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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're gonna love this one, Dear Elvis Duran. I'm sixteen
years old. I love your show. I have my drivers permit,
and my mom is very strict about who I drive
with and where I go. I've been nothing but a
good girl all my life, but I think my mom
would flip out if she found out I borrowed my
friend's car to meet my friends down the shore for
(00:26):
the day. So here's what we'll do. Let's tell her
I went for a car and had a little accident
and watch her go nuts. Hope you liked the idea
from Samantha. All right, here's what we're gonna do. Samantha's
gonna start the call, and then Danielle is going to
play the part of a crazy lady who owns a
garden that Samantha plows across. That's all right, let's listen in.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Good missus, Caroline. Have you heard about our free checking?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Hi Sandy?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
They please can you hold on one second?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Mom? Yeah, I borrowed Josh's car and I got going
down to the beach and I crashed into someone's garden
and I'm freaking out. She just ran into a house
called the police. Sam, what what.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
She's calling the police, and I just wanted to call
you first and tell you before they told where are you, Chrish,
I'm on the way to the beach. I don't even
know where I am.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Mom, but you had to work at one. It's twelve o'clock.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I know, but I don't have work. I lied to
you and I didn't know how to get there, and
he gave you lie to me. I'm sorry, Mom, Wow, what.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Do you want me to do for you? Now? Sam?
Give me the lady on the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, hold on, I'm going to get her. Hold on, mom,
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
My mom is my mom?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Hold on hello, miss Yes, Okay, listen. I'm going to
take care of this. I'm her mom. Yeah, and I'm
going to take care of whatever just happened. I'm at work.
I don't know what's going on. If you can just.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, I'll tell you what's going on. We're in Asberry.
I don't know what the hell she's thinking. She crashed
into my garden. I have tomatoes growing. Okay, Sonia's growing
who come as going, and I don't got anything anymore
because she ruined it all.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, okay, give me your address. Miss please, I'm gonna
call the cops.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You need to come down and get her.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, miss listen, I'm gonna beg you now. My daughter
did a terrible thing. She's a really good girl. She's
a great student.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
She's not a good girl.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay, but I'm going to take care of I really
would love if you didn't call the cops. I will
do anything you say.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Well, how about you come over and you plant the
seeds for me?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Miss, I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I'm asking that's one way to resolve it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I will do that.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'll make her do that.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
No, not make her do that. You do that. I
shovel and get over here.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
She made a big mistake. Did you do you have
any children?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No, I don't have children for this reason.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, Well, I'm trying. I was trying to make it right.
But if you need to call the police, then you
do what you have to do. But I'm going to
call the police too.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh I really need to. She went into her house
to get sweatpants. She wants me to freaking plant her garden.
Should I just speed away now she's in her house.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Get in that car and lock the door.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But I have her phone.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I have to take the phone on the floor getting
your car.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
She wants me to go to Shop Right and file
her land.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Get in the car and pull out of there. You
have lost everything that you've earned. You're not allowed out
for the next two years. Talk is a bad neighborhood.
You're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay, I'm in the car.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, Now I want you to drive away from that house.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's not starting.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, your car is not starting. It's smashed.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh no's going on call.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Nine one one right now, mom.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, she just wants to talk to you. She just
came to the car.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
She's hello, Yes, listen, we can settle this if she
just goes to shop Right and buys the seeds.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I know she can't go to shop right. Just she's
calling nine one one.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I'm gonna take her a shop right. She will buy it.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You do not take her to Shop Right.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
She'll pick them up, she'll plan them. She'll be home
by dinner time.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
She is not getting in a car with a Stranger's
not a stranger.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
She ran over my garden. We know each other well.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Now can I talk to her?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Hold on, take the phone.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Hello, Samantha, Do not get in her car to the band.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, I get it, But what do I You pulled
nine one.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
One right now?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Okay, you got that.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Get the phone, mom. I got one more thing to
tell you. You do it to just phone tapped you.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh my god, you're kidding.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I was gonna do with you.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was pre
recorded with the permission granted by all participates.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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