The Broken Recliner Chair

George hired a cleaning service to finally clean up his home, but his wife calls to say they broke his favorite recliner!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran's phone tappens.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, let's get into your phone tapp Garrett, what
do you have? All right, Audrey's playing a phone tap
on her husband, George. The couple just bought, uh bought
a new house, and they hired a cleaning service to
clean up the house, and George is a little skeptical
of bringing strangers into the house, so Audrey thought it
would be a good time to play a phone tap
on him.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Let's see what happened as strangers come to clean the house.
And you're a part of this too, right, I'm a
stranger here, you are a stranger.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh hi, honey, hey, sweet.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Cleaning service came today. Okay, cool, one tiny little hit though,
I don't think it's that big a deal. But he
broke your require?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
No, it's just I'm not really how do.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
You break a share unless he's going.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Honestly, I wasn't there, but the guy was. He was
so apologetic because I mean, it looks like a poppy man.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I hope he feels better, he apologized. How the hell
they break that chair? You've gotta be kidding me. He
feels for that he does, I don't care if he
feels bad. How do they break it? Idiot's still there?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, he's still here.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I want to talk to him, be nice. Okay, yeah,
I'll treat him like a comfy chair.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Do you think kind of curious about the chair?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Uh? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
The chair? Is this?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Hello? Who am I talking to? Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
This is Frederico.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Frederico, My wife tells me that you broke my recliner. Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You know, some might say yes, but you know I look.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
At say yes. Is it the same condition it was
when you got there?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
No, but you broke my chair?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Funny story?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
There's nothing funny about this, Fredo Rico.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, I think time for a new chair maybe, But
jay's time.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
For a new chair. I've had this share for fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I wait abut ten soaking wet, and when I sat
down on it then collapse like a folding chair.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
How can I help to sixty?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I was sitting in that thing every night for fifteen years,
take ten and a half, and it's never once even great.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, I was just trying to clean up the chair,
you know, I was trying to get all the French
fries that I found on the side of it, out
of it so you could tell, you know, have a
nice chair. And when I went to go recline back,
I guess that's all she wrote. Obviously you're not cleaning
up the food that I found in that chair.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I mean, that's real business. And then you know that's
why we hired you.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, And I was doing my job and look at you.
You're putting this all on me because I was doing
my job.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm putting it on you pushing both the chair.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well, if you want to see it that way, that's fine,
but you gotta see it from.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
See it that way. I am gonna be there in
twenty minutes. If you are still there, I am gonna
tear you apart.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm just grabbing a drink from the fridge. Hold on,
did you not hear me?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
All right, I'm just saying things out of that house.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well, then where can I use the bathroom?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
At least you're you're you're touching anything. You're touching my phone,
you George, get him out?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Hey, Audrey, do you mind if I just grab a
quick little bite?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Hey? Hey, hey, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, it's
a second.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You're a sandwich or something.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I god got if I call home, I'm listen. One
slice of roast beef. We're done, George, What why are
you on my phone?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
There's just one thing we needed to straighten out before well.
I I just want to let you know that you
got phone tapped. My name is Garre from Elvis during
the morning show and your wife Audrey just phone tapped you.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh I hate you right now, pay back the bitch.