In the Arms of an Angel

Garrett pretends he’s from the puppy adoption organization and pranks Kya’s boyfriend Sam- who refuses to get a dog.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mis Ter and the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
All right, gear it into your phone tap. What do
you have today?

Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, I'm bringing back an old favorite of mine.
So Kaya wants to play a phone tap on our
boyfriend Sam. Now the couple recently had the talk, not
the relationship talk, we should buy a puppy talk. All right,
So Sam's into it, Kaya, not so much. I'm going
to start the call to Sam, the boyfriend, to congratulate
him on getting a dog one of these.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I know what this is. Yeah, okay, these are great. Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello, Hi, Yes, I'm looking for a Samuel. What is
this I'm calling on behalf of Say, if you signed
up to be a future dog owner, thank you so
much in helping rescue an animal and bringing one into
your home. Do you remember signing up with Sovereign Bank

(00:49):
the other day at me at supermarket?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, I signed up. I want that free shirt?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, Well with that, the bank sells the information to
a third party like ourselves, and they said that you
were fit for an animal, and it is now our
job to just show you the way of what sixty
cents could do each day.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
No anything, I'm allergic to dogs. I don't want no dogs,
So have a good day. Bye. Hello Spendil Tom, Hello
that second Hello? Hello Break?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Hi Samuel? Who was Samuel? Hi? I'm Raymond Reddington. Will
you be an angel for a helpless animal? Every day
an innocent animal is abused?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
No animal?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Sixteen dollars a month, only sixty cents a day. You'll
help rescue on animal and bring them into a loving
home like yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
No, I look, I'm allergic to animals. Depends.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't want any now has anyone ever given you
a second chance? Hello the mirror girl, Samuel, It's Raymond Rennington.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Here.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
There's an animal who needs.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
To stop calling me. I gotta go to work. I
don't need to right now.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
We have Loopy, the one legged pug that I think
would be a great fit for you and.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Your loved one.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
What about waffles? Are one eyed?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Palm? Rainey? Stop calling me robot, I'm gonna up back
your plants. Yah, baby, stupid idiot keeps calling me trying
to give me some dogs train that I signed up

(02:42):
for some scraps you know how, don't them like dogs? Wait?
Wait wait wait wait wait where did you say I
said I don't want the dogs. Keeps following me, trying
to give me dogs. I don't want a dog. I
don't want to bank t shirt. We were talking about,
you know, maybe anyone right, maybe give nothing? What are
you talking about? You talking something? I mean I thought
that was something we were kind of moving towards. Are

(03:04):
you right now? I don't want a dog. We didn't
we never you talked about one of the dogs. I
ain't talk about one of the dogs. Did I come
back and say yes? Maybe? No, I didn't say anything
about one and a dog. I'm berg short hair, long hair,
medium ere. I don't care. I don't want a dog. No, no,
I said no. I'm not speaking in Spanish. I'm not

(03:26):
speaking in Chinese. I'm speaking Americans. No.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Sam, Hey Sam, you're Sam. My name is actually Garrett
from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And you just
got a phone taplow give.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Me a card attack on me. I'm trying to get
ready for work. But I like the show. But this
is not cool on the real this is not cool.
Oh Hi, you're gonna get it me Elvis.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Duran a phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Terran phone tap
only on Elvis Duran in the morning show