Who's Your Driver?!

Skeery pranks two competing car services by connecting their phone lines and letting the confusion take over!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here we go the phone tap. Scary, it's all yours.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, I had a lot of fun of phone tapping
the Korean restaurant in the Spanish restaurant when we're across
the phone line and put them together. So I figured, Hey,
why don't I do it again? This time I'm going
to use two competing car services.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
My god, scary. These people get so mad when you
do this. It's like a crank call. Nobody send in
the email. I'm just just having foods all right, let's
listen it. See how Scary has fun freedom travel. I
gotta go to the dentrist.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Where are where can we pick you? Out? Right? Brother? Okay?
Broadway right right? And me.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Broadway in Western and Medford, medl Memphi.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Sure that's sure, okay, yeah, and where are you going?
I'll go to the dentriss Okay? Great? Which one, sir?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Boulevard?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Sir, you gotta you gotta help me out a little bit.
But which.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Savannah Saranna Boulevard?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
What what's the name of the boulevard? Krolada Boulevard, Corona
Saranna Serrano Svonnavannah Toronto Boulevard.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Could you hold on a second if friend is gonna
talk to you, because I go from my mouth, Sure.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
No problem, good morning, saying the car and Liaki. Let
me know exactly where you're going so you can get
a car to you.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I hear something in my mouth is for going to
a dentist. Could you talk to me? Tell me where
to break me up?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Please hold on? Okay, Hello, yes, hello, sir. Where you're located?
The guy said, Broadway, Maple, Broadway, Maple. We're at that location.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Pefore we'll get you.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
We don't need picking up.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
We will call you said we need a car. I'm
gonna give you a car Broadway and maybe we'll take
you this dentist.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
It'll be like ten minutes. Where are you going? No,
where are you going?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm glad that we got where you are down. I'm
taking you up. So you're gonna walk here to.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Get the car walking anywhere? You know this ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Call me back when you figure it out. I got
too many.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
People need rides.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Call you what how we have a number you call.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
It FREEOM to travel. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I tried to talk to your friend. He didn't know
what he was talking about. Now, are you going to
a dentist or not?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
YEA from the boulevard?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Which boulevard?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I my friend.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Tell him where you're going so we can come and
get you.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Hello, what town is the dentist? Then maybe I can
help you.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Hello, executives executive?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yes, executive car Limo. What kind of town is that?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Executive town?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
You're you're an executive town?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Executive town, Carl Limo. Now you need a limo. No,
we don't. We don't need a level. We have limos.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't need a limo. I want to know what
town you're in.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
If you don't need a limo, why are you calling us?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm not following you. You're calling me. What tower are
you in? Don't start with me? An, that's what's my friend?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Your friend is confused, Sir, I'm he's not giving me
any information.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Age gods, pads.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
In your mouth?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
I please give me a destination. Okay, it's a then
of boulevards. Want checking out? Check out a price?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Freedom travel guys, you're s you got that?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Where are you going?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Where I'm going?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I can't take this?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Hello? Hello, yeah, yes, a Vanna boulevard. It's a Vanna Bleulevard.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
All right, fifteen.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Bucks, it's eighteen.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Well, if you want to paying eighteen, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
You're paying me eighteen.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
If I'm taking you from boy A to B, you
would get me money. What you're talking about, man, what
are you talking about? Do you call me? No? No, no,
You're gonna get caught your ass straight from me. I'm
gonna come see you around.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh well, you gotta just show you know you guys
have been phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I what it jokes me? You don't put it jokes
on me. It wasn't me, man, I wasn't putting me.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's actually no, it's Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
My name is Gary Jones, and I've connected your phone
lines together.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh man, who said this up? I'm doing here? Somebody
help me here. One of the one of my drivers, right,
they said.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
This up right.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I'm just dialing a couple of numbers and put them
them together.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Got me. You definitely got me a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Listeners, how you call?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Histor ran a phone table