Mattress Delivery Problem

A woman phone taps her husband over the mattress they ordered and Garrett calls from the mattress delivery company with some bad news. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap,
So let's go. Yes, it's the Garrett phone tap. All right.
April wants to play a phone tap on her husband Darren.
Now the couple they just bought a new mattress and
Darren said, hey, you know what, I'll wait at home,
take the day off, wait for the delivery. April, on
the other hand, found out mattress wasn'tcoming when Darren took off,
so she said, now's the perfect time play a phone

(00:21):
tap on my husband. And this is a two parter. Yes,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hello, Hey, babe's me please?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
So I know you're at the house this morning. Where
are you now?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I'm headed back to work.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
The guy never showed up.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Okay, well I just got a call from him.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Apparently he's there now. Of course, of course he's there now.
Of course he's there now.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I let him be there now, so I gave him
your number.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
So he's gonna hopefully if you a call you in
a couple of minutes and you guys can work out
how you want to do this.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Okay, okay, bye?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hello, Hi is this Darren.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
This is Darren.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Darren, This is Marcus with Stefield's mattress. I am at
your house right now. I just spoke with your wife.
Are you Are you home or in the area or well,
I'm ten.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Minutes down the road now because you took three hours
and I had to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I have the mattress here, So you think like ten minutes,
I mean because I have other places I got to
drop stuff off at. So I just don't want this to,
you know, hold me back today.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I'll be ten minutes. But if i'm eleven minutes, you
better still be there.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I can't promise that. I'm on a tight schedule right now.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So this look, I'm really trying not to fly off
the handle right now.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Because I could have carried it from the manufacturer to
my house on my.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Back by now.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
You could have done that, but you chose me. So
I'm hoping you get here in less than nine minutes.
Two minutes have passed, so I'm kind of on this
tight constraint here.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
So okay, well, I don't want to ruin your day.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'll be there soon, all right, fair enough, I'll see
you in a few minutes, all right, all right? So then
Darren goes back to the house. Can I make another
phone call.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh God, hello Darren.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, it's Marcus again. Over with them, are you?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, sorry about that. I had to leave.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
When I see you, I am going to rip every
hair out of your little damn head. You're stupid.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I want to see if I could reschedule with you
sometime later this afternoon, if it was possible.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Wow, Okay, I'm trying to take a break. I'm trying.
I'm really trying to do it.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Do you have asthma? Do you have asthma?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
You've gotta be kidding me, because.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
If you have asthma, get your spray.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Big shut up.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I will.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm getting off work at five. I will be home
by five thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's not going to work unfortunately today, because I got
to drop off on the other side of town at
five today. So I why don't you make sir? Let's
be honest, if you really want to the mattress, I mean,
you should have just waited around. You shouldn't have left.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
You didn't wait. I have a life to leave.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I have a job that I care about.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Which is from potally different from your job. You know, obviously,
don't give it. I give it about your customer.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I do. Well, you're not giving about your mattress because
you decided to be lazy and leave when I told.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
You you got some big, fancy job and you're the
only that goes around delivering mattresses. All right, there's does
of them.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Hello, what's going on over there? I broke back when
you told me to go back to the house when
it was the hard way to work, and wasn't there
home down, He wasn't there.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
There's no time apparently in the history of the world,
that he can come and deliver this to us.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, I mean what if we I mean, if he
can't get to us in the US, vacation back for
a day. We can do that, can't We just reorganize
some things.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
We're gonna push vacation back. You have how much that
would cost. We're not pushing vacation back for a mattress. Honey, Well,
I really.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Want the mattress.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
If you had heard hey guy on the phone, you'd
be the same way I am not.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
If she knows an Elvis Duran in the morning, shown tap.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Honey, and you saw you would never give a phone tap.
We got your ass, Darren.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
My name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,
and your wife April wanted to play a joke on
you in case I.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Was really I was really prepared to murder a person.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
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