Dad, Model in My Sculpting Class

Emily volunteered her dad to model for her college sculpting class, and once Danielle calls to tell him what he's (not) wearing......he's not too psyched about it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand
phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Danielle, you're doing the phone tap today?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Perfect. We received a letter from Emily. See, Emily is
taking some college classes and she's decided to get her
dad involved.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Anyway, well, Danielle's going to make a call as a
professor to dad, and then Emily will speak to her dad.
Let's see exactly what's going on in today's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hello, I may I speak to Larry Please? This is
Professor Peery ro Uh huh, I am your daughter, Emily's
sculpting teacher.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Is everything all right?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, everything is great. I just wanted to confirm that
you're going to be there on Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
On Friday? Is there something going on? She hasn't told
me anything about this.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh? Actually she signed you up on Friday for ninety
five for a model for our class.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I know she hasn't told me anything about this. Ye.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I mean, would you be willing to come in and
post for the class so they could sculpt?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
You don't know. I guess I should talk to her
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
But I guess if she didn't tell you anything, then
you don't know that it's actually a nude sculpting class.
Excuse me, I mean this session that we're doing is
nude models. And she said, oh, my dad, it's perfect.
He's in great shape. He'll be great for this.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
No, that that really isn't something I would do.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
She said, Oh, he's the coolest dad, He's like, he's
not one of you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Excuse me, I'm going to need to talk to her
about this. But no, the answer is.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Absolutely Once they sculpted you, it's not like people are
going to know that it's Larry's you know what. They're
just going to know it's somebody's you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You know. I don't know why you're pushing me on this.
I've told you right now this is not something I'm
comfortable with and it's not something I'm going to do,
and I will talk to my daughter about it.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
What will we give you a hundred bucks?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, that's not the point. The point is is that
I'm not going to strip in front of anybody, let
alone a group of strangers. Now please, okay, well okay,
then how about this.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Would you feel more comfortable if your wife was in
the class?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
No? Absolutely not. This is ridiculous he's so upset I'm
away from Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, Oh my gosh, Okay, hold on, he's calling. He's
calling I three way am in right? Okay, hold on, okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Hey, I just got a really rather disturbing call from
none of your professors.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
She said that you volunteered me to come in and
be a model.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, you said you were busy on Friday when I
talked to.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
You last week, And yeah, no, I thought you wanted
to have lunch or something. I didn't realize you were
going to start volunteering me for stuff. Well, you know what,
she's she's a little crazy, this woman. She wanted, why
are you so upset? You sounded really mad because this
woman asked me to come in and model naked in
your class. That I can't believe you even you even

(02:41):
thought I would I would possibly consider that. I cannot
tell you how embarrassing that was. Oh, I don't even
understand what's wrong with that? Dude?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
What do you mean say that I should get.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Out of my body, that I should respect my body,
my body, your body, but not not and not not
to display it in front of a bunch of strangers.
I don't know what you were.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Than my classmates and they're professionals.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, okay, if you feel comfortable with it, you're you're
a grown girl. You can do whatever you want. But no,
how dare you volunteer me for something like that without
even asking me? I talked to more about it. Mom
knows too, and she's the prudest person on the planet.
She was running like a lie on a beach in
a bathing suit. You're talking about about being in a
class naked.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Nose knows she has the ability to.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Difference between crap. This is crap.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Fine, Well, if you're not going to help me out
with class, at least can I put you on the radio?
What hey, Larry, Larry, this is Danielle Narrow from Elvis
Durant in the Morning show. You just got phone tapped.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, okay, Now, it was getting to a point there
where I thought, Okay, something is wrong here, something that's
really wrong.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Phone tap