like the shower lever, you know
where it goes, like you know when you get in
where it goes. So for Lisa, when Lisa gets in
(10:44):
the shower, her shower, hers is like if straight up
and down is noon office six o'clock, hers is around
one o'clock, Mine is like ten between ten, almost at nine.
I mean there is steam rolling out of there. She
was like, like, are you You're skin is gonna burn off. No,
if I don't come out of the shower blotchy and red,
I didn't take a good shower. I put eucalyptus in
(11:07):
my shower and then I try to steam it up
so hot so that I'm also breathing in the eucalyptus
and like clearing out my lungs. I it has to
be steaming shower. Guy, I love. I grew up with
cold shower, honestly, and maybe it's because we did it
in swimming a lot. We I took cold shower. That's
all I know is cold showers. You don't take a
warm shower ever. I just want more more cold showers
(11:31):
than warm. I'd like to use the word tepid. What
a tepid shower? Is that the most? How do you
not have his and his showers? At this point? Um,
we just have a shower, Brodie. I don't really know
how to answer the second shower. I should with this
finance that with its own temperature. Brody did one showers? Fine,
we don't use it one today, but he uses it
(11:52):
twice today. You know what? You have multiple of a
lot of things. I feel like a second shower wouldn't
be the worst of it. I don't think we're going
to do that, but thanks. Sometimes I stick my face
in like a cold blast quickly just to wake up.
And you're supposed to do your face in your hair
with cold hair r temperatures. Once you're in there, you can't.
(12:12):
I'm just my question was, how can one person be
totally fine with it and the next person. I mean,
I was just it was it's so hot. It is
it's not even it's like really, maybe he turns hotter
or something. Lisa. I think, well, Lisa says that's why
she won't shower with me, because the water is too hot.
I think that's just an excuse. I don't think she wants. Yeah, hey,
(12:37):
what about you, straight, n You're so quiet today? Yeah yeah, yeah,
Nate's grumpy. Why do you Why are you grumpy? Been frankly?
You know, like, we're doing our renovation on our house
and I'm just ready to be out of that bed.
I don't know if you guys have ever lived through
a renovation, but we're literally confined to our bed. It's
like our life raft and we there's like eat in
(13:00):
that bed, we sleep in that bed. We watched TV
in that bed. I am just I'm grandpa Joe. I'm
dreading going home right now because i have to go
back to that bed like it sucks. Are you gonna
get rid of the bed once the house is done? Yes,
I'm throwing that thing in the fucking trash, in the
(13:21):
fucking dumpster that I'm sucking paying for it. A dad
without kids, My dad, you are better. You have. Renovations
will take it out of you. We're talking about this earlier.
I have never in my life, I've never lived in
a new house ever, and I've always fantasized about it.
Something tells me I'm never going to live in a
(13:42):
new house ever. It's just I wonder what it's like.
I've only lived in houses that were renovated. I've had
to live through multiple renovations. But I just wants it,
like to live in a new house. It's awesome. Yeah,
that's right. Yeah, my house was new and now we're
renovating it, so I get to do both. What's it like,
(14:03):
Daniel ever lived in a new house? Never? Ever? Ever?
I wish my apartment was brand new and I bought
I bought it preconstruction. Crazy right, hate you all? I
think it's weird using other people stuff, though, so it's
kind of cool to have something new. I don't want
to sit on someone else's toilet seat. With every house
(14:24):
I've bought, we've always replaced the toilets. I've never ever
had someone else. My mom's moving into a new house
and the toilet is bright blue and we're like, who
are the frego? And it matched the walls. I'm like,
who pick this? Like? Who thought this was? This was
the toilet? The bright blue toilet to match the bright
blue walls? Have you ever thought about how many toilets
you own? Don't get me started on this the math.
(14:45):
One day we did the math. I way too many toilets.
We gotta get and ice makers. You only have one toilet,
one toilet three. I want to live in the world
one toilet. That'd be so nice because I think the
more the more toilets, more problems. Someone my favorite song
from Big exactly, you need more to I have three
boys in this you need a couple of toilets. Toilet
(15:10):
is more problems. On Biggie Smells, the world is their toilet.
They go wherever they want, all right, So we've gone
from Wow, we've talked a lot of about a lot
of stuff here. How much time we have left? We're
done over again? We're over Yeah, alright, Well, we covered
absolutely no ground at all and we have solved no
(15:32):
problems or cured any diseases other than the fact that
Scotty be wasted a vaccine. Yeah, how dare you all right?
Can we get out of here now? Keep sitting home?
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