Mom I Can't Pay for my Haircut

Garrett plays a hair stylist as a son phone taps his mom telling her he’s getting an extreme haircut ahead of the family photo!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap right into the
phone tap with Garrett. What's it about? All right? So
Hunter wants to play a phone tap on his mom Linda.
Now the family photo is coming up. All family members
are coming in to take a one big group family photo.
So Hunter thought, hey, let's play with mom and say
that I'm getting a haircut right now, right before the
big family photo.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh boy, now here we go. The phone tap from Garrett. Hello, Hey,
well it's up getting some stuff together for the weeks.
And I kind of ran into a problem. It's a haircut.
Ye should be back in about an hour. You went
to get a haircut? Yeah, yeah, but you know I

(00:40):
was gonna shoot my head, you know, I was just
wanting to change. I decided, wait a minute, how do
you go for a haircut one having a family photograph?
What did your hair look like? Well, I mean you
only do half of it? Is a thing, because what
do you mean a good half of it? Well, I
really didn't have money. I thought it was sort of
a book of credit cards. I don't So you've got

(01:03):
to be kidding me. You've got to get your hair fixed.
You don't have money. You let the house to get
without money? What you want me to piphon you? Money
for a horrible haircut for family photo? Put the guy
on almost the short hair deal. How can you be
so idiotic? This is a family photograph. We have people

(01:24):
coming from everywhere. Listen to me, one thing at a time.
I'm boiling right now. Put that barber on, and you've
better finish that haircut, and I'm getting you a wig.
No mom, nothing, mom, nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
What's up? We're good?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Who's this? You know? Who's this?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
This is Linda. I am Hunter's mother.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh Linda, what's up? My name is Maclamore. Nice to
meet you.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, listen and let me.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let me explain.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Let me explain to you. Let me explain to you.
How do you do somebody's hair and then you find
out they don't have the money and you're not going
to finish. You've got to fix my son's hair. What
does it look like right now?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Chill right, chill, chill, chill, chill, kill chill, kill, chill chill.
You're saying to me, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Gonna cut his hair when he only has twenty dollars
in his pocket from the twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Not finish it. His stupidity is going to shame this family.
Do you understand me?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's big. That's big.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
That is big.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
It is.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I need you to blease fix his hair. I'm getting
in my car right now. I'm coming over.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
All right, you got the money, You got the money.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Naked, look like a human being.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
You got the money.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I'll give you. I will bring the money. But right now,
why chill?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Like I said, chill?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Whoa put him back on the phone.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, son, your mom's back on your phone.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I am driving down there with the rest of the cash.
Stupid is your middle name. You're braying one test. I'm
going for a big I am not even joking you.
We're in a weirdness. I'm getting in my car and
I'm coming down. It's disgusting, it's selfish. Hey, I told
you to get off the phone.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Get on with Linda. Linda, my name is garefrom Elvis
Durant in the Morning show. And you just got phone
tapped by your son.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
You're joking. You're joking in front of a bitch. Wait
a minute, I get you right. Why you getting rid? Listen?
I have news for you. I don't even want him
in the photo. After this, I'm going to strangle you,
your little Elvis Durant phone tap,