You’re Hiding a Dog in Your House!

Danielle pranks a woman in a strict retirement community by accusing her of secretly having a dog in her home and hitting her with a $1,500 fine!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Daniel you have the phone tap?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Are you the mood?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Here?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
We go?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It comes to us from Susie who says, my in
laws live in a retirement community in Florida and they
have strict rules. No dog's allowed. My husband always brings
our dog over there. So I need you to call
my mother in law say you'm from the retirement community
and that you busted them with a dog. She's gonna
get very upset. Danielle, once again phone tapping an old person.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Let's listen in.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
To the phone tap. Hello, I may I speak to
Anne help please?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yes, this is her.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yes, hi, and this is Linda calling you from the
main association.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
If he helps me. Yeah, I'm calling you.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
About the dog that you have in your house.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Who the dog? Are you kidding? I don't have a dog.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
We got an anonymous call from the guard house. They've
been watching you with binoculars and they said that you
have a dog that you keep bringing into your house.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh my god, you know what that is so ridiculous.
My son has a dog, okay, and one time he
took me home and the dog was in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
You did just admit that you had a dog?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
There, I didn't you did. He took me home and
dropped me off. The dog never got out of the car.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Now, I have pictures here right in front of me,
and looks like you're feeding the dog some kind of
biscuit or something.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I don't have a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Then, who is this in the picture feeding the dog?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It looks a lot like you.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
You're upsetting me.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Did you not let this dog into your house? This round,
scruffy dog.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Never let a dog into my house ever. Ever.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
You're gonna have to pay a fine for this.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
You know I am not paying a fine. Oh, yes,
I did not do this.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yes, you are the finest fifteen hundred dollars sweetheart.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
You better get yourself a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, but if you just admit that you have a dog,
I don't have a dog. What's the dog's name? Bones?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
You are a nasty, nasty person. Yeah, just don't you
dare call me back? Go fly your kite. I'm sick
of talking to you.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Hello, you need to call her now?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Uh huh oho, Hey mom, Yeah, listen, I think I'm
going to go to public's now. And get the stuff
at the meat ball.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh, Susie, I just got a call. That's why I
called the president of the building. Are you ready for this?
What she says? We understand you're hiding a dog in
your house, she says, and there's a fifteen hundred dollars. Fine,
Now where are you hiding the dog?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You know what, Mom, I have to tell you something.
Ron brought the dog over there when you and Dad
were on your cruise.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
He did what.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
He brought Smudgie over there when you and Dad were
away on the cruise and did what. He got the
key and he went over there and he just brought
Smudge for the ride. Oh god, what are we going
to do?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Nothing? I'm gonna tell him I know nothing about it.
They have to prove they have pictures of me feeding
the dog.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Hello. I can hear everything that you guys are talking about.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Who is this?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's Linda.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You believe this. I can hear you. That's the one
that called me.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well, you know what. Being part of the association, I
basically can break in on anybody's phone line. Oh my god,
And now I know that the dog was in your
apartment when you weren't home.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh, let's just put this all the rest and pay
the fine.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
This is my No, I'm not paying a fine.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'll pay it. I'm getting you my credit card number.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, don't you dare, Susie, Susie, what don't you dare?
Let them go further, let them see me. Don't you dare?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Why don't you just let her give me the credit card, Sosie?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Don't you dare? You know what? Throw me out of here. Zey,
he's an arrogant son of a bitch and I don't
want to deal with a person like that. Let her
try and show me. Now you go to hell.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Uh you know what? This is actually Danielle Man Arrow
from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show, And you got
phone dapped?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
What what did you say?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's a joke, Grandma. They wanted to put you on
the radio. They thought it was funny.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh, for God's sake, I'm gonna kill him.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
See Elvis Durant phone tap