Why Would You Have That Conversation?

In this episode, Gandhi and Diamond go down some dark trails while discussing life jackets and our national parks. They also talk about something Diamond is up to again, the dead internet, and so much more. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Sauce on the side.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I am bleeding. Hello, Diamonds, how didn't start off with
I'm bleeding?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh my god, it's getting worse. You're kidding. You're definitely
gonna have a black and blue mark.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I think I am. I am a little clumsy. We're
in the main studio and there's this fridge kind of
behind my chair and I see it all the time.
It didn't jump out of nowhere. I just walked into
the corner of it and it just sliced my thigh
and I said, oh, that'll bleed later, and Diamond said,
will it really? And it definitely is.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
That is terrifying.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, shit happens.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, I'm scared. Oh that a wider.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I wonder if it has my DNA on it now, Oh,
probably does. The thing's not even sharp. That's what sucks.
So I probably will have a bruise because I hit
it hard.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I thought you were falling into the wall. No, I
just hit the corner and it's the edge too. It's definitely.
Oh gross.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I have to find some disinfectant. I do it all
the time. My ankle currently has a cut on it
because yesterday at the airport, I hit my ankle with
my own suitcase. Ooh, and I have bony ankles. You know,
it just happens. Whatever, I digress.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
How are you sounds like it hurts. I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
How is your weekend? I heard you got stuck on
a boat?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Stuck on a boat in the middle of the water
during a thunderstorm.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now argue being dramatic about what happened, or is that
exactly what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yes? And no, like we were we stuck. No, but
I think that the captain of the boat, if that's
what you call it, the person driving. Yeah, the boat
wasn't big enough for me to say captain, Like, I
thought we were gonna go be on like a bigger boat,
and to me it felt like a steamboat, but it wasn't.
But it's okay. Anyway, We're sitting in the middle of

(01:45):
the water. I don't even to know if that's the ocean,
you know, I guess it is. Where were you on
Long Island? So yeah, I guess whatever. We're sitting in
the middle of the water having a good time, and
we look off in the distance and they to you,
I know what a rain cloud looks like, suck, that's
a rain cloud. And then I got like other people

(02:06):
to look at it with me because I'm like, Okay,
if it rains, like whatever, it's not a big deal.
But we saw lightning and I was like, yeah, we
have to go. Like what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I mean you should not be on the water when
lightning comes through.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
So the captain is like, our intent was to stay
just like floating for a little while, and then we
were gonna pull up to this like bar that has
like a dock whatever, get off, get drinks, whatever. So
we're like, should we just go straight there? Like go
there now? And the Captain's like yeah, but I'm gonna
have to move really fast to get there, and we're like,

(02:42):
let's do it. I didn't know that that meant that
we had to go through the storm. Oh we went
through the storm as if remember when we went through
the storm in the helicopter or the plane.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, that was also not not smart.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I always find myself in stupid positions. So I have
never in my life been so scared, but like so
calm because like I just was thinking to myself, like
if you die, then you die. I was raised you
don't go outside when it's thundering, which is smart.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Right.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You shouldn't put yourself in positions like that to be
outside in the middle of a storm. So how I
ended up on a boat in the water was storm?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Like, did you have any idea it was supposed to
be there?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
There was like a twenty percent chance of a storm.
But from what Okay, So from what we know now,
the storm was moving Is it horizontally, yes, across across? Yes,
it was gonna.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Wow horizontally like a whoror laying down.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Laying down, okay, So yeah, it was gonna go in
front of it was gonna pass us, okay, But it
didn't look like it was gonna pass us. We thought
it was coming directly toward us. Okay, So could we
have just stayed where we were? Probably in hindsight we
know that now, but like terrifying. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I'm always torn about staying where you are in certain
situations because it's like that is it's a risk that
you take sometimes. And then with certain snake bites, and
I know this is not related to the thunderstorm, but
some snake bites, you're supposed to get your ass in
motion and go, like get out of the place where
you are. Other snake bites are like, no, you do
not want to move. You want to if you have

(04:26):
to move, move as slowly as possible so that your
blood's not pumping and that poisons not coursing through your veins.
I don't know which is which. So I'd like to
never get bitten by a snake. Hit by a snake,
I guess, is what they say. Let me ask you
this when they started speeding through the storm, or even
when you were on the boat in general. Now, I
know when we were off the grid, you learned how

(04:46):
to swim. Do you still think you could remember how
to swim?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I could tread, You could.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Tread, okay?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Or float? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You could float. Yeah, it's the ocean, so you probably
could float a lot easier. Did you have a life jacket?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
No? I thought that we were just gonna sail out
and just chill. I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
And you know, even if we're just chilling, if you
are on water and you don't know how to swim,
are you crazy?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I know? And someone said the life vests are here,
and it was like, very early on, it's.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Like playing when they tell you how to survive the water.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, I wasn't thinking about it until we started hitting
those damn waves. When the man was going fast, it.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Was like what wow, And you're like flying up a
little bit and you still didn't put on on.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Girl, I couldn't move, like I'm paralyzed with fear at
that point. Literally. And then when the rain started pouring
down on us, we all ran and I was like
next to the captain like save me, spur.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
And he's like, please step away. I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
It was like, we actually need to. He started talking
about how we need to distribute weight on the day.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm yes, hell no, what do you mean, Hell no,
you're supposed to First of all, you listened to the captain.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, well, I think we have a case for negligence.
The fact that captain was like, yeah, first, we're going
to go out in the middle of the ocean, even
though I had to tell him that a storm was coming,
I can see it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
So I'm stressed out for you, but I'm more so
next time, were your freaking life jacket? I think life
jackets have saved people so many times. And listen, So
Brandon is a navy diver that it's a very tough
program to get into. He's good he's a good swimmer,
he's a good diver, all the things. When we went
to Italy over vacation, we were exploring sea caves and

(06:30):
there was this one cave where they sort of had
to dock the little boat that we were on far
away from the cave. Then we had to swim to it.
I took a look at that water and was like,
that looks choppy. You know, I know how to swim.
The captain of our little boat was like, do you
want a life jacket or a noodle? And I was like, yes,
I will take a noodle, no problem, Brandon, of course,
na I got this in the water like a fish

(06:51):
makes it to the cave. Now we're playing around in
a cave. It's hot, we've been running around. We have
to come back, and we're coming back in the chop.
I could hell because I told him go without me,
because when you have a life jacket or a noodle,
you're slower, for sure.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I said, go you get back to the ship. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
There's tons of people around to.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Have my noodle.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
About halfway there, I look at him and I can
see him struggling, and I was like, oh no, he's
gonna need my noodle. I'm gonna be a hero and
save him.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
He made it back to the ship, but when he
got back on that little nutship boat, when you got
back on, he looked like he was ready to pass out. No,
And I thought, the pride of just not taking a noodley,
what is wrong with you? Do not let your pride
allow you to not wear a life jacket or not
take a noodle, because you will end up dead. Diamond, Well,
now I know, especially when you can't swipe.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's this crazy. It was insaneane. I've done a lot
of things that just are not smart, Like why would
you go white water rafting?

Speaker 5 (07:48):
That came up on the boat while we were all together.
TI mean, the rabbits were like a two that was
even whitewater. They were like, did you go white water rafting?
Why are you sitting there so scared? And I was like,
because it wasn't lightning. Well that's true, it was not.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
And I had a life jacket.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
You had a life jacket, you had people with you,
you had a helmet as well. That's you know, that's
one of the things when people fly out of boats.
That's like the biggest issue is when you hit water,
you think you're just hitting water, but when you're going
at a certain speed, it's like hitting some months.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
So a lot of people get knocked out when they
hit the water at fast speeds on on boats, and
that's what actually makes you drown. It's not that you
couldn't swim, it's that you're knocked out and you don't
have any course of yourself. So wear your freaking life jacket,
is my PSA.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, please guys be smarter.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, I was gonna bring the room down for I
won't bring the room down for a moment. Please.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
You kind of did.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's how my boyfriend died.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
No, exactly, Gandhi, Gandhi, Yeah, Gandhy.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm telling you. That's why I'm so adamant about it
is because had he was an incredible swimmer as well,
had he been wearing a life jacket, they say, he
would have probably been okay. But they were on a
speedboat doing exactly what you were doing. They hit the waves,
the boat capsized, everybody went into the water, but he
came right back up except for him. Three days, we
looked for his body for three days and they couldn't

(09:04):
find him. And it was because when he hit that water,
he got knocked out. So put your freaking life jacket on.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wow. Fine, you can argue with me if you want.
I can't. I'm just thinking, hmmm.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Brought the room down, didn't I. Let's bring it back
up and talk about the national parks.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
It's just going down, down, down, down, can I tell you?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay. So over the weekend and we talked about this
on the air, they started to bulldoze Big Bend National
Park in Texas. When I saw the bulldozer taking down
the trees, it actually just made me cry, like actual
tears just started streaming because all of these things that
everybody was like, it's not going to happen, these aren't

(09:49):
going to happen, and I was like, yes the fuck
they are. These things are going to happen because this
administration is batshit crazy and at this point it seems
like a lot of their policies are just rooted and evil.
There's no knee for it, there's no reason for it.
We've gone our entire lives having not done it, so
there's no reason to do it now. I cannot believe
that they're going to destroy national parks. You take down

(10:10):
these trees. It's not like you just plan a new
one and they're up by next year. I mean they're done.
You're destroying a habitat, specifically trees and a desert that
are incredibly important. I just I'm like devastated by it.
And I know people are probably like, oh, it's so
fucking stupid.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
No it's not.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's if you've never been to a national park, it's
your asses to them before this happens to all of them, donate.
I actually post it on my Instagram story. I'll probably
post it every day. How you can go. There's one
organization specifically NPCA, the National Parks Conserve Conservation Association. You'd
think i'd know it. They actually not only take your

(10:50):
money to help preserve the land, but they do a
lot of legal stuff and there's legislation. They try to
change laws and make things happen. Hopefully it will, but
in the meantime, just bulldozing this land is like so
insane to me, and I want a better world for
all of us. I think it impacts all of us
and I cannot understand how people don't care about it.

(11:12):
So that's me on my soapbox, bringing down the room again.
Please if you can do anything, write letters, show up.
I told Diamond, I'm taking days off work and I'm going, oh,
I want to put my body in front of these things,
like you think they would actually run me over?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Uh yeah, I'm sorry, they're literally they've done much worse.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I am brown too.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Then they don't care about that buck okay.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Oh, just like puncture all the gas tanks of these things.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I'm not saying to do it.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I'm asking a question. What if people out there were
puncturing all the gas tanks of these things so they
couldn't move, that'd be a shame, right.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well, then in their press conference they'd blame you for
the price of gas or something.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Like well, I'm not allowed to ask questions anymoreasuring it.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
So we're going up on gas again and we're not
going to into our reserve because Gandhi stabbed a gas tank.
Like it's the one.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Five foot girl stabbing a gas tank that's causing gas
prices to go up. Not shutting down the straight of
horror moves. That was open and fine for a long
time and then we shut it down and now.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Sick this this country is gone. Shit?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Why'd you whisper it?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Stay louder for the because on the back, you know,
I hate to be I don't know, kicked off the internet.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I wouldn't give a ship. Oh please, we need to
We need our own internet is what needs to happen.
And now you know, there's all this talk like, oh,
they're gonna go through your phones and they're gonna gooding it.
I know, please for good go oh, I just wear

(12:50):
this this uh little essay, and I don't know how
true it is, but it seems like it's legit that
the hidden folder in your phone is actually just a
trap because do you pay? Do you have anything in
your hidden folder?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I'm sure I haven't used it in a while.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Though I have things in my hidden folder, I don't
think anyone would actually give a shit about those things.
It's just like, like, you know me, I just told
you I cut my leg and I'm like bleeding. There's
a lot of like.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Wound No, not that, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
There's a lot of like cuts and just like bloody, yeah,
horrible things. Oh when I had my issue, when I
was in the hospital with my kidney stuff, the bruises,
the blood, like there's so much I just don't want
to see that stuff all the time, so I put
it in this little hidden folder.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Well, apparently law enforcement specifically goes for your hidden folder first.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh, well, that I understood, of course, but only idiots
would be put in stuff that's like illegal in the
hitting floor could have.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Been like having it on your phone in general, true,
what are you doing? But people are idiots?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Diamond, Well, he learned that twenty sixteen and twenty twenty four.
I learned that one November specifically, of both months unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
So apparently if you're trying to do bad things, the
hidden not your way to go. I don't know why
anybody would ever do that, but like, I also think
most people probably just keep a bunch of like nudes
and sex stuff in there. I mean, which like the
government the law enforcement is coming for for Like.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I don't when I think of like what would be
in my hidden folder, I feel like it would be
things that I thought were sialacious in twenty and ten
or something, and like now it's just like whatever. When
did I first get my iPhone twenty eleven, I think, okay,
was there a hidden folder? Then? Yeah? No, there was
an app that was the app the calculator thing yeah, yeah,

(14:33):
but it's just like stuff that's not like okay, like
you have a picture in your underwear.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh wow, well wait, let's back that up. In twenty eleven,
how old were you taking pictures in your underwear?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I was like seventeen maybe, yeah, but like alsoerless like
now you take pictures in your underwear to see like
gym progress, Like it's not that big of a deal,
Like you know, I thought it was like, ooh please,
the world.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Is falling apart, and I sort of love it. Yeah.
There was a time I am that I was so
concerned that any even like like bathing suit picture or anything,
would like preclude me from running for office, And now
I'm pretty sure would help me win in some capacity.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
You could do any You could kill someone and still
run for Office's what Trump said, yeah on Fifth Avenue. Hey,
but we.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Would still love me.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yes they would, Yeah, they would because they're insane. But
thank you for showing us how crazy people are.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
My favorite is there are only two types of Trump supporters,
billionaires and idiots. Check your bank account and then decide
which one.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
You know, well, you're onto something. But also the billionaires
could be idiots too, for sure. I don't want to
separate them, put them all together, fuck the losers altogether.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I feel like, to get to a billion dollars, you
can't be a complete idiot. You have to know something
that I don't. You have to be good at like
investing or at least marketing something. You have to be
good at something to get there. Even if it's just
stepping on the backs of other people and you know,
shoving their faces into the dirt, I'm still not good
at that.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I don't know. I think inside trading is such a
thing that if you have the capital, then like whatever, like, like,
you know.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Did you see that he is trying to sell early
access to his market tweets?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah? And how is that? How is that? How is
that legal?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Also?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I said this the other day. I was literally screaming
it in the hallway. So anybody who doesn't like me
or loves his politics is probably still you are. Yeah, yeah,
pretty much. I was like, how can you hire your
personal attorney to become the attorney for the United States

(16:34):
of America? How does that work? How do we allow that? Also?
How do we allow Mitch McConnell's team to get away
with fraud for the past six weeks. How does that work.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
If somebody doesn't pull up on him? Like where where's TMZ?
At the very least? Like TMZ, You guys are always
up in people. Shit, you got a girl station outside
our offices right now. There's nothing good going on in here,
not even close to that. Pull up at his hospital?
Where's much piccanda?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
I mean, remember they they opened up their own DC
office to like crack down on these politicians, so I
would not be surprised if they're trying. They need to
hurry up, though, Harvey, get on it.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Please, Somebody do something. And I guess, like us not
doing anything and just screaming for someone else to do something,
Maybe that's it. Maybe we need to take a couple
of days off work and roll up at his hospital.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Well hold on, now, I don't want to die. Hold on.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I was having a conversation with my sister about this, Okay,
So over the weekend I showed up to surprise her.
We talked about that, and I was really happy. She
was really happy.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
The day after I got there, the morning after take
a shower, I get out at a miscall from her
and I was like, what is this? I answer and
it sounded like she was crying. I'm like, what is
going on? She said, Corey, this is my brother in law.
Corey just had a bike accident and he's hurt. You
have to go get him. And I was like done
because she was still We had both taken a shower
at the same time, so she was still like drying off,

(17:53):
drying her hair whatever. I was like, no problem, I'm
on it, I'm going. She ends up coming with me.
Poor Corey had cracked three ribs, no fractured elbow, no
old rash all down the side. It was awful. I
felt so bad form ya. He's I mean, and you know,
he's a dude, so he's like good fine, Like you're
not fine, okay, you know how bad craft Cracked drubs

(18:15):
are terrible, regardless. So she and I start having like deep,
dark conversations about life, and she was so panicked and
so worried about him. I really haven't ever heard her
like that. I saw it once when I passed out
and I came to I saw her face and I
was like, I never want to see that again ever
in my life. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. But
I heard it in her voice and then I saw

(18:36):
how she was reacting to him, potentially being like very
injured because she didn't know how bad it was. And
I was like, listen, we gotta have a conversation. Bad
things are gonna happen. They're gonna and I just need
you to not freak out if and when something bad
happens to me. And she was like, shut up, shut up,
I don't want to have this conversation. And I was like,
you need to do mushrooms with me. It's gonna rewire
your brain and change the way you think about everything.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Listen, she said, in which way, so because you will
realize where we are right now on Earth. It's just
phase one.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
It is.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
It's just phase one. So I get you don't want
to die because you don't know what phase two is.
But what if you knew of for a fact phase
two was something super dope.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
I hope that she took a bottle and hit you
upside the head and sent you to phase two because what.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
She told me, I need to stop doing drugs. And
I was like, no, you need to start doing drugs
and you'll be a little bit easier about the things
that are happening here from the person that just said,
I'm taking days off work to go protect the national
parks and poke holes and gas tanks. Yeah, imagine how
much worse I would be without them? Just imagine.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
No, I think you would be a little bit. No,
I was gonna say a little bit more chill. No no, no, no,
no no, no.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I have no chill. I am not nonchalant. I'm super salant.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
But what would make you have that type of conversation
with your sister?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Because I saw how sad she was that she thought
something bad was gonna happen to Corey, and I get it,
and I just never want her to feel that for
any like for me, And I know it's going to
like if something happens to me, God forbid. I can't
even imagine like what she would be like. And I
don't stress me out, that's crazy. I'd be so sad.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
So in one of her most stressful moments, you decide, Okay,
you've calmed down a little bit, let me spike your
cortisol over.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
It was organic. It was her gat conversation.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I would have literally choked you stop it.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I think she thought about it. She might have thought
about it because I was like deep breath, and you
know what I realized, which I know you guys already
know in emergency situations, I don't get super hyped up
and like anxious. I stay exactly the same. So maybe
I am chill. Oh my god, look at me at
chill guy.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
We'll learned that on the helicopter ride.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I keep saying a helicopter because that's how small the plane.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
That was playing with our stupid pilot pole.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I mean listen, if it's your time, it's your time.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Right, Okay, all right, this is this is the darkest episode.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
All right, bring it back up. Tell me something hilarious.
Sho we talk about the Usher impersonator.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
No, because it's not true he's getting older.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
No, And in the middle of a show he suddenly
looks different for a few songs and then he's back
to looking the way you looked before.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
It's Usher.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I'm telling you he's been accused of doing it in
the past. If you didn't know, there's a story that
during his concert over the weekend, he had a body
double come on stage and sing and dance like him
while he like took a breather.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm not gonna let you guys do this to the
icons that are Usher and Raymond. Remember he had the
album Usher Versus Raymond.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Two guys, two guys. You're not gonna do this, so
you say no, it was definitely. It was definitely Usher.
Did you zoom in on the picture?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I mean I watched it a few times. I watched
the videos a few times. It's him. Our icons are
getting older. I believe that.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
But there's saying in the middle of this show, suddenly
he appeared different, then went away and he went back
to being himself again.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
No, no, don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Fine, I believe it, you know, man, I'm like conspiracy the.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh I know, and if something comes out later, you're
gonna pay ah ah.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well well, well because again he's been accused of doing
it in the past, so.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
So it's gonna happen again.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
If I were a celebrity, the first thing I would
do is find someone who looked exactly like me to
do everything I don't want to do.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh my god, you know what I would do? Not that, apparently, No,
not that. I would be like Marshmallow. Nobody knows what
I or CEO when she actually covered her face. I
mean the privacy she probably had ten out of ten,
That's what she said.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I just want to be able to go to the
grocery store. How long peop will not bother me. I
still am not one hundred percent sure what marshmallow looks like.
I'm sure they're a pictures. I just never went down that
exactly that pathway.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Ten out of ten. But then also that head must
be hot.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
For sure, small price to pay for your privacy. Also, uh, Banksy,
I who is Banksy? I know there was recently what
Banksy is like one of the most prolific artists of
our time? No, no, I mean like painting artists. Yeah,
like an artist artist. It's not that they're not artists. Also,

(23:13):
so if you look up any banks the artwork, you'll
be like, oh shit, yeah, I've seen these A little
girl with the flower.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh yeah yeah ye.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Banksy shows up puts these very like meaningful pieces of
art on different places, and nobody ever knows who banks
he is he's doing. Recently there have been reports that
people do know who it is. I don't know how
much I believe him or not, Like, yeah, I love.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
That, Okay, do you wonder if like that's a stupid question?
Never mind such if these people wish that they could
go back in time and just not be famous, I
bet yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I would imagine. I mean, I think, I don't know,
because I know we we mentioned famous the most powerful
drug known to man, So maybe some people really do
just want that attention and the fame. For me, absolutely not.
I will take the money anyhow. I want the money,
and a lot of times, like with the money comes
to fame. But the most famous people and the most

(24:12):
rich people on the planet are very different people.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Obviously Elon like wants to be front and center, so
he puts himself out there. There are so many other
billionaires you've never heard of, and you do not know
who they are.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
So I'm asking because I was playing the sims.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
You're still playing the sims.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'm back, you know why, because I realized that it stop,
you're actually bleeding. Sorry, go ahead. It is an escape
from the news, Okay. Housewives isn't an escape from the
news as much as it used to be. Really, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's hard to because the news anymore.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, And I look at these people, especially like New Housewives,
and I'm like, oh, who'd you vote for? Blah blah blah,
Like I want to know. I can't laugh at your
antics the way that I used to be able to.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
You know what I mean that you're like opening question
on dating apps, who did you vote for? I know
it used to be where were you on January sixth?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
No, but we get there, okay, because yeah, we'll talk
about that. Yes, there are a lot of guys who
pretend as if they don't care about politics, and that
is my number one thing, Like okay, yeah, no, we're
not doing that. In a second, we're not doing this.

(25:25):
But the sims, it's like, you know, it's just it's
an escape. And I realize there are a lot of
people who play. I wouldn't tell people so early on. Okay,
but if a guy can game, I can play the sim.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, why can't you tell people that it is.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
A little weird, Like it's just like, okay, what's your
sim's life like? So, yes, here's the thing I was playing.
I got a new expansion back and it's called uh
make was it get famous or whatever? And I was
playing it and the things that the sim had to
do to become famous, So I was like, oh, what
does it have to do? Well? This person I picked,

(26:04):
like I made him an actor, so it was kind
of like a cheat code. He just kept getting more
and more famous after every gig he booked and stuff.
But there's like an element to it where you can
become a streamer or you could become like an internet personality.
And the amount of effort that they had to put
into just like going on their computer and like posting

(26:24):
and like editing stuff and da da dad. It was
just like to me, I'm like, it's weird. And then
this guy became, I think, a b less celebrity after
all of this work, becomes a b less celebrity. Not bad,
but he can't go anywhere. Paparazzi is outside of his
building there and I'm like this is so like yes,

(26:48):
but that's the thing, like what and he now hates
acting Like it's autonomy yes, like and you can like
hit yes or no if you want it to happen
or not. So I kept hitting no, but it kept
coming up. So I'm like, oh, he really hates this.
He doesn't want to act anymore, So now what are
you gonna do? A career change? But you're so famous

(27:10):
that you can't get a regular job because the people
paparazzi will show up to your new job. Fans will
faint on the street if they see it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
That's wild.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Do you ever wonder if when you're playing the Sims,
you're like actually controlling an alternate universe, like somewhere in
this universe or a.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
No, no no, because that's going on. People would be
dying left and right because I.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Like, are well, you don't know, like who's controlling us
as Sims right now? Because you are fucking it up?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Please? Yeah, literally give me the mother load? Cheat, please please?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I think have you seen the movie Good Luck? How fun?
Don't die?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
No, you should see it? What is it?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
It's not gonna leave you feeling better.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I'm done.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's kind of about like what what talking about? A
little bit where people have become so addicted to their
phones and essentially it's like destroying the world and this
one dude gets a chance to try and save the world,
like over and over again, over again, and what he
does and what they need to do to sort of
like navigate this psychotic we're all in our phones and

(28:20):
in the internet world. Oh god, it's weird. I'm not
gonna give away the ending, but it's kind of like
what you're saying, because I think, listen, I am so
concerned about the streamers and just that I don't even
want to say that generation that just because it's now,
we know it's across the board, right, We're seeing older

(28:42):
people who do it all the time, younger people who
do it all the time. Streamer University or whatever the
fuck that is looks insane. Every single person is just
walking around with a selfie stick, recording everything at all times, Like,
how do you actually live? How do you have fun
doing anything? We had someone in here not too long
ago who was talking about how she was so excited
to come here and she's an influencer, and as soon

(29:04):
as she got here, she was so stoked and she
posted like, oh my god, I'm so excited hitting the
elevator button. And I was like, the amount of stress
that would bring me to constantly be filming myself or
have somebody else filming me is wild. And then when
we talked to that Nico kid who did the Kanye
West documentary.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, he's spent six years.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Of his life, like primetime years of his life, following
somebody else around. So it's like splitting into these two
weird the watchers and the clockers and the people who
are being watched all the time, and I just refuse
to believe that that's where society's gonna go. I feel
like we've got to swing back the other way. At
some point.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I saw someone somebody talked about this. I saw something
on TikTok over the weekend about this, about the fact
that like, there's no way we're going to stay where
we are and people are gonna get lost trying to
put so much of their lives online, Like you're gonna
be outcast at some point for it. But like, I

(30:02):
don't know, I don't know. It scares me to think that.
I don't think that's true.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I mean, remember we were talking about like how bizarre
it is when people pick up the phone when they're
crying and record themselves crying and then post it. But
all of your you said, your littler cousins do that,
and that's what they're all doing and making so much
money off of you know who I saw the other
day and I was like, oh my god, can people
just pay attention to this please? You know, the creator
of the demure trend?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Uh huh huh oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
So this person is are we going with she? I
don't know, not sure they will go with that. They
this person had this trend that blew up and caught
some attention on TikTok and what I didn't know when
I found out after viewing these videos, they had a
huge problem with drugs, big drug addiction, and now their

(30:50):
teeth are falling out of their head according to the video.
So they have asked people for money for gofundmes so
that they can go and get a new mouth and
fix their teeth. And the streamer said, or the person said,
I can't even remember what their name is.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
I would mean either I could see their face right now,
but I can't remember their name.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I apologize. So they're asking for money to get their
teeth fixed, saying it really hurts all the time, like
they're in constant pain because of their teeth. And the Internet,
the same internet that was so supportive of this demeuror
trend and really like up to this person, now turns
on them and is like, you're discussing and you're embarrassing.
How did you not turn your five minutes of fame
into more? Now you're asking us for money. So then

(31:28):
this person takes down the GoF on me and is like,
forget it, fuck it, I'll just suffer. I'll figure out
what I need to do. And also I don't even
want to be part of TikTok anymore because it's such
a fickle place to be. One yes to all of
that too. All of these streamers and the people that
you see, you think that just because they've gotten time
in front of your face that they have money, and
they don't, which is exactly what we're talking about. But

(31:48):
they also don't have health insurance, they don't have four
to one case insane, they don't have anything. They're just
desperately trying to get your attention. And I think there's
something soh sad about that, I say into a microphone
on my podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Joel's Lebron, Oh yeah, yeah, Joel Lebron, You're right. It
is terrifying how many people don't have anything besides a
phone and followers like, I'm like, yeah, the money is
gonna stop at some point if you are a lot
of these people aren't making money, and that's that us

(32:26):
takes us back to the whole like fame conversation. A
lot of these people don't care about like actually making money,
they're like, people know who I am. Everybody's saying the
word demure because of me or whatever. But like you're
doing all of this and you're not getting like you
have nothing to show for it.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
That's sad, super sad.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
What did you get paid with?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
You got paid with attention?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Can you eat? Can you live in a home? Do
you have electricity? Do you have a vehicle? I don't,
but like you know, there's a lot I don't. I mean,
I want to be super hypocritical. I know I'm being
hypocritical about a lot of things. Just like I said,
when I see a man with a microphone in front
of his face, I'm disgusted. I truly am, and I
have no reason to be. But I am not a fan.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I am disgusted by the and I it is what
it is.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
I'm just I like, what's gonna happen? I kind of
hope that with like every generation, right they swing in
the opposite direction of their parents. So right now, That's
why I'm hoping. We hope right now because you had
millennials that were pretty open minded and like gentle parenting. Yeah,
and almost first of all, please bring back ass whippings.

(33:36):
But then they raised maybe this generation of people who
are like swinging toward the in cell thing right by
being to, hey, whatever you want to do. I don't know,
I could be wrong. I don't have kids, but it's
just a bizarre thing that that generation came after this generation.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, and here we are.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
So I'm hoping that people do swing in the opposite
direction of their parents again, and that they look and
that all these little kids that saying getting posted all
over all the time grow up and say I don't
ever want to be on the internet ever again.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I'm sure they will. This show, I'm sure they will.
You know that. You see that a lot with like
Housewives kids right now. It's like this big thing. It'll
be happening for maybe until at least the end of September.
It's the twentieth anniversary of Housewives. So they did an
Ultimate Girls Trip where they had like og housewives from

(34:27):
each franchise and they're like basically on a trip across
the country together and it premiered yesterday. But the thing
about it was that like they were talking about like
their worst moments over the past twenty years, their best moments.
They talked about their children and stuff. A lot of
their kids want nothing to do with like the public.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I get that, I get it.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I'm like, you don't realize the way you're fucking up
your kids by having them on like I'll have no child,
like you know, they're born public figures. Basically they make
them their own instagrams at like two.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
That's crazy, you know, I think about when it comes
to that. First of all, yes, that's bizarre. I have
a I don't want to say friend, a person I
know who has a whole Instagram account for her kid
who was a little little baby when it all started,
And I'm just like, what kind of fucked up planet
are you introducing this kid too?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
That they're really cute?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Baby babies don't stay cute forever. So that's a lot
of pressure in the first place. And when you have
everything to start, it's so much harder to not have everything.
It's much better to go in the opposite direction, to
have nothing, work for it, get something and understand what
it's like before, and you could be okay and you
have everything, they take it away. It's a whole child
star thing. It It's crazy. She has this Instagram page

(35:44):
for her baby and it makes me insane. And then
I'm like, this is the stuff that I need to
not look at. My sister deleted her Instagram and Facebook
accounts stop. She just took them off of her phone
and her computer, so she like has to actually search if.
She's like, if I want to go, I really have
to like go deep into this, She's like, I gotta
remember passwords. I just it's not good for me. It

(36:06):
wasn't good for me. So I love that for her.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
She's so strong.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
She's so strong. She said, there was just too much rage.
There's like everything went from this happy Oh my gosh,
I'm looking at a hilarious meme or a dog or whatever,
to the manisphere and just the craziest, saddest, darkest stuff
like the beginning of this podcast you could ever have.
Like he's just flooding you NonStop. So I get it.

(36:31):
I totally get it. I don't think I think I'm
strong enough to do it. I don't think I can
do it with the parameters of the job at the moment.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I think you should do it for a week just
to see if you could.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I did it, and our digital department lost. They're not
like they really Yeah, I was only out. I think
it was like a day and a half and the
first person who hit me up was Froggy and he
was like, hey, did your stuff disappear? And I was like,
oh wow, didn't think anybody would notice. And then after
that it was like think Bink Digital Apartment, did something happen?
Do you need help?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah? It was wild. Well, you know you need to
have one of these right, good way to make them,
you know, scared?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Listen, I think at this point they'd be like, good,
get the fuck out of here, sick, give them rage
in their bodies. I want them to be scared. I
want them to just pound the pavement trying to figure
out ways to fix the situation that'll never happen.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I don't know, but you never know.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I think the key to it though, is maybe you
just turn it over to somebody else and say, like
you handle all this.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah. But see, that's another thing that we need to
talk about, the fact that like social media is now
a lot of people's jobs, especially gen Z Right, Yeah,
what does that do to them because it's not even
their social like they have to be on here because
if they're not, they are not getting paid.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Right, What does that due to their mental health. I
mean we've seen it. They're not doing well. Diamonds. Yeah,
they're really struggling. I like we were talking about the Uh,
this is gonna be the generation that has more memories
of other people's lives than they do of their own.
And that's probably a big part of it too.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah, you're a social media manager for another person that's
actually doing something. But what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Huh? We should go to ask ours. She would be like,
I hate this life all for Abby. Abby. I think

(38:31):
I'm gonna propose this that we should have a lockdown
similar to a quarantine. Yeah, sorry if I brought up
bad memories, but like everyone off of social media for
one day a week, where like, if you want to
know what's going on with a friend or something like that,

(38:52):
you have to text or call them to see if
they're alive and if they're okay.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Day a week is totally like I would have gone
the other direction and said one day a week, you're
allowed on social media. The rest of the time, go
fucking live your life. But your body's in front of
these bulldozers, let's go.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
No, because then they'd spend the full twenty four hours
trying to catch up, and everyone would be posting all
at once, too much, right, But.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Then you wouldn't be consuming everybody else's content. Maybe you
would just be worried about your own maybe I don't know.
And then it would all just implode because nobody was
looking at anybody's they were only posting their stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
This is my plan to bring down everything. Ok, thank
you Diamond for the head start.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Oh God, I'm scaredpreciate it. I'm scared now. I love
that for us? Why did I give you this?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Where were my other things I wanted to talk about?
Because it can't all be We got that usher's body double,
my sister getting surprised, you getting caught on the water,
Big Bend, and we should end with this and then
some talkbacks. You sent me a story over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Ray has been with Michael B. Jordan And at first
I was like, oh, I love this for her, and
you said, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
And why he's gonna walk her like a dog? I
hope not? Why do I hope that he dated Lori
Harvey and apparently he walked her like a dog. And
this is Lori Harvey, not the hopeless romantic Lori Harvey,
if she left future and got with Michael B.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Jordan's the future is a good time, not a long
time for anybody, right.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
But if she survived that, Okay, got into a relationship
with you, and you decide to walk her like a dog,
knowing that she could walk you, you know what I mean?
I don't trust him. I hope that he's evaulved and
he's grown. But the things that Ray was saying in here, right,
she never on this podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
She wants a man who reads perhaps at a bar, right,
a sweet guy, And Michael B. Jordan can mean none
of the things he could now explain to our audience
and to myself. When you say he walked her like
a dog, how so he cheated on her?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
And I think.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I've heard things about her, about Ray Harvey, and let's
just put it like this. I don't think just cheating
on her would make her leave. I think that like
she may have worked through some things with him.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
So what do you think would make her leave?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Then it had to be bad, like the cheating had
to have been bad.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
We need to get ahold of her, yeah, and we
need to get raised ass back in here, yeah, and
set her down and say, what the fuck are you doing?
What if all she's doing is being like that is
a mighty fine man, And I'm an bang it out
for a little bit and then I'm out.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
I hope.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
So.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
But when she was sitting here, she wanted like I want,
I want like like she just love her girls. It
gives me heart palpitations. Okay, there are many things that
give me heart palpitations, but seeing good girls be with
guys who you just are not sure if it's gonna
end properly or in an okay space amicably, I don't

(42:16):
see it.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Well, Ray, if you're listening to us, which you're not,
we want you back in here and we want to
talk to you about your choices and men just because
they're not rappers doesn't mean they're good dudes. Trey Songs,
Chris Brown.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, a lot more where that came from.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Name a white one. I don't want to Gezy.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Dog walk talls like.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
That, MGK dog walk making Fox?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Wow, how does this happen? How do you dog walk
someone who's like everybody's crush? You can't do that to people.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
They did, though, look at them they did.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
It's sad.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
I should shut up because I'm actually hosting an event
with MGK not too long from now. What is like
an Now?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
What does Danielle say when you want something edited out
of the.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I'm in charge of it and I'm not a racing
fingers crossed MGK is not listening. I have a feeling
I'm getting my wish. Okay, we have some talkbacks. Thank
you for sending them. By the way, Diamond Cooper talkbacks
are Wow, there's a good amount. Which ones do you think?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Disappointed? That looks like they're disappointed in us? Do you think? Okay,
here we go. Well let's see.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Hey guys, I am just very disappointed today because I
haven't been on your podcast in like a few weeks.
I mean, okay, to be fair, you've played my voice
like two times maybe, but I felt like I was
part of the show, and now you're shutting me out.
So I have a great day.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Oh well, there you go. You got what you wanted.
Now you can't be disappointed us. Why are you making
that fun?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
I'm so confused because I thought there was like more
to that.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
No, she just said she's disappointed that we haven't played
any of her talkbacks. Apparently she thought she was part
of the show.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Well there you go, sister cool.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Hope this doesn't get me blocked. Let's see, Oh hi,
Gandia and Diamon.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Hoping this doesn't get me blocked?

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Are you fucking crazy? Plenty of people from New Jersey
or fucking Awsome's not most of us, but yeah, there
are plenty of shitty people. But KNDy, you're from Ohio
and Florida.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Come on, plenty of shitty people needy.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
Some of these people at Ghandia Medimication are from, you know, somewhere.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Like Gotton Island.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
So this is coming from someone who has lived all
over the country but always a Jersey girl.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
We yeah, we got to start adding Jersey into the
conversation when we talk about Texas, Florida, Ohio. Okay, we do.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Listen, you know how you just included Florida and Ohio
and I didn't even fight you because you have to
accept the truth. Truth will set you free. It's important
to be realistic about who you are and where you
come from. And it's okay that you come from a
state full of cracked people.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I do too, all of them.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Listen, all of them at this point. You know what
I have in me Ohio, Florida, New Jersey, Boston, Massachusetts.
Come on, man, but yet still you rise rise, You
can't hold me down. I'm fine with it, but you
can't be mad. We're not going to block you for
being wrong. That's okay, But I think that you should

(45:35):
just really reassess people from Jersey. There are probably great ones.
A broken clock is right twice a day, but it
doesn't mean that they're not shitheads when they travel, because
they freaking are. And you're right. Staten Island probably is too.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
And they can't drive in New Jersey like we know that.
They don't call it the Jersey slide for no reason. Okay,
you guys don't use blinkers, you don't check your what
is it called your blind spots? You just go, just go.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I mean scary in New Jersey. Hello Danielle, New Jersey. Hello, Hello,
speaking only about driving, I think daniel is probably great traveling. Andrew, Hello,
Lord Almighty Andrew. Yeah, there's just again, be for real please?
Uh oh we got something about Curtis who will be
on again on Friday, so brace yourselves. He said he

(46:20):
he has an apology. Oh god, and I'm kind of terrified.
He told me who he wants to apologize too, mildly
terrified of what's to come, So please tune in Friday
for whatever the fuck that is here we go.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
Okay, I hate to say this, but I think I've
had enough of Curtis. It's kind of hard to follow now,
and it's very schizophrenic and it makes me nervous.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Welcome to how we feel.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yes, literally, I'm like, Curtis, I'm done with you. I
saw him in the hallway today and he was coming
around the corner, so it like scared me. But then
also it's Curtis, so I'm like, already my anxiety. I was, Hi, Curtis.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Absolutely, I'm gonna see like, this is gonna be our
coming up on Friday. It would be our fourth episode
with him. If we can't rain him in in some capacity,
which I think I have faith in us that we
can do it.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
You're no help.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I gotta be honest.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, I don't have faith either. I saw this coming.
I was like, you know what, I don't know because
he just doesn't stop.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
He doesn't And my favorite is you asked him a question,
he just keeps going.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I'm like, no, no, I need you.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
To answer the questions, sir, We'll see okay, Troy for Allentown.
What you saying?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Hey, Gandhi, Hey Diamond, This is Troy from Allentown. I
was on the Big Show earlier today, this Tuesday, twenty eighth,
I at the first caller of the day, and I
was just telling you how much I love to show
your podcast, your bancher with Diamond, Diamond, Diamond. I'm really
talking to them here, so much fun. You're so amazing.

(48:02):
And it was really weird that I sent it out
to the world that I was going to be the
first call of the day and I connected with you
and you actually picked up my call. So I love
you both. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh Troy, you manifested baby. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
And I told him. I was like he was had
to go when I was on the phone with him,
and he was like, yeah, one more thing. I'm like,
send it as a talk back. I'm so sorry the
time for talking to everybody. And then Troy, you just
DMed me yesterday asking how long it's gonna take for
you to get your T shirt. That is a Scotty
Bee question. It's coming, It's coming.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Is Troy a good time?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah? Says a good time.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, yeah, okay, we like you, Troy. Thank you for
all of your feedback, for calling the Big Show, for
manifesting good things. We love it.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Oh God.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Another one about Curtis nop Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Hey, Gandhy love your podcast, hay Nieman, love you too.
You guys are great. Funny This guy Curtis, He's freaking hilarious.
I never even knew who he was until he was
on podcast. He is funny as so.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Ma'am, are you high? I appreciate it. No, he is funny.
He can be hilarious. He sent me some nonsense over
the weekend. I think he was headed to the Jamaican.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Parade, Yes, the first Jamaican parade ever.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yeah, he was really excited to be going. He was
concerned about people calling him names. I said, okay, cool buddy.
So here's the thing that we're noticing about him. Also,
he clearly texts all of us the same thing all
the time.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Instead of texting in a group chat right, which we have.
He just doesn't use it. I'm my Curtis.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Oh man, Okay, this is our last one. And then
we got to get out of here because Andrew's probably
freaking out about the time here from Ohio.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
So a millionaire staye do everything he texts free. For example,
it's under business, house car or anything business. And then
on top of that, if they bear any family members
on the land, they can dash it off and say
it stacks me now through the course system period.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
That's how fast it is.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
Look up how millionaires keep their taxes now having you
know taxes, look it up.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
It's ridikulous. All right, Oh, he fucked up something?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
That was that?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
All right? Does he say Dan from Ohio.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Let's go back to the beginning and see let's see play.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Yeah from Ohio?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Million, No idea.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
It sounds like he just said, yeah from Ohio.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Stop, And I know that voice? Do you? I do?

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Are you tricking us, sir? Are you not from Ohio?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I think that's bear Guy.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
That's not Bear Guy? Sure? Yeah, no way, that's definitely
not Bare Guy.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
I've heard him. I've heard this voice anyway.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I think we probably have heard that voice. But Bear
Guy definitely had more of like.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
A baritone, like a like a hill billy.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Oh okay, I bet this guy, that guy that just
called and he sounds brown to me, Dan Ohio. I don't.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
He didn't say what I think it is. I think
it is that sounds very familiar.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
But sounds white to me, making a lot of assumptions,
which I know we're not supposed to say that.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
But no, no, no, no, no, no, you're right on
with that one. But I think that Dan was making
the same point that we were making.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yes, so we just need to figure out how to
do it. So, like you told me, look it up,
I don't want to look it up. I want someone
to figure it out for me.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Hello, tax accountants. That's it.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Tax accountants call me.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Now.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Look at that the phones are not swarning. Maybe he
is one yeah hhmm. And on that note, well we
go hunt down someone to help us with our taxes.
Diamond I, people want to find you online after our
rambling and early dark.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Podcasts, very dark, very dark. Don't bring this energy into
my DMS. Guys. By the way, no at Diamonds. Sincere
at Diamondson.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Here on Instagram. I'm still thriving on threads. Maybe it's lurking.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I'm there, I'm lurking.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
They're lurking. I am at baby Hot Sauce on pretty
much everything. I guess wherever you can find me and
that's it. Leave us a talk back. Obviously, we will
play them back for you. Follow like subscribe, Leave us
a review if it's nice. I haven't checked our reviews
in a while.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Are they Stay out of the comments?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Are they bad?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
No, I'm just saying, like, in general, stay out of
the comments on TikTok comments are the funniest.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
I'm in other people's comments, like, I think it's the
funniest place ever, like our own comments. I can't get
in there too much. Every now and then people are funny.
But you know, oh god, I'm gonna open this back
up for a second. You know Andrew's dead internet theory. Yeah,
everything is bots. Yeah, I wholeheartedly believe it. Yeah, because
I watched a video did I send you the video

(52:46):
where it was like one person to the other, same voice,
different person, exact same wording on like nine different videos
that were all the exact same things. So obviously those
are bots in some sort of like a I generated whatever.
There was a comment on a video of Curtis that
made me laugh really hard, and it was, oh, Curtis,
they could never make me form a solid opinion on you.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Okay, hilarious because same. I'm unsure what to think. I
have seen that exact same comment like five or six times. No,
how either they're biting each other and just have absolutely
no care concern that they saw the comment and then
reposted the exact same comment, or the denit or net
theory is true and it's all bots.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I think it's a mix of both, because I saw
someone back to Twitter x whatever. Now Twitter, I'll never
leave Twitter alone. But they've started calling out people who
repost or like you know, steal other people's content and
make it seem as if it's theirs. And these are

(53:50):
real people, but they're stealing other people's content.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
So I mean we see that all the time, and
I get that, but the exact same comment, yeah and
over and then the exact same video, but it was
the same voice.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
No, Yeah, what you're talking about was? I completely agree
and think that that's what is it? A I generated Yeah,
and like dead what do you say, the dead internet?
Dead Internet? They are all bots everywhere. Yeah, I think
it's like fifty percent dead bots and then twenty percent
of people stealing shit, and so there's only thirty percent

(54:24):
of actual people posting online.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
That math did not add up. But that's okay, No
it did. Shoot.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Hello, I was wrong. I wasn't good in math, but
want you're right, you think so.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Thirty percent of the Internet is genuine yeah, and the
other seventy percent is fucked up. Yeah, okay, I would
like it to be a lower percentage. But also I
want to be able to use the Internet for a
tool for good.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah. Yeah, we're done. Those these are over.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Save the parks and PCA dot org. Please we have
to have them stop bulldozing everything or else we're all
gonna die. It's not gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
We're already gonna die. I'm over it, you know what.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I like that we ended it on the same dark
note we started. Good for us and until next time,
Say bye, Diamond Bye.