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April 9, 2026 12 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together, and we're going to stop to party.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I'm ready to party the Elvis Terran after party.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Look, I'm back.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Buddy knows when Andy's here. It's a special day. Yes,
we're usually somewhere else other than the studio.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
So wonder why wait, how do you do?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
I'm great, no complaints on my end.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
And taking off that green shirt.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yeah, you guys are all wearing your same shirts too.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I love this shirt. I wear it every case. Same.
How you doing? What do you got for it? Not much?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
I think we're going to actually pass this on to
Gandhi's grab Bags. Gandhi's grab bag.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
That's your jingle, grab bags, grab bag, Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Grab grabbing Randon and these candies and dandies, Sandy, don't
grab those.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
Gandhi goodies. Okay, it's just a question.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
It's just a question.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
Oh, scary queries, scary theories. When you said something outrageous.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
I like that querries queries.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, The question is, what is something irrational that causes
you incredible rageing?

Speaker 5 (01:27):
I have one mechanical pencils. I hate mechanical pencils. I,
as you know, have Lenny hands, which means that I
break things with my hands quite often.

Speaker 7 (01:38):
You put animals too hard. It makes me really nervous.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
It's just a thing. Mechanical pencils were my nightmare because
the stupid little fine point led the minute I even
touched the paper.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Snaps.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Then I go cook a cook a click, start again, snap,
click a cooka cook click. I'd be through an entire
mechanical pencil in like a day. It never worked for me.
I hated them so much. They made me so in secure.
I hate mechanical pencils.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
Wow, I love them.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
I gotta say I agree with you, especially the ones
where you twisted the top that.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
It all broke, and then.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
It looks like pencils. They look like.

Speaker 8 (02:10):
A pencil and you go to twist, and then when
you're writing, your finger moves.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
It so the goes back or the little gear on
the inside would never hold, so you'd go to push
and the whole thing would just go straight back up
into the tube wood. Mechanical pencils. F those guys, Can
I see the F word? Yes, those pencils. That's how
you have to end your irrational hatred of something.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, okay, my irrational hatred is something that the majority
of this room actually does.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Boys.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm not attacking a person for it. It just dramatic
yawning drives me up. The freaking wooll, the loud distortion,
the noise into the microphone, like stretch.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
Oh my god. This rage point in me where I'm like.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh, shut the fuck up, like I was raised, and
it's rude to you in public, and if you're going
to do it, you cover your mouth.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
None of you ask I'll do that.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, It's just like everyone turns into an alien real quickly.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I never noticed that.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Gets bags.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
But the funny thing is I had no idea this
piss is diamond off too. I didn't know I was
somebody yawned and I was like, oh shut up, she's
like you two.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
It drives me insane. Yeah, up until this moment, I
keep it to myself. Okay, So with just know that
I hate all of you off.

Speaker 9 (03:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
I have a.

Speaker 9 (03:36):
Couple I hate when, like I'm getting gas now in
New Jersey, you don't pump your own gas, so you're
forced to sit in the car. So you're sitting there
and then the guy comes, he starts the thing, he
walks away, and the thing stops and now you have
to get his attention.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
He's moved on to the car. I'm like, hello, hold
on and stops.

Speaker 9 (03:54):
So you comes back and he clicks it again, it
starts going, it stops again when he walks away.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
I hate that.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Get out and do it.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
I was going to say, because I'm not allowed to
get I get out absolutely that.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
You just sits there like a princess.

Speaker 9 (04:11):
And I'm sorry if we talk about it all the
time when people clap when the plane.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Lands, I hate that. Don't clap? Do you expecting us
not to get here?

Speaker 7 (04:24):
Some people are the way it goes.

Speaker 9 (04:26):
Now, Yeah, that's so juvenile, it's weird, it's.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Made, it's safe. Was there gonna be any other outcome
that you were scary?

Speaker 7 (04:37):
You watch your tongue saying not on for Mica?

Speaker 6 (04:40):
Something right?

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I got a lot of these question Yes, something irrational
that causes you outrage, just get ragy about it.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
I think it's a I think everybody would agree getting
upset about this, But for me, I fly into a
rage when someone is in front of me walking slow
and I get in front of them and see they're
on their fucking phone. Your especially when they're walking up
the steps of the subway and there's other people trying

(05:10):
to get by, and they're going one step, next step,
and I get and they're looking in their beats like
what the.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Are you.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Out of the way?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
A little bit?

Speaker 7 (05:28):
I have too, but one of mine is a lot
like that.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Also, I don't think that's irrational.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Going off that.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
You know, when you let someone go at a light,
you go ahead, stops ahead, and they walk like a snail.
If someone lets me go, I'm running on the street,
it's like you ask what are you?

Speaker 6 (05:53):
That drives me nuts?

Speaker 7 (05:55):
And the other thing that drives me nuts is.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
When the light just turns green the person behind you.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Beef's the hooy for sure?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Get me an it'll be hofking. I'd be hofking.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Okay, three? Right?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I want to when I see those people because it
makes me outraged as well, Like every time when I'm
with Garrett it happens, I'm like, oh, don't move. I
always wonder like, what is the rest of your life? Like, right,
this is how you are in a car being completely irrational.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
What is I get if you have an emergency whatever?
And you how often is that the case? Probably not
very often, not at all.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
People who also go slow in the left hand lane. Yeah,
I will say that. Yeah, truly, I think brings me
to a point where I've never been.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
Lower think about crashing their car I do.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
I'm like, I gotta get in front of this person.
I will go all three lanes across to just cut
in front of them. Like, I can't do it. I
can't do it.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
Andrew's been witnessed to this one when we're driving in
the morning, when somebody decides to just stop and double
park in the lane when there's clearly plenty of space
for them to have just pulled out of the lane
of traffic, so forcing traffic to go around it.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
That gives me a lot of rage.

Speaker 9 (07:13):
I have a lot of rage there.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, Scott, Mine is traffic related as well. I mean,
I mean, I don't know if it's rational or irrational.
With me, everything's irrational. But so in a lot of
you know, towns around the country, they have red light cameras,
you know, at the traffic lights. I don't know if
everybody has them, but they certainly have them here and
by me there's one intersection and it makes me nuts.

(07:39):
People on a green light will stop at the stop
line and they'll let the entire lights. They won't go
into the intersection. You can go into the intersection when
the light is green. They stay at the stop line
and then they let it turn yellow red and they
don't even go and I rage, bloody murder and scream
at them. Sometimes I'll go around them, and I'll just
go around. I'll make the damn left turn. Because people

(08:01):
don't know the traffic laws. You are not going to
get a ticket if you're already over the stop line
when the light turned red.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
I have driven with Scottie holy hell times, and I
remember being in the back seat one time he flew
into it. I'm grabbing that oh ship bar above the door,
and I am just praying.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
That we don't get into an accident in our altercation.
You rate.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
My left arm is tingling right now, just thinking.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
About God Jones. He's either raging or I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Asleep while yes, it's at lights, he will fall asleep
out of light. But you can also sort of just
see his eyes close a little bit, and we're like,
just someone keep talking, somebody entertainment, please.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
I'm actively driving, but at a light, if it's too.

Speaker 8 (08:49):
Long to stop light actively driving.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Well, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
No.

Speaker 9 (09:00):
If I puts on the gas and I'm driving, I'm engaged.
But at a light, I'm.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Like it's almost like a baby, like a newborn, where
you have to like dangle the keys and.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
Be like, okay, buddy, I have your question. Yeah, don't
check out.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
So I'd like to make it hold you done, scotti?
Or did you have more?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I mean, I got another one, But it's kind of
like very just me, here we go. No, no, no, this
one's ridiculous and it's gonna make me sound cheap.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
But whatever.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
So in some parts of the country, including New York,
you know, there's a five cent deposit on the bottles
and you have take them back to the store to
get your money back. And so I'll have a bag
of them and I'll put like three or four on
the machine and then machine will be full, and I'll
just scream, God damn it, kick the machine, like why
why is got to be full? It's so I go there,

(09:50):
I go there expecting to get all my nickels back,
and then the machine is full.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Where do how many do that?

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Like?

Speaker 7 (09:56):
Where do they still go?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Everywhere in New York? Literally everywhere, not in Jersey.

Speaker 9 (10:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Everywhere in New York and a lot of other states,
just not New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Like, how many dollars are you missing out on if
the thing's full?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Listen, man, if I had to pay, you got to
pay the deposit. I want my money back. Yeah, yeah,
I'm not because you can throw the bottles away because
I'm pissed off.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
How much money over the course of let's say, the
last year, have you recooped from bottles.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
What I spent? You recoup what you spend?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
No, not the entire price in New York.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
In New York, if you buy a bottle of soda
or water or whatever, you pay the price of it
plus a nickel exactly.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, you do not recoup the price of the beverage.
You you recoop.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
The price of the nickel you paid the positive.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
How man, how many nickels have you gotten back all
of them? How many?

Speaker 6 (10:49):
I don't know if you can.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Know a dollar over the course of my lifetime.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
No, the last year, how many dollars back have you
gotten from these bottles?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Cans?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Sixty seventy eighty hundred bucks. Really, you're drinking that much.
Every case of water you buy, you pay a dollar twenty.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Extra yeah, okay, let me ask you.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
This, Scott, I'm turning red.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I know there's a person in this building who we
all know goes see the trash cans and takes all
of the recycling. Yeah, and goes and recycles it.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, that's cool, does it?

Speaker 7 (11:19):
Or does it not? Piss you off? That that's not you?

Speaker 5 (11:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I tried to do that in Jersey City when we
used to be there. I made a special garbage can
with a circle in it. I put it in the kitchen,
but people are throwing dirty crap in there.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
I had abandoned it.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Okay, Yeah, I thought I thought, man, Scott's probably over
there like this.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
No, no, no, I'm not going in there. I'm not walking
out of here with bags of cans.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Please.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
I love that he does it good. I think that's everyone. Then,
right is raising a barn man.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Nickel right there?

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Nickel Clese.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
The elvist Ran after party.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Mhm

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