Your Daughter Cursed Out a Priest

Samantha goes to a Catholic School and dad isn't too happy about her behavior when he gets a disciplinary call from the priest!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Dear Elvis Durant. My ex husband and I are in
pretty good terms. We have a twelve year old daughter together,
and we're both very involved in her life. My ex
would flip out if he got a call from her
school to tell him about something I should have told
him about first.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know how that is.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, we've always agreed to be in total and complete
communication with each other when it comes to our daughter.
This comes to us from Samantha's mom. Samantha, by the way,
obviously has been having troubles in school. According to the call,
the dad's about to get Scary Jones calls the dad
Scary plays the priest from the Catholic school Samantha attends,
and then Samantha and her mom will take over. This

(00:43):
is a mom and a daughter playing a phone tap
on dad. We love these phone taps.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hello, mister marshall, we're hi.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
This is Father McCardell with the Democrats to the cele
church on Staten Island. How are you doing today?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
All right, we're going to do with your father.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Your daughter, Samantha. She will be suspended and it will
take effect on Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, and what is this? What is this for?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Are you not in a loop on this?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
No? I guess my mother is hiding it from me.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well, we were in a prayer and her cell phone
went off and the ring tone was from that TV
show The Family.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Guy, right, which is inappropriate to start with?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yes, and that character there Stewie started spewing obscenities.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
It's not allowed to happen here at my house. And
she's not allowed to watch that here at my house.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes, So I reprimanded her for this, and she told
me to go, Oh my god, Lord please, I did
not say that, Okay, I just I had to.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Tell you that. No, I had to hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Right, I mean, this is definitely not the word of
the Lord, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
No. N should have heard about this the day it
happened immediately, and not from you, of course, but from
my ex.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
There was a spitting incident in the cafeteria. Are you
familiar with that?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
No? I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
She spat in another girl.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Right, and that's as about as inappropriate as it can get.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Free, kid, this happens a lot when children come from
broken homes.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You know what, I have too much time and too
much effort investing in my kids to have this happen
to them.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
All right, anything else I could do? My doors are
open to you.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
All right, very good. I appreciate your call. Thank you,
thank you. Bye bye.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
All right, let's call him back.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
You speak? Oh god? Okay, Hello? Hey, what's up? Is
there something you need to tell me that you didn't?
I don't think so. What's up? Was there some incidences
in school involving Samanthas spitting in another kid's face in
the school. It didn't seem like a big worry. It
doesn't strike you as kind of a filthy, disgusting, low

(02:44):
life thing to do. What did I do keeping something
like that from me? That your daughter is behaving like
a filthy animal. So I had to hear this from
a priest. Oh, they called you. A prest called me
to tell me that samanthas suspended for a week for
spitting in no for telling him to go in front
of the whole class in church. I'm sure you would

(03:04):
have found out. I would have found out. Not. I
should have heard it from you immediately the day it happened,
Just like the last conversation we had. I don't know
why you're getting all high strung about it. I really
know how I strung the date that happened. You should
have threw her in the car, drove past here, we
should have went right up to the school. That's the
way a parent would have handled this. I mean what
they say a day a week, oh week, that's not

(03:25):
that bad what Your daughter is twelve years old. She
got suspended for telling a priest to go himself in church.
If you don't think that there is something seriously wrong there,
and you don't think that's a problem, then maybe you
need some help. Her phone went off in church and
it was a Stewie from family guy with his routine
and his foul language and all. You don't see a

(03:46):
problem in that. Your daughter having that on her phone,
she's supposed to have it on vibrate or when she's
in school. Should she even be listening to that at
twelve years old at all?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's just a cartoon.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's a sexually oriented cartoon that a twelve year old
girl is watching. Are you going to destroy this kid's life?
I don't see the big deal over it. You don't
see the big dealer your twelve year old daughter telling
a priest to go fucking church in front of a
whole class. You don't see the problem that, I can
guarantee you this. You would be the only one not
to see a problem in that. Anybody else would want
her to get psychiatric help. And you too, Do you

(04:17):
want to talk to her? Yeah? I certainly, yes, I
certainly do want to talk to her. Hold On, I
can't even believe how disgraceful this is. Well, what did
you do in church? What did you say a priest?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I don't say anything.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
This is the way you act, I guess, So what
else is it? And you didn't tell me that? You
should have told me?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You always get a man me for like nothing.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
There are multiple incidences that I heard about, okay, like
what like the spitting incident? The bug went into my mouth?
What was I supposed to do in the girl's face? No,
not even my accident. A bug went in your mouth
and that's what you was. I would never do that.
What are you crazy? You don't what? Honey, I'm gonna
give you such a smack.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I could do what I want. I'm not apologize.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
If I don't watch him, you'll do what you're told
why because you're twelve years old, you're not an adult. Yes,
I air, I'm a smart mouth. Again. She just put
the phone down.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
She's getting all upset.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
What happened? What happened? I mean, I'm sure she's very pleased.
She can act like an animal, she can act like
a piece of trash, and you'll keep it a secret
for her and use her buddies forever. Did you punish her?
Did you shit her in her room for a couple
of days? What did you do to her for this?
My faded with the week off? Maybe you know she
could do fun stuff? Are you all right? Why? Are
you okay? You? I'm fine? Are you sure? Yeah? You know,

(05:32):
maybe she can go to the zoo or do whatever,
go to the zoo or do whatever. So your daughter
told the priest to go and you think she should
maybe spend a week off in the zoo.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I think she's talking about Elvis Durant and the zoo.
You've been phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
A bit.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Hey, it's scary, Jones.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Are you kidding me? If she ever tells the priest that,
I'm would have rigged her neck. Well, dad, let's check
you did that to daddy? Yeah, you freak guys just
hung me out to drive the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants

Speaker 3 (06:10):
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