Your Daughter is Not Graduating

Danielle poses an a school administrator Ashley phone taps her mom to confirm her beliefs that she’s not graduating.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Phone Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tappen. All right, Danielle,
what's the phone tap? All about that?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, Ashley says, I'm a senior in high school and
I'm absent a lot from school, and my mom always
tells me I'm not going to graduate. So I think
you should call her, as an administrator from my school,
call my mom Anne and tell her that I'm not graduating.
So that's what we did. My god, this is going
to be awful.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hello, it's Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm looking for Anne Flora Lie Muffley.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
This is Anne.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hi, Anne, This is Barbara calling you from a snail.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh, yes, are you?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh okay, I've been trying to get in touch with
you because we were having some difficulties with Ashley. Well,
she's missed more than fifteen days of school.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh you're kidding me.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
She has been cutting school. They did see her hanging
out on the corner with some friends.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh you're kidding me.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
No, And I mean she can get expelled from school
for this.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh my no, I didn't know this.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
You know she's supposed to graduate. I mean, even at
this point, we have to discuss whether or not she
can even walk with the class because I'm thinking she's
gonna have to go to summer school.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Not a killer, you know. I wanted to give you
the heads up. If you could talk to her, that
would be great.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah. No, I'll take care of this right away.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
And oh my god, Well, once you.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Talk to her, we can sit down and discuss the options. Okay,
Oh my god, I'm very sorry to have to call you.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
So she's not she's not graduating with her Claire.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
As of right now, she's not.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, all right, thank you. Oh my gosh, she's crying.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Housing Bob. Actually, you're not graduating with your class. You
why because you got fifteen days out of school. You've
been Actually they said you've been cutting classes and everything.
They saw you on the corners and stuff. What are
you lying for? Whatever they're lying to you're not graduating.

(01:54):
I went the car off the road. You're not riding
the car at night no more. That's it. You grounded
already off the road. What's wrong with you? You have
to go to summary school too, jack, yess, so I
don't walk? Who cares? I'm gonna want to go to
college anyway, Get the hell out of here. You're going,
You're gonna go, I'm go going to meeting. You're going
to a meeting with me. You're gonna get you. You're

(02:16):
gonna go right to that meeting with me. I'm not
going to's wrong with you? So I'll get my diploma
weight Who can ah? You a loser hanging out with
lose weirdo. I don't care, Ben, Ben don't graduate either.
I don't care any goodbye.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yes, Hi, this is a Hi. This is missus mssus again.
I actually have your daughter Ashley on conference called. Do
you mind if I transfer her in?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, Ashley is there.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I just wanted to call because I want to set
up this meeting with you guys.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, I have to go out.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm sorry. Where I'm not going? Yes you are, don't
tell me you're going.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I have a little bit of paperwork here that says
something about you drinking an alcoholic beverage on the school property.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, we were just trying to have a good time.
It was like, oh my god, it was nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
We were in my car and having fun. Okay, hold
on one second, because this changes some things.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Hold on, Oh my god, what's wrong with you? What?
What the hell are you going? When do you have
to think it a good time? You made a mistake.
You say you're telling you made a mistake. What's wrong
with you? I'm not telling I made a mistake. I'm
gonna get home. I'm gonna kill you. Hello.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Hello, Okay, I got one other thing here, something about
illegal substance in your car.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
No way, that wasn't mine.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I don't think you don't think.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh my god, Oh my god, are you stupid? You
know what I said? I want to punch this kid
right in your face. What what? What the rain is
you to do this stuff? Are you stupid? Mom?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's Daniel Man from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show
and you got phone tapped?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Are you kidding me? No? Hi? Mom?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh gee, Now that you know it's a joke, what
would you like to say to Ashley?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm gonna kill her? I really am I to be.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
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