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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis, Duran, Elvis Duran phone tap all,
I'm scary? What's it all about?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So a few weeks ago, Haley had wanted to play
a phone tap on her mom and got in touch
with us. She was finishing up her finals and had
wanted to phone tap her mom about, you know, saying
that you know she's less than a role model student.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
She hasn't really quite been there all semester.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So I'm going to call her mom, pretending to have
dialed her by mistake, and listen to what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
See what happened to the scariest phone tap? Hello? Can I
speak to Haley?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Haley's not here?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Actually?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Can I take a message? Though?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Just?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Could you tell her that I got the I got
her delivery for her?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
So, I'm sorry, Why are you whispering? I can't. I
can barely even hear you, my dogs?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But what this quiet?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I got the delivery? Twenty dollars a pill?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Okay, twenty dollars a pill? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Maybe I should be dealing with her on this.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
No, twenty dollars a pill? What the hell are you
talking about? What pill?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She ordered? Some adderrole So she could cramp for her finals.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
So I am not following you.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Apparently she got troubles staying awake. She's got to learn
a lot and a little bit of time here, so
this is going to boost up her grade.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
All it's like part of the.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Old family, you know, Thailand all propofol Adderall.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Then, Oh, I've got an all family too, and it's
called I'm all gonna beat yourraft? You ever heard of
that family?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
This is your official study buddy, keeps you up at night,
makes you.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Study my sister a study buddy. You want to see that,
you over and drop it off and I'll put it
through your fake Do you want to do that?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Dan?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Go to school?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What am I supposed to do with this order?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Why do you do that? You know? I'm bad that
it came in to tell your sap.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
This is college crack. You want you to do it
and have high grades? Huh? It's like drinking seven doctor Pepper's,
except it's just in one.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Key.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yes, she's ready to roll.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Oh my god, that's crazy. Oh my god, Oh my god,
she's cleaning right now.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Okay, don't answer it, and I'm gonna dial her back
real quick and just say you missed the call or something.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Okay, Hello, Hello, I just missed your call right now.
I'm at school.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
What do you what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Where am I? Somebody just called me telling me that
you're looking for pills because you're very stressed out, because
you haven't slept and you've got finials that was twenty
dollars a piece. You aren't called daddy right now? I
will call daddy. What do you think daddy's gonna You
gonna call daddy.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You're gonna come clean right now.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
But it counts to three and you're gonna come clean.
Do you understand me?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, I gotta call you.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Pressure on me to get go?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Grades Oh cry out load, he's a blank hally, Come on,
get in side.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
We'll get right now.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Get in tide. Got up? You don't want to get
some sleep, Alley, then you better go to sleep. Earley,
chunking all night with your girlfriends every town in a
campus on. Somebody's got my door hold on.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Hey, I got your admirble. I think I dialed the
wrong number earlier and I spoke to somebody.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Mom? I gotta go. I can't talk to you right now.
I have to call you.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Back right now, right now.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, she wants to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, well that's where you go.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Hello, you get up through.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Her room right now.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
If I'm sending the police.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
She's got a past class. She feels the need, she
feels the need for speeding.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Them right now.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Listen to me, stupid bitch.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
If you need prozac, I got some of that for you,
because you need to calm down.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Okay, I'll get out of a room, okay, but first
I just got to let you know that you've been
phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Were talking about this is.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Scary Jones melse Terran in the Morning show. Mom, it's
a joke, radio prank. She's not on drugs.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I wasn't even past you in high school.