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July 14, 2026 10 mins

Skeery assigns us locations for our bachelor/bachelorette parties!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get you hit us together, and we're going to start
and party.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start party. I'm ready to party.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis DA ran after party.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Long ago out Indiana was talking a big Bachelor direct
party in Key West.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
The car's quite a stir.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
The Scary accuser of being trashy for having her party
in Key West, which I totally disagree with. White, white,
trash or not. It's got every every type of person
in Key West. That's what makes it so great. ILL
love Key West.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
You know there's a there's a Michelin Star. Chefs that
have restaurants. They're scary.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yes, there are resorts that start at four hundred and
five hundred dollars a night for the smallest room.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
People have been educating me on that stand correctly.

Speaker 7 (00:44):
Scary's defense, I will say I did run into quite
a few burnouts while in Key West.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Oh yeah, of course. So in fact, it's a weather thing.

Speaker 8 (00:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (00:53):
This one guy, he was working at the T shirt
shop where I bought a T shirt.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Chatting with him, he goes, yeah.

Speaker 7 (00:59):
You know came down here like twenty years ago, and
you know my car broke down and just been working
hard enough to try and get some money to fix
my car.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Years seven years years.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay, I am she picked a great place for a
bachelorette party. They're gonna yeah, lots of fun to be
had in the Key West.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
So the question from Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:22):
Was so Scary said that this was very on brand
for Dianna. This was a perfect place for Dianna. So
I wanted to know the rest of us. Scary, since
you're kind of assigning places to people based on who
they are. Where would we have our bachelor or bachelorette party?

Speaker 9 (01:37):
Well, there are parameters because it has to be a criteria.
The criteria is your You have to consider your your
price point. Okay, so your budget, you have to consider
the type of people you like to hang out with, you.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Know, and I mean you're considering that for all of us.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
He's going to make the decision.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah you decided.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Oh so I was going to write these because we
need to exactly we need to send this to the
travel agent. Yeah, he gets started, all right, Scary, let's go.

Speaker 9 (02:09):
I'm gonna start with Scotty b Okay, Scottie Bee likes
a good road trip.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
He likes things on a budget. Yeah, Bentonville, Arkansas, The.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Home of Walmart, the home of Walmart.

Speaker 9 (02:22):
So I feel like Scotty, you definitely that you take
the cake on that.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
That's you think you don't want to spend a whole
lot of money, a little frugal.

Speaker 10 (02:29):
I mean, you're close. I think I'd rather take the
road trip down to Georgia and do it at the
waffle House museum that's only opened.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Scary.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I don't know if you know this, but in Bentonville, Arkansas,
one of the wealthy, wealthy billionaire members of the Walton
family that own Walmart opened up a world class art
museum there. It's a beautiful, beautiful space and they're trying
to put Bentonville on the map as a very very
very nice destination, not just Walmart.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
No Offenseventville.

Speaker 9 (03:03):
So I don't want to offend anybody, but that's just
but that fits your personality character.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
So that's why it's shady.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
You got to move on here, got to move on
who else first?

Speaker 6 (03:13):
So Gandhi. Gandhi is an adventure seeker.

Speaker 9 (03:17):
So I feel like she, you know, and you don't
care about bouginess or being at the I mean, you
like a nice cocktail and you know, hang out at
the beach, but you want to pet animals. So you
I see you in a in a park in America,
like one of those, like a one of the ones
you travel to the national park.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
What are those national parks?

Speaker 11 (03:38):
Like Yellowstone, Yellowstone, Yellowstone.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
You should read them.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
You should read those parks.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
But you know, okay, that's good for you. Maybe not
your guests, but.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
You like with them.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
It's my go have fun, Gandhi, I would be honored
to be invited to that bachelorette party. All right, So
Gandhi is going to Yellowstone National Park.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Jelly Stone. There is no jelly Stone.

Speaker 9 (04:13):
Keep going, okay, continuing on, uh Froggy is the Nascar guy.
It would have to revolve around a NASCAR weekend, uh,
in one of the like in one of these cities.
Maybe maybe Daytona, Daytona or Darling, even Darlington in in
p A.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Maybe you'd come up this way. I don't know.

Speaker 12 (04:31):
Arlington's in South Carolina. All right, golf, now we'll play
some golf while we're there. It's fine, yeah, okay, yeah,
So it has to have golf and that.

Speaker 9 (04:44):
So Elvis, I gotta go overseas for you, man, I
always go where are you going. You like a place
that's quiet, a place that's a getaway, a place like Fiji.
Is Fiji where your bachelor party would? Oh no, no, Troy,
what's it? What's a gay resort? Let me be very

(05:09):
very clear with you. I've never been to a gay resort.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
In my life, and I never want to.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't want any of those straights at the resort.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Would resort I check into turns gay?

Speaker 9 (05:23):
I mean only the best for you, right, But that's
too quiet. That's a couple's thing. So bachelor party means,
you know, you got to get your your drink on,
and everything sounds.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Like you're you're you're you're not hitting out.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
I'm not hitting it for you, man, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Okay, George still okay, We keep going, keep going. He
doesn't know the gays apparently.

Speaker 9 (05:43):
You know, I originally thought Nate would be going to
Vegas because he's a west you know, he spent a
lot of time on the West Coast.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
He likes to party, he likes pool parties.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
He likes five years ago, you would have been one
hundred percent correct. Vegas would have been my spot ten
years ago. But I don't know about today. Where so
where do you suggest today? I mean, what gets better
than that for you?

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Then? You know?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
No, Wow, two in a row you have not done well.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, it's scary.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Maybe I should go to the gay resort with all this.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
You know, Danielle, you're going to Disney. I mean I've
already resigned to that. You know, if you could do
your bachelorette all over again, that's where you would be.

Speaker 10 (06:19):
You're probably correct.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
I got you, I got you nailed. Yeah, Scario, where
would you go?

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Where would you go? Scattery?

Speaker 9 (06:27):
See almost again, lately I've been gravitating towards Santrope. Yeah,
I was talking talking to everybody in the back, and
they're like, now.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
You're more Abiza.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
But Abiza is a twenty four hour drug fueled experience
with crazy, endless dance parties E d M and DJ's.
I think I need a bit of a break. So
if you know the Hampton's and Beisa had a baby,
it's Santrope and I think that's my perfect spot.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Interesting description of Santrope.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Catch, I see you going to Thailand and hanging out
with the lady boy.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
A nice ping pong show for the gentleman.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Maybe you can find the gay resort there.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Everybody else has to jump in and pick places for
each other. I mean, we didn't do Elvis, you know, I.

Speaker 10 (07:15):
Don't know you nailed it.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I don't know know you didn't.

Speaker 8 (07:18):
For a bachelor party. So he's partying but also enjoying
where he is. It's not just like a settle down
and have a good time. I feel like maybe somewhere
in Italy, but I don't know where the party spots
in Italy are.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
What about what about Greece? Santerini?

Speaker 5 (07:33):
That's so tourist.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
He can also be a really good bachelor party spot.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Oh yeah, I would never ever get married and trying
to figure out a bachelor party spot for Nate. I
don't think that's ever going to happen.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
No, No, I'm never going to have a bachelor party
at this point.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
So you give it up on marriage for now. Cheers,
meet the right gal or guy or guy. If I
go to that gay resort, you.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Know, gay resort, gay in gay cruises, I just I
have no desire to go to any of those things. Yeah,
and I'm happy that there are people that like go
into those But no, but Nate, I don't know, you know,
I think scariest.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Kind of right.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
I probably would end up doing Vegas just because I know.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Listen, let's face it, the bachelor and bachelorette party, it's
pretty much for all of the married dudes or married bros.
You know, it's for the married people. It's not for
the person that is single or or getting married. So
all of my guy friends would want to go to
Vegas so they can go to Sapphire, spearmint, rhino or.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Wherever it's called rhino.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yeah, you don't know about this.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
No rhino.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
There's one in New York as well.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
Wait did you have one before? Where was your first one?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Huh, there's many spearman rights.

Speaker 10 (08:52):
I don't know where was your first I didn't even
have one. Oh you didn't know.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
I didn't.

Speaker 10 (08:56):
Yeah, I was to Mine was in Vegas, and I
would never do that again.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Was why do tell?

Speaker 10 (09:04):
It got out of control and I I really didn't
even partake. I sat back and watched got so nuts.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Dad's fool around with some girl or something.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Fool around with her.

Speaker 10 (09:14):
I mean there were naked she was a naked girl there.

Speaker 9 (09:16):
But okay, to check it, walked, we walked in the
room and there was a semi circle of guys sitting
down watching porn, and I'm like, this is the party.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
It's scotty sweet.

Speaker 10 (09:27):
Oh god, that wasn't even I mean even that wasn't
for me. Like, I mean, I like that.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
It seems like right up your alley.

Speaker 10 (09:33):
Well, I like to watch porn by myself, not with
the group of guys.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Can we can we talk.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
About that for just a moment. Why do groups of
straight guys sit down with each other and watch porn?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
That seems so good.

Speaker 10 (09:44):
We were just we were just waiting for the stripper.
It's not a normal occurrence.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Could have watched like anything else, But you watch porn.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Scary said.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
When he was a kid, he and his friends watch
porn to have measuring sessions.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Wow, this does sound gay.

Speaker 10 (09:58):
I did watch porn with a friend once or twice. Yeah,
I remember that.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
And then the strippers showed up with a boombox, and
then and then it all went down. Then she went
into the bathroom and that was the end of a
boom box.

Speaker 10 (10:09):
Yeah. Well, I mean it was a long time ago.
It was or twenty years ago.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
Twenty years ago, they had better than boombox.

Speaker 10 (10:16):
We still had boomboxes.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Wait, did you do anything you shouldn't have done?

Speaker 10 (10:20):
Or I absolutely did not. I swear I did not know, definitely,
But your dad didn't either. He might have juggled one
or two things, but I mean that's not my god.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
All right, all right, well enough of that scary Uh
you you got half of the destination for Bachelor bachelorette parties, right,
you still need to work on on.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Nate and Nates.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
I feel like I failed more

Speaker 1 (10:47):
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