We Review Our Pictures

Tattoo Bob sent in his photos of us and we decided to review them. Also we vote on the creepiest of the show!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show?
All right, this is gonna be a very visual fifteen
minute morning show today. Courtesy of Scotty B and Tattoo Bob. Right,
Scott Wait wait, I just opened his package. When you

(00:25):
said courtesy of Scotty be, the wrong thing went through.
I feel so bad for the people that are listening
to this podcast and not seeing it because they're not
gonna describing then. Yeah, alright, yes, alright, I really think that. Well, okay,
we'll have to each take turns describing ourselves. Everybody else

(00:47):
should describes everybody you know, Like Nate, you should describe
Danielle Dandie. You should just why we do because there's
a hair in between two of the pages and curly.
Why am I sweating? No, it's not short and curly.
It's just it's a hair. You think it's Tattoo Bob's hair.

(01:08):
It's just it's just he could be one of yours.
It's not such a fast it's sam picture. I don't
know my picture seating everything. I got problems? You really
do you need? I don't know. Man. Some of these
pictures you guys have seen before, but there are some

(01:28):
new ones here. Okay, so these are all courtesy of
our friend Tattoo Bob right, who has driven drawn pictures
of us before, but I think this is the new round. Yeah.
And he does live drawings all the time of our
listeners and and he has I was talking to him
the other day. He has made so many friends with
so many of our listeners and it's just so cool.

(01:49):
What what this show has actually been able to do
for him because he loves art and he's been able
to do it now because of us, and I love that. Yeah.
Most of these pictures are the pictures that we saw
the first time he through them, and he just added
a few more here and there. And by the way,
he is at tattoo Bob TV on Instagram. If you
want to get in touch with him, send him a

(02:09):
d M. I'm sure he'll do a nice rendition of
what you look like. Well, then let's start with scary.
I know, I'm pretty sure you've seen this one before.
There you are, Now, how do you describe that? I
look like? You know what I look like? That you
look very skeleton. I look like the face of Asbury
Park in Coney Island, Tillie, you know that that that

(02:31):
clowney looking freaking weird Guycula, how do people even know
what that looks like? You look like Dracula, asked, Like
the widow's peak is very pronounced, and then your teeth
look frightening. What did it say around my word? What
is the words? Then your ad here because got a camera.
You get a camera from your commercial? Yeah, and you
also have quite the mono brown the picture right, Okay,

(02:53):
gone to yours. I've seen this one before. But let's
say you look like Michael Jackson. Yeah, than Harold Jackson.
Michael too, like smoking a long cigarette that I believe
is supposed to be a joint. Yes, I'm into it. Okay,
cool the first time. Yeah, here's the Nate's infamous buried

(03:20):
at the beach picture that was from the I went
with Scotty being his family to the beach and he
buried me in the same no offense. That looks doesn't
look like a fucking thing like Nate. It looks like
the logo for the Coronavirustre. So is it supposed to
look like head in a pile of vomit popping out

(03:42):
of a sandwich in your face? Danielle said Bob was
into art. I don't know what this has to do
with art, you know, it's it's kind of walking down
Broadway and they displayed these really beautiful caricatures and then
you sit down and then this is what you get.
That that's kind. That's a good one. Face. Yeah, he

(04:04):
got your arm. You really need to do over on that, anybody.
If Scotty was left to himself, I think that's how
he would walk around all the time. Like you just
saw what happened when there was a hair on a
piece of par He actually like he was about to melt.
He would walk like that. He was just telling me
this past week, and he was recognized while in his mask.
It was really weird. I was at the shop right

(04:26):
and Stan Hope, New Jersey, loading up the truck. I
had just done an instant cart and all of a sudden,
from across the parking lot of here, Scotty b and
I just said. All I said was how how? And
I'm in New Jersey to your shoe. She was like, well,
I thought maybe I worked with you. I wasn't sure.

(04:47):
And then I was able to place it. I just
New Jersey bar. I went to the New Jersey Bar
where Danielle lives on Friday night like this. Oh here,
almost scary Jones. Do you know what, guys, this is

(05:08):
a game? How do you how do you recognize me?
For the one eyebrow, the widows peak, the very pronounced
anyway she was? Wait? Wait were you running it all scary?
Maybe they recognize we got a breath from going up

(05:28):
the first we're assholes. Okay, what else you got? All right?
So you've all seen the froggy, the froggy one eggheaded. Now,
by the way, that looks like wait, that looks like
a South Park character, right, Mr Mr gem by the way,

(05:51):
thanks to the Atlantic Eye Institute, I got I got LASI.
So you know what, Yeah, because that's the problem with
the picture of the glass Rex is much the black
dogs much cuter than that. That's cute. That was the
closest to any of us at the dead on. Now

(06:11):
this one we haven't seen before. This one is new.
This is of Elvis dead on the slate for Law
and Order. Oh that's a good Oh that's actually is that?
That's really good? That hair looks like Beavis or but Head.
I don't know which one it is, but hair looks
like that. He looks like a completely different Rate Lopez.
It looks like George Lopez. And you saw that one before.

(06:32):
This was dressed up there. Yeah, if I'm a blonde
and here's uh Max and aally good one dog Art Scottie,
I'll put this okay, s what else we got? You're

(06:54):
the new one that we haven't seen before. This is Sam.
That's as well, Betty put it back. Somebody knew, don't
tell us who it is. Somebody helped me get me
out of here, rescue me. This one's great. Brodie, that's ridiculous, Brony.

(07:22):
Do you have beef with tattoo? Bob? What is this about?
I do? Yeah? You asked him for ready, I said
I didn't like the first one. I didn't ask him
to do another one. In his mind, if you didn't
like the first one, he'll do it again another one.
We're good, Bob. Any of us love our first one?

(07:45):
Like Michael Jackson. That's somebody faces wait wait, wait, put up,
put up Brodie again. Looks like I just lost the bar.
Very accurate. That is my I look like that all
her face. I mean it's kind of pretty. No. I
only knew it was me because that's I wore the dress.
I know that dress and compared to other put up

(08:08):
brodies again, okay you mean broody Brudy and I figured
it out. You're you're the bug guy from Men in Black.
It's like he puts a black T shirt under a
button down shirt. There you go. Oh, is that Fred

(08:34):
is Fred? A police office? Was nothing like Fred. But
on the left of the right, Fred is the orange
tappy there. Actually those are pretty good. I think I
think animals he does well, that's a Yankees hats. There
was a do rag. Here's another animal. It's Tonka. That's
very good. That was Mr Hanky the Christmas Prove. I

(08:56):
thought that was well, that's me and Sheldon. Okay, that's
Sheldon that long time ago. You're attaining a lot of
water in the Philip. Oh, now this is me when
I dressed up in Halloween costing? How many Daniel? Is
this guy done? Well? Froggy? Technically none? Look okay, it's

(09:31):
like Uncle Johnny except that's Sam Uncle Johnny. Come on,
did you carry Uncle Johnny? This was great? Who's that?
Who's that? Garrett? You look like the Joker? Yeah, that

(09:51):
look like Garrett at all. Garrett Letto's the joker, it's
not very good. I think there's the Brooklyn Boys. Other
than that, I think we got everybody. Oh God, Brody,
where's your neck? Why do you have a tail? Looks
like slimer? I feel like tattoo Bob tattoo bobbo out

(10:19):
of his way to take our worst features about us
and accentuate them. Oh, and there's the Alex one that
we all love. Why why is this one? Asked like
like three sizes at this time? As you never noticed
that about Alex? That's everything? For some reason, for some reason,

(10:44):
he threw in a Greg t Oh that actually Greg,
and that's it. Oh, that's it. How long do we
have left in this? Oh? We still have another four
minutes left to insult the ship out of each other.
So do you guys want me to send? Yeah? I want,

(11:06):
I want mind hanging up in my office. I don't
want you guys? Are should we all keep picking on
each other and actually vote on who the creepiest person
on the show is? Because I have a different vote
than everyone else, Because hold on a second, scary send
me scary you. Honestly, I'm all joking aside, you think
I'm creepier than you are okay, okay, okay. Just for

(11:28):
the record, I'm not creepy. I'm interesting. No, you cut
a hole in a bear. I don't care how old
you are. A kid, I was eleven once. I never
cut a hole in the bear. If I didn't never
Scott Scott Scotty. Everybody in this room was eleven at
one time. Nate, did you ever cut a hole and
bang a bear? Did that's a couch? You did something

(11:49):
like that? Anything said? I discovered the jets on a
pool and I was like, oh, that could be fun, right,
don't tell my parents, by the way, but I also
discovered the jets in their pool when I was young too.
I unscrewed the cap on that thing and used to
put in the jet. Yeah, you know that's the guy

(12:10):
in Florida, by the way, this story. His dick got
stuck in the pool jet no, and he had to
call the police to get him out of it. Had
to call the fire department. Did you ever get caught? Well,
that might be where my fear of people putting their
penis and things comes from. I don't know the stories
you should keep to yourself. I'm just why it makes
her great radio here's the thing, Scotty, things that's actually Scotty. Though.

(12:33):
You know, we we amplify and we embellish a lot
of our stories and the things that are weird about us,
but Scotty's are real. In fact, I think you actually
own a lot of that stuff down. These are all
just remember, these are all past stories. I'm very normal now.
I don't think what's the weirdest thing have you done recently? Like,

(12:53):
what do you think that the weirdest, the closest thing
to weird? I don't do weird stuff anymore. I just
tell you stories from yesterday year. What about the outpost story?
That's weird? I'm not telling that here. But I was
also I was young. I was probably ten years old,
babysitting my neighbor's dog, Queen ten and eleven. The Outpo
and the well things were not going well. Scotty. You
really cleaned up. I was just trying to see what worked. Scotty. Now,

(13:20):
everyone's gonna vote for you. I was trying to get
this vote in before you told all of your story.
And this yesteryear is bullshit because just the other day
you took out of here ninety six beer cans to
empty at your house to get I gave them to
my dad. Wait, are you one of those ones that
still like return all the cansas? First of all, hold on,
and in my defense, in New York, if you when

(13:43):
you buy water and soda, you pay a nickel for it.
So I'm just gonna throw them out. I want my
nickel back. Yeah. I know a great band. But let
me tell you something cool. I'm gonna sound like a
really cheapass here. I was in New Jersey yesterday and
they had cases of water that were returnable. But in
you is they don't charge you the nickels. So I
made like four bucks on three cases of water yesterday.

(14:04):
That was cool. I just think it's good that you're recycling.
I think that's a good part. Thanks for doing your part.
That's why I do it. Gandhi, we've got like thirty
seconds left. So who's who do you think is the weirdo? Oh?
I think okay, So my vote was for Garrett. I
think Garrett's the creepiest because we all know that Garrett
will record you when you don't know he's recording, and
then he'll turn that audio over so that you get

(14:25):
in trouble. So I say Garrett many times throughout the
morning that I say, Garrett's such a fucking asshole, and
I know he's listening. Here's why you're a dick. I'll
explain why you're a dick, because because because like when
when Danielle is doing something, you'd be like, oh, Garrett
really messed up when I didn't. But you you don't
think I'm there, so you're talking behind my back. Hence,
while you're a dick. No, I know you're there. I

(14:46):
know you're We we just pretend that you're always listening
because you are said. If we blame you for whatever reason,
Garrett will just go into the microphone. You hear that, Garrett,
But no Ce, I caught Scotty because I texted him
two seconds later. I didn't do that, asshole. And then
he feels dumb because he knows I caught him. So
that's why he's a I don't feel dumb. I know
you're always listening somehow, because you're a creeper. Put the

(15:12):
microphone in the tampon aisle. That's just that's you. Now
time everybody, everybody, you know, everyone else's vote, damn it.
It's by the fifteen minute Morning show