July 11, 2019 • 15 mins
We call out the physical impossibilities in films and question how it would be different in if those things happened in real life.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. You know what I love. People love
listening to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast because we
actually go behind the scenes of the big show and
we talked about stuff here. It's like it's like taking
(00:23):
the behind the scenes tour of Disney when Mickey takes
his hat off, when Mickey takes his head off, scary.
For instance, today was the first day I'm back from
Santa Fe and uh if I didn't want to come back,
I didn't want to come back to New York because
New York is just hot and sticking gross. But being
here in the studio with you guys was great today.
(00:43):
Loved it. It was great. By the way, it's gonna
be back. It's gonna be ahead. Anyway. I was watching
my favorite film, Uh, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
the original, Yeah, the one with uh Eddie Albert Eddie right,
Eddie Wilder, Yeah, yeah, but Eddie Albert is no. We
(01:08):
just said that, where have you been? The guy who
played the grandfather who was also uh Jack Albertson, Jack
Albertson from Chico and the Man. Yes, I'm old, I
remember that he played the man. Anyway, So I watched
the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and I'm
thinking this would never happen in real life. Wait's part
of it. I guess you're right. Maybe all of the
(01:32):
thing that got I'm disgusted with in this film is
as you know, Charlie lives with his grandpa, I think,
his mother and then three other old people in this
one little apartment with eight beds. Okay, that could happen,
But anyway, Charlie walks into this room with all these
old people who are just in bed and they haven't
been out of bed in years. They haven't walked, you know,
(01:53):
they stink, and Charlie never goes Grandpa. You smell like ash,
you know what I'm saying. And so I'm thinking it's
not real. Charlie would never be able to stay in
this room where there's fecal matter on the floor. Disgusting.
There's so many inconsistencies. Like The Mighty Ducks were my
(02:15):
favorite movies, still might be. But in the second one,
they go to the Junior Olympics and then all of
a sudden, they like meet this kid who's like a
street hockey player and they just say, hey, join our team.
The Olympics have already started and they just add someone
to the roster. They can't do that. You can't do that,
you know, I know. I guess it's the magic of film.
This kid can be totally okay walking into a room
full of old people that stink, and you can just
(02:37):
join mid season. And you know what, I didn't understand either,
Like Charlie's grandfather is like in his bed and he
can't move and he can't seem to get up. But
yet when he gets that golden ticket, he gets up
and gold dig and granddad some workmen's comp fraud right there.
There's so many of those things that, well, you were
in a movie that had some b s in it,
(02:58):
Like what you weren't die Hard with Avenge? Okay, well
what was that? The guy called the radio station got
right through? Oh that's right. When I was on the radio,
Nobody screened his call, nobody asked him like you wanted
to request the song, just like I speak to Elvis,
I'm a terrorist, will put your right. That's I thought.
Everybody see that scene where you're there and you take
the call and the guys like reporting that, you know,
(03:18):
there's something bad that's gonna happen. He hit a bomb.
He hit a bomb in a school. No radio teacher
would be like, oh, so you put a bomb in
a school. What happened? You would never have that call.
But he did get right through. Yeah. You know, I
noticed when you're watching these these thriller movies or horror movies,
and then you you hear they hear noises in the attic.
The first thing I would do is call the police,
(03:39):
but they never do. They always have to go and
investigate the situation. The first thing I would do is
get out of the house. But but God forbid you
turn on a light. If you're gonna go investigated. Everything's
in the dark. And no way that that would never
happen in real life. I got one. Have you ever
seen The Fast and the Furious Part eight? So they
they're they're they're driving their cars on like an like
(04:00):
an ocean that frow that froze over, and a Russian
submarine comes up into the ice and breaks it. It's
it's running after them and then shoots like a missile
right after at the cars. And I'm like, this is
so believe. They would never be able to drive it
around the ice and a Russian. I think that's the
whole point of Festival Star Wars. He gets his hand
(04:21):
cut off, but then gets a hand. That's not real.
We're talking about films that are a little more reality,
not science fiction. The scenes are more reality, right, well, okay,
this is science fiction. But there's one part that drives
me nuts. We all saw a Jurissa Park the Lost World,
not the Last World, the Newest One, whatever it was called. Yeah,
something like that. Bryce Dallas Howard in that movie is
(04:42):
wearing high heels through the whole thing, running through the jungle. Yeah,
from dinosaurs. Like at what point I would have been like,
take those things off? I was yelling at the whole movie.
It drove me nuts. But she wanted to look hot,
well she did, but I just felt like, oh her feet,
a woman never takes off her ridiculous. Even if the
Tera dactyl is about to fly down and fly away,
ye angels was the same way. Remember that would like
(05:05):
kick like the bad guy with their heels and stuff. Exactly,
it's not even gonna happen. Why is it that that
that some films like about you know, government and conspiracy
things and people have to break into like computer files.
Everyone could be a hacker within like five seconds on
the keyboard and in ten seconds to like the police
(05:25):
records and everyone's I found out that information I needed,
I figure out the passwork real fast. I was talking
about that on my Walkers and Talkers podcast that went
up yesterday. The movie Independence Day, which was a huge hit.
At the end of the movie, they're in a spaceship
that that's been on Earth for forty years, but the
aliens don't recognize that it's an old ship. Imagine you
drove up in a car that was forty years old
(05:46):
and people didn't know it was an old car. Right.
So then he takes out his Mac laptop and he's
not connected to any Internet because he's in the spaceship.
How would there be internet? And he uploads the virus
to the spaceship by the way doing that. This is
from Brody who just yelled at Greg Tears. What I'm
saying is I could suspend this belief as long as
(06:08):
it makes sense. How did he upload a virus in
a laptop that wasn't hooked up to anything? I have
two more evolving food and drinks. If you notice, whenever
someone goes to buy something like a drink or some
food or whatever. They just give the money. You never
they never take the time to get the change back.
You never see them reach into a cash register or
anything like that. And then secondly, they never touched the food.
(06:31):
They could be sitting at a restaurant or you could
be sitting around a kitchen table somewhere and there's and
and there's food in front of you, and they never
eat it. They never stopped to take it. It would
be weird. But you can't talk and deliver lines if
your mouth is fall But that's not reality. Would be
hold on a second, as you're telling you, In reality,
you'd be talking while you're eating, because because Scary talks
and spits food while he if you would be a
(06:52):
great eating actor in films or a crappy eating actor.
I always wanted to know when they snort lines, really
snorting cocaine, But I want to know, like what are
they what are they faking? Because if they're really snorting lines,
like what is the cocaine problem? What goes in their nose?
And like it doesn't powder. I mean sometimes it's cocaine,
(07:15):
but it doesn't make them sneeze. Or anything. It's confection
or sugar. I always say that I don't know, Gandhi
is looking at up. What do they snort in movies?
Two actors really snort? Shoot? And while that hold on,
let's the answer here, one movie problem at a time. Yeah, yeah, scary.
(07:38):
So what about when people are in cars and they're
trying to go someplace to a destination. There's always a
spot right out front. They don't have to circle for parking.
You know, we call that Doris Day parking because Doris
Day was an actress a long, long, long long time ago.
In every movie she did, she would pull right up
front and just park. And so every time we go
shopping and there's a parking place, oh my god, doors
(08:01):
day parker. My dad always says, didn't I tell you?
I called ahead a joke. So apparently there are different concoctions,
but the most popular one is a bit of corn
starch mixed with baby powder. Yes, they said, just regular starch,
just too sticky and heavy. But how does they make
them sneeze? Maybe it does, maybe it does. But the
(08:23):
flip side of scary saying there's always a parking space
is no one ever looks for their keys. They just
jump in the car and they pull out. It's like
the cars pre started. The cars preestarted, and I understand
pushed to start, but I'm talking about movies where the
cars are older and there's no push to start. They
just hop in and pull away. Or what about when
they're trying to like break into a car to escape
someone and the doors just opening, the keys and the visor. Yes,
(08:44):
can we fall down? Can we take a break in
the action for just a minute? Okay? Look, remember how
many years ago when the car alarms worthy? I mean
actually I used to remember in order all the different sounds.
It was very good. So I haven't heard one of
those in a thousand years. I heard one the other day.
I'm like, good god man, wait here, but I have
(09:09):
never heard any of my car's alarms ever. I don't
even know what they sound like anymore. Is it because
people aren't breaking in or people aren't you can't just
shake the car and make it go off. What has
happened in car alarm technology that I missed? Maybe we
should send tea out to like go shake all the cars.
We used to do this. What was the bit we
used to do car alarm? No car alarm. We could
do it tomorrow. So a caller would say, uh, either
(09:32):
car alarm or no, carl right, describe the car to you,
and then you would guess. So great to be on
the street. He would certain moving the car, and if
the car alarm went off and they said car alarm,
they went apprized. A couple of times the police came.
I think the reason you haven't heard the alarm so
much is, first of all, people ignore them. Second of all,
I'm not sure they work. My friend has an AUTI
T T convertible, and so we went to home depot
(09:53):
and he parked it like far from the entrance, and
the top was down and the windows were up at
the top was down, and he left his phone like
something expensive. And I said, what are you doing. You
can't leave the top down. First of all, because I'm
from Brooklyn, we lock everything. I said, you're even valuable.
He goes, there's alarm sensors. If you reach into the car,
the alarm goes off. Really yeah, So I said, I
don't believe that. He said, yeah, if you reach in
(10:13):
and watch. So I reach in and I grab his phone.
It doesn't go off. So he takes his shoe off
and throws it in the car so that he put
the top up. I think he I think they told
him that when he brought the car, and he never
tried it. I don't think cars. Cars don't have alarms anymore. Well,
he paid for it. Remember those locks used to put
on the car. What was that coolock? Yeah, you put
it on your steerings. No, that's I called it to
(10:36):
have a car cuff. But then there was the other one,
the most the most popular one is the what is
it this? It's the red thing that goes across the
steer the crook lock. No, there was, that was a
cheap one was manufactured one. Why do you always buy
the knockoff? It's called. So I have my house out
(11:00):
in the middle of nowhere. I mean there is not
a house within a hundred miles from my house, right,
So we invited Scary out to the house for a party.
He pulls behind in front of the barn and he
closes his door. He puts on the club. He closes
the door in here he alarm, what is the hell
(11:23):
are you doing? Setting you putting on your club in
the middle of nowhere? That was That was my first
experience in the suburbs. I had no idea, and I
had an ignition cutoffs switch on top of that as
a secondary um you know, by pass my favorite thing
city boy in the country, a rabbit hopped by. He went,
oh my god, so much pet got out. It's a pet.
(11:44):
It's loving taking scary out of the city. Anytime I
ever saw a rabbit, it was always in a cage
and being fed carrots by my neighbors, and it was
it was something you are Italian in your neighborhood they
ate the rabbits. Well, go back to the movies. I
still didn't understand, Like in Titanic, when uh, what's when
it sinks like she's floating on that like out of
(12:05):
the piece of wood, Like should that she really like
lasts in the water all that time? I can't. To me,
it's like she would have frozen by that. About actually
let him climb up on top. That's always been the argument.
The argument is she says Jack will never let you go,
and then let him and he drops into the bottom
of here. I think she was saying from her heart,
(12:26):
I will never let you go. From my heart, But
as far as sharing my door with you, you gotta
go exactly, just let me go, and I don't want to.
I want to know why when a hero takes on
a bunch of villains they all want to attack him
at once, that they always take turns, especially in like
Kung Fu movie. Na. Yeah, I always thought there was
like some karate code where you can only one person
(12:48):
attack at a time. Why is it bad guys only
shoot a bulletproof superheroes, but they don't shoot at the
superheroes like Hawkeye that aren't bulletproof because he's so smooth
he just shoots him with the boat right before they
get a chance. Never noticed about car scenes, like when
they're chasing each other, like or in the police car
chasing scenes like right now, we've got cameras everywhere, there's
no escaping, but in these movies they seem to somehow
(13:09):
get away from them and then like a car like
crashes into something like people. There's also in the car
chase scenes, you're going down an alley and then the
car in front goes by, and then all of a sudden,
a moving truck pulls out and then and then it's
like damn, and there's why is there always a moving
(13:31):
truck in the way So there's something that I refer
to his side impact bullshit. It's when somebody's trying to
get away, right the bad guy, and then from a
side street, the cop will come flying out of the
side street and ram in the car. Or a good
guy is trying to get away and the terrorists who's
trying to get him will come flying out of the
side street and hit him inside. How can you see
the car coming in time and so perfectly that you're
(13:52):
flying down the street? Eight Because it's in the script's
side impact bullshit. Anytime that happens, it's lazy writing about
when things explode, like giant explosions and people are just
walking away from it all cool, Like there had to
be there, have some strapnel, your ears would hurt, you
would fall down something. There's walk away smoking a sound
because it's in the script. Okay, And I don't care
(14:13):
if you're thor or if you're Captain America. If you
have like seventy five people coming at you that one
person is not kicking all their butts and then walking away,
it's so ridiculous. I'm like, there is no way in
hell that this just happened. It's in the script. Sometimes
I wish you know you're in a predicament in life.
(14:34):
You could go pause and then write the script out
where you want that moment to go. Like those books.
Remember those books, they choose your own adventure books. Well,
guess what I'm about to write one in the script. Okay,
but pause everyone, I want this podcast to end. Okay.
That said, oh my gosh, what a day is the
(14:57):
weekend Minute Morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. You know what I love. People love
listening to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast because we
actually go behind the scenes of the big show and
we talked about stuff here. It's like it's like taking
(00:23):
the behind the scenes tour of Disney when Mickey takes
his hat off, when Mickey takes his head off, scary.
For instance, today was the first day I'm back from
Santa Fe and uh if I didn't want to come back,
I didn't want to come back to New York because
New York is just hot and sticking gross. But being
here in the studio with you guys was great today.
(00:43):
Loved it. It was great. By the way, it's gonna
be back. It's gonna be ahead. Anyway. I was watching
my favorite film, Uh, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
the original, Yeah, the one with uh Eddie Albert Eddie right,
Eddie Wilder, Yeah, yeah, but Eddie Albert is no. We
(01:08):
just said that, where have you been? The guy who
played the grandfather who was also uh Jack Albertson, Jack
Albertson from Chico and the Man. Yes, I'm old, I
remember that he played the man. Anyway, So I watched
the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and I'm
thinking this would never happen in real life. Wait's part
of it. I guess you're right. Maybe all of the
(01:32):
thing that got I'm disgusted with in this film is
as you know, Charlie lives with his grandpa, I think,
his mother and then three other old people in this
one little apartment with eight beds. Okay, that could happen,
But anyway, Charlie walks into this room with all these
old people who are just in bed and they haven't
been out of bed in years. They haven't walked, you know,
(01:53):
they stink, and Charlie never goes Grandpa. You smell like ash,
you know what I'm saying. And so I'm thinking it's
not real. Charlie would never be able to stay in
this room where there's fecal matter on the floor. Disgusting.
There's so many inconsistencies. Like The Mighty Ducks were my
(02:15):
favorite movies, still might be. But in the second one,
they go to the Junior Olympics and then all of
a sudden, they like meet this kid who's like a
street hockey player and they just say, hey, join our team.
The Olympics have already started and they just add someone
to the roster. They can't do that. You can't do that,
you know, I know. I guess it's the magic of film.
This kid can be totally okay walking into a room
full of old people that stink, and you can just
(02:37):
join mid season. And you know what, I didn't understand either,
Like Charlie's grandfather is like in his bed and he
can't move and he can't seem to get up. But
yet when he gets that golden ticket, he gets up
and gold dig and granddad some workmen's comp fraud right there.
There's so many of those things that, well, you were
in a movie that had some b s in it,
(02:58):
Like what you weren't die Hard with Avenge? Okay, well
what was that? The guy called the radio station got
right through? Oh that's right. When I was on the radio,
Nobody screened his call, nobody asked him like you wanted
to request the song, just like I speak to Elvis,
I'm a terrorist, will put your right. That's I thought.
Everybody see that scene where you're there and you take
the call and the guys like reporting that, you know,
(03:18):
there's something bad that's gonna happen. He hit a bomb.
He hit a bomb in a school. No radio teacher
would be like, oh, so you put a bomb in
a school. What happened? You would never have that call.
But he did get right through. Yeah. You know, I
noticed when you're watching these these thriller movies or horror movies,
and then you you hear they hear noises in the attic.
The first thing I would do is call the police,
(03:39):
but they never do. They always have to go and
investigate the situation. The first thing I would do is
get out of the house. But but God forbid you
turn on a light. If you're gonna go investigated. Everything's
in the dark. And no way that that would never
happen in real life. I got one. Have you ever
seen The Fast and the Furious Part eight? So they
they're they're they're driving their cars on like an like
(04:00):
an ocean that frow that froze over, and a Russian
submarine comes up into the ice and breaks it. It's
it's running after them and then shoots like a missile
right after at the cars. And I'm like, this is
so believe. They would never be able to drive it
around the ice and a Russian. I think that's the
whole point of Festival Star Wars. He gets his hand
(04:21):
cut off, but then gets a hand. That's not real.
We're talking about films that are a little more reality,
not science fiction. The scenes are more reality, right, well, okay,
this is science fiction. But there's one part that drives
me nuts. We all saw a Jurissa Park the Lost World,
not the Last World, the Newest One, whatever it was called. Yeah,
something like that. Bryce Dallas Howard in that movie is
(04:42):
wearing high heels through the whole thing, running through the jungle. Yeah,
from dinosaurs. Like at what point I would have been like,
take those things off? I was yelling at the whole movie.
It drove me nuts. But she wanted to look hot,
well she did, but I just felt like, oh her feet,
a woman never takes off her ridiculous. Even if the
Tera dactyl is about to fly down and fly away,
ye angels was the same way. Remember that would like
(05:05):
kick like the bad guy with their heels and stuff. Exactly,
it's not even gonna happen. Why is it that that
that some films like about you know, government and conspiracy
things and people have to break into like computer files.
Everyone could be a hacker within like five seconds on
the keyboard and in ten seconds to like the police
(05:25):
records and everyone's I found out that information I needed,
I figure out the passwork real fast. I was talking
about that on my Walkers and Talkers podcast that went
up yesterday. The movie Independence Day, which was a huge hit.
At the end of the movie, they're in a spaceship
that that's been on Earth for forty years, but the
aliens don't recognize that it's an old ship. Imagine you
drove up in a car that was forty years old
(05:46):
and people didn't know it was an old car. Right.
So then he takes out his Mac laptop and he's
not connected to any Internet because he's in the spaceship.
How would there be internet? And he uploads the virus
to the spaceship by the way doing that. This is
from Brody who just yelled at Greg Tears. What I'm
saying is I could suspend this belief as long as
(06:08):
it makes sense. How did he upload a virus in
a laptop that wasn't hooked up to anything? I have
two more evolving food and drinks. If you notice, whenever
someone goes to buy something like a drink or some
food or whatever. They just give the money. You never
they never take the time to get the change back.
You never see them reach into a cash register or
anything like that. And then secondly, they never touched the food.
(06:31):
They could be sitting at a restaurant or you could
be sitting around a kitchen table somewhere and there's and
and there's food in front of you, and they never
eat it. They never stopped to take it. It would
be weird. But you can't talk and deliver lines if
your mouth is fall But that's not reality. Would be
hold on a second, as you're telling you, In reality,
you'd be talking while you're eating, because because Scary talks
and spits food while he if you would be a
(06:52):
great eating actor in films or a crappy eating actor.
I always wanted to know when they snort lines, really
snorting cocaine, But I want to know, like what are
they what are they faking? Because if they're really snorting lines,
like what is the cocaine problem? What goes in their nose?
And like it doesn't powder. I mean sometimes it's cocaine,
(07:15):
but it doesn't make them sneeze. Or anything. It's confection
or sugar. I always say that I don't know, Gandhi
is looking at up. What do they snort in movies?
Two actors really snort? Shoot? And while that hold on,
let's the answer here, one movie problem at a time. Yeah, yeah, scary.
(07:38):
So what about when people are in cars and they're
trying to go someplace to a destination. There's always a
spot right out front. They don't have to circle for parking.
You know, we call that Doris Day parking because Doris
Day was an actress a long, long, long long time ago.
In every movie she did, she would pull right up
front and just park. And so every time we go
shopping and there's a parking place, oh my god, doors
(08:01):
day parker. My dad always says, didn't I tell you?
I called ahead a joke. So apparently there are different concoctions,
but the most popular one is a bit of corn
starch mixed with baby powder. Yes, they said, just regular starch,
just too sticky and heavy. But how does they make
them sneeze? Maybe it does, maybe it does. But the
(08:23):
flip side of scary saying there's always a parking space
is no one ever looks for their keys. They just
jump in the car and they pull out. It's like
the cars pre started. The cars preestarted, and I understand
pushed to start, but I'm talking about movies where the
cars are older and there's no push to start. They
just hop in and pull away. Or what about when
they're trying to like break into a car to escape
someone and the doors just opening, the keys and the visor. Yes,
(08:44):
can we fall down? Can we take a break in
the action for just a minute? Okay? Look, remember how
many years ago when the car alarms worthy? I mean
actually I used to remember in order all the different sounds.
It was very good. So I haven't heard one of
those in a thousand years. I heard one the other day.
I'm like, good god man, wait here, but I have
(09:09):
never heard any of my car's alarms ever. I don't
even know what they sound like anymore. Is it because
people aren't breaking in or people aren't you can't just
shake the car and make it go off. What has
happened in car alarm technology that I missed? Maybe we
should send tea out to like go shake all the cars.
We used to do this. What was the bit we
used to do car alarm? No car alarm. We could
do it tomorrow. So a caller would say, uh, either
(09:32):
car alarm or no, carl right, describe the car to you,
and then you would guess. So great to be on
the street. He would certain moving the car, and if
the car alarm went off and they said car alarm,
they went apprized. A couple of times the police came.
I think the reason you haven't heard the alarm so
much is, first of all, people ignore them. Second of all,
I'm not sure they work. My friend has an AUTI
T T convertible, and so we went to home depot
(09:53):
and he parked it like far from the entrance, and
the top was down and the windows were up at
the top was down, and he left his phone like
something expensive. And I said, what are you doing. You
can't leave the top down. First of all, because I'm
from Brooklyn, we lock everything. I said, you're even valuable.
He goes, there's alarm sensors. If you reach into the car,
the alarm goes off. Really yeah, So I said, I
don't believe that. He said, yeah, if you reach in
(10:13):
and watch. So I reach in and I grab his phone.
It doesn't go off. So he takes his shoe off
and throws it in the car so that he put
the top up. I think he I think they told
him that when he brought the car, and he never
tried it. I don't think cars. Cars don't have alarms anymore. Well,
he paid for it. Remember those locks used to put
on the car. What was that coolock? Yeah, you put
it on your steerings. No, that's I called it to
(10:36):
have a car cuff. But then there was the other one,
the most the most popular one is the what is
it this? It's the red thing that goes across the
steer the crook lock. No, there was, that was a
cheap one was manufactured one. Why do you always buy
the knockoff? It's called. So I have my house out
(11:00):
in the middle of nowhere. I mean there is not
a house within a hundred miles from my house, right,
So we invited Scary out to the house for a party.
He pulls behind in front of the barn and he
closes his door. He puts on the club. He closes
the door in here he alarm, what is the hell
(11:23):
are you doing? Setting you putting on your club in
the middle of nowhere? That was That was my first
experience in the suburbs. I had no idea, and I
had an ignition cutoffs switch on top of that as
a secondary um you know, by pass my favorite thing
city boy in the country, a rabbit hopped by. He went,
oh my god, so much pet got out. It's a pet.
(11:44):
It's loving taking scary out of the city. Anytime I
ever saw a rabbit, it was always in a cage
and being fed carrots by my neighbors, and it was
it was something you are Italian in your neighborhood they
ate the rabbits. Well, go back to the movies. I
still didn't understand, Like in Titanic, when uh, what's when
it sinks like she's floating on that like out of
(12:05):
the piece of wood, Like should that she really like
lasts in the water all that time? I can't. To me,
it's like she would have frozen by that. About actually
let him climb up on top. That's always been the argument.
The argument is she says Jack will never let you go,
and then let him and he drops into the bottom
of here. I think she was saying from her heart,
(12:26):
I will never let you go. From my heart, But
as far as sharing my door with you, you gotta
go exactly, just let me go, and I don't want to.
I want to know why when a hero takes on
a bunch of villains they all want to attack him
at once, that they always take turns, especially in like
Kung Fu movie. Na. Yeah, I always thought there was
like some karate code where you can only one person
(12:48):
attack at a time. Why is it bad guys only
shoot a bulletproof superheroes, but they don't shoot at the
superheroes like Hawkeye that aren't bulletproof because he's so smooth
he just shoots him with the boat right before they
get a chance. Never noticed about car scenes, like when
they're chasing each other, like or in the police car
chasing scenes like right now, we've got cameras everywhere, there's
no escaping, but in these movies they seem to somehow
(13:09):
get away from them and then like a car like
crashes into something like people. There's also in the car
chase scenes, you're going down an alley and then the
car in front goes by, and then all of a sudden,
a moving truck pulls out and then and then it's
like damn, and there's why is there always a moving
(13:31):
truck in the way So there's something that I refer
to his side impact bullshit. It's when somebody's trying to
get away, right the bad guy, and then from a
side street, the cop will come flying out of the
side street and ram in the car. Or a good
guy is trying to get away and the terrorists who's
trying to get him will come flying out of the
side street and hit him inside. How can you see
the car coming in time and so perfectly that you're
(13:52):
flying down the street? Eight Because it's in the script's
side impact bullshit. Anytime that happens, it's lazy writing about
when things explode, like giant explosions and people are just
walking away from it all cool, Like there had to
be there, have some strapnel, your ears would hurt, you
would fall down something. There's walk away smoking a sound
because it's in the script. Okay, And I don't care
(14:13):
if you're thor or if you're Captain America. If you
have like seventy five people coming at you that one
person is not kicking all their butts and then walking away,
it's so ridiculous. I'm like, there is no way in
hell that this just happened. It's in the script. Sometimes
I wish you know you're in a predicament in life.
(14:34):
You could go pause and then write the script out
where you want that moment to go. Like those books.
Remember those books, they choose your own adventure books. Well,
guess what I'm about to write one in the script. Okay,
but pause everyone, I want this podcast to end. Okay.
That said, oh my gosh, what a day is the
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