Stop Singing and Dancing at the Gym

A girl phone taps her best guy friend who hasn’t been horsing around at the gym- and Garrett calls from the gym to let him know he’s being kicked out!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap about today?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Matty wants to play a phone tap on our best
friend Noah. Now, the two of them just signed up
for one of those boot camp style workouts where they
go and you get you know, workout like you're in
boot camp. So Noah really isn't feeling this workout, so
he hasn't been attending that much. But when he does,
he kind of, you know, just walks around, talks to people,
phones it in. Yeah, exactly. So we figured that would
be a good time to play a phone tap on Noah.

(00:28):
So we're gonna call him and ask him not to
come back to the gimp.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
All right, See how let's listen to this hell.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
This is Todd over at man hear I have good morning,
Good morning. I was just calling about a few of
our members complaining about excessive talking in our classes coming
from you for me? Yes, what when when last Saturday
at the twelve forty five class with Leila the instructor.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't think they're talking about me.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, that's not the only complaint that we have.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, I don't really have times with this right now?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, close, Noah, Hi, this is Todd. I think we
just got disconnected.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
No, I hung up on you. I don't have times
with this bools right now.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
A few of the people in the treadmill class are
complaining that you're dancing on the treadmill while they're.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Trying to work out what does anyone care what I
do at the gym. I pay some membership so I
could go in there and dance if I want to dance.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
A few people in the locker room are complaining of
the excessive singing of Beyonce songs. This is a call
about asking you not to come back through the excessive
amount of complaints.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Back to the gym. Yes, that's ridiculous. I don't have
time for this bulls right now. Okay, I gotta go buy.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Hello, sir, I think we'd keep on getting disconnected, which I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Getting disconnected right now. What I'm doing, I'm hanging up
on you. So I don't want to have this conversation anymore. Okay,
well alone, it doesn't matter who cares? Who cares what
I do? Who cares? If I sing? I signed a contract.
I can do what I want to do.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, well, if you read the contracts or you'll.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
See that, because no one reads a contract, I can
go to the gym and sing at the gym if
I want to sing. He totally believes it.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I could see why you wanted to phone tap him.
Let's call him back in a few minutes. Three way
to call in and I'll record it here and just
ask him if he wants to go work out.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, okay, totally and harassing me this entire morning. That's crazy.
They want to kick me out of the gym. People
are complaining about me singing and dancing. It as a
contract that says they are allowed to do that. Well,
I mean, okay, to be real, like you know, like

(02:44):
you were kind of like being a let's just trap
thing and are you doing right now? Are you doing
it now? Are you doing right now? Are you you know?
I want to I mean you were, I mean, oh
my hearing me, I'm not You're supposed to be on
my side right now, you know, I am. I'm just
you know, I'm just trying to keep it real, you know,

(03:04):
I mean, and you know, just excessive Beyonce in the locker,
lease a little bit. You are singing you are singing
at the gym. I mean, maybe you should take it
right a little seriously. I mean just I'm taking it seriously.
Are you kidding me? I take it seriously when I'm
there and I don't want to deal with this book
early for that.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Noah, who's this now? My name is Garrett from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show. You just got phone tapped?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I got you? Are you kidding you? Finish? Elvis Durant
phone tap