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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
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Speaker 3 (01:52):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
All right, let's roll into it. We got a phone tap. Seriously,
we make a big deal every day when we get
a phone tap. My name is Shana. I'm celebrating my
twenty first birthday this weekend. I like to phone tap
my mom let her know we have a big event,
a big night plan for my birthday. I've already been
warned not to overdo it and not spend too much money.
(02:17):
Let's make mom nuts, all right, Shana, We're gonna help
you celebrate your twenty first birthday with a phone tap.
As we phone tap your mother our own. Garrett starts
off the call to Shana's mom as the bar owner
where she's having her big party, and then.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Shana joins in on the call. Shana phone tap and
mom right now? Hello, Hey, is this Shana Miller?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Now?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oh I do you have the right number.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
My name's Rick Turner.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I'm calling from the bar that Shane is having a
birthday party at on Saturday. Oh okay. I was just
looking to confirm with her the stuff that she had
planned for the night down. You can tell her that
the toilet drinking contest are ago. Okay, the jello wrestling
ring did come in?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Body shot Ali is all set up. That's when we
line her up on the bar and then the patrons
at the bar take shots off of her stomach.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'm just shocked, but I will definitely give her this
message and finally her weenie cake will be ready to.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Go by Saturday night. This is costing close to about
two grand.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Two grand, all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
All right, thank you, have a nice day.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You to bye bye bye Shana.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, all right, hold on, she's calling.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Awesome, all right, we're gonna call her back.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
See I know how this works.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, somebody was called me just now, a rick turner
from me. So far, you're having a two thousand dollars
birthday party. Bet no one, I'm getting that money. Toilet drinks, shots,
body shocks, stomach sucks where they ray you down on
the bar, and everyone's paying drinks from your belly. Okay.
(04:09):
I am so totally upset because I don't know what's
upsetting me more the fact that it's costing two thousand dollars,
or that you're going to have all this done to you.
It's play for I don't know you anymore. I really,
I have to say, I have to hang up on
sel upsets. It's a business. Uh nervous breakdown here. And
(04:30):
then I gotta get that cool, And why don't you
give him Mark, I'm going to confirm all there.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Don't get man, it's just it's twice first birthday and
I wanted to have fun.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well, he's calling to confirm that all this needs to
get done. I don't know whether you're getting two thousand
oh to have this playing, because I'm sure as hell
don't have it. A lot of people are putting their
effort in just Also, it's not just me. Listen, Shana,
I do not want to talk to you right now.
I am so pissant angry at you right now that
this is going to end up being like the same
(05:00):
like your girlfriend who ended up having that was just
a limo. She had to end up paying for everything herself.
Did you get money up front from everybody? What for
all this to get paid for?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, yeah, I'm starting No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Shana, do not tell me not yet. Okay, because you
should have had that money in your pocket Saturday, so
you could walk into the game place and give all
the money so that you could have a party if
you want to have a party like that. I know
you just didn't think. Okay, you just didn't think. Again,
I spoke to the guy and he told me that
(05:35):
he's gonna give me the Weani cake for free. That's okay.
You know something, You got to talk to everybody on
your clast and tell them that they have to come
up with this money tonight. I know, no, no, no,
I'm serious. I'm serious. Okay, I have to go you
please a positive Yeah. You know what, Jana, it doesn't matter.
(05:55):
You want to get it out. Let's get it out
right now. Because my client is looking at me like
that every dead Okay, because you've pushed the envelope right, well,
thank you very much. How much of the project did
you put down?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Five hundred?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm beyond myself. I'm having a service breakdown.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Just put the you do for your twenty first birthday?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Relaxing, missus Miller. Hey, oh my name's Garrett. You've been
phone tapped.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I've been phone tapped. How embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It was embarrassing. Garrett sounded like he was ten years
old and that they hadn't dropped yet. Hello is this Larissa?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yesterday?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Is Larissa. It's Elvis. Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh my god, nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Dooky what I got through? Listen, Larisa, there's more than
you're getting through. You're you got through in your collar
one hundred. You just won one thousand dollars. Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh my god, I know it's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I am too.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I am too because I'm out of money. I want
to know what it feels like to get a thousand dollars.
That's gonna feel good. Congratulations Larissa, Larissa, are you on
your way to work?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I am.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I just got into Hoboken.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
This is amazing.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Wow, I just got into Hoboken. That's a song. I've
heard that before. What do you do?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, I'm an executive assistin.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Oh no, that sounds that sounds pish posh. We need
one of those up here.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Well, Loissa, please tell your executive we said hi, and
take the day off. Why not take the day off
with your thousand dollars? Hold on one second, Larissa just
won a thousand. You can win a thousand tomorrow as
we give you another sobra Hummus, free.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
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