Dick Burger Talks to Himself

Richard loves to argue with people over the phone…..so Garrett makes him argue himself!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Garrett? What's your phone tap? All about it?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Here? It's very unique exactly. So Keith wanted to play
a phone tap on his grandpa Richard. Now we learned
that Richard loves to fight with people on the phone
who he doesn't know, so when he gets phone calls
at his house, he starts arguing with them. All right,
so we're gonna call Richard, confuse him, record Richard, and
then play Richard back Richard.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh wow, these are tough to pull off.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
These are hard to do.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Did you do it?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
It was fun? Let's see what happens in today's phone tap.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Hello, Hi is Richard Berger there? Yeah, this is Dick Burger.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Who's this Patrick?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Patrick?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Who are you home right now?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I'm home right now?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Is this your phone number here? Two seven?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, you got the wrong number.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
This is your two seven?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yes, this is year to seven. That's my number.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
What you want?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Patrick?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I don't know what Patrick? Do you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Patrick?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Do you like sausage?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well? I like sausage.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
What do you mean sausage?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Do you play ping pong?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Do scratch your ass?

Speaker 4 (01:20):
All?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Right, all right, So that's part one.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's part one.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Now you recorded him.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Now Richard's going to talk to Richard, all right, here's
where he gets fun.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Here we go. Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, this is Dick Burger.
Who's this? Who is this? Yeah, this is Dick Burger.
Who's this?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yes? This is Year of Skit two seven. That's my number.
That's my number.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
What you want? No, that's my number? You know what?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Patrick? I don't know what Patrick? Hello, who is this?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Who the hell are you?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yes? This is Year of Skip two seven.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, that's my number. No, yes, it is No, cut
it out, all right, don't scratch your ass. Stop calling
my number?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Stop calling me? Cut it out? All right? Now? Who
is say? Stop calling my number?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Hey, Richard?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Who is this now?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Richard? My name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by your grandson, Keith.
Oh my god, do you realize you've been talking to
yourself for the past half hours?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
What? Yeah, this is Dick Berger. Who's this? Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, Keith had to get back to class, but he
wanted to play a little joke on you.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
So I'll see that sound of a Bitch later the Elvis.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show