A bride completely melts down after her friend claims a puppy ruined her wedding dress just days before the ceremony.
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Don't we go to the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran's phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
An email came into the show saying, my best friend
Simone has been driving us nuts. She's asked me to
do her a favor and pick up her wedding dress
since she's so busy, and I told her, okay, I'll
get it done. So why don't we have a little
fun with her? Let her know that well, something's happened
to her dress. She will freak out. So all we
need is a bridezilla, a puppy named Max, and Nicole,
(00:27):
a friend who wants to phone tap her bridezilla friend Simon,
and then you have the combination for a great phone tapp.
This is one of those phone taps where they do
the call. Let's listen into today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Someone speaking him I help you, Hey girl, Hey, how
you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm good? She didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Weekend we went to go with Samasia. It was real fun.
Did you see it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Did you pick up my dress?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Eli?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah? Did you look it up right here?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
But this don't don't go off now, don't go off.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
You didn't get the dress.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I did get the dress, but but what I had
a little problem with Max.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You had a problem with Max. What they got to
do with me?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
He's not house train yet, so he's got excited with
the dress, Nicole and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And hold on a second, Hold on a second, don't
say another word. You close this door up?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Why are you closing doors for everything? What's going with
my dress? I'm just trying to let me explain. First, Hold,
let me explain.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
They sneak up, say something. What the hell?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
So this peeple on it a little bit? Which we
could fix you, Peter.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Let me get no, I'm not even playing with you
right now, drup on my dress?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Hold or.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Anyways? So he dumped there, there's a little holes.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
There's some hole you're doing. Put a hole in my
wedding dress. You call me now at work? Why would
you do that? Why didn't you call me when it happened?
The hold, you are not that stupid. Stop acting dumb
right now. You sound like you laugh and it's not
funny the call.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And I laugh there because you spat it out like
my wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Is gonna week in my dressing up in the whole
we got.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
A week every different I gotta.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
See in my dress and you acting like it's a joke.
I cannot get another dress in a week. It took
five months to get that one.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Do you understand you tripping right now?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm tripping you on my dress.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I didn't let her first. First, I was in the
kitchen cooking.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
What's up? What's lesson than a kitchen with you?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, it was in a row.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You started to put it up and put that nasty
little going outside. You got my two thousand dollars wedding
dress in your house?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Whatever for two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh, I've been friending out you for a long time.
You know what. I'm a slap out of you next,
top dass too?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Come on, Why you didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Tell me this earlier? Why are you calling me laughing? Playing,
giggling when you get my wedding?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
What are you talking about? I'm gonna help you. How
you an't help me too?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You can't get me a new dress in a week.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I already feel bad enough about it, So you know.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm sound like you, so like you think it's funny.
It's not.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Did you hear me laugh at at all?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Fixt my dress? Nicole? How you gonna fix it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You can't Auntie. That's why I called you, my aunt
t t Hoo.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
To fix it. Bring me my dress. I want you
to keep your little nasty dog away from my dress.
And I don't want your aunt t t touching it.
I want you to pay for another dress and get
it here in a week. And you know you can't
do that, So you can't do this for me right now?
Oh you always.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Listen, Nicole, You just feeling dramatic.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's my wedding dress.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh my god, I wish I would did nobody no favor.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And you think you're doing a favoring right now by
letting your dogs on my dress.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I get you in a fright, I know you.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Then just say that to me. You know I'm gonna
thank you all right. Next time I see your ass,
I'm gonna thank you. Bring it to me, Bring it
to me right now.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Girl. You don't want to see this dress?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Girl? You mean I don't want to see my dress?
What happened to it? Nicole?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I needn't tell you everything he did. Nicole, you don't
want to see it? Your call?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
What the happens to my rest and the cale rest.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
To my aunt t t.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know she used to be a tailor, Nicole, your
aunt t t that made that sixteen year old birthday dress.
She's not touching my wedding dress, Nicole, And it's not funny.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
In society that's supposed to get married.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm just Nicole, all right. You don't decide who I
marry and what I wear when I get married. Okay,
you're lucky if you can come any Vietnam in my wedding.
I want my I want my dress, bring me my dress.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Calls my dress, Nicole, Leave me alone, you crazy pat dress.
I'm gonna try to fix away, so I'm gonna try
to go. Don't don't do anything I don't want to dress.
You don't stop yelling at me. First of all, to child,
First of all, you act like our child anywhere on
(05:07):
a dress a dog.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's scary. Jones Melbous ran in the Morning Show. You
got phone tapped?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Where's my dress? Who? Where's my dress? Right here?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Girl wrapped up in plastics about fifteen thousand times.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Girl'll bring my dress. Somebody even blinging you, Elvis Duran
a phone tap
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