A girl who just moved to London for school phone taps her neurotic mom who has always had issues with the phone bill- and Skeery plays the part of a computerized bot - running up the charges of the daughter’s collect call to her mom- in real time
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Episode Transcript
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, you know, Scary's been walking up and down the hallways.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's so fabulous. It's my best work ever. So he's
all proud of his phonetap. I was it all about Scary?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well, actually, Brittany had emailed us and I got back
in contact with her. She wanted a phone tap her
mom because her mom has always been this maniac when
it comes to the house phone bill, the cell phone bill.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
There are three kids in the house.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
So Brittany got sent off to college and she's overseas
in London, and she thought, how cool would it be
if I made my very first ever collect call back
to the States to mom.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
So I was a part of the operator and let's
watch mom go crazy with a.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Call from overseas, which could be sort of expensive. Here
we go Scary's award winning phone tap. Hello, this is
Operator Wise with a Collect call from Brittany.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, do you accept the charges?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, I'll accept.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Your call is now being connected.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'm okay, yeah, everything fine. I'm just calling to say hi.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, why Brittany.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Why an't you calling me on your phone?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Why are you calling me collect.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I actually lost my phone? But wait, no, what do
you I wanted to say, Hi, I don't have my
frittey Brittany, what do you mean you want? Wait? What
do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
You lost your phone?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
You know like I'm studying abroad, I'm in wondering you
know what?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You know what? You know what?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Pretty?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay? So you lost your phone.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
This is getting expensive. You lost your phone?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
And now what do you need?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Do you need another phone?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah? I mean I would like to buy another phone.
And so the Collins. Is that what that conversation is about?
Because if it is, and we'll defend you money and
we'll get you another phone. I wanted you to fill
me in on what's going on until you think you
can dance? I want me to ask me about so
you think you can dance? Ye have linet? I actually
(02:01):
can't look it up online. My computer is broken.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
My friend Bob uh sat on it the other night after.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Bob, Brittany, why did you on your computer?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
We don't talk enough. You don't know about my friends.
You should know these things. What do you if? What
a gut? Don't shut out?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You tell me you lost it so fu and now fourteen?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Whoa my Brittany, I am hanging up. I'm hanging in
my mom mom. Wait wait wait wait wait, I want
I had something important to ask you, Brittany.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I just want to know what what you were at
a dinner last night? Are you a Brooks?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Brittany?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Just want to I'm so far away I miss you
right now.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I'm not a missing you.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Twenty eight dollars to twenty eight dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
That's dirittey, I'm done y, I'm pounds here, it's in.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh my god, it doesn't take much to get her heated.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Oh my goodness, so massive?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Should we do another collect call?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Hello, this is operator wise. Will they collect call from Brittany?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Do you accept the charge?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Wait, no, wait, I have a question.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Can I can I ask you a question? Can you
tell me how.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
This pricing thing goes?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
When?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
When when someone calls you collect three dollars for the
first minute, and then and then when it goes, it
goes what double every other two dollars each additional minute?
This isn't add up.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
So I was on the on the phone with my daughter.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
If she called me collect, I was on the phone
for like a total of four minutes, and then went
to twenty eight dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
That doesn't add up? Can you get me credit?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I could check into that for you. Man. Do you
accept the charges on this call? What are you through?
Your call is now being connected.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh. I can't believe young up on me. And I
can't believe Brittany that you have the goal to call
me a second time.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's five dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
That wasn't how minutes?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
What is there? Two minutes?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Two seconds? This whole conversation, it's been a waste of
my time and it's costing me money.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
So I've got to go.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Wanted to tell you one other thing. I had my
first English school this morning and it was really really good.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Fifteen dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
No wait, bes thing broken?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Twenty two dollars?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Whoever you want calling the phone for his mistake? Okay,
you know what, Brittany.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't know what's going on, but don't.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You I begin hear my.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Voice, so you get a cell phone mom? All right, Brittany,
we got to let her off the hook. Okay, hello,
fifty seven dollars. Who's the business?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Sixty three dollars?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Are you with me, Brittany Bricky.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You've been phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Got your mom, my, god, mom.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
This is Scary Jones with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.
And you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
You overseas so that you can play pranks on me
as well. You know what I was coming down with
my phone mill, brit Elvis Duran's phone tap. Phone tap
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