May 4, 2026 • 4 mins
A woman panics when she’s told her cruise room for a family wedding is gone, and the only option is a completely different trip.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran's phone tap.
So Danielle plays two roles in this production. Yes, it's
your phone tap, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What do you have?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Becky email said, my aunt's son is getting married and
the whole family is going on.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
A cruise to celebrate. So I want you to call.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
My aunt jo Anne tell her that her room on
the cruise is the only one that's no longer available.
She's gonna go Crazyne's gonna be very upset, not be happy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Who's phone tapping Joanne? Becky?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Her?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I guess her aunt sneez. Yeah, that's okay. Let's listen
in to today's phone tap. Wow is how I'm looking for?
Joanne Weimer? Please baky?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah? Hi, this is Lisa from Michael's office and laws. Yes,
we're having some problems. There's construction going on in that
room when you're supposed to be leaving for your cruise.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, So the problem is we don't have any other
rooms available.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
This is my son's wedding. Are you telling me I
can't go on that cruise? No? Wait a minute, are
you serious here? You're telling me that we have to
change our whole cruise.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, unfortunately, we do have room on a cruise leaving
in July.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, we can't do that. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Should I book you on the July fifth cruise?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
No? No, no, no, we don't want the July fifth cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That cruise is a little bit more expensive, though. I
must tell.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
You, lady, you've got to be kidding me. You're kidding me.
There is no way.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm trying to give you a heads up so that
you could try and figure something out ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, you need to figure something out. Everybody in my party, everybody, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
But the problem is is that there are no other
cruises on cruise. Mother.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh I can't just say well sorry and you can't
go on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Can you hold and then I'll try and look up
on the computer some things.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, sure, okay, thank you. This is my room. My
room is going to be under construction.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Why would they do that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Me?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
My question is does it matter where the cruise goes.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, we don't give it where the cruise goes.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I have a couple of cruises, but they're going to
colder climates.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Colder climates. Yeah, oh no, I'm not come on, lady,
you gotta be kidding.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Is there someone else that you could stay with on
the cruise if we doubled you up?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, maybe I'll stay in the room with my son
and his new wife. I bet they'll appreciate that, won't.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Day, Because like I said, there's plenty of rooms still
on that July fifth cruise.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And not no, forget that we're not going.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
To but you said that this since the wedding.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Is to call you up, man shall have a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm being totally honest here where I just.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
CRUs your hard headed no.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Hello, yeah, okay, Becky, Now we need to get you
in contact with her.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We're gonna call her back now, all right, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Hello, hey you cover tell me this is a freaking joke.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
What am I talking about? You know? You know who?
You said the people from the cruise line was gonna
call me. Yes, my room, mine of all rooms, is
going to be under construction, so either I have to
cancel or I rum somebody else. And she says, let
me book you on July fifth.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I said no, I said.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Jo WHI theft?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He's the whole cruise?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I said, you tell bride Zella. You tell bride Zella
that she's gotta postpone her wedding to tell July because
I ain't telling her. This is this is totally ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So wait and let's see what happens.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
All right, all right, all right, all right, bye fine.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Joanne thinking, this is Leslie from neighby. How are you today?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I'm having a hard time that.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The woman that you spoke to earlier, Lisa, I think
her name was uh huh.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
She was saying that she offered you to the July
fifth cruise, but unfortunately you said that.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no. I can't
believe this is happening a month before.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
This can't be. This is a joke, right, yeah, you're right,
this is a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
This is Danielle man Arrow from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I'm going to kill her. That's when you're tongue. You're
all gonna pay good time for this.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participation.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran's phone tap.
So Danielle plays two roles in this production. Yes, it's
your phone tap, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What do you have?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Becky email said, my aunt's son is getting married and
the whole family is going on.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
A cruise to celebrate. So I want you to call.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
My aunt jo Anne tell her that her room on
the cruise is the only one that's no longer available.
She's gonna go Crazyne's gonna be very upset, not be happy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Who's phone tapping Joanne? Becky?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Her?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I guess her aunt sneez. Yeah, that's okay. Let's listen
in to today's phone tap. Wow is how I'm looking for?
Joanne Weimer? Please baky?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah? Hi, this is Lisa from Michael's office and laws. Yes,
we're having some problems. There's construction going on in that
room when you're supposed to be leaving for your cruise.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, So the problem is we don't have any other
rooms available.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
This is my son's wedding. Are you telling me I
can't go on that cruise? No? Wait a minute, are
you serious here? You're telling me that we have to
change our whole cruise.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, unfortunately, we do have room on a cruise leaving
in July.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, we can't do that. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Should I book you on the July fifth cruise?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
No? No, no, no, we don't want the July fifth cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That cruise is a little bit more expensive, though. I
must tell.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
You, lady, you've got to be kidding me. You're kidding me.
There is no way.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm trying to give you a heads up so that
you could try and figure something out ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, you need to figure something out. Everybody in my party, everybody, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
But the problem is is that there are no other
cruises on cruise. Mother.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh I can't just say well sorry and you can't
go on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Can you hold and then I'll try and look up
on the computer some things.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, sure, okay, thank you. This is my room. My
room is going to be under construction.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Why would they do that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Me?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
My question is does it matter where the cruise goes.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, we don't give it where the cruise goes.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I have a couple of cruises, but they're going to
colder climates.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Colder climates. Yeah, oh no, I'm not come on, lady,
you gotta be kidding.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Is there someone else that you could stay with on
the cruise if we doubled you up?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, maybe I'll stay in the room with my son
and his new wife. I bet they'll appreciate that, won't.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Day, Because like I said, there's plenty of rooms still
on that July fifth cruise.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And not no, forget that we're not going.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
To but you said that this since the wedding.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Is to call you up, man shall have a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm being totally honest here where I just.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
CRUs your hard headed no.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Hello, yeah, okay, Becky, Now we need to get you
in contact with her.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We're gonna call her back now, all right, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Hello, hey you cover tell me this is a freaking joke.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
What am I talking about? You know? You know who?
You said the people from the cruise line was gonna
call me. Yes, my room, mine of all rooms, is
going to be under construction, so either I have to
cancel or I rum somebody else. And she says, let
me book you on July fifth.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I said no, I said.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Jo WHI theft?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He's the whole cruise?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I said, you tell bride Zella. You tell bride Zella
that she's gotta postpone her wedding to tell July because
I ain't telling her. This is this is totally ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So wait and let's see what happens.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
All right, all right, all right, all right, bye fine.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Joanne thinking, this is Leslie from neighby. How are you today?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I'm having a hard time that.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The woman that you spoke to earlier, Lisa, I think
her name was uh huh.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
She was saying that she offered you to the July
fifth cruise, but unfortunately you said that.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no. I can't
believe this is happening a month before.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
This can't be. This is a joke, right, yeah, you're right,
this is a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
This is Danielle man Arrow from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I'm going to kill her. That's when you're tongue. You're
all gonna pay good time for this.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participation.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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