July 28, 2026 • 9 mins
Danielle prank calls random bowling alleys in the south.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The free crap phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no money this week, maybe not
next week. I don't I don't see any money on
the phone the phone taps in the near future at all. Okay, Yeah,
let's work on it. Let's work on it a little harder.
But until then, we've got lots of crap. You know,
rather than renting a big dumpster to put out back
to clean out these studios, we'll just give it to you.
(00:23):
Why not, It's cheaper. So in the free crap phone
Tap today, what are we giving away? What crap did
you come up with? Well, you know, one one guy's
crap is another man's treasure. Is that how the line goes?
So we're starting with uh we're starting with some hearing
aids of a brand I've never heard of before. Uh Brew.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You need to keep those for yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, okay, all right, let's keep moving, keep moving, keep
moving Nebrew Nebrew hearing aids. Okay, all right, I've got
not one, but two ne massagers. Somebody must be getting
ready for a replacement or something, because there's two nemassagers.
What I don't know, but it's how does it work?
(01:12):
You put it on your knee? But wireless relaxing massage.
It's obviously not from this country because it says wireless
relaxing massage knee. Uh. And apparently it heats and it
vibrates and it's got red light therapy, although you have
to put it on your knee. I guess so I've
never heard of levity, but uh, okay, all right, So
so far I see a theme here. We've got haring
(01:32):
age and ne massage. You had something for my spastic
colon in there you got, I've got something for your child.
Thanks to Andrew, He's got us a brute pants bottle.
And instead of high noon, it says cry noon for
your baby. Oh nice? And last, but not least, uh,
(01:53):
bed game lubricant intimate what clean and non staining to
your shelf life. I told you not to go to
my office. It's still hermetically sealed. Of it's six point
eight fluid ounces of lubricant.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
If you know, you know, maybe you can lubricate your
knees while you're your names.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
So hearing aids, baby bottle massages and lubricant.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I know that sounds like quite an evening out. That's
all right, all right? Uh Okay, so we've got hearing
aids nae massages, lubricant and something else I don't know, whatever,
baby a baby bottle. All right, that's the crap we're
giving away today. Wait, Ganda, you said there was something
in there you liked. What are those four items?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Did you like the name massager? That looks great? I'm
sure that that probably works well for like an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, you throw it away.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was giving away too.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, all right, Well a lot of people have those
two knees. It's kind of wild. Yeah, you can massage
both at the same time. Saved time. Right, you get
to the point. You get to the point with your knees.
All right, if you want that with a free crap,
phone be called one hundred. All the joy in having
Scottie box all this up to send it out. Called
us now at eight hundred two four to two zero
(03:08):
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones tappen.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's obvious we need phone tap. But even as the
well runs dry, Danielle kicked it up.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I try.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What's the phone tap all about?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, I'm just gonna call the South and ask them
some interesting questions. Let's call it bowling yellows?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, mis James, Yes hi.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I recently purchased my husband a set of balls, and
I wanted to know if you would drill holes in
my husband's balls.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yes, ma'am, will you will?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
All right? How much does that cost?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Well, there's a conventional drill and then there's a fingertip
and it runs from forty five with a high dollars
to twenty five for the conventional.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
But he has big balls.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Well, understand, the size of the baller is all the same.
Is the how heavy they are or how light? That
is the weight that changes. All balls are the same size.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, he does have heavy balls.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You know. That's that's it usually would be for a man.
But if you got a six pound ball for a kid,
they'll fit in the same hole.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What about initials? Can you put my initials in my
husband's balls?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I do install pictures and emblems and things like that.
And one lady, what we've done was cut about a
quarter inch deep in the ball and then you can
see right through it to the name. You see what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm not sure if my husband wants his balls cut right?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Well, what I what I do is is. I'll just
I'll just make a gash there to put the thing in,
and then i'll feel the gash over.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You cut the balls with a knife.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It is a It is a very clean hupper. It
looks real sweet that you have to see it to
understand if if you if you don't know what I'm
talking about. The ball is perfectly fine. It is round
and smooth, and there's no gouge, there's no scratch, there's
nothing in it. It's sweet.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
So when you cut the balls, you plug the other hole.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I put. I put my grandkid's picture in my balls,
and it's still round like a ball. It's still perfectly
smooth like a ball.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So your grandkids balls are smooth, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
My grandkid's picture is in my balls. You have to
see it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Does that cost chafing on the balls?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I repair damage. I take I take anything it's you know,
gouged or scratched or etched, and I repair that and
fill it all right.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
First, before that, could you plug his hole? He's got
a pretty old hole.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yes, ma'am. I can, I can, I can refit it
to fit somebody else's hand. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
So I can put my thumb in his hole and
it'll fit.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Okay, I can make I can make the hole your
thumb size, or I can make the whole his thumb size.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, but he likes it when I put my finger
in his hole.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Well, I'm sure he would like that. Now, generally, when
you cut, I custom fit to a particular hand. If
you want me to take two hands, then what I
got to do is I got to take the biggest hand,
because if I drilled it for the smallest hand, the
big guy can't get any.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So both of us then can put our hands in
the hole at the same time.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's the same time. Why would you put your hand
in there when his hand's in there.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Because sometimes we like to play around and stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He's got sixteen pound balls, and you're gonna squeeze the
ball a whole lot to hang on to it.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Do you sell anything to put the balls in, ma'am?
Like ball sacks?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
A okay? Yeah, whatever you want to call him. You
know you can call him a sack or yes, ma'am,
some people bring him in in a purse.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't know if my husband want me to keep
his balls in my purse.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That's that's It wouldn't matter to me personally. I get
some people just bring them in in a box. Some
people just bring them in and tote them in their arms.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Because he needs a good sack for his balls.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, well they got him that holds two up to five.
They got all sizes and colors and shapes just quickly.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
My husband has white balls, so I want something that
matches that. Do you have something to match the white balls?
Sack wise?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Ma'am, you just need to look at the catalog and
see what all is available. Oh you got a catalog, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I can meet you here at any time you want
me to, and I worked till one in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, thank you so much for helping me with my
husband's balls.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What was that she wanted her husband's bulls drilled? Yeah, okay,
balls as you do, as one does. Thank you Danielle
for today's free crap phone tap. Let's get into uh,
let's get into our friend Craig Craig in Deerfield Beach, Florida.
Hey Craig, how are you, hey, guys, how you doing
(07:30):
this morning? We're doing. Okay, Welcome to the day, Welcome
to the show. Thanks for listening every day at why
one hundred point seven. Let me tell you about your
weather today. It's gonna be like yesterday up to ninety
maybe some rain off and on this afternoon. Okay, you're
gonna you're gonna have an okay day, typical summer day
down there, believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I was called in that shower yesterday in Florida, crazy,
even though I had a shower on Sunday before work.
You know, I had two showers.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So yeah, I I could tell you am on about
Florida that how how many days hit rains out? Yeah,
it's a it's it's the rain season. It's monsoon time.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Hey, you are calling away and end bumping up soon too?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh no, no, don't say the H word. What do
you have for Craig in the free crap photo, it's
a bunch of crap. It's a Bruce Pants baby bottle
that says crying noon instead of high noon. The lubricants
six point eight flu announces two ne massagers, and of
course the hearing aids that may or may not work.
Congratulations beautiful that that will be a present, believe it
(08:35):
or not.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Two for my dad hearing ags. He needs hear the
me massages.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I think he needs a lot because he.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Needs are going baby bottle.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I'll give that to somebody that has nowaday.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Okay, well listen, thank you so much, Craig. You tell
your dad we said hi and enjoyed. Figure out where
that loube's going. I think that's the Uh, that's the
blue ribbon prize there and we love you, Craig. Enjoy
your day. Uh, there you go. A free crap phone tap.
Why do people call for this stuff? Do they really
need this or wonka stuff? It's just calling in just
to say, hi's I guess the thrill?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah? All right? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Donny really wanted one of those masses.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Wouldn't give it up?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You want to give it a whirl. I don't even
know if they worked.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't think we can open their price.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
No no, no, don't do that, and don't open the lube.
Leave it all intact, please please don't. We got another
free crap phone tap
The free crap phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no money this week, maybe not
next week. I don't I don't see any money on
the phone the phone taps in the near future at all. Okay, Yeah,
let's work on it. Let's work on it a little harder.
But until then, we've got lots of crap. You know,
rather than renting a big dumpster to put out back
to clean out these studios, we'll just give it to you.
(00:23):
Why not, It's cheaper. So in the free crap phone
Tap today, what are we giving away? What crap did
you come up with? Well, you know, one one guy's
crap is another man's treasure. Is that how the line goes?
So we're starting with uh we're starting with some hearing
aids of a brand I've never heard of before. Uh Brew.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You need to keep those for yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, okay, all right, let's keep moving, keep moving, keep
moving Nebrew Nebrew hearing aids. Okay, all right, I've got
not one, but two ne massagers. Somebody must be getting
ready for a replacement or something, because there's two nemassagers.
What I don't know, but it's how does it work?
(01:12):
You put it on your knee? But wireless relaxing massage.
It's obviously not from this country because it says wireless
relaxing massage knee. Uh. And apparently it heats and it
vibrates and it's got red light therapy, although you have
to put it on your knee. I guess so I've
never heard of levity, but uh, okay, all right, So
so far I see a theme here. We've got haring
(01:32):
age and ne massage. You had something for my spastic
colon in there you got, I've got something for your child.
Thanks to Andrew, He's got us a brute pants bottle.
And instead of high noon, it says cry noon for
your baby. Oh nice? And last, but not least, uh,
(01:53):
bed game lubricant intimate what clean and non staining to
your shelf life. I told you not to go to
my office. It's still hermetically sealed. Of it's six point
eight fluid ounces of lubricant.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
If you know, you know, maybe you can lubricate your
knees while you're your names.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
So hearing aids, baby bottle massages and lubricant.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I know that sounds like quite an evening out. That's
all right, all right? Uh Okay, so we've got hearing
aids nae massages, lubricant and something else I don't know, whatever,
baby a baby bottle. All right, that's the crap we're
giving away today. Wait, Ganda, you said there was something
in there you liked. What are those four items?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Did you like the name massager? That looks great? I'm
sure that that probably works well for like an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, you throw it away.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was giving away too.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, all right, Well a lot of people have those
two knees. It's kind of wild. Yeah, you can massage
both at the same time. Saved time. Right, you get
to the point. You get to the point with your knees.
All right, if you want that with a free crap,
phone be called one hundred. All the joy in having
Scottie box all this up to send it out. Called
us now at eight hundred two four to two zero
(03:08):
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones tappen.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's obvious we need phone tap. But even as the
well runs dry, Danielle kicked it up.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I try.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What's the phone tap all about?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, I'm just gonna call the South and ask them
some interesting questions. Let's call it bowling yellows?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, mis James, Yes hi.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I recently purchased my husband a set of balls, and
I wanted to know if you would drill holes in
my husband's balls.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yes, ma'am, will you will?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
All right? How much does that cost?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Well, there's a conventional drill and then there's a fingertip
and it runs from forty five with a high dollars
to twenty five for the conventional.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
But he has big balls.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Well, understand, the size of the baller is all the same.
Is the how heavy they are or how light? That
is the weight that changes. All balls are the same size.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, he does have heavy balls.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You know. That's that's it usually would be for a man.
But if you got a six pound ball for a kid,
they'll fit in the same hole.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What about initials? Can you put my initials in my
husband's balls?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I do install pictures and emblems and things like that.
And one lady, what we've done was cut about a
quarter inch deep in the ball and then you can
see right through it to the name. You see what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm not sure if my husband wants his balls cut right?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Well, what I what I do is is. I'll just
I'll just make a gash there to put the thing in,
and then i'll feel the gash over.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You cut the balls with a knife.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It is a It is a very clean hupper. It
looks real sweet that you have to see it to
understand if if you if you don't know what I'm
talking about. The ball is perfectly fine. It is round
and smooth, and there's no gouge, there's no scratch, there's
nothing in it. It's sweet.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
So when you cut the balls, you plug the other hole.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I put. I put my grandkid's picture in my balls,
and it's still round like a ball. It's still perfectly
smooth like a ball.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So your grandkids balls are smooth, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
My grandkid's picture is in my balls. You have to
see it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Does that cost chafing on the balls?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I repair damage. I take I take anything it's you know,
gouged or scratched or etched, and I repair that and
fill it all right.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
First, before that, could you plug his hole? He's got
a pretty old hole.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yes, ma'am. I can, I can, I can refit it
to fit somebody else's hand. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
So I can put my thumb in his hole and
it'll fit.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Okay, I can make I can make the hole your
thumb size, or I can make the whole his thumb size.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, but he likes it when I put my finger
in his hole.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Well, I'm sure he would like that. Now, generally, when
you cut, I custom fit to a particular hand. If
you want me to take two hands, then what I
got to do is I got to take the biggest hand,
because if I drilled it for the smallest hand, the
big guy can't get any.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So both of us then can put our hands in
the hole at the same time.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's the same time. Why would you put your hand
in there when his hand's in there.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Because sometimes we like to play around and stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He's got sixteen pound balls, and you're gonna squeeze the
ball a whole lot to hang on to it.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Do you sell anything to put the balls in, ma'am?
Like ball sacks?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
A okay? Yeah, whatever you want to call him. You
know you can call him a sack or yes, ma'am,
some people bring him in in a purse.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't know if my husband want me to keep
his balls in my purse.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That's that's It wouldn't matter to me personally. I get
some people just bring them in in a box. Some
people just bring them in and tote them in their arms.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Because he needs a good sack for his balls.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, well they got him that holds two up to five.
They got all sizes and colors and shapes just quickly.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
My husband has white balls, so I want something that
matches that. Do you have something to match the white balls?
Sack wise?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Ma'am, you just need to look at the catalog and
see what all is available. Oh you got a catalog, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I can meet you here at any time you want
me to, and I worked till one in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, thank you so much for helping me with my
husband's balls.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What was that she wanted her husband's bulls drilled? Yeah, okay,
balls as you do, as one does. Thank you Danielle
for today's free crap phone tap. Let's get into uh,
let's get into our friend Craig Craig in Deerfield Beach, Florida.
Hey Craig, how are you, hey, guys, how you doing
(07:30):
this morning? We're doing. Okay, Welcome to the day, Welcome
to the show. Thanks for listening every day at why
one hundred point seven. Let me tell you about your
weather today. It's gonna be like yesterday up to ninety
maybe some rain off and on this afternoon. Okay, you're
gonna you're gonna have an okay day, typical summer day
down there, believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I was called in that shower yesterday in Florida, crazy,
even though I had a shower on Sunday before work.
You know, I had two showers.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So yeah, I I could tell you am on about
Florida that how how many days hit rains out? Yeah,
it's a it's it's the rain season. It's monsoon time.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Hey, you are calling away and end bumping up soon too?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh no, no, don't say the H word. What do
you have for Craig in the free crap photo, it's
a bunch of crap. It's a Bruce Pants baby bottle
that says crying noon instead of high noon. The lubricants
six point eight flu announces two ne massagers, and of
course the hearing aids that may or may not work.
Congratulations beautiful that that will be a present, believe it
(08:35):
or not.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Two for my dad hearing ags. He needs hear the
me massages.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I think he needs a lot because he.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Needs are going baby bottle.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I'll give that to somebody that has nowaday.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Okay, well listen, thank you so much, Craig. You tell
your dad we said hi and enjoyed. Figure out where
that loube's going. I think that's the Uh, that's the
blue ribbon prize there and we love you, Craig. Enjoy
your day. Uh, there you go. A free crap phone tap.
Why do people call for this stuff? Do they really
need this or wonka stuff? It's just calling in just
to say, hi's I guess the thrill?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah? All right? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Donny really wanted one of those masses.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Wouldn't give it up?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You want to give it a whirl. I don't even
know if they worked.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't think we can open their price.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
No no, no, don't do that, and don't open the lube.
Leave it all intact, please please don't. We got another
free crap phone tap
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