May 15, 2026 • 20 mins
Diamond and Andrew discuss this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the difference between an argument and read.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I don't want to start this because this is not
going to be the whole episode.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well it's a Friday at all. Okay, I'm sorry, we'll
re intro again.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, bestes, We welcome to another episode of Uncut with Diamond,
and of course, as usual, we're talking about No, we
haven't talked about this yet, Real Housewives of Atlanta. Remember
earlier on I said this season was kind of boring.
I lied. I take it back, take it all back.
We're back to like twenty fifteen reads. We haven't had
(00:37):
a read like this in over ten years. I just
have to preface this. What is the season fifteen sixteen
they're on right now?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, so we're now we're going back to like season
eight nine ten. Okay, oh wait, we're back in Puerto
Rico asking Candy to send us to the studio to
make some meats.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I think you mean Porter red Cut. Ah, can you
explain to me with Oh, this is Andrew by the way, Hi?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh yeah, forgot.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I am a guest on her podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
He's a reoccurring guests.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh where's my jacket? A quick question?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What makes a good read? In your opinion?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh? A good read is one that's not like it's
not an argument. There's a difference between an argument and
a read, right, So, like when you're arguing with someone,
like you're trying to prove a point of like who's
right and who's wrong. Okay, I think when you're reading someone,
that kind of goes out of the window and you're
(01:36):
just digging with things that are like low blows, but
like funny low blows, like never anything that's too much.
So does that make sense? Yeah? So, like like the
women on Salt Lake, they argue they don't read each other.
You know, it's like you did this and you blah
blah blah, you blah blah blah. Back in the day
(01:58):
Housewives was more of a like I know you're not
talking with that raggedy ann wig on your head, you know,
like we want that. I don't care about how the
argument started any of that, Like got it?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So like a blogger drama from like Assault Lake where
they're like, you're recording us without our permission and then
arguing about like privacy.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yes, like that's funny, Yes, it's not that girl.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Got it? So Meredith at the table at that iconic scene,
you can leave, that's an argument that's not a.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Rat's an argument, like because they're really like, we know
that Meredith pulled nothing but bullshit out of her ass
with the whole like and I know kids that are dying.
We all know, you know, we all know people who
are dying. Meredith, we get it.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
But like if it was, if it was a read,
she'd be like, I know that you're not sitting at
this table right now with your husband with his secrets.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yes, you know, yeah, Like that's what we want. Like
there was an argument on this season, horrible season, I'll
say it again and again and again of Royal House
of Beverly Hills where Dreet and Erica are going back
and forth. But this is like a personal argument where
like Dree basically calls Erica a cunt and it's like, oh,
(03:10):
you know, for a lot of people, that's cutting, and
like you're like, oh my god, no, no, we want
the read that Angela gave Pinky on I don't even
know what episode this was because I am stuck there.
I don't know what has happened past then in this season.
I don't care about it. This is going down. Put
(03:32):
this in the loop, Okay, I want a picture of
Angela pointing across that table at Pinky in the loof. Okay,
so let's back up. For the people who aren't watching
this season, I understand it's a little different. So if
you don't know, we have a new housewife on Atlanta
and her name is Pinky Cole. She has been in
(03:56):
the Atlanta scene for a really long time. Like if
you are in Atlanta, you know c au Yovanna, that
bitch from Clark. Clark Atlanta is like a big deal
in Atlanta, especially in the black community. So like a
lot of very well known people in the black community
and in Atlanta specifically either went to Clark, Spellman or
(04:19):
more House and they're all basically connected in this little triangle.
There's three campuses right next.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
To each other.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Colleges, yes, sorry, and historically black colleges. You know, you
know what I'm saying, you know, but like yes, and
so like it's like a big deal out there. Like
this is like they call DC the Mecca, but like
really it's Atlanta the auc They don't play around about it. So,
(04:46):
like Pinky has been in this circle. She like went
to Clark Atlanta pledged Delta there. The Sigma chapter is
a huge deal. And like, you know, as far as
Delta Sigma Theta is concerned historically black ooh, historically black. No,
I'm saying a historically black college. It's oh my god.
(05:07):
It's a part of the Divine Nine. And I should
know that because I am a part of the number
one sorority of the Divine nine Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority Incorporated.
Let's get that correct. Anyway, Oh wow, Then Pinky started.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So Pinky is from Clark.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Pinky went to Clark. But Pinky is most known and
known publicly to the world as the owner of Slutty Vegan.
Do you know about Slutty Vegan and what happened restaurants? Yes,
and what happened in twenty twenty. In twenty twenty, she
got a lot of death threats and like racist comments.
(05:43):
I don't know what initially started it, but Karen decided
that she was going to like blow up her spot
and tell people not to go there. And the black
community in Atlanta were like, no, We're not doing this.
So Atlanta turned vegan for like six months. She was insane,
but it caused her or it pushed her business or
(06:03):
propelled her business to be able to she has now
like franchised everywhere, you know. So if you didn't know
Pinky is vegan, remember that throughout the season because there's
a lot of talk about her eating meat. I don't
get it. I don't understand why last year Pinky's business
went into bankruptcy or she filed for bankruptcy and she
(06:25):
had to buy her business back. Remember that. Now, Angela
has had her run ins with finances, got it. She
thought that she was gonna be on HGTV flipping homes
for a living using her husband's money. And she who's
her husband, Charles Oakley who played for the next shout
out to the Knicks. We're deep in these playoffs right now.
(06:48):
She used his money to flip these homes and they
all went under basically, and they were foreclosed on. She
owed money. It was just a mess. I say that
because because they mention it in this argument, and I
think that it's good background for you guys to know
what was going on. Okay, I don't even know how
this argument started at the table, Okay, but Andrew and
(07:11):
I are going to recite it for you.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I will be playing the part of the slutty vegan aka.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Pinky and I will be playing the part of Michael
Jackson aka Angela. Do you remember that day she got
her nose job? Is like our early two thousands nose
job where you don't really have nose left?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, And they talked about it last season, and so
they've been calling her Michael so good. Okay, I am
a bad bitch, bad bitch that doesn't pay the bill.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
How many houses do you have left? Bitch? You can
never touch the money I've been touching for a long time. Bitch.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I could throw a rock and hit ten people.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You are, Oh you can't. Uh huh honey, it's multimillion
dollar business.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Multimillion dollar bill, bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You can't. I have a lot of money. My husband
is paying.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Her husband is paid the honestly, he really is shout
out to Dave's Steaks, whatever it is that he is.
Anyway back into character, No, I I know employees that
you owe.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Okay, Sweaty, turn your fan on you, Sweaty.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Also go buy one of Angela's fans. I actually really
like it. Where am I? I never canceled Christmas on
my employees?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Baby? How do you do a give away?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So Christmas? What are you talking about? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You owe employees? Baby?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What are you talking I don't owe no employees. Are
you sure about that at all? How much do you
owe your foreclosures?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I don't owe them anything.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
They took him from you, baby, girl.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You owe everybody from the people across the street.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So what I owe you? A new lace front?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, mister clean don't do it, Papa Smurf.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's important to also remember Pinky is bald.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Mister cleaner, Papa Smurf, and she was wearing blue.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So this is why I understand what read is.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
This is good? Oh no, she read her.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Okay, back to Pinky, and I owe you and I
owe you some new veneers. Okay, because that overbite that
you going going on right there is just not.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Girl, Not the way those teeth com mingle.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I know you ain't talking.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Bitch, those incessious teeth.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
You guys, you stayed there, you stay great.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Don't do that this.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh and then Fader comes.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
In Pedra and she's like in this regal looking uh.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
After Portia drops her glass yes.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
With her blonde hair, and she goes, this is a zoo, honey,
And I'm not sure who's going to fall on the
sword And she definitely pronounces the W and the sword. Oh,
I'm back to Angelo. Change the boys.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Tell that bitch. Don't you got menopause?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
No, I don't talk to me when you get your business.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Bitch, I just bought my business.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, no you did.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Ash lies you take You can't kiss my ask, No
you didn't. And see, let me tell you something that
was a read and then Phaedra reads Pinky too, but
not on purpose because Pinky got up and turned her
butt around like you kiss my ass and slapped.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
It, but it was kind of flat. So it's like
when you tell people to kiss your ass, if you
don't have a rump rose back there, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, I get it.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You know you need to like we need to come
up with something new, like lick my cheeks or something
like that, like you know something.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Whatever that was good.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
That was smurfh fling the incestuous teeth you got they
production you kind of missed it because you should have
zoomed in on the teeth. I want to know what
they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Also, I've never canceled Christmas for my employees. I just
want to start saying that to people. I've never canceled
Christmas for my employees.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Also, Angela, you don't have employees because you know, well,
okay whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Also, I could throw a rock and hit ten people.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You Oh, I mean, Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Angela is so unseerious that it makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
She doesn't care. And the best thing about it is
when you read somebody down, it's not that deep. So
they were friends the next day, Like they sat down
and we're like, oh girl, it was not a big deal.
That is a read an argument is serious.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah. I think that's what's missing from these shows. We
talked about it with Ladies of London. This is humor,
This is fun. This is not prying into people's personal business.
This is not trying to like go to a blogger
who's literally just going to repost it because they're like,
oh my god, I'm in with a housewife with their
two thousand followers making her think that you're important. Like,
it's unseerious. This is what we need to go back
(11:36):
to in reality TV. Stop prying into people's business and
just start I guess reading them. Oh, make fun of
their hair, make fun of their teeth.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I love it. Yes, we need to get back to
the good old days where we talked about people's of
parents and it wasn't like, oh that's sony, Like, no.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Would you say that the Teresa table flip is a
read prostitution horn?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, she was more of a monologue, like it is strange,
Like okay, cool. Oh I love the fact that, like,
if you're really paying attention, you see that Carlos King
went under the table and hands Teresa the book under this.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
This is from the iconic season one of Real House.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
New Jersey. Yes, ten out of ten. We should do
a countdown of the most iconic reads. Maybe the next episode.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Here's a question for you. Have you ever heard of
a white woman doing a good read?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah? Oh what I could think of one from the
Beverly Hills Lisa vander Pumper. No, she used to read
these girls down and not on purpose?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Was it? Brandy and fay Resnik. Yeah, when she says,
no matter how many Burkins you own, you will never
be a lady? Is that a read?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I don't think she did it right. I don't think
she said it well. The presentation wasn't there. Oh, But
the statement in and of itself, that's good.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You know who used to read down Real Housewives of
New York, the old.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
School where it's funny.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, I remember one one lady had on these like
ugly shoes and the other one was like with those
Herman monster shoes on, and she was like, these are
lou Baton. These are lu Baton. She goes, oh, honey,
even Lewis Baton makes mistakes. I feel like that was
like season three or four of Rony. Oh those were
(13:26):
the days now they were getting read for and I
loved it.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I think I'm liking the reading. This is fun. I
love a fun argument. I really love a fun argument.
And I think you have to have you have to
be able to be self deprecating to a degree, which
I think that maybe some of these women are not
getting anything now.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
We're a little too vain now as a society, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So like, it's my brand, it's my business. You could
have hurt me.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, like, calm down, you would die and come back
to life several times. If you started Real Housewives of
Atlanta from the very first episode.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You know, my friend Nick did, and he said it
was real TV, like Pantheon status nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And you know what, they have the ratings. Okay, you
have to go, but I really do want to talk
about Summerhouse. So do I have to make this a
monologue or are you gonna say.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
For two more minutes. I'll say for two more minutes.
I don't really get it, but sure.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Okay, So you guys, we know that the reunion has
been filmed. We're just gonna run down the things that
have happened since we last spoke about Summerhouse. I think
that was probably a month ago, and we needed a break.
I am sick of these people, but it's still really
good tea. Okay. So Amanda and West show up and
(14:50):
leave the reunion together like this is a relationship, even
though she's delusional and he is unwell. So anyway, we
have had massive weeks from the reunion. Somebody's in trouble,
somebody was fired. Honestly, it didn't really give what people
were making. It seem like you just heard Amanda kind
of fighting for her life against Kyle her Now I
(15:12):
guess no, they're still married, so it's not an ex
husband but her ex best friend Sierra. And West is
sitting there silent.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Not even sticking up for his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
He tried a little bit, but he's he's a loser,
like he's a whimp. He's doing all of these things
that he can't stand on business. Right, the tides have
one hundred percent turned and we are all now fans
of Kyle. I have to say this, Amanda, I will
never forgive you personally for making me defend and stand
(15:43):
by a man like.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
A white man.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yes, I mean like Kyle. No, No, it's it's huge.
But I'm team Kyle. I'm about to go out and
buy more lover boy because he was literally having a
mental breakdown all summer and none of us would have
realized it if this didn't happen, and for us to
like feel like, oh well, not only was his business failing,
(16:08):
he was like two million dollars in debt.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Dolout those credit card bills aren't.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Literally literally, he stopped taking a salary so that he
could pay off the debt while still paying his employees
and not laying them off. So he's like losing it, Like,
how do you enjoy yourself when you know you have
that much in debt and you don't it's not coming in,
you know what I mean? Hello, And then he said
that he felt like she something was off with her.
(16:39):
She had like she was like one hundred percent disconnected.
And then you see her like hugging West or like
getting close to him, giving him attention. How would you
not lose your shit? Also, he went on a massive
rant in the closet by himself. I think that he
didn't realize that there was a camera in the closet
with him, and he was like, haven't had sex in
(17:00):
seven years? They've only been married for three he said
something else, and he's like he basically was saying that
he felt like she didn't want to be with him anymore,
but she didn't have the balls to leave him because
she's never done anything on her own. And so that
like fast forward to now, like you did end up
(17:21):
leaving him, but you're now with someone else. Boy, and
this guy is not the guy. Yeah, there's footage of
him dancing with someone at a wedding and they took
his plus one away from him apparently too allegedly, but
to me, the video looks like he kisses the woman.
Nobody else is really talking about that. I think that
(17:42):
that's insane. But anyway, meanwhile, Sierra's doing met Gala Red carpets,
where she deserves to be. She just was announced for
Dancing with the Star. She's also announced to do some
things with Love Island, so she'll be away all summer.
Hopefully she never goes back to summer house. You look
at me like that. So good for Sierra, not so
(18:07):
good for Amanda. Good for Kyle. Apparently after the episode
where he said that the company was failing, his revenue
started going up. I'm very happy for him. Who else? Oh,
news just dropped today. Did you hear this? The CEO
and founder who's no longer on the show, But she's
making appearances and she's going to be on in the city.
(18:27):
We'll talk about that in another episode because I'm not watching.
She's pregnant. Danielle is pregnant, but apparently allegedly her boyfriend
is still married. So hm. She had a lot to
say about Lindsay's pregnancy last summer. You see how karma
(18:48):
works very swiftly. I think that's all I have. Oh,
we saw kJ and Dara. I saw them. You weren't there.
I went to a Mets game the other day and
they were there. Very weird. Okay, I hope they work out,
but very weird, got it?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I think I'm the only person that's saying that because
we all want to see Black Boy Joy. I want
to see it, but very weird. What else, Andrew? That's it?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I mean, I don't really have much else. You you
really recapped? Yeah, yeah, Reality Tea emphasis.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
On the t V recaps Billet Babes.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Did you like that? That was good?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I didn't really like it, but it's a good anyway. Guys,
I'm done bothering Andrew and bothering you. Apparently, if you
made it this far, then I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Andrew, this is on the after Party beats you subscribed
to the after Party were working on that higher seats.
All of the basis to follow me at a club,
I would here as the pocket
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Far is st
I don't want to start this because this is not
going to be the whole episode.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well it's a Friday at all. Okay, I'm sorry, we'll
re intro again.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, bestes, We welcome to another episode of Uncut with Diamond,
and of course, as usual, we're talking about No, we
haven't talked about this yet, Real Housewives of Atlanta. Remember
earlier on I said this season was kind of boring.
I lied. I take it back, take it all back.
We're back to like twenty fifteen reads. We haven't had
(00:37):
a read like this in over ten years. I just
have to preface this. What is the season fifteen sixteen
they're on right now?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, so we're now we're going back to like season
eight nine ten. Okay, oh wait, we're back in Puerto
Rico asking Candy to send us to the studio to
make some meats.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I think you mean Porter red Cut. Ah, can you
explain to me with Oh, this is Andrew by the way, Hi?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh yeah, forgot.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I am a guest on her podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
He's a reoccurring guests.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh where's my jacket? A quick question?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What makes a good read? In your opinion?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh? A good read is one that's not like it's
not an argument. There's a difference between an argument and
a read, right, So, like when you're arguing with someone,
like you're trying to prove a point of like who's
right and who's wrong. Okay, I think when you're reading someone,
that kind of goes out of the window and you're
(01:36):
just digging with things that are like low blows, but
like funny low blows, like never anything that's too much.
So does that make sense? Yeah? So, like like the
women on Salt Lake, they argue they don't read each other.
You know, it's like you did this and you blah
blah blah, you blah blah blah. Back in the day
(01:58):
Housewives was more of a like I know you're not
talking with that raggedy ann wig on your head, you know,
like we want that. I don't care about how the
argument started any of that, Like got it?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So like a blogger drama from like Assault Lake where
they're like, you're recording us without our permission and then
arguing about like privacy.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yes, like that's funny, Yes, it's not that girl.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Got it? So Meredith at the table at that iconic scene,
you can leave, that's an argument that's not a.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Rat's an argument, like because they're really like, we know
that Meredith pulled nothing but bullshit out of her ass
with the whole like and I know kids that are dying.
We all know, you know, we all know people who
are dying. Meredith, we get it.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
But like if it was, if it was a read,
she'd be like, I know that you're not sitting at
this table right now with your husband with his secrets.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yes, you know, yeah, Like that's what we want. Like
there was an argument on this season, horrible season, I'll
say it again and again and again of Royal House
of Beverly Hills where Dreet and Erica are going back
and forth. But this is like a personal argument where
like Dree basically calls Erica a cunt and it's like, oh,
(03:10):
you know, for a lot of people, that's cutting, and
like you're like, oh my god, no, no, we want
the read that Angela gave Pinky on I don't even
know what episode this was because I am stuck there.
I don't know what has happened past then in this season.
I don't care about it. This is going down. Put
(03:32):
this in the loop, Okay, I want a picture of
Angela pointing across that table at Pinky in the loof. Okay,
so let's back up. For the people who aren't watching
this season, I understand it's a little different. So if
you don't know, we have a new housewife on Atlanta
and her name is Pinky Cole. She has been in
(03:56):
the Atlanta scene for a really long time. Like if
you are in Atlanta, you know c au Yovanna, that
bitch from Clark. Clark Atlanta is like a big deal
in Atlanta, especially in the black community. So like a
lot of very well known people in the black community
and in Atlanta specifically either went to Clark, Spellman or
(04:19):
more House and they're all basically connected in this little triangle.
There's three campuses right next.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
To each other.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Colleges, yes, sorry, and historically black colleges. You know, you
know what I'm saying, you know, but like yes, and
so like it's like a big deal out there. Like
this is like they call DC the Mecca, but like
really it's Atlanta the auc They don't play around about it. So,
(04:46):
like Pinky has been in this circle. She like went
to Clark Atlanta pledged Delta there. The Sigma chapter is
a huge deal. And like, you know, as far as
Delta Sigma Theta is concerned historically black ooh, historically black. No,
I'm saying a historically black college. It's oh my god.
(05:07):
It's a part of the Divine Nine. And I should
know that because I am a part of the number
one sorority of the Divine nine Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority Incorporated.
Let's get that correct. Anyway, Oh wow, Then Pinky started.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So Pinky is from Clark.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Pinky went to Clark. But Pinky is most known and
known publicly to the world as the owner of Slutty Vegan.
Do you know about Slutty Vegan and what happened restaurants? Yes,
and what happened in twenty twenty. In twenty twenty, she
got a lot of death threats and like racist comments.
(05:43):
I don't know what initially started it, but Karen decided
that she was going to like blow up her spot
and tell people not to go there. And the black
community in Atlanta were like, no, We're not doing this.
So Atlanta turned vegan for like six months. She was insane,
but it caused her or it pushed her business or
(06:03):
propelled her business to be able to she has now
like franchised everywhere, you know. So if you didn't know
Pinky is vegan, remember that throughout the season because there's
a lot of talk about her eating meat. I don't
get it. I don't understand why last year Pinky's business
went into bankruptcy or she filed for bankruptcy and she
(06:25):
had to buy her business back. Remember that. Now, Angela
has had her run ins with finances, got it. She
thought that she was gonna be on HGTV flipping homes
for a living using her husband's money. And she who's
her husband, Charles Oakley who played for the next shout
out to the Knicks. We're deep in these playoffs right now.
(06:48):
She used his money to flip these homes and they
all went under basically, and they were foreclosed on. She
owed money. It was just a mess. I say that
because because they mention it in this argument, and I
think that it's good background for you guys to know
what was going on. Okay, I don't even know how
this argument started at the table, Okay, but Andrew and
(07:11):
I are going to recite it for you.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I will be playing the part of the slutty vegan aka.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Pinky and I will be playing the part of Michael
Jackson aka Angela. Do you remember that day she got
her nose job? Is like our early two thousands nose
job where you don't really have nose left?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, And they talked about it last season, and so
they've been calling her Michael so good. Okay, I am
a bad bitch, bad bitch that doesn't pay the bill.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
How many houses do you have left? Bitch? You can
never touch the money I've been touching for a long time. Bitch.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I could throw a rock and hit ten people.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You are, Oh you can't. Uh huh honey, it's multimillion
dollar business.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Multimillion dollar bill, bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You can't. I have a lot of money. My husband
is paying.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Her husband is paid the honestly, he really is shout
out to Dave's Steaks, whatever it is that he is.
Anyway back into character, No, I I know employees that
you owe.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Okay, Sweaty, turn your fan on you, Sweaty.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Also go buy one of Angela's fans. I actually really
like it. Where am I? I never canceled Christmas on
my employees?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Baby? How do you do a give away?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So Christmas? What are you talking about? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You owe employees? Baby?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What are you talking I don't owe no employees. Are
you sure about that at all? How much do you
owe your foreclosures?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I don't owe them anything.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
They took him from you, baby, girl.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You owe everybody from the people across the street.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So what I owe you? A new lace front?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, mister clean don't do it, Papa Smurf.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's important to also remember Pinky is bald.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Mister cleaner, Papa Smurf, and she was wearing blue.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So this is why I understand what read is.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
This is good? Oh no, she read her.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Okay, back to Pinky, and I owe you and I
owe you some new veneers. Okay, because that overbite that
you going going on right there is just not.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Girl, Not the way those teeth com mingle.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I know you ain't talking.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Bitch, those incessious teeth.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
You guys, you stayed there, you stay great.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Don't do that this.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh and then Fader comes.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
In Pedra and she's like in this regal looking uh.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
After Portia drops her glass yes.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
With her blonde hair, and she goes, this is a zoo, honey,
And I'm not sure who's going to fall on the
sword And she definitely pronounces the W and the sword. Oh,
I'm back to Angelo. Change the boys.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Tell that bitch. Don't you got menopause?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
No, I don't talk to me when you get your business.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Bitch, I just bought my business.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, no you did.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Ash lies you take You can't kiss my ask, No
you didn't. And see, let me tell you something that
was a read and then Phaedra reads Pinky too, but
not on purpose because Pinky got up and turned her
butt around like you kiss my ass and slapped.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
It, but it was kind of flat. So it's like
when you tell people to kiss your ass, if you
don't have a rump rose back there, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, I get it.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You know you need to like we need to come
up with something new, like lick my cheeks or something
like that, like you know something.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Whatever that was good.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
That was smurfh fling the incestuous teeth you got they
production you kind of missed it because you should have
zoomed in on the teeth. I want to know what
they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Also, I've never canceled Christmas for my employees. I just
want to start saying that to people. I've never canceled
Christmas for my employees.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Also, Angela, you don't have employees because you know, well,
okay whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Also, I could throw a rock and hit ten people.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You Oh, I mean, Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Angela is so unseerious that it makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
She doesn't care. And the best thing about it is
when you read somebody down, it's not that deep. So
they were friends the next day, Like they sat down
and we're like, oh girl, it was not a big deal.
That is a read an argument is serious.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah. I think that's what's missing from these shows. We
talked about it with Ladies of London. This is humor,
This is fun. This is not prying into people's personal business.
This is not trying to like go to a blogger
who's literally just going to repost it because they're like,
oh my god, I'm in with a housewife with their
two thousand followers making her think that you're important. Like,
it's unseerious. This is what we need to go back
(11:36):
to in reality TV. Stop prying into people's business and
just start I guess reading them. Oh, make fun of
their hair, make fun of their teeth.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I love it. Yes, we need to get back to
the good old days where we talked about people's of
parents and it wasn't like, oh that's sony, Like, no.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Would you say that the Teresa table flip is a
read prostitution horn?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, she was more of a monologue, like it is strange,
Like okay, cool. Oh I love the fact that, like,
if you're really paying attention, you see that Carlos King
went under the table and hands Teresa the book under this.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
This is from the iconic season one of Real House.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
New Jersey. Yes, ten out of ten. We should do
a countdown of the most iconic reads. Maybe the next episode.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Here's a question for you. Have you ever heard of
a white woman doing a good read?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah? Oh what I could think of one from the
Beverly Hills Lisa vander Pumper. No, she used to read
these girls down and not on purpose?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Was it? Brandy and fay Resnik. Yeah, when she says,
no matter how many Burkins you own, you will never
be a lady? Is that a read?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I don't think she did it right. I don't think
she said it well. The presentation wasn't there. Oh, But
the statement in and of itself, that's good.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You know who used to read down Real Housewives of
New York, the old.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
School where it's funny.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, I remember one one lady had on these like
ugly shoes and the other one was like with those
Herman monster shoes on, and she was like, these are
lou Baton. These are lu Baton. She goes, oh, honey,
even Lewis Baton makes mistakes. I feel like that was
like season three or four of Rony. Oh those were
(13:26):
the days now they were getting read for and I
loved it.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I think I'm liking the reading. This is fun. I
love a fun argument. I really love a fun argument.
And I think you have to have you have to
be able to be self deprecating to a degree, which
I think that maybe some of these women are not
getting anything now.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
We're a little too vain now as a society, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So like, it's my brand, it's my business. You could
have hurt me.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, like, calm down, you would die and come back
to life several times. If you started Real Housewives of
Atlanta from the very first episode.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You know, my friend Nick did, and he said it
was real TV, like Pantheon status nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And you know what, they have the ratings. Okay, you
have to go, but I really do want to talk
about Summerhouse. So do I have to make this a
monologue or are you gonna say.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
For two more minutes. I'll say for two more minutes.
I don't really get it, but sure.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Okay, So you guys, we know that the reunion has
been filmed. We're just gonna run down the things that
have happened since we last spoke about Summerhouse. I think
that was probably a month ago, and we needed a break.
I am sick of these people, but it's still really
good tea. Okay. So Amanda and West show up and
(14:50):
leave the reunion together like this is a relationship, even
though she's delusional and he is unwell. So anyway, we
have had massive weeks from the reunion. Somebody's in trouble,
somebody was fired. Honestly, it didn't really give what people
were making. It seem like you just heard Amanda kind
of fighting for her life against Kyle her Now I
(15:12):
guess no, they're still married, so it's not an ex
husband but her ex best friend Sierra. And West is
sitting there silent.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Not even sticking up for his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
He tried a little bit, but he's he's a loser,
like he's a whimp. He's doing all of these things
that he can't stand on business. Right, the tides have
one hundred percent turned and we are all now fans
of Kyle. I have to say this, Amanda, I will
never forgive you personally for making me defend and stand
(15:43):
by a man like.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
A white man.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yes, I mean like Kyle. No, No, it's it's huge.
But I'm team Kyle. I'm about to go out and
buy more lover boy because he was literally having a
mental breakdown all summer and none of us would have
realized it if this didn't happen, and for us to
like feel like, oh well, not only was his business failing,
(16:08):
he was like two million dollars in debt.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Dolout those credit card bills aren't.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Literally literally, he stopped taking a salary so that he
could pay off the debt while still paying his employees
and not laying them off. So he's like losing it, Like,
how do you enjoy yourself when you know you have
that much in debt and you don't it's not coming in,
you know what I mean? Hello, And then he said
that he felt like she something was off with her.
(16:39):
She had like she was like one hundred percent disconnected.
And then you see her like hugging West or like
getting close to him, giving him attention. How would you
not lose your shit? Also, he went on a massive
rant in the closet by himself. I think that he
didn't realize that there was a camera in the closet
with him, and he was like, haven't had sex in
(17:00):
seven years? They've only been married for three he said
something else, and he's like he basically was saying that
he felt like she didn't want to be with him anymore,
but she didn't have the balls to leave him because
she's never done anything on her own. And so that
like fast forward to now, like you did end up
(17:21):
leaving him, but you're now with someone else. Boy, and
this guy is not the guy. Yeah, there's footage of
him dancing with someone at a wedding and they took
his plus one away from him apparently too allegedly, but
to me, the video looks like he kisses the woman.
Nobody else is really talking about that. I think that
(17:42):
that's insane. But anyway, meanwhile, Sierra's doing met Gala Red carpets,
where she deserves to be. She just was announced for
Dancing with the Star. She's also announced to do some
things with Love Island, so she'll be away all summer.
Hopefully she never goes back to summer house. You look
at me like that. So good for Sierra, not so
(18:07):
good for Amanda. Good for Kyle. Apparently after the episode
where he said that the company was failing, his revenue
started going up. I'm very happy for him. Who else? Oh,
news just dropped today. Did you hear this? The CEO
and founder who's no longer on the show, But she's
making appearances and she's going to be on in the city.
(18:27):
We'll talk about that in another episode because I'm not watching.
She's pregnant. Danielle is pregnant, but apparently allegedly her boyfriend
is still married. So hm. She had a lot to
say about Lindsay's pregnancy last summer. You see how karma
(18:48):
works very swiftly. I think that's all I have. Oh,
we saw kJ and Dara. I saw them. You weren't there.
I went to a Mets game the other day and
they were there. Very weird. Okay, I hope they work out,
but very weird, got it?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I think I'm the only person that's saying that because
we all want to see Black Boy Joy. I want
to see it, but very weird. What else, Andrew? That's it?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I mean, I don't really have much else. You you
really recapped? Yeah, yeah, Reality Tea emphasis.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
On the t V recaps Billet Babes.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Did you like that? That was good?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I didn't really like it, but it's a good anyway. Guys,
I'm done bothering Andrew and bothering you. Apparently, if you
made it this far, then I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Andrew, this is on the after Party beats you subscribed
to the after Party were working on that higher seats.
All of the basis to follow me at a club,
I would here as the pocket
Speaker 1 (20:00):
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