We Drained Your Pool

Jackie phone taps her parents, pretending the pool boy, played by Garrett, accidentally drained the pool.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappen.
I think Garrett has it today? Yes, all right, Garrett.
What is your phone tap all about? So Jackie wanted
us to play a phone tap on her parents, Marie
and Anthony. Now mom and dad are on a little
mini vacation, but are having a graduation party this weekend
for their daughter Jackie and she's graduating high school. So
Anthony scheduled for his pool to be cleaned. So everything's

(00:22):
nice at the house when people come over for the party. Right,
So Jackie's going to start the call the dad. Then
I'm going to be the guy cleaning the tool. So
you're the pool boy. Yes, I'm the pool bowl. Here
we go. Here's Garrett's phone tap. Hello, Hey, Mom, what's up?
You guys are going to clean the pool today? Right?
They should be there soon. I just woke up. But
they're draining the pool right now. Are they supposed to

(00:43):
do that? No, they're supposed to clean it. What's happening, Well,
they're they're putting all the water like they're taking it out,
and it's going into the night running down our hill
right now, Anthony, they're draining the pool are back on
the phone house and they're draining the pool. What do
you want me to do? Give me Jackie, what's going on, Jackie?

(01:06):
They came over to clean the pool, but they're draining it.
It's like literally on the water drained the pool. What's
going on? What do we need training the waters in
the tree? Who'sh draining the pool? Whoever you hired for this?
Can get the guy in the phone excuse me? Exes
my dad. There seems to be an issue. All right, Hello,
who's this Anthony? Who are you Anthony? Hi? This is Devin.

(01:29):
I work with Bill? Okay, so what do you work with? Bill?
So what's going on with what I'm hearing with the
dreaming of the pool? What do you do? Yeah? No,
you wanted the pool drained? And and their linery say no, no,
I don't want to pool Drain's celebrating my daughter's graduation.
Wait the party, Bill never drinks the pool. Lucky for you.

(01:53):
Like when I got here, there was a little issue
on the liner. So I want to I want to
take a look at it and we'll get the pool
back up and run in about you know, a week
or so, a week or show let's plate. I don't
have pike finish. I never asked the trade. Trust me
on this. All right, we'll get it all fixed. We'll
send you the bill all it will be good. And

(02:13):
get the hell out of here. What'd you shilling me?
The bill? I didn't order this, but I I found
a problem. Get keep Bill. Where is Bill? That's the
guy I used. I don't know you. Get out of
my house. I'm not in your house. I'm outside your house.
Lovely house. By the way. I love what you did
with the mulch. Bill is Get the hell out of

(02:34):
my house. Bill is on vacation right now, so call him.
Get still on the phone right now, Uie, you go
to the spot. I can't. I can't tell what you
right now? Go figure straight to voice Meil. He's on vacation.
I'm on vacation. You give me Phil right now. It
sounds like you could use the spa. Okay, why don't

(02:55):
you head to the spa. I will fix the liner,
of course, the distinction. I'm gonna break your neck and
still I'm gonna bringing you in there. Get up out
of my house. Yeah, just talk to your dad. Gonna
finish up the pool here. You have cash, you can pay. Oh, yeah,

(03:17):
that's saying that works. I think I know where he said. No,
you're not handing over check to the pool. Well, you
just told them to finish the job. So I said,
I stop to finish the job, Jackie. You're not giving
over a check. Can I just use your credit card?
I'll use that annex. What's the matter with you? You're
not paying the guy. I didn't hunt this guy to

(03:37):
get out of the house. Call the police. Now, Hey, hey, Anthony,
my name's actually Garreth from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,
and you just got phone tapped by your daughter. What
what I got your dad? Oh? My good? Very funny.
You give me a heart a time like, hey, Anthony,
you you've done enough, shut up some time. This phone

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