July 22, 2026 • 6 mins
Skeery phone taps a dad pretending to be his daughter’s new friend who happens to be at the house - and infected with pink eye.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
That free money botash Ah. It's a summer of sobra hummus.
Love it.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Some would say it's a sober hummus summer. Remember we
used to have hot girls summer boy summer. Now it's
sobra hummus summer. And now with this new size at
the lower price, it's the same sober hummus. It's still
the highest of quality hummuses. Hummuses, Humma hummus. I think
it's hummer the hummer. Yeah. Anyway, Uh, it's great hummus's.
(00:34):
It fits your lifestyle and your budget in the size
and what you're eating. I love hummus, I really do.
It's perfect for summer snacking, grilling and gatherings. We had
we had a vote here in the room the other day.
What do you like to dip in your hummus?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Huh my finger, spend less dip all several long.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You can have it with you at all times, the finger.
You don't have to worry about it if it's washed or not.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well, no you shouldn't, but you should wash it, you
should boil that.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's easier than ever to enjoy sav ra hummus in
this way that fits your lifestyle and your budget, your
go to for summer snacky grilling and gatherings. All hail
Sabra hummus. We love you son, summer till it's sob
rahumma summer. And thanks to Sabra Hummus, you're winning one
thousand dollars right now with the free money phone tap
b call A one hundred now an eight hundred two
(01:21):
four to two zero one hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
All right, Scattery, he give us a phone tap. So
Sylvana wants the phone tap her dad, Gino. This new
family moved into the neighborhood and their son has pink eye,
and the entire family is sick.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So Gino is definitely afraid of this kid and that
he's going to infect the family. So that's where Sylvana
got the idea to get in touch with us, to
phone tap her dad.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And pink eye is no laughing matter.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
If you're laughing about pink eye, you should stop you're laughing.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Here we go, Scary's phone tap. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Hi works up, Am Madden.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Let's go out here.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Nothing. I'm very busy over here at work. I'm singing
for my supper.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Hey, you're you're cheating.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'll got reset the game. Who's that you know? That
chime Paul around the block? That kid will moved in
with that weird family.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So we get back to this.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Hey, he didn't he have pink eye? That kid, he
always has need to contaminate my house. I want Tom
out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Let's switch controllers.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Are you playing in the living room on my set? Yeah?
This guy, it's just for crist sake. Get him out
of what I want to mate so much. I don't
need to come home there for a long day work
and I gotta word about this contaminate my eyes.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hey, could you just hang up on them?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Just hang up on him?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Are you kid? Tell me to hang up? Put him
on the phone right now. He wants to talk here,
Do talk to me?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hello, Hey Paul.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Hey, Yeah, I don't need you over there with your
pink eye all with my consoles contimidate everything.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Well, excuse me hold a second.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
First of all, I just want to say that I'm
not infected anymore. I went to the doctors and I
got penicillin and I'm taking antibiotics.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm gonna put you in the more of what I'm
done with you, So get the hell out of my house.
You hear me?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I can't infect anybody. Don't you know how pink eye works?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Listen to me, man, I know how my fists are
gonna work on your face. You won't have any eyes
left when I'm done with you. You hear me?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Are these are your ray bands?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
What are you doing with my shunglasses?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I might want to buy this pair.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I'm just trying them on right now.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Wait what your pinky? I don't need you touching my
shut glasses on.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
These are great glasses. How much did you pay for them?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Who? You may think you and know it all, But
I'm gonna come over there. I'm gonna you know what,
I'm cutching my day?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Oh my god, These binoculars are so strong.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I can see all the way down the street with them.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So what he's doing with my binoculars now? To contaminate
everything I own? I'm coming home. I'm talking again. He's
in your reason, boy.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Right now that I'm not contagious, I can rub my
face around like this.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Look, man, he's not gonna get.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Anything from me. I'm gonna kill this little give me the.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Photos the eye doctor told me that once it starts
crushing over and they start falling off that I was okay,
the crust is starting to fall, so I know I'm good.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You're all over my coffee down, Get out.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Get out, all right, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna leave.
I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You're gonna leave right now. Go back to your screwed
up family over thereto the Xbox to over come.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Kill Anyboddy, Buddy, the good boy.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You're a good boy.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
For my dog. I want.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay you daddy wants to go.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, because he's a bad man. He's a bad father. Yeah,
I'm a bad man. He says.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I'm contagious, but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I don't want to hear this jirk talking baby talking
to my dog. You hear me? Get him out of there.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hey, so, uh you've been phone tapped?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I need I need a home.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Do you know? This is scary Jones from Elvis the
end of the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yo, it's the Sobra Hummus free money phone tap? Hello, Jared, Jared, Hey,
guess what you're calling?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
One hundred? You're calling one hundred? All that awesome?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
They did it. It's a thousand dollars. Nothing to sneeze at.
A thousand nothing so my anniversary.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
So I appreciate that my wife and I will go
for a nice dinner tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Happy anniversary you two, and have a nice day.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
YEA.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
A thousand dollars could almost you know, buy dinner. And oh.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
If it was scary, it won't.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
He's a bigger he overs he over orders everything, Jared,
Happy anniversary. Congratulations, you got great luck today too, So
one thousand dollars coming by.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Hold on one second, and thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
There you go, Jared on a very very festive anniversary
diional tonight.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Thank you, Jared.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Another grand up for grabs tomorrow with us our show
at the same time thanks to sober Rahammas. We'd love
you sobra Hummas. Another sober Hummas thousand dollars free money
phone tap tomorrow
That free money botash Ah. It's a summer of sobra hummus.
Love it.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Some would say it's a sober hummus summer. Remember we
used to have hot girls summer boy summer. Now it's
sobra hummus summer. And now with this new size at
the lower price, it's the same sober hummus. It's still
the highest of quality hummuses. Hummuses, Humma hummus. I think
it's hummer the hummer. Yeah. Anyway, Uh, it's great hummus's.
(00:34):
It fits your lifestyle and your budget in the size
and what you're eating. I love hummus, I really do.
It's perfect for summer snacking, grilling and gatherings. We had
we had a vote here in the room the other day.
What do you like to dip in your hummus?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Huh my finger, spend less dip all several long.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You can have it with you at all times, the finger.
You don't have to worry about it if it's washed or not.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well, no you shouldn't, but you should wash it, you
should boil that.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's easier than ever to enjoy sav ra hummus in
this way that fits your lifestyle and your budget, your
go to for summer snacky grilling and gatherings. All hail
Sabra hummus. We love you son, summer till it's sob
rahumma summer. And thanks to Sabra Hummus, you're winning one
thousand dollars right now with the free money phone tap
b call A one hundred now an eight hundred two
(01:21):
four to two zero one hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
All right, Scattery, he give us a phone tap. So
Sylvana wants the phone tap her dad, Gino. This new
family moved into the neighborhood and their son has pink eye,
and the entire family is sick.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So Gino is definitely afraid of this kid and that
he's going to infect the family. So that's where Sylvana
got the idea to get in touch with us, to
phone tap her dad.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And pink eye is no laughing matter.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
If you're laughing about pink eye, you should stop you're laughing.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Here we go, Scary's phone tap. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Hi works up, Am Madden.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Let's go out here.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Nothing. I'm very busy over here at work. I'm singing
for my supper.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Hey, you're you're cheating.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'll got reset the game. Who's that you know? That
chime Paul around the block? That kid will moved in
with that weird family.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So we get back to this.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Hey, he didn't he have pink eye? That kid, he
always has need to contaminate my house. I want Tom
out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Let's switch controllers.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Are you playing in the living room on my set? Yeah?
This guy, it's just for crist sake. Get him out
of what I want to mate so much. I don't
need to come home there for a long day work
and I gotta word about this contaminate my eyes.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hey, could you just hang up on them?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Just hang up on him?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Are you kid? Tell me to hang up? Put him
on the phone right now. He wants to talk here,
Do talk to me?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hello, Hey Paul.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Hey, Yeah, I don't need you over there with your
pink eye all with my consoles contimidate everything.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Well, excuse me hold a second.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
First of all, I just want to say that I'm
not infected anymore. I went to the doctors and I
got penicillin and I'm taking antibiotics.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm gonna put you in the more of what I'm
done with you, So get the hell out of my house.
You hear me?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I can't infect anybody. Don't you know how pink eye works?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Listen to me, man, I know how my fists are
gonna work on your face. You won't have any eyes
left when I'm done with you. You hear me?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Are these are your ray bands?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
What are you doing with my shunglasses?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I might want to buy this pair.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I'm just trying them on right now.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Wait what your pinky? I don't need you touching my
shut glasses on.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
These are great glasses. How much did you pay for them?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Who? You may think you and know it all, But
I'm gonna come over there. I'm gonna you know what,
I'm cutching my day?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Oh my god, These binoculars are so strong.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I can see all the way down the street with them.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So what he's doing with my binoculars now? To contaminate
everything I own? I'm coming home. I'm talking again. He's
in your reason, boy.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Right now that I'm not contagious, I can rub my
face around like this.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Look, man, he's not gonna get.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Anything from me. I'm gonna kill this little give me the.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Photos the eye doctor told me that once it starts
crushing over and they start falling off that I was okay,
the crust is starting to fall, so I know I'm good.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You're all over my coffee down, Get out.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Get out, all right, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna leave.
I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You're gonna leave right now. Go back to your screwed
up family over thereto the Xbox to over come.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Kill Anyboddy, Buddy, the good boy.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You're a good boy.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
For my dog. I want.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay you daddy wants to go.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, because he's a bad man. He's a bad father. Yeah,
I'm a bad man. He says.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I'm contagious, but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I don't want to hear this jirk talking baby talking
to my dog. You hear me? Get him out of there.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hey, so, uh you've been phone tapped?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I need I need a home.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Do you know? This is scary Jones from Elvis the
end of the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yo, it's the Sobra Hummus free money phone tap? Hello, Jared, Jared, Hey,
guess what you're calling?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
One hundred? You're calling one hundred? All that awesome?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
They did it. It's a thousand dollars. Nothing to sneeze at.
A thousand nothing so my anniversary.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
So I appreciate that my wife and I will go
for a nice dinner tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Happy anniversary you two, and have a nice day.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
YEA.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
A thousand dollars could almost you know, buy dinner. And oh.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
If it was scary, it won't.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
He's a bigger he overs he over orders everything, Jared,
Happy anniversary. Congratulations, you got great luck today too, So
one thousand dollars coming by.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Hold on one second, and thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
There you go, Jared on a very very festive anniversary
diional tonight.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Thank you, Jared.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Another grand up for grabs tomorrow with us our show
at the same time thanks to sober Rahammas. We'd love
you sobra Hummas. Another sober Hummas thousand dollars free money
phone tap tomorrow
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