Your Daughter Streaked on Football Field

Danielle, a “guidance counselor”, calls Mom to report her daughter streaked across the field!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tappen.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Today's phone tap from Danielle. What's it about? All right?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
So Rebecca was streaking on the field after her college
team's football game. So her mom apparently very tightly laced,
and Rebecca said, you know what, I think it would
be awesome if you called my mom is the guidance counselor,
and told her what I did.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
She was streaking.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
People still do that, Yes, they do.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Danielle's phone tap here we go. Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, Hi, my name is Lisa slips Knight's and I'm
calling from the guidance office at gets At University. Yes,
your daughter, Rebecca is a student here.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, something happened.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
We had a football game yesterday and your daughter was
among some of the other students that was streaking across
the field.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh you are kidding me.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
No, this is not something that is okay at home
where she's just allowed to do whatever she wants to do.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, absolutely not. I find this really hard to believe.
How is it coming about that you are calling me
right now?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Like coming about because your daughter is in my office
right now and I wanted to before I gave the
phone to her. I wanted to make sure that you
know she told you what was going on, that you know, she.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Didn't tell me anything that was going on, and I
would like to speak to her, right.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, First of all, I don't think that you should
raise your voice at me because I'm calling you to
tell you exactly what your daughter did. There is no
reason wait, there is no reason for you to yell
at me.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
But yet I'm not yelling at you. Okay, I would
like to speak to my daughter. Okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, it's not my fault your daughter's ass naked at
the university.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, excuse me. I think that that kind of language
is appropriate for a school official, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Don't think it's appropriate that you're yelling at me and
raising your voice to me either.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't think using ass naked or whatever you said,
it's really appropriate language for you to be using with me.
And I think you should have some understanding what you're
in the guidance accounts.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yes I am the guy. Yes I am in the
guidance off Yes I am an Obviously somebody.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Would think I would sake they, you know, wouldn't have
some understanding of how to work with people.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, you know what?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Not only does your daughter need guidance, but I can
see where it comes from.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That is inappropriate. And I would like to think your supervisor.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Now you know, I forget my supervisor. Would you like
to speak with your your playboy daughter.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's a good joke.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Uh Becca, talk to your mother, please, mom.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Becca tell me this isn't true.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's true. I mean that's not Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Come on, Becca, it's not a big deal. It's not
a big deal. I don't why are you running around naked?
It was like ten people doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
It wasn't the only one.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Becca has got the trouble over. What they do to
you with the student is a stupid prank. Non do
this is your fault that you are in this mess.
And they're not going to suspend me. They do this
every single year. It's like a class prank. Yes, talk
to my mom.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, all, don't talk to me that way. Don't tell
me to shut up.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
You know, if I am speechless, I'm like a trade
a student, like. They can't do this to me. Beccha
listened to me? Stop her with that stupid woman.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Be listened to me.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I will do my best to be cordial with this,
and cordial she can't shut up. My god, by the way,
you need a shave. You can't send to me. Becca.
I can't take that woman seriously, honestly, you know what.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
You're You're right. You have a hard time taking me seriously.
You know why because this is Danielle from Elvis Duran
in the morning show. You just got phone taft, Mom,
you are kidding me. Yes, my god, she wasn't naked
on the football field. Oh my blo.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Pleasure went through the room. Oh my god, why would
you do this to me?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Duran's phone ta