July 22, 2026 • 40 mins
In this episode, Gandhi and Diamond set it off with Elvis and his husband, Alex. Why don’t they share locations, is anyone hiding something, and what is a revenge kit?! They also ask Diamond a few questions they’ve been wanting answered. The answers are fascinating.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
What one of the housewives. Her and her husband are separating,
and it's because they found out that he was having
an affair with a woman who worked in his salon.
It's just like a big.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You just gave me a heartach and the mics are on.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Can we keep that for the intro to my podcast
this week?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes? I can use it in both places. Absolutely. Can
I just tell you you having a reaction like that
to something made me think something happened in your life
with your family.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
This is my life. Oh, my god, my family.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Unfortunately it is okay, okay, So some behind the scenes
stuff here.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're hearing a buzz. Somebody texted in and told Diamond
and I that we are in fact terrorist because we
know there's a buzz in this studio and we keep
recording in here. Yes, Engineering, I hope you heard that.
We reach out all the time to fix things. Can
you fix the graphic?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Fuck you? Can you fix the box bro?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Fuck you? Can you fix this buzz?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Fuck you?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
What about the mic club?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, they hate us. Engineering, I know you know, yep,
that's fine. I'm gonna tell daddy. Elvis is gonna get
on it. And then this place is gonna burn to
the grounds.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
This is the third time that someone has referred to
a man as daddy, and it made me laugh, like
third time in like the past three days.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Something was on threads and it was very funny.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Diamond. You know, my friends who were in town over
the weekend, we were walking back from Central Park and
they saw a T shirt in one of the stores
that said Daddy's Little Meatball.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And one of them bought the shirt that said Daddy's
Little Meatball and the other one bought a shirt that
said Daddy No. And they wandered about wearing these Oh God,
and I just thought, I hate you both.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
They didn't wash the fu shirt. That's the number one
in New York City.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
If you buy a T shirt in New York City,
you have to wash it before you wear it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Where we're definitely here, yes, And when we bought it,
they were both like appalled because we go into one
of these little stores they give us a price and
I was like, yeah, how about a different price? Yeah,
And both of them were like, what are you doing?
And I was like, what do you mean, what am
I doing? That's what you do here. They're like, no,
that's so rude, don't do that. And I was like,
first of all, stop cock blocking, Yeah, your own thing, yep.
Second of all, I look at the guy, so where
are you from? And he said Bugladesh and I was like,
(02:21):
uh huh India. Then he asked me in Hindi do
you want to talk to me? And I said no yet,
like no, thank you, I don't want to right And
my friend looks at me and said, what did you
just say? Should I punch him in the face?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
What didn't you just say?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I was like, you guys are not from here. This
is a good time. Okay, So we are recording. You're
only going to hear the buzz for a short amount
of time.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Diamond and I are in this little shitty studio recording
because we were in the big studio recording and there
is video so you'll be able to watch all of it.
Elvis decided to join the podcast, which was incredible because Alex,
his husband did as well. I was not expecting it
to go as off the rails, and it did, but
(03:06):
it did go off the rails. Had a good time,
but then they had to go run to a doctor.
So the two of the Phipple left, but not before
Diamond I could do the ins and outs. So that
is the beginning. We are recording this after the podcast
you're gonna hear because we have to do the beginning
and the end to do it justice. And now we
have a beginning for Diamonds podcast that comes out when.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Friday every Friday, not every Friday Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What Diamond.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I've been skipping weeks because we were on vacation and
stuff like that. Also, I don't have my own feed yet, Like,
you know, give me a feed.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I'm gonna say, what you have to do the things
first and the numbers.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I need my own feed. Let's get you.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
But yeah, we're gonna get you a feed and you're
gonna do it consistently. And I will say doing podcasts
and we're on vacation is incredibly difficult, Yeah, because we
record in advance anyway, So if we have a two
week vacation, then we're way in advance, and then I'm
editing like nineteen things at the same time.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Which is very hard when Housewives is involved, because last
week's episode, if I don't record that week, then by
the next week there's something new to talk about it, right, yeah, okay,
so it's especially for me because I'm deep in it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So I'm like, people don't want to hear about that
Love Island.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I barely got a chance to talk about Love Island
because we were on vacation twice within you know, so
it was like and also I was kind of over
talking about Love Island. I already said I'm a gen zer.
I mean not a gen z. I'm a millennial through
and through.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Because I was over it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I got it. So you will release when you released,
sometimes Friday, mostly Friday. This Friday for sure happening. You
heard her hear the breaking news that was real life.
So let's get to Elvis and Alex is gonna come
join and the shit show that's it's us.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Is it working then?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
We're about to do this if the stuff gives us
the A.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Okay, if it's not working, why are you doing it?
I don't understand because it's just the case. It's just
the uh you said it's not working video?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Oh it has my name on it, it doesn't matter
you let no because I like my name up there.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
It will be the oldest Rudd show.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Look do you is this podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Hair you put gast hair? Is it insane?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Can't?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It looks great, but then once the video rolls out,
it looks nuts. So we're here for.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
It because you are nuts, all right?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Are we recording?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is your where?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
You can't see my eyes?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Your MIC's on?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
My mic is on? Hello? Everybody? Am I louder than
everyone else? Well, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
We can't fix it.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
But you told me you know how to work your levels.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
We just go and post and fix them.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Okay, fix me and post.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay, Sauce on the side. It's episode twenty five, and
it's going to be a fun episode because we have
someone at the tip in the studio who's been ready
to roll for quite some time.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Hello, Hi, thanks for welcoming me to Sauce on the side.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh shit, no, no, no, it's about to pop off
if he walks in here.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Is he a part of the podcast too?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Lock him out.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
I love Curtis Lee, but he's the best.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So I think we told you. Okay, he walked by.
He's just looking for He's like a little raccoon. Well,
if you don't look at him and you just back
away slowly, you're okay. Sometimes you need to throw your
hands up in the air and scream Wow.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Act big.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
So we talked about what we're doing. So Diamond and
I have started to do a little spinoff pod with
Curtis because he has a lot of rants and insane
things to say.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
I love him.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I don't think I don't think he's insane at all.
I think we're insane by thinking he's insane. He's great,
He's right on target.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I think it's a combination.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Well, you look at me like that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He's crazy?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Is he Cray?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He is absolutely crazy, but in like the best way possible.
We like it so that we were thinking he was
coming in because he thought we were recording one. We've
only released one episode so far, so good.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
So please invite me in next time. Curtis Lee, what
is on your podcast? I want to be a part
of that.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I think the two of you will be Chef's Kiss.
I know it would be incredible. But you're joining us
for a very special episodecause it's one hundred and twenty five,
can you believe it?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
So?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I didn't think it was going to last two.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
No, you know what, your podcast is out of all
of our podcasts in the Elvis Dran podcast Stable Yours,
in my opinion, is the most thought provoking, is the
most intellectually stimulating. It's nice and sometimes kind of fucked up.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, most of the time for sure.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
All the three things that I love in a podcast,
and we love that in.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The podcast too. But we would like you to join
more so, whenever you're bored, come through because we would
love to have you.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Well, I feel like the podcast has started, but we
haven't really done anything. We're podcasting, but I don't feel
like we're podcasting.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well, we don't really. We start with a lot of
topics in mind. Sometimes we just play talkbacks and we
last talkbacks ridiculous. Sometimes we talk about what happened over
the weekend or what happened we talk a lot of
shit about the show.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Okay, good lot. Yeah, Well I'm here for the hang.
I'll follow your lead.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Let's go anyhit talk about the show for you today?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Well, it's my show.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
How'd you feel about the show today?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
It was okay?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
How can we have been?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Because well, I will tell you.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I don't know when you're listening to this podcast, but
we did our show today the day after the World
Cup finale, the final game, and I think this is
going to be a Super Bowl thing. Who calls in
and out of calls out of work the day after
the Super Bowl? Well, next time we have a FIFA
World Cup going on, Who's going to call out that
Monday after the final game?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Because I'm beat?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I thought about it. I almost texted you this morning,
and you know I never do it, but I almost
texted you, like, so should we all take a day off?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Or like I almost did, because I mean, we tried
to get into all sorts of bars to have a
couple of cocktails and I couldn't get into a bar
it was so crowded, So we just went home and
we'd drag ourselves. I'm silly, Alex and I had like
forty five cocktails and one hundred and two.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Bottles of wine.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Okay, I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, I believe you. Are you a puker? Do you puke?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Uh no?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
And you don't get you do shuke? You don't get hungover?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
I need to put more often. I am no, I'm
I'm I was a little hungover.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
This morning, okay, were you? Yeah, Diamond? Do you puker
get hungover?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You get hung over. You get hungover.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I get hungover for like a week's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, recovery at my age is even more difficult. Wait
till you're this old sissy done, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I do neither, and it's a real problem. I don't
puke or get hung over. No, I puke. I'm a
puker the.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Night of You don't get hungover with shame about the things.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That you Yeah, yeah, that's different. That's a different thing.
That's the only thing that keeps me kind of humble,
and I'm glad it happens. But I said, I think
I'd rather have the pain of the hangover, which we
talked about, than the shame of people telling me what
I did. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
No, no, no, no, no no, there's no such thing, because
you continue to do the same things. Do you remember
at your party.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
What she was doing?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Don't get it?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I had a party, Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
He kept looking at our bosses dead in the face,
like eye to eye, and she's like watch this and
then would like drop it like it's hot, and then
say look at these knees.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
I'm like, you do what part are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Birthday party? Spread?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Oh my god, my surprise party. Yeah, you did get
drunk that night. I got, you know, at my own party.
I was so busy at this surprise party with all
these guests that flew in from around the world whatever.
I didn't get a chance to drink at my own party.
So at the end of the party, I was the
fucking babysitter, babysitting on the drunk people at my birthday party.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's not how that's supposed to be at all. I
don't think we even really saw you at that party.
We still like hello, and then you were talking to
so many people that I just drowned my sorrows and
alcohol and whatever happened, I blame you.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
For ohd on so Diamond, do you agree Gandhi is
a great drunk Uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
But it was getting a little redundant, and I was like, Okay,
somebody has to take care of her, and I'm not
going back to Jersey.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So I kept looking at Andrew and I was like,
this is your problem. Oh wow, because he was the
one who was handing you drinks at first.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Is that the night you pushed him into a fence? Yes,
that night, that was.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
The night indeed, and there I walked home with no
shoes on, which is like vile, that is so trash.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Ever do that you're some brown trash coal.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Absolutely, it was bad. It was bad. And I woke
up face down on my couch with a piece of
pizza in my hand and probably one hundred and seventy
five miss calls from people. And then I get so
irritated because my sister's like, where were you? What were
you doing? You'd answer your phone. You have my location.
Everybody has my location. You know where I am. And
it only stresses her out more having my location because
(11:37):
she'll say, well, sure you're in your apartment, but you
didn't answer, so I just figured you died in your apartment,
Like okay.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yeah, well your location, according to their phone, is the
address where you live. Your location technically was face down
on a couch. Yes, that's a different thing. Pizza and
you're face down on your couch.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I think the most hungover I've never seen. I don't
think I've ever actually seen you hungover. I did on
our off the Grid trip see Diamond hung over, and
she was ready.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
To kill all then, and you're traveling in an r V.
Can you vomit in the r V toilet. You know
you're not supposed to sushi.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No, If she's shush eated that or vomited, I think
they're both equally disgusted.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Did you shushi on the in the r V?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I didn't because they were so mean to me about it.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
You're not supposed to sushi in those but like why not?
Speaker 7 (12:24):
You got?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Because you have to learn from these rock bands that
travel the country in their bus. They have a rule
there's no shushi in on the on the bus because you.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Have to clean out the tank. And I'm not cleaning
out the tank, and I don't think you would want
to do it, which would mean Andrew is somehow stuck
cleaning out your sushi.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah he wants to be a man, then he could
do it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Is that a man task?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Gender roles bring them back.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
Why do why do we have to clean out your ship?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Because I don't know why would I do?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Okay, so wait, hold on pause, this is the podcast? Yes,
this is what you do? Because I see the numbers
and I don't hear every podcast. Obviously the numbers are
doing great, so obviously whatever you're doing, let's keep doing this.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
We rarely have direction and when we do have direction
our listeners, who we love, they tell us that we
need to get off of the direction and just talk
to each other.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Okay, they prefer conversation.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
So the night that Diamond golung over on our trips,
she drank everything in sight. I've never seen her like this.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
She was tanked.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It was incredible, insane.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I remember falling asleep crying.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Didn't no, four of us fall asleep together. Yes, there
was like a pull out bed or something at someone's
in someone's room, and I just remember all of us
fell asleep at the same time in the same bed.
Woke up. I abandoned ship and left people kind of
sleeping where they were, and then in the morning I
had to go get Diamond and she was like, not now,
leave me alone. I don't want to go anywhere. I
don't want to do anything.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, because why are you handing me drinks? And then
you're gonna wake me up? What the hell? Let me
sleep bed?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Well, no, that's entertaining.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
That's entertaining you seeing you in that awful situation.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
And I remember the air being so fresh when we
walked outside.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It just felt good. But I felt like shit, I'm like, oh,
I can't do this.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Fresh air made you sick? Yeah, wow, you are a hungover.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
It was one of those things where she was like
every sound is terrible. What is that?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
So Alex?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
We're recording this after the show and Alex is on
his way uptown to meet me. We have some stuff
to do here in the city today. But he sent
me his uber track, so I'm tracking him on uberk.
He's in Times Square and not moving.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Oh, I mean it's the morning after the World Cup final.
I bet people are still here and still exploring and
doing that.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You've seen it all, Like what is the fascination with
New York after like three days?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
There's a lot to do.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
There is a lot to do, and you know what,
this city is a pain in the ass. I love that.
I love the city and it's good to leave the city. Yes,
it's good to come back.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
You don't think that.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And you grew up here, you should love it.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, But like I love what I know, not Times Square,
Like you know, I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Like, what what about Times Square is so great? Just
a whole bunch of people pushing you around. You can't
really see like what people say is the best part
about Times Square? It smells like shit. You know, I can't.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's the risk of what could happen. You could get robbed,
You could get stabbed.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Why would you you could?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
You never know the risk. It's really great.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
See hold on, he's not moving. He's in Times Square.
I'm texting him. Now are you moving?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Let me?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Do you guys share location?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
No? You don't?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I find that very weird. He shares his location with
everyone except for me? What shifty bullshit is he doing.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
When he gets here? We need to figure this out.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Well, he's not gonna be here for a while. He's
in Times Square.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Do you share your location with a significant other?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Never?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Never would you? But you'll share with me?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Why are we like this? I don't Brennan and I
don't share. We used to share, then we got in
a fight and we both shut it off and we've
never turned aback.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
For you, I just I'm like, what right? Why would
I want to know where you are? For me to
like overthink everything? So I don't want to like, oh
you went here?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
What was there?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Like? You know?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't want to be crazy?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
You do know? Now you have me wondering like, why
am I not able? To always know where Alex is located.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Yes, Episode
one als fight my nose.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
My nose itches. By the way, I'm not picking it.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Sure if you picked your nose in here? Would you
be disgusted?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
If he picked his nose?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Well, it's just today for some reason.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Would he have extracted a booger like a booger came out?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Would you do that in front of people?
Speaker 6 (16:32):
I would never take a booker out of my nose.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
In front of you.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Okay, when the booger comes out of your nose, how
do you get rid of it?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Do you roll it in flick?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, you gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You can't roll in flick Why there's a booger somewhere unknown?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
There are boogers literally everywhere. You might as well join
the clan.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't want to be part of that now.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
My nose itches.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh see, and I just it's mine too. Thanks. Oh
my god? He another super spreader. Yep courtesy of Elvis Durand.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yep, he's stuck on forty sixth Street. He's not moving. Okay,
back to boogers.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Are you nervous? Are you waiting for something like for
a specific time frame.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Well, no, no, I just I have to be downstairs
to let bring him in.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh, you know, you can just tell Andrew to put
him on the list and they'll let him come up.
I don't have to go get him.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
I don't. How do I do that?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Just text Andrew or Diamond is going to text Andrew
Alex on the list.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Call Andrew on speaker.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And recording seven times?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Is this the incredible content you have on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Keeping? He'll keep calling Yes, hello.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Speaker, but he's not answering two rings?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Excuse him?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Where is Andrew?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Here is hello?
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Oh he's right there, Andrew.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
I know you Hello for me? And I called the
wrong Andrew andrews right, I'm sorry, Andrew? Did I wait?
Did I wake you up? Andrew? Okay, so sorry, all right,
I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
I always call that other Andrew when I'm trying to
call you Andrew.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Hi, that's Andrew.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
But this is Andrew. Andrew Alex is on his way.
Will you put him on the list so he can
just come on up?
Speaker 7 (18:21):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
And just what I do?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
I just tell how does this work?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
So he checks in downstairs with his name, but otherwise
he could just text me and I'll make sure someone's
down there waiting for him.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Okay, which what we're in the middle of a podcast?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
No, is this really the podcast?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Is he close?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Well, I'm trying following his uber thing.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Hold on, it says three minutes until he's dropped off.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Key perfect.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
I'm gonna go at him to the list.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Cay bye, okay, by, So I tell him he's gonna
be on the list. Okay, let me.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Call Alex Carr on speaker.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Did you just start working here?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
I don't know with you I used to have. He
used to be my assistant. He used to do these
things for me. I wouldn't have to ask, he has to.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Say, Hey, we're on the podcast. But you can curse
it's okay, okay, okay. So what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
So when he gets here, he's just gonna give them
his name.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
When you get to the front desk, give them your name.
Your name will be down there and they will let
you up to the sixth floor.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yes, and and he can also text Andrew. And Andrew
can have something and.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Text Andrew and they'll he'll score you, escort you in.
But maybe I don't want to come up. No, please
come up. Everyone wants to see you. All right, Okay, bye,
this is a podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yes, we're going to get an answer from Alex about
this location thing. We don't.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Are you excited about my new podcast?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yes, tell us about it.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Nope, okay, continue back to your podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
No, this is the podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Drops a bomb like that and they say, nope, you
know he's he's the guy.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I know something you don't know and just skips out
of a room.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
But wait, what was next on your your list of
things to do?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
There's no list.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Look around and no list. We're done, Alex.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Now that was too much like our show we have
because people say, do you prep your show?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
No, No, don't prep.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No, we just have.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
We we open up the mics, we shoot the ship,
and usually something comes of it, specifically like today. I
would love to know why you guys don't share location.
I'll tell you this. My sister and her husband they
didn't share locations for the longest time because they said
it just feels invasive. And I said, wait, why are
you up at my shit with my location? She said,
you're not close enough to me. If you were close,
(20:28):
I would leave you alone. I wouldn't worry about your location,
but since you're far away, I need to know. But
he lives in the house, so I just feel like
he needs some sort of privacy, So we let each
other have that. Now they share their location.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
So that's a weird philosophy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
God, I wish he was here now so we could
ask him why we're not sharing each other's location.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Well, he'll be here in like a minute.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
We can ask him if you want to let me
track him, because that's that's what we're doing. It says,
drop off it right now. Well what do we do now?
Call Andrew on speaker.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's the last Andrew you called.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I think this is which Andrew is this? Did I
call the wrong Andrew again? That's Andrew clearly, and I'm
gonna let you get out. I'm sorry about that. I'm
gonna I'm gonna change your name to something else in
my folk. You got okay, have a beautiful day. He
(21:28):
sounds like he's asleep. And you call Andrew because I'm
afraid to.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Call Andrew Andrew.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
But who is that Andrew? He works at m V
my favorite restaurant in Bernardsville, New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
You just called a waiter. This is like the middle
of the night, bartender, bartender, this is definitely the middle
of the night for him, And he answered twice, I
don't know, you don't want me.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
You just see how he sounds asleep. Are we calling Andrew?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, Alex is here, Bring him into the studio.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Okay, he sounds asleep too, sounds scared of something.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Do I share this microphone with Alex.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
We'll put him on Danielle's microphone.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
And the camera can find him.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, all right, okay, so you you're not pausing it.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
You just keep rolling in here.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
And she doesn't edit it. She wants this raw.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
See. I like that.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
We're raw dogging it.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I used to try and edit, and then I realized
it took me two and a half hours to do nothing,
and I took out maybe like a minute of things,
and the majority of what I took out was me
laughing about something. So I just said, fuck it, who cares?
We're going to do this this way. But how many
people do you share your location with?
Speaker 6 (22:41):
No one, zero, no one. No one wants to know
where I am. No one's asked me.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
For my location.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I would like your location. Please drop it.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
On Daniel's thing. We're doing the podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
What's for sure?
Speaker 8 (22:58):
You have to speak speak into the micro from hello Hello.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Just because it's gold like mine doesn't mean it's mine.
So don't lick it like you do mine.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Were you going to?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Oh it smells it smells like Danielle. We're talking about you.
So this is Gandhi and and Diamonds podcast. So I'm
just a guess.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I'm so excited to have you on. Never thought it
would happened. This is a big episode too, because it's
one twenty five, so I don't know.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Wow, yeah, okay, that's a special number.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, you look good, Alex.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Thank you. I know he's going back in time as
I age look like shit and he's looking better than ever.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Okay, take it back, Alex, you look like shit.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
I know.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
But he botoxes. He has been to everything.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
He moisturized myself every day. I put on face cream and.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
You know, and my hair's fallen out and I look
like crap.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
No, it fools off and lands on your back.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Thanks, shut up.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Anyway's gonna get dark.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Let's talk to Alex about what we're talking about Okay, okay,
what are we talking?
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Real quick?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Right before we get there? Have you guys used the
laser beams that Elvis bought in Vegas?
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Laser beams, laser.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Beams, those anti wrinkle laser beams.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
No, twenty five thousand dollars, I just thole in the box.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Wait speaking about a laser beam on eBay I brought.
I bought this laser beam that you push a button
and it shoots a laser and I could start fires like.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Twenty twenty feet away.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
What God? I like if I go buy somebody's house
that I don't like, you can catch it.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
What do you have it?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
I have it at the zoo.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah? Are you burning animals or no?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
No, no Canada lately?
Speaker 7 (24:38):
No?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Did you start those fires?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Fires?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That can't explain?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
But it wasn't from my laser Okay?
Speaker 6 (24:43):
You can buy them on Amazon?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, no on eBay Okay, So it's from China and
I saw it, so I got the cheaper one.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
But there's bigger ones that you could like cut metal
with it.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Yes, that's my alley.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I follow them on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
No, but it's so cool, Like if you don't like somebody,
just shoot it in the back of the.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
Leg burn What the fun was that you done it?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yet?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Well, I burned myself because I had it backwards and
when I pushed the button back and went right through
my hand, I dropped it. And everybody at work was laughing.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
You're such a dumb ass. Okay, okay, I'll tell you more.
We're gonna get to this topic in a minute.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Laser beams.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
No, wait, hold on, hold on. When he was a kid,
he used to when I first met him, he would
buy a briefcase. Is full of dangerous pranks, prank things
the way so like you shake someone's hand in it,
it like burns their hand and my god, yeah, well
that's you know, childish. No, no, my stuff. You can't
buy it. It's illegal stuff. It was called the revenge kid.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It was just and it was this briefcase and it
had little bottles in it, and some like you would
put on the car and would take off somebody's paint
of the car or yeah, it was all these.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
I would get a revenge kit. I don't know because
did you use it? I know I didn't use it.
I just like looking at.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It asking for a friend. Does said kit still exist?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
No? I don't know what happened to it.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Where can you get another one?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I'm sure if yeah, Diamond, I'm doing revenge kit. Oh yeah, Okay,
can we get to the topic now. Okay, this is
the weirdest podcast, Alex. They have no plan at all.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Zero plan. We were just shooting the ship and then
topics come up and we're like, yes, let's get to
the bottom of it. Okay. So he said, you sent
him your uber ride.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Yeah, I knew where you were. I was watching you
in Times Square.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
So we were like, wait, you don't just have each
other's location, and he said, no, you guys don't share location. No,
we don't, but that you share your location with everybody else.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Yeah, my friends will have my location, his friends have
his location.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
But you're cotten. Doesn't happen.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
I'm sure Elvis has my location somewhere. I don't.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Yeah, but I was sleeping one night.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
He probably inserted in my back or something.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
That's like, no, anything in your back.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
I don't didn't insert anything in your butt. I know
it comes out of your butt.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
I'm not getting.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
But I said weirdly enough, saying with my boyfriend and I,
we don't share locations, but everybody else has.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
Why is that? That's that seems weird.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I don't know what is your reason?
Speaker 7 (27:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Okay, ask Alex what my code is to turn my
phone on? He knows my code? Do you know his code?
I don't know his code? Oh so I really think
that this is a one sided privacy thing in our relationship.
Oh all you you brought me into Forget this. I'm
going to do no. Seriously, you you don't I don't
(27:39):
know your phone code and I don't know I don't
know your location.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Okay, we should bring Oz in here. He'll give everybody
every because.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
If I ask for your phone code, then that seems suspicious,
Like why do you want my phone code? If you
ask me for my phone code, but you know my
phone code, but you I give it to you every
time you use my phone.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
Yeah, I asked you because I don't remember it.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
So okay, location, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
No, it's Brittan and I don't share locations. Neither one
of us have the password to the other one's phone,
and I think if you asked me for my password,
I'd be like, why what are you gonna do in there?
And nothing would embarrass me more. I don't care. You
could look at my text messages, he could look through pictures.
I don't care about any of that. If anyone ever
saw my conversations with chat GPT, I would have to
remove myself from the planet.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
What are you talking to what you named your chat gptva?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Nova?
Speaker 6 (28:23):
What are you talking to Nova about?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I think anymore? Because we've gotten in arguments and I
don't trust her.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
You're so fucked up.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
There was a time where I was just talking to
her about everything, like every weird thought I had and
what if this happened? And then I got into a
fight with her about Charlie Kirk and like, I just
you can't people can't get on my chat GPT got
anything else? Well I'm on, Well yeah please okay.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Which we had an intervention, right, and it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It did work, that's wy. I'm not doing it anymore. No,
you went back.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
She paused for like a day, went back, and then
she got into the argument with it, and that was
what made her stop.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
That's right, not the intervention, that's right.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You have to fight with the boy.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
I don't really know what to say about any of this.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, so I just everyone has different reasons. My sister
and her husband didn't share their locations for the longest
time and they live together. They do now for she
gets scared of everything, so she wants to know Worrious,
But she said it was a privacy thing. She's like,
I see him every day. I don't need to know
where he is at all the time. But it is weird.
I guess if I share my location with Diamond, Andrew, Josh,
everyone on the planet, but I don't share it with Brandon.
I don't know what I'm hiding.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Okay, let me ask you this.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
What is it you're doing every day when you get
off work? And I'll speak to you until next.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
First of all, well you know where I am from
seven o'clock to five o'clock. You think I know I'm
at the zoo that you think, I think, But Elvis,
he's done.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
At ten o'clock. And then where does he go shopping
with this and that?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
And then you go, I'm on my way home, but
he doesn't get home for like four more hours, so.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
That's not true. Where are you doing this? He's making this.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Shore, So let's share our locations.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Oh well, no, I'll share.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
I have nothing to hide from you. But you share
your location with everyone except for.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Everybody, well you know with my key and Andre and
my brothers.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
And brothers keep secrets. Get out, okay, tell me, I'm
just guessing.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Where in and obviously we're not talking about like being
with another person. Where would you not want him to
see you going shopping?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I have no place I hide from you.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
I don't shopping.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
I don't give it.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
He knows if I'm shopping it. He hates when I shop.
Because we're out of money.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Oh, yeah, we're broke.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
You want to talk about that.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Yeah, we're bro We're out of money.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
My god, we're at the end. We're at the end
of the internet.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
He said to me this morning. I have run out
of money. Wait, don't you have people supposed to stop
you from doing that.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
They're the ones who told me I'm out of money.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
That's why I might keep in the money that we found.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
I'm still paying.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Today, cocktailative.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
It's kind of interesting and ironic that I'm paying a
lot of money to the people who are telling me
I have no money.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
Yeah, well, there's a good place to start.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
If you let them go, you'll have more money then, right.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Well, know, that they keep me out of jail.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Out of jail, let's talk about that. What's what would
send you to jail in taxes, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
I'm paid up thanks to them.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Well, now we've got to sell a car.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
I'll sell Alex car.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, this is a good time. I want to have
you guys on more often.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Is it done?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
We have to wrap up yet.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
We have to go to the Oh my god, I'm
so itchy on my ankle. This is why we're going
to the dermatologist. Worm is back, bedbugs and ringworments. Oh,
I got it off. What a nice treat having Alex
in and having me on your your podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I love it. I want you to to come back
because this is a good time and I need to
know more about the weapons stash that Alex has you around.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
I do have a suggestion for your podcast. I want
to hear more Diamond.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I do too.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
We talk too much. I think it's too much of
a crowd in here today.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Now I get very shy in front of company. Wait,
so we.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Don't have to wrap up just yet, Diamond, If you
have there, you guys want to ask Diamond a question
I would.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Love to hear ask play asked Diamond a question.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Oh god, yeah, remember my dad listens to this.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Usually we give Henry the heads up, which we'll do
right now. Henry stop listening, cool and go for it.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Have you ever been sexually active with another female?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
No, you know, I've.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Like, for a second thought that I would like try
to explore quote unquote, but then a girl tried to
flirt with me in uh in the club one night,
and I was like, oh, sister, no.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
This has to be the right one.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, but like no, and you to be all juiced
up ready to go. It's very like, oh, this is
not my life, like.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
You know, I just okay, yeah, well that's just what
I would say if if I was if a girl
came on to me, this is not my life.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
You say mean things.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Disgusted me with that thing. Do you have a question
for Diamond?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Do you have a work crush like somebody that so
you never't fantasized about anybody.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Which is very weird.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I'm like, the entire time that I've worked here, never,
not once, I'm actually disgusted by everyone here. You know.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Wow, yeah, you lose your heart on around this place.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Oh you hear Nate talking about the fact that he's
gonna die soon. Scottie is just like crying about everything.
Scary is scary, you know, Place.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Is disgusted by anybody part you have to offer. He's
not into it. Can we go back to the question
you asked for one second though, Elvis. After we did
one of our off the grid trips, we ended it
by getting massages, and Diamond had never gotten a massage
in her life. Yeah, she got a massage and she
came out and she was like, there's a chance I
might be into women now I'm not sure, and I
think we fell in love.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Did you feel the move she that woman?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I can't remember her name.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I gotta go back and listen to like old episodes
to figure out her name. But she made me feel
like I was the only person alive. Literally, like I'm
like what they're supposed to do, I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yes, Literally, the way she touched me, it was so intimate,
it was so loving.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I felt loved, you know, I felt loved The other
day again, the same exact way, but this time from
a baby.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
It was very You got a massage from a baby, no, no, no, no, baby.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Like a baby will make you feel like you're the
only person that matters on the plan.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
They can only focus on one person at a time.
You and I was like, wow, you are you getting
the ed to have a baby?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
She wants to have kids to yell at them.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, to ruin their favorite T shirt. You grab them
right here like nephews to know, don't funk around with
Auntie Diamond. She's going to ruin your favorite shirt, grab
them right hair, and say get your little ass.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
So that a child just to target your anger just
like that sounds like a great mother child relationship.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Wouldn't be the first she's in.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
She said she can't wait to yell at other people's kids.
She's like, I see the bad ass little kids out there,
and I want to get over here, Glass over here.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I want to give still fair parents. Don't is still
fair anymore?
Speaker 6 (35:05):
I'll do it from She will up another topic.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Sure, okay, if we have to walk from here to
Park Avenue and seventieth Street.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, you're gonna walk.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
It's a beautiful day out. Will we make it there
in forty five minutes? Yeah, for sure, let's go.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
All right, I'm ready, all right, Well, thanks for having
us in. Now, what are you talking about it?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Do you have any questions for these two?
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (35:26):
Wait, I got a quick question. Do I have to
get naked in front of this doctor?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
On, yeah, she'll just kind of peek in there.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Don't they look for like like dick and butthole moles.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Too, dick and buttole moles.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
I don't have anything down yet.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
So well, the last time you checked your butthole for
a skin can?
Speaker 7 (35:47):
Well, no, why would my butthole get skin cancer?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
You don't sun it?
Speaker 7 (35:51):
No, I don't do that. You know some people do that.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Yeah, they put their legs in the air.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
It's healthy, But I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
No way.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
I don't remember her looking at my but hoole.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Oh, maybe you guys need to request it. I told
you I've seen a lot of videos that start this way.
Two guys. One doctor. Great.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
She she is a great doctor.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
We love her.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
And she listens to her show all the time.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
We'll see she probably doesn't listen to this podcast, so
you're safe.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
You can say what I'm gonna tell her to listen
to this Okay, all right, well we gotta go hate
to podcast and run.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Wait, drop your instagrams if people want to find you,
where can they find you?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
A car zoo A C A R R z o
O at.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
The zoo where you have your fire burner.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
And I'm at Elvis Durant at Elvis.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Durana, Diamond at Diamondson here amazing. Thank you guys, thank
you for joining. All right, So they had to run out,
so I didn't get to do the wrap up the
way I wanted to do the up, which is diamond
(37:01):
Since here on Instagram. I am at Baby Hot Sauce
on Instagram. Please like, follow, subscribe, leave us a review,
leave us a talkback. We like your talkbacks. They are fun.
We are not beefing with the Brooklyn Boys over talkbacks.
Everybody does them, the show does them. That's a huge
part of the iHeartRadio app. They love these talkbacks. So actually,
(37:22):
you're kind of doing me a favor if you leave
us a message we want to hear. Also, Curtis, I
don't want to talk about him every episode. I'm not
going to. But what we are doing, which you might
have gotten a little snippet of on Friday and episode dropped.
We have a new podcast solely with Curtis called Address
the Mess, where Curtis addresses the mess that he believes
(37:44):
it exists. We didn't even tell him. He doesn't you know,
he doesn't even know the name of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, he thinks it's still this.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
He thinks he's just on sauce on the side like
once ever a couple weeks is what he thinks.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
It's okay.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I said, Curtis, do you know the name of our podcast?
He said something about sauce. I was like, all right,
that's fine. Whatever you want to do, man, as long
as you show up. And he's going to show up.
This man is a viral video sensation.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
He is.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
It's insane.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
People want to hear him.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
They want to hear him, they want to see his ass.
It's you know what I saw the other day. I
saw him without a hat on.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Oh I've never seen him without a hat on.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I looked away really quickly because it's like, I don't
think he wants me to see that. But then also,
I don't think he gave a ship because he didn't
have the hat on. I don't want to see that.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I don't want to see that.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Totally different if he finds out that you think seeing
him without a hat is like seeing Jesus.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
He is going to be so happy.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Oh my god, God. So we have this postcast, this podcast,
this sauce cast, whatever you want to call it, that
is going to drop every Wednesday and every other Friday,
depending on how we do this. I'm gonna be about
as consistent as you probably.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Are your house.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
My podcast. We're looking at every other Friday with Curtis.
Maybe more, maybe less, who knows. But he was such
a sense and people liked him so much that we
are going to bring him back. I am interested to
see how many new topics we get from this guy.
You know what he said in the last one, what
he was really upset because he's pissed off right about
Taylor and Travis's wedding. Yeah, he said he forgot to
(39:15):
mention that he fully believes the cyclist variasis explosive diarrhea
outbreak was specifically from their lunch buffet at their wedding
or dinner buffet at their wedding.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
You know what, I'm not gonna argue with them. He
might be onto something.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
That's when he thinks. And he said, and I told DMZ,
I said, why are you talking, tomc Why are you doing.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Also I'd love to see the footage of apparently I'm
outside of the building or something.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
It's there, Yes, step it up, so Curtis will be
back over and over again. And in my dream world,
I'm gonna get my man Elvis and my man Curtis
on the same podcast to just have like a duel
of light and dark, like what's gonna happen. I feel
like they'll just reflect each other.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I'm terrified.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
And to Elvis's point, we would like more of you
in general, Diamond, Oh thanks, Will you be more involved?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yay?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Would you say no if the MIC's wrong? You would?
I feel like to me, you know you'd say to
other people, but to me, no respect given?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (40:15):
God?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Like follow Subscribe Sauce on the site on Instagram at
Diamond since here on Instagram at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram.
Please leave us a review, leave us a talkback. We
love you, thank you for sticking with us, and uh
we'll see you next time. Say bye, Diamond Bye.
What one of the housewives. Her and her husband are separating,
and it's because they found out that he was having
an affair with a woman who worked in his salon.
It's just like a big.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You just gave me a heartach and the mics are on.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Can we keep that for the intro to my podcast
this week?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes? I can use it in both places. Absolutely. Can
I just tell you you having a reaction like that
to something made me think something happened in your life
with your family.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
This is my life. Oh, my god, my family.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Unfortunately it is okay, okay, So some behind the scenes
stuff here.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're hearing a buzz. Somebody texted in and told Diamond
and I that we are in fact terrorist because we
know there's a buzz in this studio and we keep
recording in here. Yes, Engineering, I hope you heard that.
We reach out all the time to fix things. Can
you fix the graphic?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Fuck you? Can you fix the box bro?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Fuck you? Can you fix this buzz?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Fuck you?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
What about the mic club?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, they hate us. Engineering, I know you know, yep,
that's fine. I'm gonna tell daddy. Elvis is gonna get
on it. And then this place is gonna burn to
the grounds.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
This is the third time that someone has referred to
a man as daddy, and it made me laugh, like
third time in like the past three days.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Something was on threads and it was very funny.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Diamond. You know, my friends who were in town over
the weekend, we were walking back from Central Park and
they saw a T shirt in one of the stores
that said Daddy's Little Meatball.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And one of them bought the shirt that said Daddy's
Little Meatball and the other one bought a shirt that
said Daddy No. And they wandered about wearing these Oh God,
and I just thought, I hate you both.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
They didn't wash the fu shirt. That's the number one
in New York City.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
If you buy a T shirt in New York City,
you have to wash it before you wear it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Where we're definitely here, yes, And when we bought it,
they were both like appalled because we go into one
of these little stores they give us a price and
I was like, yeah, how about a different price? Yeah,
And both of them were like, what are you doing?
And I was like, what do you mean, what am
I doing? That's what you do here. They're like, no,
that's so rude, don't do that. And I was like,
first of all, stop cock blocking, Yeah, your own thing, yep.
Second of all, I look at the guy, so where
are you from? And he said Bugladesh and I was like,
(02:21):
uh huh India. Then he asked me in Hindi do
you want to talk to me? And I said no yet,
like no, thank you, I don't want to right And
my friend looks at me and said, what did you
just say? Should I punch him in the face?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
What didn't you just say?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I was like, you guys are not from here. This
is a good time. Okay, So we are recording. You're
only going to hear the buzz for a short amount
of time.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Diamond and I are in this little shitty studio recording
because we were in the big studio recording and there
is video so you'll be able to watch all of it.
Elvis decided to join the podcast, which was incredible because Alex,
his husband did as well. I was not expecting it
to go as off the rails, and it did, but
(03:06):
it did go off the rails. Had a good time,
but then they had to go run to a doctor.
So the two of the Phipple left, but not before
Diamond I could do the ins and outs. So that
is the beginning. We are recording this after the podcast
you're gonna hear because we have to do the beginning
and the end to do it justice. And now we
have a beginning for Diamonds podcast that comes out when.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Friday every Friday, not every Friday Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What Diamond.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I've been skipping weeks because we were on vacation and
stuff like that. Also, I don't have my own feed yet, Like,
you know, give me a feed.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I'm gonna say, what you have to do the things
first and the numbers.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I need my own feed. Let's get you.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
But yeah, we're gonna get you a feed and you're
gonna do it consistently. And I will say doing podcasts
and we're on vacation is incredibly difficult, Yeah, because we
record in advance anyway, So if we have a two
week vacation, then we're way in advance, and then I'm
editing like nineteen things at the same time.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Which is very hard when Housewives is involved, because last
week's episode, if I don't record that week, then by
the next week there's something new to talk about it, right, yeah, okay,
so it's especially for me because I'm deep in it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So I'm like, people don't want to hear about that
Love Island.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I barely got a chance to talk about Love Island
because we were on vacation twice within you know, so
it was like and also I was kind of over
talking about Love Island. I already said I'm a gen zer.
I mean not a gen z. I'm a millennial through
and through.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Because I was over it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I got it. So you will release when you released,
sometimes Friday, mostly Friday. This Friday for sure happening. You
heard her hear the breaking news that was real life.
So let's get to Elvis and Alex is gonna come
join and the shit show that's it's us.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Is it working then?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
We're about to do this if the stuff gives us
the A.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Okay, if it's not working, why are you doing it?
I don't understand because it's just the case. It's just
the uh you said it's not working video?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Oh it has my name on it, it doesn't matter
you let no because I like my name up there.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
It will be the oldest Rudd show.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Look do you is this podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Hair you put gast hair? Is it insane?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Can't?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It looks great, but then once the video rolls out,
it looks nuts. So we're here for.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
It because you are nuts, all right?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Are we recording?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is your where?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
You can't see my eyes?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Your MIC's on?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
My mic is on? Hello? Everybody? Am I louder than
everyone else? Well, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
We can't fix it.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
But you told me you know how to work your levels.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
We just go and post and fix them.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Okay, fix me and post.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay, Sauce on the side. It's episode twenty five, and
it's going to be a fun episode because we have
someone at the tip in the studio who's been ready
to roll for quite some time.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Hello, Hi, thanks for welcoming me to Sauce on the side.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh shit, no, no, no, it's about to pop off
if he walks in here.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Is he a part of the podcast too?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Lock him out.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
I love Curtis Lee, but he's the best.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So I think we told you. Okay, he walked by.
He's just looking for He's like a little raccoon. Well,
if you don't look at him and you just back
away slowly, you're okay. Sometimes you need to throw your
hands up in the air and scream Wow.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Act big.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
So we talked about what we're doing. So Diamond and
I have started to do a little spinoff pod with
Curtis because he has a lot of rants and insane
things to say.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
I love him.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I don't think I don't think he's insane at all.
I think we're insane by thinking he's insane. He's great,
He's right on target.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I think it's a combination.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Well, you look at me like that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He's crazy?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Is he Cray?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He is absolutely crazy, but in like the best way possible.
We like it so that we were thinking he was
coming in because he thought we were recording one. We've
only released one episode so far, so good.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
So please invite me in next time. Curtis Lee, what
is on your podcast? I want to be a part
of that.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I think the two of you will be Chef's Kiss.
I know it would be incredible. But you're joining us
for a very special episodecause it's one hundred and twenty five,
can you believe it?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
So?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I didn't think it was going to last two.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
No, you know what, your podcast is out of all
of our podcasts in the Elvis Dran podcast Stable Yours,
in my opinion, is the most thought provoking, is the
most intellectually stimulating. It's nice and sometimes kind of fucked up.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, most of the time for sure.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
All the three things that I love in a podcast,
and we love that in.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The podcast too. But we would like you to join
more so, whenever you're bored, come through because we would
love to have you.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Well, I feel like the podcast has started, but we
haven't really done anything. We're podcasting, but I don't feel
like we're podcasting.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well, we don't really. We start with a lot of
topics in mind. Sometimes we just play talkbacks and we
last talkbacks ridiculous. Sometimes we talk about what happened over
the weekend or what happened we talk a lot of
shit about the show.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Okay, good lot. Yeah, Well I'm here for the hang.
I'll follow your lead.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Let's go anyhit talk about the show for you today?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Well, it's my show.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
How'd you feel about the show today?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
It was okay?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
How can we have been?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Because well, I will tell you.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I don't know when you're listening to this podcast, but
we did our show today the day after the World
Cup finale, the final game, and I think this is
going to be a Super Bowl thing. Who calls in
and out of calls out of work the day after
the Super Bowl? Well, next time we have a FIFA
World Cup going on, Who's going to call out that
Monday after the final game?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Because I'm beat?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I thought about it. I almost texted you this morning,
and you know I never do it, but I almost
texted you, like, so should we all take a day off?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Or like I almost did, because I mean, we tried
to get into all sorts of bars to have a
couple of cocktails and I couldn't get into a bar
it was so crowded, So we just went home and
we'd drag ourselves. I'm silly, Alex and I had like
forty five cocktails and one hundred and two.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Bottles of wine.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Okay, I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, I believe you. Are you a puker? Do you puke?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Uh no?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
And you don't get you do shuke? You don't get hungover?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
I need to put more often. I am no, I'm
I'm I was a little hungover.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
This morning, okay, were you? Yeah, Diamond? Do you puker
get hungover?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You get hung over. You get hungover.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I get hungover for like a week's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, recovery at my age is even more difficult. Wait
till you're this old sissy done, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I do neither, and it's a real problem. I don't
puke or get hung over. No, I puke. I'm a
puker the.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Night of You don't get hungover with shame about the things.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That you Yeah, yeah, that's different. That's a different thing.
That's the only thing that keeps me kind of humble,
and I'm glad it happens. But I said, I think
I'd rather have the pain of the hangover, which we
talked about, than the shame of people telling me what
I did. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
No, no, no, no, no no, there's no such thing, because
you continue to do the same things. Do you remember
at your party.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
What she was doing?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Don't get it?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I had a party, Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
He kept looking at our bosses dead in the face,
like eye to eye, and she's like watch this and
then would like drop it like it's hot, and then
say look at these knees.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
I'm like, you do what part are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Birthday party? Spread?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Oh my god, my surprise party. Yeah, you did get
drunk that night. I got, you know, at my own party.
I was so busy at this surprise party with all
these guests that flew in from around the world whatever.
I didn't get a chance to drink at my own party.
So at the end of the party, I was the
fucking babysitter, babysitting on the drunk people at my birthday party.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's not how that's supposed to be at all. I
don't think we even really saw you at that party.
We still like hello, and then you were talking to
so many people that I just drowned my sorrows and
alcohol and whatever happened, I blame you.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
For ohd on so Diamond, do you agree Gandhi is
a great drunk Uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
But it was getting a little redundant, and I was like, Okay,
somebody has to take care of her, and I'm not
going back to Jersey.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So I kept looking at Andrew and I was like,
this is your problem. Oh wow, because he was the
one who was handing you drinks at first.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Is that the night you pushed him into a fence? Yes,
that night, that was.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
The night indeed, and there I walked home with no
shoes on, which is like vile, that is so trash.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Ever do that you're some brown trash coal.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Absolutely, it was bad. It was bad. And I woke
up face down on my couch with a piece of
pizza in my hand and probably one hundred and seventy
five miss calls from people. And then I get so
irritated because my sister's like, where were you? What were
you doing? You'd answer your phone. You have my location.
Everybody has my location. You know where I am. And
it only stresses her out more having my location because
(11:37):
she'll say, well, sure you're in your apartment, but you
didn't answer, so I just figured you died in your apartment,
Like okay.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yeah, well your location, according to their phone, is the
address where you live. Your location technically was face down
on a couch. Yes, that's a different thing. Pizza and
you're face down on your couch.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I think the most hungover I've never seen. I don't
think I've ever actually seen you hungover. I did on
our off the Grid trip see Diamond hung over, and
she was ready.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
To kill all then, and you're traveling in an r V.
Can you vomit in the r V toilet. You know
you're not supposed to sushi.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No, If she's shush eated that or vomited, I think
they're both equally disgusted.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Did you shushi on the in the r V?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I didn't because they were so mean to me about it.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
You're not supposed to sushi in those but like why not?
Speaker 7 (12:24):
You got?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Because you have to learn from these rock bands that
travel the country in their bus. They have a rule
there's no shushi in on the on the bus because you.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Have to clean out the tank. And I'm not cleaning
out the tank, and I don't think you would want
to do it, which would mean Andrew is somehow stuck
cleaning out your sushi.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah he wants to be a man, then he could
do it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Is that a man task?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Gender roles bring them back.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
Why do why do we have to clean out your ship?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Because I don't know why would I do?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Okay, so wait, hold on pause, this is the podcast? Yes,
this is what you do? Because I see the numbers
and I don't hear every podcast. Obviously the numbers are
doing great, so obviously whatever you're doing, let's keep doing this.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
We rarely have direction and when we do have direction
our listeners, who we love, they tell us that we
need to get off of the direction and just talk
to each other.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Okay, they prefer conversation.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
So the night that Diamond golung over on our trips,
she drank everything in sight. I've never seen her like this.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
She was tanked.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It was incredible, insane.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I remember falling asleep crying.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Didn't no, four of us fall asleep together. Yes, there
was like a pull out bed or something at someone's
in someone's room, and I just remember all of us
fell asleep at the same time in the same bed.
Woke up. I abandoned ship and left people kind of
sleeping where they were, and then in the morning I
had to go get Diamond and she was like, not now,
leave me alone. I don't want to go anywhere. I
don't want to do anything.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, because why are you handing me drinks? And then
you're gonna wake me up? What the hell? Let me
sleep bed?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Well, no, that's entertaining.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
That's entertaining you seeing you in that awful situation.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
And I remember the air being so fresh when we
walked outside.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It just felt good. But I felt like shit, I'm like, oh,
I can't do this.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Fresh air made you sick? Yeah, wow, you are a hungover.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
It was one of those things where she was like
every sound is terrible. What is that?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
So Alex?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
We're recording this after the show and Alex is on
his way uptown to meet me. We have some stuff
to do here in the city today. But he sent
me his uber track, so I'm tracking him on uberk.
He's in Times Square and not moving.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Oh, I mean it's the morning after the World Cup final.
I bet people are still here and still exploring and
doing that.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You've seen it all, Like what is the fascination with
New York after like three days?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
There's a lot to do.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
There is a lot to do, and you know what,
this city is a pain in the ass. I love that.
I love the city and it's good to leave the city. Yes,
it's good to come back.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
You don't think that.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And you grew up here, you should love it.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, But like I love what I know, not Times Square,
Like you know, I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Like, what what about Times Square is so great? Just
a whole bunch of people pushing you around. You can't
really see like what people say is the best part
about Times Square? It smells like shit. You know, I can't.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's the risk of what could happen. You could get robbed,
You could get stabbed.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Why would you you could?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
You never know the risk. It's really great.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
See hold on, he's not moving. He's in Times Square.
I'm texting him. Now are you moving?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Let me?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Do you guys share location?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
No? You don't?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I find that very weird. He shares his location with
everyone except for me? What shifty bullshit is he doing.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
When he gets here? We need to figure this out.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Well, he's not gonna be here for a while. He's
in Times Square.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Do you share your location with a significant other?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Never?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Never would you? But you'll share with me?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Why are we like this? I don't Brennan and I
don't share. We used to share, then we got in
a fight and we both shut it off and we've
never turned aback.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
For you, I just I'm like, what right? Why would
I want to know where you are? For me to
like overthink everything? So I don't want to like, oh
you went here?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
What was there?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Like? You know?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't want to be crazy?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
You do know? Now you have me wondering like, why
am I not able? To always know where Alex is located.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Yes, Episode
one als fight my nose.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
My nose itches. By the way, I'm not picking it.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Sure if you picked your nose in here? Would you
be disgusted?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
If he picked his nose?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Well, it's just today for some reason.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Would he have extracted a booger like a booger came out?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Would you do that in front of people?
Speaker 6 (16:32):
I would never take a booker out of my nose.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
In front of you.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Okay, when the booger comes out of your nose, how
do you get rid of it?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Do you roll it in flick?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, you gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You can't roll in flick Why there's a booger somewhere unknown?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
There are boogers literally everywhere. You might as well join
the clan.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't want to be part of that now.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
My nose itches.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh see, and I just it's mine too. Thanks. Oh
my god? He another super spreader. Yep courtesy of Elvis Durand.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yep, he's stuck on forty sixth Street. He's not moving. Okay,
back to boogers.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Are you nervous? Are you waiting for something like for
a specific time frame.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Well, no, no, I just I have to be downstairs
to let bring him in.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh, you know, you can just tell Andrew to put
him on the list and they'll let him come up.
I don't have to go get him.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
I don't. How do I do that?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Just text Andrew or Diamond is going to text Andrew
Alex on the list.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Call Andrew on speaker.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And recording seven times?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Is this the incredible content you have on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Keeping? He'll keep calling Yes, hello.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Speaker, but he's not answering two rings?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Excuse him?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Where is Andrew?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Here is hello?
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Oh he's right there, Andrew.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
I know you Hello for me? And I called the
wrong Andrew andrews right, I'm sorry, Andrew? Did I wait?
Did I wake you up? Andrew? Okay, so sorry, all right,
I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
I always call that other Andrew when I'm trying to
call you Andrew.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Hi, that's Andrew.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
But this is Andrew. Andrew Alex is on his way.
Will you put him on the list so he can
just come on up?
Speaker 7 (18:21):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
And just what I do?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
I just tell how does this work?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
So he checks in downstairs with his name, but otherwise
he could just text me and I'll make sure someone's
down there waiting for him.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Okay, which what we're in the middle of a podcast?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
No, is this really the podcast?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Is he close?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Well, I'm trying following his uber thing.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Hold on, it says three minutes until he's dropped off.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Key perfect.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
I'm gonna go at him to the list.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Cay bye, okay, by, So I tell him he's gonna
be on the list. Okay, let me.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Call Alex Carr on speaker.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Did you just start working here?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
I don't know with you I used to have. He
used to be my assistant. He used to do these
things for me. I wouldn't have to ask, he has to.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Say, Hey, we're on the podcast. But you can curse
it's okay, okay, okay. So what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
So when he gets here, he's just gonna give them
his name.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
When you get to the front desk, give them your name.
Your name will be down there and they will let
you up to the sixth floor.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yes, and and he can also text Andrew. And Andrew
can have something and.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Text Andrew and they'll he'll score you, escort you in.
But maybe I don't want to come up. No, please
come up. Everyone wants to see you. All right, Okay, bye,
this is a podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yes, we're going to get an answer from Alex about
this location thing. We don't.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Are you excited about my new podcast?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yes, tell us about it.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Nope, okay, continue back to your podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
No, this is the podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Drops a bomb like that and they say, nope, you
know he's he's the guy.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I know something you don't know and just skips out
of a room.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
But wait, what was next on your your list of
things to do?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
There's no list.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Look around and no list. We're done, Alex.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Now that was too much like our show we have
because people say, do you prep your show?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
No, No, don't prep.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No, we just have.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
We we open up the mics, we shoot the ship,
and usually something comes of it, specifically like today. I
would love to know why you guys don't share location.
I'll tell you this. My sister and her husband they
didn't share locations for the longest time because they said
it just feels invasive. And I said, wait, why are
you up at my shit with my location? She said,
you're not close enough to me. If you were close,
(20:28):
I would leave you alone. I wouldn't worry about your location,
but since you're far away, I need to know. But
he lives in the house, so I just feel like
he needs some sort of privacy, So we let each
other have that. Now they share their location.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
So that's a weird philosophy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
God, I wish he was here now so we could
ask him why we're not sharing each other's location.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Well, he'll be here in like a minute.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
We can ask him if you want to let me
track him, because that's that's what we're doing. It says,
drop off it right now. Well what do we do now?
Call Andrew on speaker.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's the last Andrew you called.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I think this is which Andrew is this? Did I
call the wrong Andrew again? That's Andrew clearly, and I'm
gonna let you get out. I'm sorry about that. I'm
gonna I'm gonna change your name to something else in
my folk. You got okay, have a beautiful day. He
(21:28):
sounds like he's asleep. And you call Andrew because I'm
afraid to.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Call Andrew Andrew.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
But who is that Andrew? He works at m V
my favorite restaurant in Bernardsville, New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
You just called a waiter. This is like the middle
of the night, bartender, bartender, this is definitely the middle
of the night for him, And he answered twice, I
don't know, you don't want me.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
You just see how he sounds asleep. Are we calling Andrew?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, Alex is here, Bring him into the studio.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Okay, he sounds asleep too, sounds scared of something.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Do I share this microphone with Alex.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
We'll put him on Danielle's microphone.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
And the camera can find him.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, all right, okay, so you you're not pausing it.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
You just keep rolling in here.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
And she doesn't edit it. She wants this raw.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
See. I like that.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
We're raw dogging it.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I used to try and edit, and then I realized
it took me two and a half hours to do nothing,
and I took out maybe like a minute of things,
and the majority of what I took out was me
laughing about something. So I just said, fuck it, who cares?
We're going to do this this way. But how many
people do you share your location with?
Speaker 6 (22:41):
No one, zero, no one. No one wants to know
where I am. No one's asked me.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
For my location.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I would like your location. Please drop it.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
On Daniel's thing. We're doing the podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
What's for sure?
Speaker 8 (22:58):
You have to speak speak into the micro from hello Hello.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Just because it's gold like mine doesn't mean it's mine.
So don't lick it like you do mine.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Were you going to?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Oh it smells it smells like Danielle. We're talking about you.
So this is Gandhi and and Diamonds podcast. So I'm
just a guess.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I'm so excited to have you on. Never thought it
would happened. This is a big episode too, because it's
one twenty five, so I don't know.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Wow, yeah, okay, that's a special number.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, you look good, Alex.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Thank you. I know he's going back in time as
I age look like shit and he's looking better than ever.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Okay, take it back, Alex, you look like shit.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
I know.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
But he botoxes. He has been to everything.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
He moisturized myself every day. I put on face cream and.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
You know, and my hair's fallen out and I look
like crap.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
No, it fools off and lands on your back.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Thanks, shut up.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Anyway's gonna get dark.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Let's talk to Alex about what we're talking about Okay, okay,
what are we talking?
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Real quick?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Right before we get there? Have you guys used the
laser beams that Elvis bought in Vegas?
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Laser beams, laser.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Beams, those anti wrinkle laser beams.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
No, twenty five thousand dollars, I just thole in the box.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Wait speaking about a laser beam on eBay I brought.
I bought this laser beam that you push a button
and it shoots a laser and I could start fires like.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Twenty twenty feet away.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
What God? I like if I go buy somebody's house
that I don't like, you can catch it.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
What do you have it?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
I have it at the zoo.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah? Are you burning animals or no?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
No, no Canada lately?
Speaker 7 (24:38):
No?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Did you start those fires?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Fires?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That can't explain?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
But it wasn't from my laser Okay?
Speaker 6 (24:43):
You can buy them on Amazon?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, no on eBay Okay, So it's from China and
I saw it, so I got the cheaper one.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
But there's bigger ones that you could like cut metal
with it.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Yes, that's my alley.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I follow them on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
No, but it's so cool, Like if you don't like somebody,
just shoot it in the back of the.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
Leg burn What the fun was that you done it?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yet?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Well, I burned myself because I had it backwards and
when I pushed the button back and went right through
my hand, I dropped it. And everybody at work was laughing.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
You're such a dumb ass. Okay, okay, I'll tell you more.
We're gonna get to this topic in a minute.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Laser beams.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
No, wait, hold on, hold on. When he was a kid,
he used to when I first met him, he would
buy a briefcase. Is full of dangerous pranks, prank things
the way so like you shake someone's hand in it,
it like burns their hand and my god, yeah, well
that's you know, childish. No, no, my stuff. You can't
buy it. It's illegal stuff. It was called the revenge kid.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It was just and it was this briefcase and it
had little bottles in it, and some like you would
put on the car and would take off somebody's paint
of the car or yeah, it was all these.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
I would get a revenge kit. I don't know because
did you use it? I know I didn't use it.
I just like looking at.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It asking for a friend. Does said kit still exist?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
No? I don't know what happened to it.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Where can you get another one?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I'm sure if yeah, Diamond, I'm doing revenge kit. Oh yeah, Okay,
can we get to the topic now. Okay, this is
the weirdest podcast, Alex. They have no plan at all.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Zero plan. We were just shooting the ship and then
topics come up and we're like, yes, let's get to
the bottom of it. Okay. So he said, you sent
him your uber ride.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Yeah, I knew where you were. I was watching you
in Times Square.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
So we were like, wait, you don't just have each
other's location, and he said, no, you guys don't share location. No,
we don't, but that you share your location with everybody else.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Yeah, my friends will have my location, his friends have
his location.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
But you're cotten. Doesn't happen.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
I'm sure Elvis has my location somewhere. I don't.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Yeah, but I was sleeping one night.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
He probably inserted in my back or something.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
That's like, no, anything in your back.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
I don't didn't insert anything in your butt. I know
it comes out of your butt.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
I'm not getting.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
But I said weirdly enough, saying with my boyfriend and I,
we don't share locations, but everybody else has.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
Why is that? That's that seems weird.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I don't know what is your reason?
Speaker 7 (27:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Okay, ask Alex what my code is to turn my
phone on? He knows my code? Do you know his code?
I don't know his code? Oh so I really think
that this is a one sided privacy thing in our relationship.
Oh all you you brought me into Forget this. I'm
going to do no. Seriously, you you don't I don't
(27:39):
know your phone code and I don't know I don't
know your location.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Okay, we should bring Oz in here. He'll give everybody
every because.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
If I ask for your phone code, then that seems suspicious,
Like why do you want my phone code? If you
ask me for my phone code, but you know my
phone code, but you I give it to you every
time you use my phone.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
Yeah, I asked you because I don't remember it.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
So okay, location, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
No, it's Brittan and I don't share locations. Neither one
of us have the password to the other one's phone,
and I think if you asked me for my password,
I'd be like, why what are you gonna do in there?
And nothing would embarrass me more. I don't care. You
could look at my text messages, he could look through pictures.
I don't care about any of that. If anyone ever
saw my conversations with chat GPT, I would have to
remove myself from the planet.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
What are you talking to what you named your chat gptva?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Nova?
Speaker 6 (28:23):
What are you talking to Nova about?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I think anymore? Because we've gotten in arguments and I
don't trust her.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
You're so fucked up.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
There was a time where I was just talking to
her about everything, like every weird thought I had and
what if this happened? And then I got into a
fight with her about Charlie Kirk and like, I just
you can't people can't get on my chat GPT got
anything else? Well I'm on, Well yeah please okay.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Which we had an intervention, right, and it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It did work, that's wy. I'm not doing it anymore. No,
you went back.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
She paused for like a day, went back, and then
she got into the argument with it, and that was
what made her stop.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
That's right, not the intervention, that's right.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You have to fight with the boy.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
I don't really know what to say about any of this.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, so I just everyone has different reasons. My sister
and her husband didn't share their locations for the longest
time and they live together. They do now for she
gets scared of everything, so she wants to know Worrious,
But she said it was a privacy thing. She's like,
I see him every day. I don't need to know
where he is at all the time. But it is weird.
I guess if I share my location with Diamond, Andrew, Josh,
everyone on the planet, but I don't share it with Brandon.
I don't know what I'm hiding.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Okay, let me ask you this.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
What is it you're doing every day when you get
off work? And I'll speak to you until next.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
First of all, well you know where I am from
seven o'clock to five o'clock. You think I know I'm
at the zoo that you think, I think, But Elvis,
he's done.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
At ten o'clock. And then where does he go shopping
with this and that?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
And then you go, I'm on my way home, but
he doesn't get home for like four more hours, so.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
That's not true. Where are you doing this? He's making this.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Shore, So let's share our locations.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Oh well, no, I'll share.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
I have nothing to hide from you. But you share
your location with everyone except for.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Everybody, well you know with my key and Andre and
my brothers.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
And brothers keep secrets. Get out, okay, tell me, I'm
just guessing.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Where in and obviously we're not talking about like being
with another person. Where would you not want him to
see you going shopping?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I have no place I hide from you.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
I don't shopping.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
I don't give it.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
He knows if I'm shopping it. He hates when I shop.
Because we're out of money.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Oh, yeah, we're broke.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
You want to talk about that.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Yeah, we're bro We're out of money.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
My god, we're at the end. We're at the end
of the internet.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
He said to me this morning. I have run out
of money. Wait, don't you have people supposed to stop
you from doing that.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
They're the ones who told me I'm out of money.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
That's why I might keep in the money that we found.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
I'm still paying.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Today, cocktailative.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
It's kind of interesting and ironic that I'm paying a
lot of money to the people who are telling me
I have no money.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
Yeah, well, there's a good place to start.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
If you let them go, you'll have more money then, right.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Well, know, that they keep me out of jail.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Out of jail, let's talk about that. What's what would
send you to jail in taxes, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
I'm paid up thanks to them.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Well, now we've got to sell a car.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
I'll sell Alex car.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, this is a good time. I want to have
you guys on more often.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Is it done?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
We have to wrap up yet.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
We have to go to the Oh my god, I'm
so itchy on my ankle. This is why we're going
to the dermatologist. Worm is back, bedbugs and ringworments. Oh,
I got it off. What a nice treat having Alex
in and having me on your your podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I love it. I want you to to come back
because this is a good time and I need to
know more about the weapons stash that Alex has you around.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
I do have a suggestion for your podcast. I want
to hear more Diamond.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I do too.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
We talk too much. I think it's too much of
a crowd in here today.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Now I get very shy in front of company. Wait,
so we.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Don't have to wrap up just yet, Diamond, If you
have there, you guys want to ask Diamond a question
I would.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Love to hear ask play asked Diamond a question.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Oh god, yeah, remember my dad listens to this.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Usually we give Henry the heads up, which we'll do
right now. Henry stop listening, cool and go for it.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Have you ever been sexually active with another female?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
No, you know, I've.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Like, for a second thought that I would like try
to explore quote unquote, but then a girl tried to
flirt with me in uh in the club one night,
and I was like, oh, sister, no.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
This has to be the right one.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, but like no, and you to be all juiced
up ready to go. It's very like, oh, this is
not my life, like.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
You know, I just okay, yeah, well that's just what
I would say if if I was if a girl
came on to me, this is not my life.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
You say mean things.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Disgusted me with that thing. Do you have a question
for Diamond?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Do you have a work crush like somebody that so
you never't fantasized about anybody.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Which is very weird.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I'm like, the entire time that I've worked here, never,
not once, I'm actually disgusted by everyone here. You know.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Wow, yeah, you lose your heart on around this place.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Oh you hear Nate talking about the fact that he's
gonna die soon. Scottie is just like crying about everything.
Scary is scary, you know, Place.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Is disgusted by anybody part you have to offer. He's
not into it. Can we go back to the question
you asked for one second though, Elvis. After we did
one of our off the grid trips, we ended it
by getting massages, and Diamond had never gotten a massage
in her life. Yeah, she got a massage and she
came out and she was like, there's a chance I
might be into women now I'm not sure, and I
think we fell in love.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Did you feel the move she that woman?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I can't remember her name.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I gotta go back and listen to like old episodes
to figure out her name. But she made me feel
like I was the only person alive. Literally, like I'm
like what they're supposed to do, I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yes, Literally, the way she touched me, it was so intimate,
it was so loving.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I felt loved, you know, I felt loved The other
day again, the same exact way, but this time from
a baby.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
It was very You got a massage from a baby, no, no, no, no, baby.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Like a baby will make you feel like you're the
only person that matters on the plan.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
They can only focus on one person at a time.
You and I was like, wow, you are you getting
the ed to have a baby?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
She wants to have kids to yell at them.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, to ruin their favorite T shirt. You grab them
right here like nephews to know, don't funk around with
Auntie Diamond. She's going to ruin your favorite shirt, grab
them right hair, and say get your little ass.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
So that a child just to target your anger just
like that sounds like a great mother child relationship.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Wouldn't be the first she's in.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
She said she can't wait to yell at other people's kids.
She's like, I see the bad ass little kids out there,
and I want to get over here, Glass over here.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I want to give still fair parents. Don't is still
fair anymore?
Speaker 6 (35:05):
I'll do it from She will up another topic.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Sure, okay, if we have to walk from here to
Park Avenue and seventieth Street.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, you're gonna walk.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
It's a beautiful day out. Will we make it there
in forty five minutes? Yeah, for sure, let's go.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
All right, I'm ready, all right, Well, thanks for having
us in. Now, what are you talking about it?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Do you have any questions for these two?
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (35:26):
Wait, I got a quick question. Do I have to
get naked in front of this doctor?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
On, yeah, she'll just kind of peek in there.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Don't they look for like like dick and butthole moles.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Too, dick and buttole moles.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
I don't have anything down yet.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
So well, the last time you checked your butthole for
a skin can?
Speaker 7 (35:47):
Well, no, why would my butthole get skin cancer?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
You don't sun it?
Speaker 7 (35:51):
No, I don't do that. You know some people do that.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Yeah, they put their legs in the air.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
It's healthy, But I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
No way.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
I don't remember her looking at my but hoole.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Oh, maybe you guys need to request it. I told
you I've seen a lot of videos that start this way.
Two guys. One doctor. Great.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
She she is a great doctor.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
We love her.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
And she listens to her show all the time.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
We'll see she probably doesn't listen to this podcast, so
you're safe.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
You can say what I'm gonna tell her to listen
to this Okay, all right, well we gotta go hate
to podcast and run.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Wait, drop your instagrams if people want to find you,
where can they find you?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
A car zoo A C A R R z o
O at.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
The zoo where you have your fire burner.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
And I'm at Elvis Durant at Elvis.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Durana, Diamond at Diamondson here amazing. Thank you guys, thank
you for joining. All right, So they had to run out,
so I didn't get to do the wrap up the
way I wanted to do the up, which is diamond
(37:01):
Since here on Instagram. I am at Baby Hot Sauce
on Instagram. Please like, follow, subscribe, leave us a review,
leave us a talkback. We like your talkbacks. They are fun.
We are not beefing with the Brooklyn Boys over talkbacks.
Everybody does them, the show does them. That's a huge
part of the iHeartRadio app. They love these talkbacks. So actually,
(37:22):
you're kind of doing me a favor if you leave
us a message we want to hear. Also, Curtis, I
don't want to talk about him every episode. I'm not
going to. But what we are doing, which you might
have gotten a little snippet of on Friday and episode dropped.
We have a new podcast solely with Curtis called Address
the Mess, where Curtis addresses the mess that he believes
(37:44):
it exists. We didn't even tell him. He doesn't you know,
he doesn't even know the name of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, he thinks it's still this.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
He thinks he's just on sauce on the side like
once ever a couple weeks is what he thinks.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
It's okay.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I said, Curtis, do you know the name of our podcast?
He said something about sauce. I was like, all right,
that's fine. Whatever you want to do, man, as long
as you show up. And he's going to show up.
This man is a viral video sensation.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
He is.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
It's insane.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
People want to hear him.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
They want to hear him, they want to see his ass.
It's you know what I saw the other day. I
saw him without a hat on.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Oh I've never seen him without a hat on.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I looked away really quickly because it's like, I don't
think he wants me to see that. But then also,
I don't think he gave a ship because he didn't
have the hat on. I don't want to see that.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I don't want to see that.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Totally different if he finds out that you think seeing
him without a hat is like seeing Jesus.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
He is going to be so happy.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Oh my god, God. So we have this postcast, this podcast,
this sauce cast, whatever you want to call it, that
is going to drop every Wednesday and every other Friday,
depending on how we do this. I'm gonna be about
as consistent as you probably.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Are your house.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
My podcast. We're looking at every other Friday with Curtis.
Maybe more, maybe less, who knows. But he was such
a sense and people liked him so much that we
are going to bring him back. I am interested to
see how many new topics we get from this guy.
You know what he said in the last one, what
he was really upset because he's pissed off right about
Taylor and Travis's wedding. Yeah, he said he forgot to
(39:15):
mention that he fully believes the cyclist variasis explosive diarrhea
outbreak was specifically from their lunch buffet at their wedding
or dinner buffet at their wedding.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
You know what, I'm not gonna argue with them. He
might be onto something.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
That's when he thinks. And he said, and I told DMZ,
I said, why are you talking, tomc Why are you doing.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Also I'd love to see the footage of apparently I'm
outside of the building or something.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
It's there, Yes, step it up, so Curtis will be
back over and over again. And in my dream world,
I'm gonna get my man Elvis and my man Curtis
on the same podcast to just have like a duel
of light and dark, like what's gonna happen. I feel
like they'll just reflect each other.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I'm terrified.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
And to Elvis's point, we would like more of you
in general, Diamond, Oh thanks, Will you be more involved?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yay?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Would you say no if the MIC's wrong? You would?
I feel like to me, you know you'd say to
other people, but to me, no respect given?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (40:15):
God?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Like follow Subscribe Sauce on the site on Instagram at
Diamond since here on Instagram at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram.
Please leave us a review, leave us a talkback. We
love you, thank you for sticking with us, and uh
we'll see you next time. Say bye, Diamond Bye.
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