June 2, 2026 • 26 mins
A long awaited return to Bowl Chat! Andy and Scotty chat about everything from mouse pads to farm life.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey there. You know, we haven't done one of these
in so long that I don't even have the intro anymore.
It's not even not even's not even here.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm on you can hear me.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi everybody, Hey, this is bullchat.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, bull chat, but bulchat? Can you have a serial noise?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I got nothing? Okay, there's nothing here? All right, Well
look it's they're all gone. You know what it is
the system. They expire in the system and then they
just vanish.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay, well, sad, it is all right. Well have you been, Bud,
I've been good. Good, I've been really good. Good have
you been? You know, busy, very busy, but hopefully leading
to good things. You know, the horoscope say that Taurus
is entering this.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
New stage not doing it. Well, I'm doing not doing.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I need to have hope that better things are on
the horizon. So I'm choosing to believe that whatever this
Scorpio moon, planet of Venus, whatever it is that they're
saying is happening to Taurus. I'm hoping it leads to
good things in the future, because you know, you gotta
you gotta plan, you gotta have hope for something.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'm desperately trying to find Charlie Brown's teacher. But I
don't even know how to find it because it's all
I hear. Horor Scopes are.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Dumb one hundred percent. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I do like reading them on the show, But otherwise
they're dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Because you like hearing your own voice. No, so why
do you like them?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Because I enjoy reading things?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, babe, we're not doing that. You just like hearing
your own voice.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That is not true. I read. I like to read
like I like to read. I go to the kids'
schools and I read to the class. I like to read.
Your idiot, I'm not wearing headphones going oh my god,
my voice sounds great, doctor Seuss.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh okay, so before the mic starts, you don't go whenever
you're on air, you don't go.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
What sure does hey?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Elvis? Elvis?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hi? Yes, Yes, a new Lucky Charms is available for
a little bit of time boldly. Price of disclaimers may
may apply.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
But I don't want to have a froggy throats. Of course,
I clean my throat.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay. You don't have to like horoscopes, but you like
reading them on the show.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I just like I like doing. What do you shut?
What do you care?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Because I'm just making sense of it. You're not. There's
no sense, yes that there's no sense in horoscopes. There's
no sense in you being like I just like to
read on air. No, I just like to read, period.
I just like to read. I do, babe, I read books.
Come on, what was the last book you read?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It was a vacation book. I read them when I
When I go on vacation, I take a book with me,
and it's usually a biography. I like reading about people. Okay,
what was it that one with the comedian?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh, the one in the wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh that's right. What's his name? Uh? Yeah, yes, yes,
I remember he sent you his books. Yeah, but that
would know. That was many many books ago.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh you've read more since? Of course.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I have a whole book rack full of books that
I've read.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I want to know what the last book was, and
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm sorry, but it was a good book.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, God, I'm just asking questions. This is what bull
chat was, you know, you ask questions.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You try to put me on the spot, like you
trying you always trying to like prove prove something wrong.
What do you do? You always like, what do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Really?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Do you really do that? What was it? Tell me?
I want to know, like you're trying to like catch
me in something, but you don't do that to me never.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So when I say, oh, yeah I had cereals, you
had cereal? When did you have cereal that you bought milk?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Speak?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Can I just say do a cereal thing really quick?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So there's an upcoming episode of Serial Killers where we tried, oh,
where is it just cashee cereal? And you were like, eh,
you know, Phizzy, I don't like the blueberries? I is there?
Can I like change the rating post rating? I think
should Like, I don't mind I gave this three balls
in the spoon. I want four balls in the spoon
(03:51):
because I ate this for breakfast this morning. It's delightful.
But I don't You can't really do everything's etch in stone.
Once you do it, you do it.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean, I think that you should be able to
go back because you have a different rating for it,
and I think it serves our listeners to be able
to go back in it's a rare thing. But I
think you know, Pitchwork does that with their reviews.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Now I don't know what that is. Listen. So if
you're listening to bull Chat right now.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Reviews things, and they like review albums, and they've gone
on record to go back on certain albums that they
maybe gave like three stars and have gone back and
then like we were so wrong. We're going to actually
give this like seven stars because it was way better
in contact, like we just didn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Well, then I'll tell you what. Just for the record here,
there's going to be a Serial Killers coming out on Monday.
Where we reviewed this Cashi serial I gave it three
balls in a spoon. I would like to give it
four balls in a spoon. So I'm saying that now here. Okay,
so when you listen to it, just know that I
really really liked it and I'm upping it a full bawl.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Newman, could you just put four bawls?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, No, don't spoon no, because it'll mess things up.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He can just write a little addendum.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I tell you what. If Newman act, don't tell him,
but if he actually listens to this, I want to
see if he listens to our stuff. If he listens
to this, then Newman, yes, please do it. He always
texts us not on bull chat. Yes, he well, because
we haven't done one in months. But that's what I'm saying.
So Newman, if you're listening to this, you may up
it to four balls and to spoon the one that's
coming out next week. If not, just leave it be
and this will serve as my rating change.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay, that's all. Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
AnyWho, m So, what else has been going on? I've
been doing so much stuff on the farm, but I
want to know what's happening with you again?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Not much. We were just on vacation, but I did
a staycation. We do. I'm going to London and Rome.
Wait where do you go to London this next vacation.
I'm going to London also, but I don't think we're
at the same time, going in August.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Now, we could meet on the bridge and put a
lock or something. Do they do that?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This is like a bridge in Paris.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, we're going there. We're going to go there for dinner. Oh,
that's so cool. That sounds like a big thing. I
don't like the train, the Channel. Yeah, the Channel was
so nice. I have to book that ticket. Apparently you've
got to do it before you go. And it's a
lot cheaper. That's what I heard.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I think they have cluke there klo okay, what's that.
I would love to be sponsored by them. They're like
a travel app. Whenever I go to like a different country,
I use Kluk to get all my tickets.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh yeah, it's great. I don't know about these.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
They make it way easier.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't travel much outside of the country.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, I just do. We're on a cruise because the
cruise does it all for you, and it's easier with
kids also.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That yeah's you. That's what I've been doing lately, the
cruise thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, Well, I'm excited to go to London. I'm seeing
Harry Styles and I'm seeing Lily Allen, and I'm playing
a Rome to meet up with my family.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You could do all that here, you know, both of
those shows and your family are here in the United States.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well, my family in Rome I haven't seen in like years.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh you mean the people that live there. Yeah, Oh okay,
Harry Styles.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
The ticket was four hundred dollars cheaper for London. I'm
actually paying less with hotel and everything than I would
have seeing Harry Styles here on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's quite insane. Yeah, I hear the flight there is
really cool, right, Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
How is the flight cool?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh? Sorry, am I asking you too many questions? No?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Can I catch you in a gotcha? No?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Megan was like, you can't even sleep because they just
keep bringing you food and stuff?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh are you doing first class?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
British Virgin would whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I don't know, just regular coach.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, I fly United and it's basic and it just it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It was British Airways, British Airways. Okay, I don't know.
I'm very excited. Yeah, she's taking me for my birthday, Finn.
Are you just doing weekend? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I mean, honestly, it's like going to LA for a weekend,
except that they're six hours ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I know. So we're live. We're gonna leave Thursday, and
I was thank you so much Elvis and Nate. They're
letting me take off on Friday.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But apparently that's like a big thing now because the
show is gonna be live from somewhere and it's gonna
be a big old mess.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh no, I don't think it's happening. So you're good.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh it's not yeah. Oh cool. Nobody told me. Now
I feel better. You know, things happen, things change. I
very very very rarely take off when the show is on.
But this is a special occasion.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah. I mean it's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Is it like a big birthday?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
No, that was last year. Oh okay, this is just
big plus one.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Big plus one.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well that's fun. I'm very excited for You're gonna do
tea and crumpets.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, I don't. I'm not doing any of that dumb
stuff like I want to go to like, you know,
Applebee's and have just American food so stupid. I'm not
having like bangers and mash and fish and chips. Just
get whatever. I'll have hot open turkey. They have that. What.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I just love your aversion. It's not a version to
immerse yourself to some culture.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm gonna immerse in the culture. I just don't want.
I don't want to eat that food. I'm dicking a can.
I don't want any of that.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You know, you could just get like they have like
good steakhouses.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'll have that. Yeah, we're going to one of those.
I think great. The Powis Place has something, but I
don't want French food and the stuffes cargo. I don't
want any of that.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You don't need to.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They have regular things also.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Of course they do.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
All right, I'll have some of that.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I can't leave you. It's like you get off trying
to be like this, like anti person. No, it must
be the uh you just said no?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, yes, no, what are you saying? I don't know.
I'm gonna go see Ted lassome really excited. He lives there, right.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I didn't like the Ted last so oh it's the
new ones coming out soon. Yeah, I I just couldn't
do it. Really, Ted Lasso is not for me.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Wow, I love it. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I actually rewatch the whole.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It just felt like like a basic cable No, what
was it before network network television was like like four yeah. Yeah.
It felt like that just they could curse because every
episode it was like, oh god, we have a PR crisis,
and then by the end of the episode they're like,
we solved it all right. Next episode, Ted's gonna go
by Crumpets down the street for the mean.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
But what's apt? I think it's just like a little bun. Yeah,
like a croissant but not croissan but not I.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Don't actually know t like. I think it's like a
hard cookie.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay, well they just call it a cookie.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Because they have their own words.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I know. There's there's a lot of words that I
have to learn. The elevator is the lift, and the
oh yeah, a flat department's the flat and and and
what was that googling? Crumpet?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The crumpet?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, and you gotta be careful, don't say this cigarette word.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
A crumpet is a small, round, flat griddle bread. It's
soft and spongy on the inside, with dozens of tiny
holes on the top.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Oh, it sounds like an English muffin.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Wait, that's a crumpet. I've never seen it. They look
like baby pancakes.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It looks like little pancakes. I don't think that's an
actual crumpet.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Hawvey crumpet.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Fun At least. The one good thing I like about
it is I know the language. I get nervous about
going to other countries where I like if I'm not
excited for France. I'm like, we're gonna take the train,
We're gonna have dinner at the tower, the whole thing,
romantic everything, But don't French people not like Americans because
we try to speak French but we can't.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I just think that's a misconception. I feel like you
have to go looking for people like that who like
actively dislike you. I feel like if anybody came up
to you on the street and was like, I don't
know where I am, or I was like, eh.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Here, yes, oh no, I help people all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That's what I'm saying. I think in France there are
people that sure are probably having a bad day and miserable,
but with.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
The language I don't know, just like Okay. For instance,
yesterday I was I was here and my doorbell rang,
so I went on the ring and it was a
guy standing there. I'm like, can I help you, asked
Paniol and I said not really, and he's like blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah, pasina, and I couldn't
really help. I knew that meant pool. I don't have
a pool, so I don't know what he wanted and
(11:21):
I and I kept trying to say, I'm so sorry,
I don't know, and he just stood there.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
That's the thing, so you know, if you know, if
I go up to someone in the street in Paris,
they're gonna be like A.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, I think fortunate for you. You don't look French. So
unless you're wearing like and knowing you, you would be
like in a costume and be like, oh wear a bereat,
twist my mustag, yes, and a mind costume. Yes, exactly,
that would be you. So I think you're gonna be fine.
No one's gonna assume your French. So if you go
(11:51):
to them and are like, hey, bathroom, no one's gonna
be like, oh American.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Also, with the phone, now you don't need to talk
to people.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So true, right, if you have the AirPods, apparently it
live translates right here. Yeah, I think I tried it. It
doesn't really work too well.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's all wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It almost feels like you have a voice inside your
head that's just like so you're trying to process it
while it's trying to be liked, and it just it
confused me.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, I tried with Spanish. It didn't work out too well.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Kind of like the people on TV where they're like
talking and doing something and someone's talking to them in
their ear, like, oh, I.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Don't know, yeah, almost the prank shows. Yes, yeah, Well
I saw Hamilton recently and I enjoyed it so much more.
This time. I was on record as saying I thought
Hamilton was overrated, but it was only because when I
saw it, I was like under a balcony and I
couldn't read the lips. I need to be able to
see their lips move. It's like bad if I can't
(12:41):
because I can't process what they're saying that fast. And
in Hamilton it's a lot of rapping. Oh. So I
was just like no, no, no, no, no no da And
I was like, I have no idea. I like the melody,
but I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Is like guy stole in it?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
No lin Manuel Miranda, Miranda. But I saw it this
time and we were sitting and I could read their lips,
and I loved the show so much better than I
originally thought. So I'd like to scrub the record similar
to you with your cereal and say, I actually think I,
you know, want a Pulitzer Prize. So yeah, it's it's
that good.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Every time I think of him, I think of that
wonderful orange soda in Mexico, Miranda. I love it. It's good.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Okay, yeah, cool, it's just that. Yeah, No, for sure,
for sure I think that too.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Hey, do you know what a brush hoog is?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I don't know. Should we find out after the break?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Sure, we'll be back right after this. Ever, it's bull chat.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The sister podcast is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
A long awaited return, is it? I guess people wanted it.
They said they like that because they don't like hearing
us chew on Serial Killers. Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You know what the cool thing is, every time we
do one of these, our download numbers go up.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I get that email every week and it's like your
downloads have increased by fifteen.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, because when you do more episodes, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's cool. Yeah. So anyway, a brush hog Andrew, if
you had it, if you had a guess what do
you think? It is?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
A pig?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's not. It's more like b r U s h
H A WG. So it's not really h og.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Uh? Is it like something you use for the grill?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, it's farm related, not a pig though, brush hog? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Like, oh is it for like the brush? So that's
like do you put it down so this way like
doesn't start fires? No?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I thought you were kind of onto it for a second.
But it's a it's a mower, so it's a it's
a it's an it's an attachment that goes on the
back of a tractor. Okay, you know, okay, you know,
like when you're driving down the highway and the tractor
is there and they're mowing the side. The big thing
on the back, it's like going over all the stuff
that's a brush hog. Yeah, and I got to attach it.
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So exciting?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Is it like as easy to attach like I'm picturing
it almost like you you just kind of like lifted
and put it into place.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
You have to lift it and then put two pins
in and then it needs to go onto like the
ball thing because it has the spinner thing that makes
the blade spin. This is Look, I'm really excited for
this era of mine, the farm, my farm era. It's
a lot of fun learning about all this stuff. Like
it's funny because I'll post pictures of me, like hack
cutting trees down on the farm or whatever, and my
friends all be like, uh, you know, you're a jew
(15:26):
from Long Island. I'm like yeah, and they're like, all
of a sudden, you're outdoorsman, Like what I mean, but
it's all there for me and it's exciting. I enjoy
doing it. Yeah, you know, because I'm a Jew from
Long Island. I'm not paying somebody to do something. I'm
gonna do it myself. But no, it's funny. It's like
it's it's it's I I love learning all these new things.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's so it's really great being with somebody who learns
a lot of things from me, and I can learn
a lot of things from her. So it's it's actually
a really uh we compliment each other very nicely. And
and I I got to mow the whole field.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It was fun.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Did you have headphones on? I did, and just like
in your own little world, I was.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I was in my own little world and I was
I was on the the what is it a three
sixty it's a no, it's something kind of mower. It's
got two handles on the side. It's a no radius
or three sixty radius or some I forget what the
hell they call it? Fun but it was great, Okay,
And I did the stripes and everything. Oh, it was
so much fun.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Did you like know what to do?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Like going in it took a minute. I almost fell
off a few times.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Did you fall off?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Well, I really wish there were a seat I wish
there was a seatbelt. Yeah, And I said that to them, like,
you know, they really should have a seatbelt, like it does,
but it's buried under the seat. Nobody uses a seatbelt
on a lawnmower. It's a matter with.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You, yeah, Like why how do you almost fall out?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Because it spins around really quick and like if you
it's just I don't know, it bumps, like I got,
you know, if you go too fast over certain things,
it bumps and it bounces you around. But I got
the hang of it after probably about you know, five
minutes or so. And it was great, and you know,
I spent like a good hour out there listening to
great music, and you know, I did a nice job
and I was complimented. But you have to be careful
(17:06):
because this is the season where the deer they late,
they not lay. They have their fawns, they have their
little babies, and what they do is they hide them
in the brush and they run away and then they
come back. Well, you got to make sure you're not
running over deer.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh my god, it's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, I would. I would have been traumatized for life.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, I mean, I don't think you would have ever
mowed again.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
No. So that's the one part of country and me
that I don't have in me. It's like the not
really caring if animals, you know, die or whatever. I mean,
I don't think that's like a farm thing. I think
they still care about you know, they care, but it's
just like, you know, someone run over a raccoon whatever.
Me Like, if I hit a raccoon, I'm like, and
(17:44):
I would. I would think about it. I have nightmares
about it for the rest of my life. I really would,
especially if I saw it. Okay, So, for instance, a
couple of weekends ago, we were going to a race
that we were doing on Long Island. It was me
and Megan and my daughter Cooper, and we were driving
down the main road and it was a laying in
the middle of a row. It was dead, but it
was fresh dead, and we passed it and both Cooper
(18:06):
and Meghan were like, I really think that we should
go back and maybe like take a picture of the
back part of it so you can post it on
your little neighborhood thing. If somebody lost their cat. Just
let them know in case they're looking for whatever. So
we went back and she got out of the car
and just picked it up by the scruff and put
it on the side of the road so it wouldn't
get hit again. And she's like, you don't even want
to know. Like the eyeball was three inches out of
(18:27):
his head. It was definitely And I'm like, I have
no collar, okay, yeah, but that doesn't mean it wasn't
a housecat. It was very see, that's the thing, very sad.
And I thought about it for days and days and days,
and I'm sure that she just, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Brought it up with the gloves.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
No, no, no, gloves. I'm like, can you please not
touch me with that hand? Here's a wipe And she's like, what,
I love you.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
But at the end of the day, listen, if there's
ever like a deadly virus that starts again, I will
be asking where Meghan was.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I mean, the country folk they're not so concerned about
the dirty hands. I mean they touched thing, like like
you had to grease up the the hog, okay, and uh,
and I had gloves on the whole thing. And they're
like jamming their hand in the greased thing. No, with nothing.
It's every grease everywhere. I'm like, what are you doing?
(19:16):
Like it comes off? I'm like, no, I wear gloves
for everything. Literally, I cut chicken in the house gloves.
They make fun of me.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I will say I am terrified of salmonella.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I'm not, but I just wear gloves. I don't want
to touch it.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't like the texture of chicken, like raw chicken.
It scheves me out gooey. Yeah, it's like why and
then it just yeah, I'm not good with the raw chicken.
And then I use almost like a full roll of
paper towels every time I cook it. Yeah, because I'm
just like ooh, and then I touched it and then
I got to need a paper towel. Oh. Another way,
I'm not good with it.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
With the preparing of the amount of times that Megan
and her mother have rolled their eyes at me when
I do something, it's it's almost comical. Oh yeah, because
I do lots of you know, I'm safety guy, got it,
Safety always safety.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I mean, gloves aren't necessarily in this case safety Well,
I guess for salmonella maybe, but you said that wasn't
a concern.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
No, I'm not worried about salmono. I just don't want
to touch the chicken.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
No skiv.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
But I do like I do like smoshing, like like
raw meat, you know, ground beef. Yeah, I get get
all the bread crumbs and stuff in and then mix
it with my hands. I don't know why, but I
like that.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Maybe you need to get like a squishy toy or
like a fidget of some sort.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
What is the needles, Well, I'm not sure if all
I mean it was all the rage for a second,
like a month ago, I'm not sure if there's still
like lions wrapped around buildings for the needle releases.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That's insane. But yeah, everyone's doing those new buns yeah,
the dumplings, yeah, right, so crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I mean there's a store a by my house where
they do a drop like every Wednesday or something like
that at three o'clock and the line wraps around the
freaking parking lot so much to the point of like,
can you guys please, it's enough. So it's just it's
kind of like, well, you were in a cabbage patch,
kid now I was, but it was the same kind
of thing. The mayhem and tickle. Yeah, five below that
(21:07):
carries a lot of the stuff. But the nitos have
been around for a while, but all of a sudden
with the TikTok is all the rage. So there's certain
ones that are ragy.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh okay, hmm. Interesting. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
All I know is we found a dumpling in the garbage.
It was the gold one, like all I. We were
in front of some I know, the osage bowl place
the Cooper and I go to every once in a while,
and I'm like, whoa, And I looked in there was
in there and she jammed her hand in the trash
and took it out. There's goo all over it, but
she took it home and washed it. I'm like, I'm
just thinking in my head, you know some mom the
(21:37):
kids like doing playing with it. Yeah, and she's like
enough it smacked the kid's hand and I'm throwing it out.
Now you're punished. I threw it away and the kids
crying bloody murder down the street.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
It's like something that you've done.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, but I just I that was the scenario that
I pictured. So but yeah, we had it. Then it
leaked and I threw it away.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well maybe that's why it was gone.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I don't know what's in those things. There's some kind of.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Goo in there and it's probably slime.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It can't be good for you whatever. It's gotta be
some kind of chemicals.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, I don't I don't get it. I did watch
this instagram where the person does scoops. I found out
like this whole industry is all scams. But basically people
like they'll do a scoop and be like, oh, it
means you get five bags. Then they open the bags
and the bags have beads, and then they'll give you
like items based off of what you got, but all
(22:22):
the stuff is from Ali Baba. I know this because
I do have a business from Ali Baba.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What's a scoop?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
So it'll be like a like a bowl and they'll
be like, you get three scoops, and so they'll scoop
and they'll be like pearls or something in there that
that course like if you get a certain number of
these balls, then you get that many bags.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I don't know what this is, and I hope I
don't ever find out.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
But all the items that they're getting are so cheap,
are not trademarked, so you're getting all this unofficial stuff
and you're paying like thirty bucks for sixteen mousepads. What
do you need sixteen mousepads that.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Are all made with leadenos.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yes, and you know they cater it towards children, of course,
And it's really scary because they'll be like they'll open
the bag and poor it and they'll be like, ooh,
you get six mousepads. And then she has a little
bell and we'll go like ding ding, and then she'll
go and get it. But at the end of it,
the box is literally just filled with key chains and
keep and mousepads. Who uses a mouse? Oh? Mouse, father,
(23:23):
they're so useful. No, maybe not sixteen of them.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But my daughter made this one for me for my birthday.
You no, that was father's Day. Look best dad ever?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
By the way, I'm not the best dad ever. There's
no dad that's the best dad ever. Those mugs and
all that stuff, that's so stupid. There's always a better dad.
I'm just saying there is.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
But to your child.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Well, because I'm the only dad ever, that's what it
should say, only dad ever. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We'll get on that marketing. I think that'll be good.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Really, I think that so much should do that only dad.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Ever, world's most okay as dad? Yeah, just the only dad,
only dad ever?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Right, but that.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Insinuates that you're the only dad ever. There are multiple dads.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Only dad of mine ever? Because there But are you.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Wearing the shirt? Because that's for you? So what would
that say that your dad ever? Would say? What you should?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
It should say my best dad ever and also the
only one, so you must be the best. That's I mean, that's.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
A really text of mouse pad.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
But it's a ridiculous thing to say. Think about it,
best mom ever?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Why are you bothered? That means your kids love you
and then you're the best dad ever.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
But that's not a right. That's the saying is not proper.
The wording is just not right.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Okay, you know I'm not gonna it's okay.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Sure you don't think there's a better mom than your mom.
There's gotta be a better mom. I love Donna more
than anything. I'm sure she's a wonderful mom. Mom is you, guys,
But you know that there's a better mom than her.
So but for me, she's the best mom ever. So
I would get her a mousepad that says best mom ever.
What you're gonna do with a mousepad. Honestly, I don't know.
Like I love my mom, Oh my god, what a
wonderful mother, but not the best mom ever. There's another
(24:52):
one out there that's better.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm sure that's a sin. You should apologize to your mother.
Call her right now and say sorry. She is the
best mom too me, But she's not the best mom ever?
Was it?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Like Mary a mom? She's the best mom ever? Jesus
Mary right?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh, suddenly you're religious. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
She's gotta be.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
My Mom's not the best Mary. Jesus's mom Mary? You
know me Jew from Long Island that Jesus though Mary
was the best mother, and I will never tarnish that
she must.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Be the ultimate mom. Don't you think Jesus had a
mouse Jesus had a mousepath. That's the best mom ever.
And there's Mary because that she is the best mom.
Gotta be who's better?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
We gotta go. Scotty's apparently got to go to Bible study.
I gotta go, actually gotta go to the school. I
gotta talk to some kids. So fine, Hopefully we do
this again soon. We love you so much, and thank
you for listening. Go to Serial KILLERSPC.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Dot com for all the Cereal Serial ratings.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
You can watch old episodes if you're on the iHeart
app click that watch button. Hopefully you did to watch
the episode there, or go to our YouTube and watch there.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I have a question, so our Bowl Chats videos Yeah
at Cereal COSPC dot com. Yeah, oh cool, Yeah I
didn't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
All there.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You don't use like a picture though, it's just it
says bull chat there.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
How much the episode is titled and this one will
be Scotty is going to Bible study.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
No, that's that's a terrible one.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Actually, it'll just be best mom ever, best dad ever. Sorry, okay, sure,
best ad ever. Great, I like that.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Call it that or brush hog either or yeah or
dead cat with eye out.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Well okay, it sucks because we could have done another
commercial break, but we didn't. But we love you. Thank
you for listening, and hopefully we'll be back with another
Bowl Chat next week. But if not, there will be
a Serial Killers on Monday. Yeah, until we see you again, say, Cling, Cling,
are you stirring? Well, there's so much stuff in the bowl.
I can't throw the spoon in there anymore.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
All right, bye bye,
Hey there. You know, we haven't done one of these
in so long that I don't even have the intro anymore.
It's not even not even's not even here.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm on you can hear me.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi everybody, Hey, this is bullchat.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, bull chat, but bulchat? Can you have a serial noise?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I got nothing? Okay, there's nothing here? All right, Well
look it's they're all gone. You know what it is
the system. They expire in the system and then they
just vanish.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay, well, sad, it is all right. Well have you been, Bud,
I've been good. Good, I've been really good. Good have
you been? You know, busy, very busy, but hopefully leading
to good things. You know, the horoscope say that Taurus
is entering this.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
New stage not doing it. Well, I'm doing not doing.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I need to have hope that better things are on
the horizon. So I'm choosing to believe that whatever this
Scorpio moon, planet of Venus, whatever it is that they're
saying is happening to Taurus. I'm hoping it leads to
good things in the future, because you know, you gotta
you gotta plan, you gotta have hope for something.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'm desperately trying to find Charlie Brown's teacher. But I
don't even know how to find it because it's all
I hear. Horor Scopes are.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Dumb one hundred percent. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I do like reading them on the show, But otherwise
they're dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Because you like hearing your own voice. No, so why
do you like them?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Because I enjoy reading things?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, babe, we're not doing that. You just like hearing
your own voice.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That is not true. I read. I like to read
like I like to read. I go to the kids'
schools and I read to the class. I like to read.
Your idiot, I'm not wearing headphones going oh my god,
my voice sounds great, doctor Seuss.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh okay, so before the mic starts, you don't go whenever
you're on air, you don't go.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
What sure does hey?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Elvis? Elvis?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hi? Yes, Yes, a new Lucky Charms is available for
a little bit of time boldly. Price of disclaimers may
may apply.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
But I don't want to have a froggy throats. Of course,
I clean my throat.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay. You don't have to like horoscopes, but you like
reading them on the show.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I just like I like doing. What do you shut?
What do you care?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Because I'm just making sense of it. You're not. There's
no sense, yes that there's no sense in horoscopes. There's
no sense in you being like I just like to
read on air. No, I just like to read, period.
I just like to read. I do, babe, I read books.
Come on, what was the last book you read?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It was a vacation book. I read them when I
When I go on vacation, I take a book with me,
and it's usually a biography. I like reading about people. Okay,
what was it that one with the comedian?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh, the one in the wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh that's right. What's his name? Uh? Yeah, yes, yes,
I remember he sent you his books. Yeah, but that
would know. That was many many books ago.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh you've read more since? Of course.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I have a whole book rack full of books that
I've read.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I want to know what the last book was, and
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm sorry, but it was a good book.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, God, I'm just asking questions. This is what bull
chat was, you know, you ask questions.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You try to put me on the spot, like you
trying you always trying to like prove prove something wrong.
What do you do? You always like, what do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Really?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Do you really do that? What was it? Tell me?
I want to know, like you're trying to like catch
me in something, but you don't do that to me never.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So when I say, oh, yeah I had cereals, you
had cereal? When did you have cereal that you bought milk?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Speak?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Can I just say do a cereal thing really quick?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So there's an upcoming episode of Serial Killers where we tried, oh,
where is it just cashee cereal? And you were like, eh,
you know, Phizzy, I don't like the blueberries? I is there?
Can I like change the rating post rating? I think
should Like, I don't mind I gave this three balls
in the spoon. I want four balls in the spoon
(03:51):
because I ate this for breakfast this morning. It's delightful.
But I don't You can't really do everything's etch in stone.
Once you do it, you do it.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean, I think that you should be able to
go back because you have a different rating for it,
and I think it serves our listeners to be able
to go back in it's a rare thing. But I
think you know, Pitchwork does that with their reviews.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Now I don't know what that is. Listen. So if
you're listening to bull Chat right now.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Reviews things, and they like review albums, and they've gone
on record to go back on certain albums that they
maybe gave like three stars and have gone back and
then like we were so wrong. We're going to actually
give this like seven stars because it was way better
in contact, like we just didn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Well, then I'll tell you what. Just for the record here,
there's going to be a Serial Killers coming out on Monday.
Where we reviewed this Cashi serial I gave it three
balls in a spoon. I would like to give it
four balls in a spoon. So I'm saying that now here. Okay,
so when you listen to it, just know that I
really really liked it and I'm upping it a full bawl.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Newman, could you just put four bawls?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, No, don't spoon no, because it'll mess things up.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He can just write a little addendum.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I tell you what. If Newman act, don't tell him,
but if he actually listens to this, I want to
see if he listens to our stuff. If he listens
to this, then Newman, yes, please do it. He always
texts us not on bull chat. Yes, he well, because
we haven't done one in months. But that's what I'm saying.
So Newman, if you're listening to this, you may up
it to four balls and to spoon the one that's
coming out next week. If not, just leave it be
and this will serve as my rating change.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay, that's all. Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
AnyWho, m So, what else has been going on? I've
been doing so much stuff on the farm, but I
want to know what's happening with you again?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Not much. We were just on vacation, but I did
a staycation. We do. I'm going to London and Rome.
Wait where do you go to London this next vacation.
I'm going to London also, but I don't think we're
at the same time, going in August.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Now, we could meet on the bridge and put a
lock or something. Do they do that?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This is like a bridge in Paris.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, we're going there. We're going to go there for dinner. Oh,
that's so cool. That sounds like a big thing. I
don't like the train, the Channel. Yeah, the Channel was
so nice. I have to book that ticket. Apparently you've
got to do it before you go. And it's a
lot cheaper. That's what I heard.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I think they have cluke there klo okay, what's that.
I would love to be sponsored by them. They're like
a travel app. Whenever I go to like a different country,
I use Kluk to get all my tickets.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh yeah, it's great. I don't know about these.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
They make it way easier.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't travel much outside of the country.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, I just do. We're on a cruise because the
cruise does it all for you, and it's easier with
kids also.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That yeah's you. That's what I've been doing lately, the
cruise thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, Well, I'm excited to go to London. I'm seeing
Harry Styles and I'm seeing Lily Allen, and I'm playing
a Rome to meet up with my family.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You could do all that here, you know, both of
those shows and your family are here in the United States.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well, my family in Rome I haven't seen in like years.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh you mean the people that live there. Yeah, Oh okay,
Harry Styles.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
The ticket was four hundred dollars cheaper for London. I'm
actually paying less with hotel and everything than I would
have seeing Harry Styles here on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's quite insane. Yeah, I hear the flight there is
really cool, right, Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
How is the flight cool?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh? Sorry, am I asking you too many questions? No?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Can I catch you in a gotcha? No?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Megan was like, you can't even sleep because they just
keep bringing you food and stuff?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh are you doing first class?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
British Virgin would whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I don't know, just regular coach.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, I fly United and it's basic and it just it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It was British Airways, British Airways. Okay, I don't know.
I'm very excited. Yeah, she's taking me for my birthday, Finn.
Are you just doing weekend? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I mean, honestly, it's like going to LA for a weekend,
except that they're six hours ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I know. So we're live. We're gonna leave Thursday, and
I was thank you so much Elvis and Nate. They're
letting me take off on Friday.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But apparently that's like a big thing now because the
show is gonna be live from somewhere and it's gonna
be a big old mess.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh no, I don't think it's happening. So you're good.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh it's not yeah. Oh cool. Nobody told me. Now
I feel better. You know, things happen, things change. I
very very very rarely take off when the show is on.
But this is a special occasion.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah. I mean it's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Is it like a big birthday?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
No, that was last year. Oh okay, this is just
big plus one.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Big plus one.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well that's fun. I'm very excited for You're gonna do
tea and crumpets.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, I don't. I'm not doing any of that dumb
stuff like I want to go to like, you know,
Applebee's and have just American food so stupid. I'm not
having like bangers and mash and fish and chips. Just
get whatever. I'll have hot open turkey. They have that. What.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I just love your aversion. It's not a version to
immerse yourself to some culture.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm gonna immerse in the culture. I just don't want.
I don't want to eat that food. I'm dicking a can.
I don't want any of that.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You know, you could just get like they have like
good steakhouses.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'll have that. Yeah, we're going to one of those.
I think great. The Powis Place has something, but I
don't want French food and the stuffes cargo. I don't
want any of that.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You don't need to.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They have regular things also.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Of course they do.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
All right, I'll have some of that.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I can't leave you. It's like you get off trying
to be like this, like anti person. No, it must
be the uh you just said no?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, yes, no, what are you saying? I don't know.
I'm gonna go see Ted lassome really excited. He lives there, right.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I didn't like the Ted last so oh it's the
new ones coming out soon. Yeah, I I just couldn't
do it. Really, Ted Lasso is not for me.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Wow, I love it. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I actually rewatch the whole.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It just felt like like a basic cable No, what
was it before network network television was like like four yeah. Yeah.
It felt like that just they could curse because every
episode it was like, oh god, we have a PR crisis,
and then by the end of the episode they're like,
we solved it all right. Next episode, Ted's gonna go
by Crumpets down the street for the mean.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
But what's apt? I think it's just like a little bun. Yeah,
like a croissant but not croissan but not I.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Don't actually know t like. I think it's like a
hard cookie.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay, well they just call it a cookie.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Because they have their own words.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I know. There's there's a lot of words that I
have to learn. The elevator is the lift, and the
oh yeah, a flat department's the flat and and and
what was that googling? Crumpet?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The crumpet?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, and you gotta be careful, don't say this cigarette word.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
A crumpet is a small, round, flat griddle bread. It's
soft and spongy on the inside, with dozens of tiny
holes on the top.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Oh, it sounds like an English muffin.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Wait, that's a crumpet. I've never seen it. They look
like baby pancakes.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It looks like little pancakes. I don't think that's an
actual crumpet.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Hawvey crumpet.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Fun At least. The one good thing I like about
it is I know the language. I get nervous about
going to other countries where I like if I'm not
excited for France. I'm like, we're gonna take the train,
We're gonna have dinner at the tower, the whole thing,
romantic everything, But don't French people not like Americans because
we try to speak French but we can't.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I just think that's a misconception. I feel like you
have to go looking for people like that who like
actively dislike you. I feel like if anybody came up
to you on the street and was like, I don't
know where I am, or I was like, eh.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Here, yes, oh no, I help people all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That's what I'm saying. I think in France there are
people that sure are probably having a bad day and miserable,
but with.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
The language I don't know, just like Okay. For instance,
yesterday I was I was here and my doorbell rang,
so I went on the ring and it was a
guy standing there. I'm like, can I help you, asked
Paniol and I said not really, and he's like blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah, pasina, and I couldn't
really help. I knew that meant pool. I don't have
a pool, so I don't know what he wanted and
(11:21):
I and I kept trying to say, I'm so sorry,
I don't know, and he just stood there.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
That's the thing, so you know, if you know, if
I go up to someone in the street in Paris,
they're gonna be like A.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, I think fortunate for you. You don't look French. So
unless you're wearing like and knowing you, you would be
like in a costume and be like, oh wear a bereat,
twist my mustag, yes, and a mind costume. Yes, exactly,
that would be you. So I think you're gonna be fine.
No one's gonna assume your French. So if you go
(11:51):
to them and are like, hey, bathroom, no one's gonna
be like, oh American.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Also, with the phone, now you don't need to talk
to people.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So true, right, if you have the AirPods, apparently it
live translates right here. Yeah, I think I tried it. It
doesn't really work too well.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's all wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It almost feels like you have a voice inside your
head that's just like so you're trying to process it
while it's trying to be liked, and it just it
confused me.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, I tried with Spanish. It didn't work out too well.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Kind of like the people on TV where they're like
talking and doing something and someone's talking to them in
their ear, like, oh, I.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Don't know, yeah, almost the prank shows. Yes, yeah, Well
I saw Hamilton recently and I enjoyed it so much more.
This time. I was on record as saying I thought
Hamilton was overrated, but it was only because when I
saw it, I was like under a balcony and I
couldn't read the lips. I need to be able to
see their lips move. It's like bad if I can't
(12:41):
because I can't process what they're saying that fast. And
in Hamilton it's a lot of rapping. Oh. So I
was just like no, no, no, no, no no da And
I was like, I have no idea. I like the melody,
but I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Is like guy stole in it?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
No lin Manuel Miranda, Miranda. But I saw it this
time and we were sitting and I could read their lips,
and I loved the show so much better than I
originally thought. So I'd like to scrub the record similar
to you with your cereal and say, I actually think I,
you know, want a Pulitzer Prize. So yeah, it's it's
that good.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Every time I think of him, I think of that
wonderful orange soda in Mexico, Miranda. I love it. It's good.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Okay, yeah, cool, it's just that. Yeah, No, for sure,
for sure I think that too.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Hey, do you know what a brush hoog is?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I don't know. Should we find out after the break?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Sure, we'll be back right after this. Ever, it's bull chat.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The sister podcast is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
A long awaited return, is it? I guess people wanted it.
They said they like that because they don't like hearing
us chew on Serial Killers. Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You know what the cool thing is, every time we
do one of these, our download numbers go up.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I get that email every week and it's like your
downloads have increased by fifteen.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, because when you do more episodes, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's cool. Yeah. So anyway, a brush hog Andrew, if
you had it, if you had a guess what do
you think? It is?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
A pig?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's not. It's more like b r U s h
H A WG. So it's not really h og.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Uh? Is it like something you use for the grill?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, it's farm related, not a pig though, brush hog? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Like, oh is it for like the brush? So that's
like do you put it down so this way like
doesn't start fires? No?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I thought you were kind of onto it for a second.
But it's a it's a mower, so it's a it's
a it's an it's an attachment that goes on the
back of a tractor. Okay, you know, okay, you know,
like when you're driving down the highway and the tractor
is there and they're mowing the side. The big thing
on the back, it's like going over all the stuff
that's a brush hog. Yeah, and I got to attach it.
(15:00):
So exciting?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Is it like as easy to attach like I'm picturing
it almost like you you just kind of like lifted
and put it into place.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
You have to lift it and then put two pins
in and then it needs to go onto like the
ball thing because it has the spinner thing that makes
the blade spin. This is Look, I'm really excited for
this era of mine, the farm, my farm era. It's
a lot of fun learning about all this stuff. Like
it's funny because I'll post pictures of me, like hack
cutting trees down on the farm or whatever, and my
friends all be like, uh, you know, you're a jew
(15:26):
from Long Island. I'm like yeah, and they're like, all
of a sudden, you're outdoorsman, Like what I mean, but
it's all there for me and it's exciting. I enjoy
doing it. Yeah, you know, because I'm a Jew from
Long Island. I'm not paying somebody to do something. I'm
gonna do it myself. But no, it's funny. It's like
it's it's it's I I love learning all these new things.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's so it's really great being with somebody who learns
a lot of things from me, and I can learn
a lot of things from her. So it's it's actually
a really uh we compliment each other very nicely. And
and I I got to mow the whole field.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It was fun.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Did you have headphones on? I did, and just like
in your own little world, I was.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I was in my own little world and I was
I was on the the what is it a three
sixty it's a no, it's something kind of mower. It's
got two handles on the side. It's a no radius
or three sixty radius or some I forget what the
hell they call it? Fun but it was great, Okay,
And I did the stripes and everything. Oh, it was
so much fun.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Did you like know what to do?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Like going in it took a minute. I almost fell
off a few times.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Did you fall off?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Well, I really wish there were a seat I wish
there was a seatbelt. Yeah, And I said that to them, like,
you know, they really should have a seatbelt, like it does,
but it's buried under the seat. Nobody uses a seatbelt
on a lawnmower. It's a matter with.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You, yeah, Like why how do you almost fall out?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Because it spins around really quick and like if you
it's just I don't know, it bumps, like I got,
you know, if you go too fast over certain things,
it bumps and it bounces you around. But I got
the hang of it after probably about you know, five
minutes or so. And it was great, and you know,
I spent like a good hour out there listening to
great music, and you know, I did a nice job
and I was complimented. But you have to be careful
(17:06):
because this is the season where the deer they late,
they not lay. They have their fawns, they have their
little babies, and what they do is they hide them
in the brush and they run away and then they
come back. Well, you got to make sure you're not
running over deer.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh my god, it's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, I would. I would have been traumatized for life.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, I mean, I don't think you would have ever
mowed again.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
No. So that's the one part of country and me
that I don't have in me. It's like the not
really caring if animals, you know, die or whatever. I mean,
I don't think that's like a farm thing. I think
they still care about you know, they care, but it's
just like, you know, someone run over a raccoon whatever.
Me Like, if I hit a raccoon, I'm like, and
(17:44):
I would. I would think about it. I have nightmares
about it for the rest of my life. I really would,
especially if I saw it. Okay, So, for instance, a
couple of weekends ago, we were going to a race
that we were doing on Long Island. It was me
and Megan and my daughter Cooper, and we were driving
down the main road and it was a laying in
the middle of a row. It was dead, but it
was fresh dead, and we passed it and both Cooper
(18:06):
and Meghan were like, I really think that we should
go back and maybe like take a picture of the
back part of it so you can post it on
your little neighborhood thing. If somebody lost their cat. Just
let them know in case they're looking for whatever. So
we went back and she got out of the car
and just picked it up by the scruff and put
it on the side of the road so it wouldn't
get hit again. And she's like, you don't even want
to know. Like the eyeball was three inches out of
(18:27):
his head. It was definitely And I'm like, I have
no collar, okay, yeah, but that doesn't mean it wasn't
a housecat. It was very see, that's the thing, very sad.
And I thought about it for days and days and days,
and I'm sure that she just, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Brought it up with the gloves.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
No, no, no, gloves. I'm like, can you please not
touch me with that hand? Here's a wipe And she's like, what,
I love you.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
But at the end of the day, listen, if there's
ever like a deadly virus that starts again, I will
be asking where Meghan was.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I mean, the country folk they're not so concerned about
the dirty hands. I mean they touched thing, like like
you had to grease up the the hog, okay, and uh,
and I had gloves on the whole thing. And they're
like jamming their hand in the greased thing. No, with nothing.
It's every grease everywhere. I'm like, what are you doing?
(19:16):
Like it comes off? I'm like, no, I wear gloves
for everything. Literally, I cut chicken in the house gloves.
They make fun of me.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I will say I am terrified of salmonella.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I'm not, but I just wear gloves. I don't want
to touch it.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't like the texture of chicken, like raw chicken.
It scheves me out gooey. Yeah, it's like why and
then it just yeah, I'm not good with the raw chicken.
And then I use almost like a full roll of
paper towels every time I cook it. Yeah, because I'm
just like ooh, and then I touched it and then
I got to need a paper towel. Oh. Another way,
I'm not good with it.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
With the preparing of the amount of times that Megan
and her mother have rolled their eyes at me when
I do something, it's it's almost comical. Oh yeah, because
I do lots of you know, I'm safety guy, got it,
Safety always safety.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I mean, gloves aren't necessarily in this case safety Well,
I guess for salmonella maybe, but you said that wasn't
a concern.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
No, I'm not worried about salmono. I just don't want
to touch the chicken.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
No skiv.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
But I do like I do like smoshing, like like
raw meat, you know, ground beef. Yeah, I get get
all the bread crumbs and stuff in and then mix
it with my hands. I don't know why, but I
like that.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Maybe you need to get like a squishy toy or
like a fidget of some sort.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
What is the needles, Well, I'm not sure if all
I mean it was all the rage for a second,
like a month ago, I'm not sure if there's still
like lions wrapped around buildings for the needle releases.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That's insane. But yeah, everyone's doing those new buns yeah,
the dumplings, yeah, right, so crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I mean there's a store a by my house where
they do a drop like every Wednesday or something like
that at three o'clock and the line wraps around the
freaking parking lot so much to the point of like,
can you guys please, it's enough. So it's just it's
kind of like, well, you were in a cabbage patch,
kid now I was, but it was the same kind
of thing. The mayhem and tickle. Yeah, five below that
(21:07):
carries a lot of the stuff. But the nitos have
been around for a while, but all of a sudden
with the TikTok is all the rage. So there's certain
ones that are ragy.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh okay, hmm. Interesting. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
All I know is we found a dumpling in the garbage.
It was the gold one, like all I. We were
in front of some I know, the osage bowl place
the Cooper and I go to every once in a while,
and I'm like, whoa, And I looked in there was
in there and she jammed her hand in the trash
and took it out. There's goo all over it, but
she took it home and washed it. I'm like, I'm
just thinking in my head, you know some mom the
(21:37):
kids like doing playing with it. Yeah, and she's like
enough it smacked the kid's hand and I'm throwing it out.
Now you're punished. I threw it away and the kids
crying bloody murder down the street.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
It's like something that you've done.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, but I just I that was the scenario that
I pictured. So but yeah, we had it. Then it
leaked and I threw it away.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well maybe that's why it was gone.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I don't know what's in those things. There's some kind of.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Goo in there and it's probably slime.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It can't be good for you whatever. It's gotta be
some kind of chemicals.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, I don't I don't get it. I did watch
this instagram where the person does scoops. I found out
like this whole industry is all scams. But basically people
like they'll do a scoop and be like, oh, it
means you get five bags. Then they open the bags
and the bags have beads, and then they'll give you
like items based off of what you got, but all
(22:22):
the stuff is from Ali Baba. I know this because
I do have a business from Ali Baba.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What's a scoop?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
So it'll be like a like a bowl and they'll
be like, you get three scoops, and so they'll scoop
and they'll be like pearls or something in there that
that course like if you get a certain number of
these balls, then you get that many bags.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I don't know what this is, and I hope I
don't ever find out.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
But all the items that they're getting are so cheap,
are not trademarked, so you're getting all this unofficial stuff
and you're paying like thirty bucks for sixteen mousepads. What
do you need sixteen mousepads that.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Are all made with leadenos.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yes, and you know they cater it towards children, of course,
And it's really scary because they'll be like they'll open
the bag and poor it and they'll be like, ooh,
you get six mousepads. And then she has a little
bell and we'll go like ding ding, and then she'll
go and get it. But at the end of it,
the box is literally just filled with key chains and
keep and mousepads. Who uses a mouse? Oh? Mouse, father,
(23:23):
they're so useful. No, maybe not sixteen of them.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But my daughter made this one for me for my birthday.
You no, that was father's Day. Look best dad ever?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
By the way, I'm not the best dad ever. There's
no dad that's the best dad ever. Those mugs and
all that stuff, that's so stupid. There's always a better dad.
I'm just saying there is.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
But to your child.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Well, because I'm the only dad ever, that's what it
should say, only dad ever. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We'll get on that marketing. I think that'll be good.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Really, I think that so much should do that only dad.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Ever, world's most okay as dad? Yeah, just the only dad,
only dad ever?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Right, but that.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Insinuates that you're the only dad ever. There are multiple dads.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Only dad of mine ever? Because there But are you.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Wearing the shirt? Because that's for you? So what would
that say that your dad ever? Would say? What you should?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
It should say my best dad ever and also the
only one, so you must be the best. That's I mean, that's.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
A really text of mouse pad.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
But it's a ridiculous thing to say. Think about it,
best mom ever?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Why are you bothered? That means your kids love you
and then you're the best dad ever.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
But that's not a right. That's the saying is not proper.
The wording is just not right.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Okay, you know I'm not gonna it's okay.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Sure you don't think there's a better mom than your mom.
There's gotta be a better mom. I love Donna more
than anything. I'm sure she's a wonderful mom. Mom is you, guys,
But you know that there's a better mom than her.
So but for me, she's the best mom ever. So
I would get her a mousepad that says best mom ever.
What you're gonna do with a mousepad. Honestly, I don't know.
Like I love my mom, Oh my god, what a
wonderful mother, but not the best mom ever. There's another
(24:52):
one out there that's better.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm sure that's a sin. You should apologize to your mother.
Call her right now and say sorry. She is the
best mom too me, But she's not the best mom ever?
Was it?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Like Mary a mom? She's the best mom ever? Jesus
Mary right?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh, suddenly you're religious. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
She's gotta be.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
My Mom's not the best Mary. Jesus's mom Mary? You
know me Jew from Long Island that Jesus though Mary
was the best mother, and I will never tarnish that
she must.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Be the ultimate mom. Don't you think Jesus had a
mouse Jesus had a mousepath. That's the best mom ever.
And there's Mary because that she is the best mom.
Gotta be who's better?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
We gotta go. Scotty's apparently got to go to Bible study.
I gotta go, actually gotta go to the school. I
gotta talk to some kids. So fine, Hopefully we do
this again soon. We love you so much, and thank
you for listening. Go to Serial KILLERSPC.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
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Speaker 1 (26:02):
I have a question, so our Bowl Chats videos Yeah
at Cereal COSPC dot com. Yeah, oh cool, Yeah I
didn't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
All there.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You don't use like a picture though, it's just it
says bull chat there.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
How much the episode is titled and this one will
be Scotty is going to Bible study.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
No, that's that's a terrible one.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Actually, it'll just be best mom ever, best dad ever. Sorry, okay, sure,
best ad ever. Great, I like that.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Call it that or brush hog either or yeah or
dead cat with eye out.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Well okay, it sucks because we could have done another
commercial break, but we didn't. But we love you. Thank
you for listening, and hopefully we'll be back with another
Bowl Chat next week. But if not, there will be
a Serial Killers on Monday. Yeah, until we see you again, say, Cling, Cling,
are you stirring? Well, there's so much stuff in the bowl.
I can't throw the spoon in there anymore.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
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