Skeery pretends he's a professor and phone taps a girl's mom and gives her the awful news her daughter isn't graduating
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Don't answer the phone. Elvis duran the Elvis Durand's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Jessica, say good morning to scary Gary. You
want to play a phone tap on your mom? Absolutely,
because he's so paranoid about my grades and about school
that I just think.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It would be great just to screw with her with this.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
She knows that you're on the Dean's list, an honored student,
and you're graduating all the way to semester.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, So how about we put a crimp in those
plans and tell her that you're missing a couple of credits.
That's great, here we go, I'll start.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
May I help you? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yes, I'm looking for Marie Alexander. Please.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yes, this is Hill.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
My name is Professor Pasternak. Here exist in Araphanius College. Yes,
your daughter is supposed to be graduating with one hundred
and twenty eight credits, right, she fell three credits short.
Are you aware of this?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
She did call someone last week from the house. She
spoke to a gentleman, and he's said that she had
made up the three credits.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay, I have no record of that, but there's no
way she can march in June.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I am so upset. You have no idea we have
we have a hall for this, for the graduation and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's that's jumping the gun a little bit. Well, you
could have a celebration anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Let me try to get in contact with her. Okay, yes,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, don't answer the phone.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, calling me right now.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm gonna call her right back.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, can I help you? Did you call me? Yeah,
Professor Pastornak? H huh, Well, he just called me to
tell me you're not graduating college. Okay. I didn't want
to tell you just yet, and I didn't think they
call you so fast. What are you gonna do, Jessica?
I just I was gonna take it in the summer
at Jessica, we have a whole we have everything, I say, idiot,
(01:52):
this man just called me. I'm mortified. Good because to
have stayed home once in a while and did the
papers the way you were supposed to do them, and
I wouldn't be getting phone calls like this at work.
Are you mad at me right now, Jessica, I'm mortified, hella.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Miss Alexander. Yes, Professor Pasternak.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm going for a hard time right now. She told
me she tried to hide it from me as long
as possible because she didn't want to hurt me.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yes, they do that all the time. What about some
of the behavioral issues? What behavioral She was caught relieving
herself in the bushes on the main quad.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Did she tell you about that?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, I really thought there was a more open line
of communication between you and your daughter.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm trembling, trembling.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, hold on a second, let me see if I
can conference her in here. You guys need to have
more conversations. Oh, Jessica, are you there? Yeah, I have
your mother on the line.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Jessica, I'm ready to puke up my my. What did
we eat? I don't even know what we ate? I
had a taco bell. I'm shaking. I'm really sorry, Jessica.
What real, Jessica swid? I mean, this is fake, scary.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
She's phone tapping you.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh my god. I hate everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, you don't.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I do hate you. I don't even know you when
I hate you Elvis Duran's phone.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
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Speaker 1 (03:39):
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