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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh, Shuter, it's it's name.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Welcome to the Non Even I Show. I'm your host
from Shooter, and it is Monday, which means our dear friend,
Garrett the girl joys as you just look directly into
your zoom camera and made me smile. Garrett, Hello Garrett,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Rob Shooter?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
This has to be like the day after the super Bowl,
the day after the Oscars, the day after everything big,
because the weekend long coronation has finally come to an end,
and I guess we are here, Well you're here. I'm
more here as like just you know, the Pretty Boy Show,
to recap everything royal that happened in the UK. Am
(00:50):
I correct, you are correct.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You're wrong on one thing. It's not the day after Christmas.
It's not the day after the super Bowl. It's like
the day after I first, that's my Rob Shuter.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I mean I am spoken for but greatly appreciated.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's how it feels. Okay, jump into the whole episode.
We're devoting to the Royals. We're throwing out a little
bit of our structure. We're not gonna naughtiest than the
nicest of the day because everybody is nice. Because it's
my favorite day, my favorite weekend. So we're going to
jump in with all the royal gossip. If you were
obsessed with royals, you are in the right place. If
you don't like the royals, this is going to be
torture for the next twenty minutes. Let's jump in. What
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time is it, my friends?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It is tea time, coronation, tee time.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Coronation sep up my friends, So big story at the
top of the show. Harry has wasted no time to
get back to the US after the coronation, so he
left less than an hour after his dad's coronation ended.
He rushed back to California to make it home in
time for his son Arch's fourth birthday. He was spotted
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in the VP Wins suite aptly aptly named, and he
throw out airport at three pm Local time, So this
means that Harry was in the UK for less than
twenty four hours. He took a commercial flight, not a
not a fancy private flight the people and a man
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of the people. But he did make it home by
about seven pm Local time, which means with traffic getting
to his house, so he landed sorry at seven pm.
He made it home probably till not nine ish, so
he might have missed the birthday party, but I'm sure
he was home in time to give his little boy
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a birthday kiss, a good night kiss. What do you think?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You know?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
My and I told you this my take on this situation,
at least in this of being put between a rock
and a hard place of your father's coronation or your
son's fourth birthday. I mean, like, no matter what, if
he missed any of them, he would have been the
worst guy in the world, you know what I mean.
But he did what any smart person does. You make
the best of it, and you attend both, even if
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both travel. If you get on a plane and travel
more than you're actually at a location, just to say
you were there.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I think he did it. Credit to Harry. I mean,
come on, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I'm with you on this one. Have you ever been
in those positions? I've never been invited, my dad's not
never been crowned king. But some nights I bite off
more than I can chew, and I did drinks with
too many different people, and I find myself spending more
time in a taxi than actually enjoying people's company. But
it has to be done. You have to juggle life
is difficult, so I'm proud of Harry for making both.
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Some people are saying he was snubbed at the coronation.
He was in the third row, so he was with
his cousin's Eugenie and Beatrice in the third row. I
don't think this was a snub. He said he didn't
want to be a member of the working royal family anymore.
So all the working royals were in the first and
the second row. The third row were relatives, but not
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people that worked in the company. What do you think
should they found one extra seat for him in the
front row or his third row?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Fine, technically yes, but at the end of the day,
it's the third row. You and I have been to
many of Broadway shows and we all know the front row.
You don't want to sit there because there's so much
you want to sit front row Broadway. I mean, you
want to sit in the third row at least because
you can see everything you know, like and you know what,
credit to the third row because again, Harry man of
the people sitting in the third row probably haven't seen
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most of his aunts and uncles and cousins in quite
the while. And you know, oh, Harry's I love Harry,
and you know what, he won points over with all
those all those quote unquote common family members by sitting
in the third row. But yeah, at the end of
the day, I mean family, family is family like like it.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I think it.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Looks poor on the the the newly crowned king to say,
you know what, you are my blood and I want
nothing to do with you sitting in the front row. Yeah,
that's kind of silly.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Maybe I don't. I don't stand on ceremonies like that.
When I go back to Britain to see my family,
if I'm not on the front row, who don't really
go anywhere. But if I got third row tickets to
Taylor Swift, I'd be very happy. Let's put it like that,
third row is pretty great. I've sat right.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Let's take it like, this is your sister married? You
have a sister, right, Yes, I have three sisters.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
They're all married.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
They're all married. All right, let's just take one of them.
Let's just say they're getting married for the first time. Yes, you,
as part of the family, have your sister, go Bobby.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Does she call you Bobby? She calls me Robert, Robert,
Robert I'm going to put you in the.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Third fine, absolutely fine.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You would know Yes's wedding.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You know, I'm fine with my mom and dad are
in the first row, her favorite sisters in the forest,
and I don't like you for I'm fine with the
third row. But what did make me laugh is sitting
directly in front of him was Princess Ann. That's Charles's sister,
and she's no nonsense and had a huge feather sticky
out of her hat. So it looked as if they
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had buried Harry behind Anne's feather. Now, if you remember
the last time the two of them, Meghan and Harry
were in Britain for the Queen's funeral, some people claim
that they hit Meghan behind an enormous candle. So now
people are saying they deliberately put him behind Ann's hat.
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If Princess Anne was sitting in front of you and
she had a big hat on with a big feather,
would you ask her to remove her hat?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Well? Yes, And I also envisioned like that that feather
tickling Harry like in the nose, like it's getting in
his way, and then he sneezes and everybody's like and
they look at It's like, oh, Harry trying to take
the limelight away her hat again, he can't.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We're talking about people are saying she was badass and
slaying it as the coronation. Technically, she was her brother's
body guard, so there was a lot of people there
guarding came. We saw a lot of them, about four
thousand and five thousand, but I'm told there were hundreds
of undercover people too. But the technical role is called
gold sticking weighting, and what that means is that you
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are the personal bodyguard for the king during the procession.
That's why Anne had the feather in her hat, and
that's why she rode on a horse behind the carriage.
If I became king, you would be my gold stick.
Garagey sounds a little bit dirty.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I'm already your gold stick and I said stick by
the way, So you're telling me they put this feather
in her hat just to treat her like a child
at Disney World that wears a balloon on the back
of their pack attacks or their parents know where they
are all.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You're getting very close to being said to the tower
by friend.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I will get out. I know the Rapunzel story.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You have lovely hair, grow that lovely hair. Okay, moving along,
disgraced Prince Andrew. He was booed on his way to
Westminster Abbey. The young brother of King Charles traveled through
the streets in a state car, but people were booing him.
It was tricky because he he's a bad man. But yeah,
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he's still a member of the family. Talk about burying
somebody on the third row. I don't even know if
I would have invited Andrew my brother. What do you think?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Do you realize we're treating Harry the same way we're
treating Prince Andrew like. It's almost as if they're on
the same level. And I think we all know that
Andrew is beyond like not even like. It makes Harry
look like a saint in a sense of asking to
leave the family versus Prince Andrew, who is you know,
obviously lost without his friend Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh on this planet Earth.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
So I mean, let's let's let's all think about that
every time everybody goes, oh, Prince Harry, think he is
not the same as Prince Andrew. We should be chastising
Prince Andrew way more than we do to Derry.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I totally agree. In fact, some people are saying, I
agree that Andrew was treated better that day than Harry.
Andrew really was treated better that day than Harry. It's amazing.
It's so so so Wrongkay, let's do some nice stuff.
So Kate Middleton stunned she was wearing Alexander McQueen. That's
the same designer who designed her wedding dress back in
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twenty eleven or so two. At the big concert yesterday,
Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, Kate turned up in a beautiful
red pantsuit and that also too, was by Alexander McQueen.
People are asking what did she have on her head?
It was not an official tiara. In fact, it was
a new piece designed by McQueen. I think it looked
amazing and I like this too. She had a little reference.
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Her daughter, Charlotte wore a very similar color dress a
similar color head piece, both designed by Alexander McQueen. I
was a fashion easter, Garrett. Who's your go to fashion?
If you were going to the coronation, who would you
call up and say make me a gown?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Ah? Well, I aw a gown. No, I'm not very
well versed in the.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Or a suit, Darling. What about a suit.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Well, yeah, suit, then I would go tom Ford, Oh, yes,
tom Ford, definitely, but you know you can't. I think
I would say Alexander McQueen like I would be like
one of those one of those like Disney Disney's where
the poor man, you know, gets this this opportunity to
go to the coronation and you just hear someone go, oh,
Alexander McQueen like that one.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Harry was in deal. Harry looked good in a d
Or suit, a three piece d Or suit. I love
the fashion. We have to talk about this and your
dad so you can tell us all about this. The
kids really stole the show. Little Louis George Charlotte grown up,
Oh adorable. So Loui is only five years old, and
he was spotted in the car waving, waving frantically on
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his way to Westminster Abbey. After the abbey, they returned
to Buckingham Palace in his coach and he was waving
in that. Little George is nine. He had a role,
a special role during the service. He was a page
boy and he had to carry his grandfather's robe down
the church. I think it was four of them. I
thought this was really sweet too, Charlotte has taken on
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this role. She's eight years old and really looking after
little Louis. They were spotted holding hands. It was really adorable.
They were holding hands throughout the ceremony. And get this,
sources tell me there wasn't nanny ready to whisk Louie
away if he was naughty. If you remember at the
coronation he kept pulling faces. I think it actually was
the highlight of the coronation, So there wasn't Daddy there
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ready to whisk him away. And he did disappear for
about an hour. The ceremony was two hours long, and
for about an hour and a half Louie disappeared, and
then he returned at the end to see God save
the King. What's it like toting up with kids?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Well, of course, but you know that hour is either
well spent an iPad of watching you know, like BLUEI maybe,
or watch eating some cheerios or puffs just to you know,
make the time pass by. Are having a little drawing
pad and uh, you know, you know, sketching some some
things that are out there. But I mean they're they're
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they're kids, and and for anyone to go, oh no,
how like they're five there are nine at the end
of the day.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I'm sure they understand to a.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Degree, but but it's just big glitz and glam to them.
It's big, colorful things. And they'll learn about it when
they're eighteen nineteen and understand how how important it was.
But yeah, they're they're they're kids, and for for just
to sit there, it's a lot like Remember, like I
I look at this as when I was a kid,
and I don't know how religious you were, but like
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when you would go to church on Sunday, it would
just as a kid, it would be it would be
kind of boring, like so, so imagine sitting there and
dressing up and like like the kids as a kid,
do these royal kids have to be dressed up as
they are as we see them on TV all the time,
or are they in like sweat you know, sweatpants and
a hood.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
But we don't see them there in sweatpants and jeans
and t shir So they live a very sort of normal,
very special, normal life when they're not in front of
the cameras. I think they did a splendid job and
I think William and Kate have done a beautiful job
with their children. And they really do try to keep
them out of the spotlight when they are not at
big public events. But I can't imagine, I mean, just
being a young boy knowing that one day you're going
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to be king and the horses and seeing all those
people dressed up and getting dressed up yourself and seeing
crowns and cakes. I think it's exciting, it's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Imagine being nine years old, can imagine like fine understanding
the fact that one day, like you dream like, oh
I want to be Superman when I grew up, like
you're going to be.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
A freakinging, You're going to be a king.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Like there's no there's no like, oh maybe I won't,
maybe I won't, well unless you're Harry, But but he's
he's gonna be a freaking king.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
He's going to be a king. He's going to be
a king. Talking of the next king, there's a really
sweet moment when Prince William knelt before his dad, King
Charles and kissed him on the cheek. This family is
not really known for public affections, so to see William
kiss his father on the cheek. He took a pledge,
a pledge of loyalty to the King. It was a
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symbolic moment which marks William, who is the heir to
the throne, that he has a mutual obligation to the monarchy.
After he kissed King Charles, the King whispered thank you, William,
and I think it was a lovely united front and
it sort of reminded you that the monarchy will go
on and on and on. It will be passed on.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
So here, like, I don't know if you know how
it works.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
You know with the president and the Vice president where
you know they can't with the exception of major events,
they're never in the same room.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, that's right, you know what I mean, just in.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Case God forbid something for it to ever happen. So
does this apply now with the king and his son,
where they really can't be in the.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Same It's a good question. It applied from the day
he was born, So from the day William was born,
they're not allowed to be on the same flight to
get her. Then are allowed to be on the same
helicopter together. They are allowed to be inside Buckingham Palace together,
and Westminster Abbey. But there is that concern that they
want continuation of the monarchy, the line of succession is
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protected like here with the President and the vice presidents,
so there are protocols in place here. Also to William
and his son, little George, who's going to be king,
they don't fly together when they travel. William often travels separately,
has to travel with the kids. I know he look
at him. He gets away flying.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
With Hey, don't worry, we need to do this.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Your Hudson, Hudson, you can travel with Bobby. Daddy will
fly peacefully by himself. This is fascinating. So people are confused.
Now who is Camilla? What's her title? Camilla is the
Queen and so there's many reports that should be the
Queen Consort. That is not true. She is now the
Queen and they referred to her as the Queen on
the Royal web site ahead of the coronation. The Royal
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Family's website has now ditched Queen Consort title for Camilla
and they simply refer to her as the Queen. I
thought this was odd too, but maybe it's a sweet thing.
Camilla's ex husband, Andrew Parker Bowles was at the coronation
despite her twenty year affair she had with Prince Charles.
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I don't know if I was Andrew if I'd want
to go.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I mean, if that if that's not like written into
the next episode of The Crown, like I mean, like
that is that is? That is Royal soap oper drama
at its highest right there. I'm sure do you know,
like if this was like on on ABC at twelve
thirty this afternoon, you know, the ex would be running
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down the aisle like as if it was a wedding
and be like.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
No eggs, your ex is the This is what makes
the harryst so so weird like Harry, but they could
invite her ex who she cheated on.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
We have so we have Prince Andrew, right, disgrace, disgrace
just treated just like Harry. Then we had the the husband,
the ex husband who was a part of a twenty
year long affair sitting there treated better than better than
the guy's own son. I mean, this is why I'm
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saying Team Harry realized what him through a question about
Camilla because I saw this photo. Was there three or
four different Camilla's standing there.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
As body doubles? What was her sister photo? So what
was her sister who didn't I mean they look alike
her friend.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
It was just in case like there was I wish, I.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Wish, honestly, I love that rym because they did look similar.
But what was her sister? One was her friend for
a really long time, who did an interview that day
calling her the queen and said, it's just remarkable she'd
known Camilla for forty fifty years and now she has
to bow to her friend. Gosh, Garrett, if you married
the king and became the queen.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
To be honest, do you make me bow to you
all the time like that? No one sees that because
you know they're listening to us right now.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I like your little bit.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm gonna I'm gonna let it.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Let everybody in on a little secret. When I first
met Rob, he goes, please always greet me with a
curtsy or a bow, depending on what you're wearing at
the time. I know, I take you more for a
killed skirt, gentlemen, but you're killed exactly your head.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
So everything.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
For ten years now, I've been bowing to Rob Shooter
can so before we get more back into the coronation,
about the coronation with the performances. So I found it
quite interesting though, if you look at it. So Katie
Perry Lionel Richie and uh uh aha.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Or take that was of British groups.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yes, so Ed Sheeran turned down the chance to perform
at the coronation. Right, Ed Sheeron ends up on American
Idol last night the judges table. You know why because
the two judges that normally said that are at Perry
and Lionel Richie are are literally at where Ed Cheran
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was requested to be at, which he turned down because
he was busy. And then on top of that, they
do a live feed where King Charles ends up on
American Idol last night being interviewed by Katy Perry and
Lionel Richie, as Ed Sheeran sitting there and going, hey, guys,
I thought we weren't gonna do this because it's a
little I looked at Ed sheer and and I like
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not to say he had an eye roll, but it
was like, okay, great.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's a little awkward. It is a little awkward. I've
told you he's just got a new album mat and
his priority is selling that, and I think he thought
it'd sell more albums about going on idle than performing
in Britain. Plus they wanted the hits they don't want
you to sink your new stuff. They want a hit. Hey, quickly,
before we get a break. We have a few more
royal items. We have to tell you about. The balcony,
the big balcony moment. This was invented by Queen Victoria,
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and so she was the first one that went out
on the balcony. The first ever royal public affection we
ever saw. The first time we ever saw royal's kiss,
it was on that balcony. It was Charles and Diana,
and so Camilla and Charles did come out on the balcony.
Everybody's talking. Harry not there. Harry was always already on
his way to the airport. So the minute the ceremony
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ended at the Abbot, everybody went back to the palace
and Harry went to the airport.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, Harry was at pre check.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
He was out of there. And then I love this
story to Kate and William put out a statement saying
what a day. Thank you everybody who made it happen.
I love this. It was a little video attribute to
to all the highlights of the day. They have a
social media team who are fantastic. I thought it was
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lovely for them to do that. And it's such a
great thing to say, what period a period day?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
It really was that that's the equivalent of here in
the States on a text message when you're texting with friends,
so it'd be what clap clap emoji day clap emoji.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Thank you for the translation, my friend. That is it
for today. What a day we've had. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Where what's next? What's the next royal thing?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Because I think it's going to be a store. We're
going to want to know what Megan's up to. What's
the big thing next. We're going to be constantly watching
Kate and William. It never ends. There are Kardashians, so
we will always, I promise, keep you up to speed
with all that breaking news. That's it for today. Thank
you so much for listening to this special edition of
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