Put Dumba** on the Phone!

Elvis calls businesses across the country asking to speak to "dumba**" to see who gets put on the phone!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phones happened.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Think about it.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What would happen if someone called your office, or your
school or your house and said, hey, let me speak
to dumbass? Who would you put on the phone without
even thinking about it? So we thought we'd put that
to the test. So I called several places and asked
them to speak to dumbass yes diners around the country.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Surprisingly, we had some interesting results. So here we go
a phone.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Town, waffle house. Donah, how may I help you?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hey, Donna? Yeah, put out put the dumb ass on
the phone real quick. Oh the damas You know who
I'm talking about? Yeah, I put her on all right?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
All right, Hey Dana, Hi, how come when I called
waffle house and asked for dumb ass, they put you
on the phone.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Isn't they kind of stupid? Why would you think I
was as? Seriously? Wait, day high their way down? Congratulations.
Well you are the official dumb ass at that waffle house.
But but I want you to have a great day
and we'll talk to you later. Bye. All right, you

(01:15):
think that was weird, Let's try another one. Every waffle
house has a dumb ass. Good morning, I help you. Hey, yeah,
I mean I speak your dumb ass? Please?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Which one.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You know who I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Jason?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yes, right, all right, yeah, building, all right, I'll call
back later.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
A thanks, you gotta see.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Let me try another one, hold on every one. Every
waffle house.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Has a dumb ass waffle house can happy? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Are you guys busy over there today?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
We're very slow? Yeah over here too. Listen, can you
just put old dumb ass on the phone real quick?
She was on vacation.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Milk.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, I know there's nobody here but the grill cook.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
You know I could think of some better than her.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, Chriss, grill Chris is the dumbass. But he sounds
like he's busy, so we'll Chrissy. Yeah, all right, grill cook.
We'll call back when she gets back with the milk. Okay,
let's call one. Are you guys busy today?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm sorry to bother you. Why don't you do you favorite?
Put old dumb ass on the phone real quick. I
gotta talk to him, Eddie exactly. Tell Eddie Bob's on
the phone.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, he said, Tell the crackhead called dumb ass back
in another time. All right, tell Eddie will call him back.
All right, I'm gonna call him all day. I bet
they all have one. Thanks healthy, Hey, good morning. Uh
let me talk to that old dumb ass back there.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Who's that?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Here?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
All right, he's at the University U. Now that's why
he's the dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Us.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's a busy day. He's not there to work, thank you.
One of them will say, no, we don't have one. Sure. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
How are you guys doing over there today? Can you
put old dumb ass on the phone real quick?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, hold on all right, Hey, I just called and
I asked to speak to dumbass and she put you on.
Why did she do that? That's not very nice. Yeah,
you should ask her why she did that. That's not cool, dude.
She has to remember whose songs a chick? Yeah, I'm
telling you. All right, man, have a great day at

(03:44):
waffle house. Elvis Duran's phone tap