You Painted My TV!

Garrett pranks Billy by pretending to be the painter working on his apartment, claiming he used the wrong paint color and accidentally ruined his TV!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping. Garrett,
don't know about it, talk about it all right.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
So Ann wants to play a phone tap on our
boyfriend Billy. Now, Anne was left in charge at Billy's
apartment to wait for a painter to come to paint
a room at Billy's apartment. So An's going to start
the call. Then I'm going to join in as the
great painter.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
The Great Painter is played by Garrett.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Here we go, Hey, what's up? What's going on? Uh?
You know the painter's here? Oh good? What color did
you order? Wu? He kind of I think he might
have kind of messed up? How you guess up?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Blue?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, it's not exactly blue. It's kind of like it's
kind of like maybe like a raspberry color? What yeah,
like BlackBerry? Like dark blue? Like what? I don't know
what's here? Let me talk to this guy who email

(01:00):
like four times about this. I know. See what happens
when you don't hire a professional. I told you not
to just get some guys painting. I don't need to
play Plato. No, it's the print, it's them, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Can you talk to my boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
First second, he has a question for you.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, Billy, this is Roun. What's up? How are you?
Things are going great here?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You're doing the wrong color? What's going on? What do
you mean we talked about blue?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah? Yeah, it's kind of bluish with the hint of red.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
You I mean, I I we can talk about red.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
There's no hint of red. It's blue. To cost you
just get blue paint and fix it.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I could do that, but I can't fix your TV.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'm not asking to fix my TV. I'm asking to
paint my room.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh. I got just a little bit of paint on
the television and it seems not to be working. What yeah,
totally mean what do you mean? Some paint dropped? And uh,
totally my bad?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
But uh paint? What did you over a pan? No?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, no, no, but I didn't think the paint would
drop from the ceiling. Really haven't really done this before.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
But you know you're a painter.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, yeah, you know in my free time when I'm
not mowing lawns.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, no, you called me you're a painter. Pain What
have you painted?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, sir, are you familiar with with Justin Timberlake?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, you're gonna tell me your painted house.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh no, no, I I painted for his gardener and
he loved it.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Ever got yourself as a painter, and you know on
a paint a room. It's a flat screen TV hanging
on my wall. If you broke that, what's coming out
of you? You have my friend?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
All right, let's talk payment really quick? Can I ask
your girlfriend? Does she have it? Did you leave it somewhere?
Or I'm just.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Okay, pull my girlfriend phone?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, fair enough? Yeah, excuse me? Yeah, he needs you.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
The guy wants to get paid. Did you leave some money?
Listen to not pay that fash He bucked my television.
It's just a TV.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
You don't like TV?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Do you like shoes? Oh, let's bust a couple of
shoes up and let's chuck shoes in your closet. I'm
bowing you throw it. You know a little five hundred
thousand dollars fair of shoes you have?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
All right? All right? Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull my
girlfriend back your phone.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
My name's Garret from the Elvis Sturrand in the Morning show.
And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
By aunt I love you.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Are you kidding? Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
What do you got to say to your lovely girlfriend?
Elvis Durant's phone tap