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September 18, 2024 6 mins

TMI Scotty!

 

 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine seven.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Elvis sixteen Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Are the rolling everywhere rolling the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Here we go, it's time to do it fifteen minutes
or not.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
We'll see when we get there. We never know till
we end it.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
People take bets on us, like what do you think,
I say twelve minutes, I say eight. I bet they do,
I bet I bet. Las Vegas is checking the odds
every day. We've got Scottie Bee in the Serial.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Killers podcast booth.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
We've got Gandhy look at that six years in a
day on this show for two days one day.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'm into my seventh year.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh yeah, Scary's here into his thirtieth year. Thirtieth say donut, donut, doughnut.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Garrett is here, and there's Danielle and there's straight Nate
looking mighty DApp or your hair, you've got this right hair.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yeah, that is one compliment I get a lot because
I'm in my forties now and if I get my haircut,
they're like, oh man, you got such.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
You got some hair. I used to get that compliment
when I had hair.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It'll go at some point, did you wet it?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Or jellet or something.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
I just put some stuff in it because I was
when I get like tired or are you tired?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, we were out late. Let's talk about it. Then
this could be our podcast. Let's talk about you and
me out late.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah tired.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I can't do that anymore. I was.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I was in bed by nine to forty five. I
don't think that's not late.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, I wasn't home till ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
That's not later.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's late for me.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh my god. And you were here early too, Yeah,
so so was I.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah I'm tired too, though, I'll be honest anyway. So, yeah,
your hair is good and we were late. Okay, moving
on board of that, unless you want to go back
to that.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yes, well, I do find it interesting that the two
of you were out late, had a really good time,
and then this morning. It's been a long time trying
to figure out why your fingers smelled weird, interesting.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Smell like it smells like Nate's butthole. All right, I'm sorry.
God does your butthhole smell?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I bet he has a gnarly.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
You all do at some point once you get it
in there.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
I think everybody's butthole smells once you get get something
in there about somebody's finger.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I think you put a finger in anybody's butthole.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I've never seen a clean finger come out at the
proctologist ever. What what?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, I'm sorry, I really took us down a dark
path here. I was just trying to make a joke.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Does somebody's butthole not smell well?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I mean it's you watch it smell about.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
The insertion and you pull it.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Out, Oh my gosh, buttle and smelling it?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Because could you use like a swab instead of your finger?
Who does that?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I promise Scotty has at some point.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Scotty swab Scotty, what's that? Taken? A swabob your bule?
About something else? Were we?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
What were we going?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
We can stick to anything doing.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Judge craft or something?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
No show? Well, should you start over?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Should we call it right there?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
We thought we're gonna of the podcast? No edits, no edits.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Would you have had that conversation on the air just now?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I could have but some of it?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, you would have had to cut it.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I think the second butthole forbidden worse, no, just excessive
use of the word butthole.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Have you ever used as an adult.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
What what.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Don't you have something to do for baby's butts when
they have a rash?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm asking if you ever use it as an adult?
Have you every once in a while for what? What's
giving her as rest? Excessive wiping day? I don't like
waters bringing my butt for a rash. It's not a rash,
it's just you know.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Let me tell you, Miday life is fantastic. I love it.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I almost got stuck on your toilet. In your I
don't know what to do in your toilet.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
We do use like thirty grits sandpaper.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Here.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I'm here at this nice he's an electric Sanders.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Turn it on.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm crying this jackhammer up my ass.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I make sure to go twice here so.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
I just about keeping these podcasts that one.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Out the window.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I make sure to go twice here so I save
on toilet paper at home.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Well, okay, okay, this programming you know will start the
clean podcast tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Okay, Scotti adheres to the rule which I know you
probably know.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
What's that boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.
That's why I ship on company times. Oh I like that,
and he.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Is that's so stupid. Oh did he make ge'sier?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
How long do you spend in the bathroom? At least fifteen?
I'm in at five oh one and I'm in my
studio with five nineteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Every day, like clockwork work.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
So if if you're not in there, you know something's wrong. Yeah,
or if I'm late, there's trouble. I heard it.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I heard another take on that little saying do we
have to hear it?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, it was it was like it was. It was,
I guess we're gonna hear it. Day is long, my
pay is small. I take my time and fuck them all.
That was what I heard, But it.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Was the same cadence. Yeah, well that's like your smoking
break thing. That's the same. That's the same thing. What's
that means? Right when people go take smoke breaks because
they feel like.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
That is there is there a saying for that one?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
That was kind of those people all take my time
smoking everything exactly, smoking, shitting whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Lord, I don't know if you've sat this long through
this podcast, I really really.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Hey, I don't get paid till six. I take my
time on the toilet.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh lord, And I will say I see him because
I'll come in sometimes when he's coming around the corner.
I'll come out of my cuby hole when he's coming
around the corner. The man has a newspaper.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I don't I don't read the paper in there.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, alright, I'm bored. Can we just end it? How
long was that? Cares?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Six minutes?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Six minutes. That was bad. The fifteen minute Morning Show
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