May 19, 2026 • 14 mins
Danielle saw a man eat chicken off of the ground at an amusement park after the "3 second rule." Where would you eat something you dropped after 3 seconds?
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get hit us together and we're going to start and
party start.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm ready to party.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis DA ran after party.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
So you know, we didn't get to my favorite segment
of the show today, around the Room. So now a
very special around the Room podcast. I'm gonna start with you, Scamy.
What's on your mind today here here in the room.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
So remember recently when my phone got smashed, Yeah, and
I had to get a new one.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I was that was.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
An experiment for me, a social experiment because you know,
I would never voluntarily give up my phone or anything.
I had to go to a Sweet sixteen that night.
I could not post from the Sweet sixteen. I couldn't
showcase the food.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I couldn't you couldn't take photos of the little hotties.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It was.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
That wasn't the main the main attraction.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
The main attraction was.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I was upset.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Though I was physically not in press, I was I
was not omnipresent, and people noticed. My buddy had called
me after that and said, Scary. Everyone was asking are
you okay? Did you see a ghost? What was wrong
with Scary that night? I don't ever want to be
known as the guy who just was checked out or
because I was had something else on my mind, and
(01:13):
what I had on my mind was the fact that
I did not have my phone with me, and I
was it was just weird, known as the guy who
can't leave without a phone, for you are the most
connected to his phone than anyone else on this show.
In my opinion, I might need an intervention, is my
is where I'm going with this?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Well, then you should crack your phone more often. No,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
That was a seventeen hundred dollars mistake, but nonetheless to
replace them. I did not have Apple Care Danielle, I
explain this. But anyway, my point is even my girlfriend
was like, you know what, you were actually more present
with me, so she was she saw a little difference,
you know, positively.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Was she like that or was it big turn off? Yea, anyway,
it was.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
It was grueling and it was a it was a
crazy like eighteen hours. I wasn't connected to the world
at all in any way.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
These words are hilarious.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
But wait, is there anything that you found good about it?
Because that's that's the true.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
The takeaway was I I was actually you know, I
did I.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Was conscious to see like you enjoyed anything I didn't
enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, I from a drugs. It's like really struggling.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's probably what it was so scary. Sorry, but you
guys might have started to do that more often, not
for eighteen hours, but for like two or three hours
a day. I mean see, but you got to replace
it with something like going up for.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
A walk or sex.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
That's true sex with Nate. He's in as we've found
out recently. All right, okay, well, welcome back to the
reality of being connected to your phone tethered. I don't
know what to think about this.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Say, I can't get over seventeen hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
That's how much iPhones cost.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
One iPhone is seventeen hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Well, probably the one he has. I think there are
less iPhone.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Three the iPhone.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is why I don't upgrade smart Smart.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And your phone works just fine, it's fine. Hey, what's
up with you today? Froggy?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Well, I'll tell you what's going on is I am
finding ways to save money that that feedback is really bad.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Okay, okay, start over.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I'll tell you what's going on is I'm finding ways
to save money. If you go in your iPhone and
you set the app limit on in the Amazon app
to like five minutes. You can't just sit there and
just buy worthless crap all day that you don't need.
I have done that in my phone. Yes, So after
you have your five minute it says your limit is
up on this app for the day. You you can't
(03:47):
override it if you want to, but it reminds you that, hey,
you spent too much time on here. Move on, go
find something else to do. It doesn't cost money.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yep, I love that good yep.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Right in the UH in settings screen time and then
app limits search Amazon set it for however short time.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You hear what is your time limit? Just out of
five minutes?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Really, you can't find anything in five minutes to.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Buy, And that's why I'm saving money. Daniel, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Really talk about a big Amazon freaky, but I was
probably outspent everyone in this room on Amazon over.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I don't know about that four people in the house
that I buy for on him?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Do we have special guest Scotty beat today, Scotty Bee
special guests?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Hey there? Hey, do we even try to correct our
parents anymore?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I mean my parents are dead, so no question, no
going around the road.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Well, I'm just I'm saying that because I went to
my parents' house yesterday and my dad said, so, you know,
you're looking a little heavy. You put on a few
pounds lately. And I'm just like, yeah, I guess I did.
Normally I would just I would yell at them and
say that's not cool. You can't say stuff like that.
I mean, like he'll be out and be like, would
you look at her with the green hair? And he'll
say it's so loud that everybody can hear it because
he's deaf. But I just you should be friends with
my dad. Yeah, I just I just give up. I
(05:09):
don't even say, Dad, that's not nice anymore.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I just let it go.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You're gonna miss that one day, I know.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I know, but it's just it's embarrassing in public anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You should just record it. Keep it for yourself.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
I should. Yeah, I should just keep my phone rolling
at all times.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, keep it for yourself, knowing that you will be
that one day.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
You already thanks, and that could post him when he's
dead because it won't bother him anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I guess I'm so sick of Scotty killing off all
the important things in his life. Every time he brings
his dog and I'm playing with Sawyer, it's well, you
know he's gonna die soon.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Well he is?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
What the hell? You know what?
Speaker 7 (05:42):
But death is inevitable.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I know, but why don't you exchange that with this line.
He's so alive right now and we've had we have
each other today, Let's have a good day.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
It's funny you say that because my other dog died
eleven years ago today.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Hilarious enough, hilarious out the room, can't stop laughing.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Right, here's someone who refuses to let her parents get
away with saying embarrassing things. God days, that is me.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I will do my best to stop them. It doesn't
work by try. So I have a question for you
guys on what you would do and how you would act.
I recently went to see a Broadway show and it
was an incredible show. Somebody in the very near vicinity
to me had some gastric distress going on, so it
was constantly me getting gassed and I started to get
(06:31):
pissed off. I was like, this is insane. So I
was saying to my friend because my friend was smelling
it too. Should you in that situation if you are
the farter. Should you get up and leave and have
a little courtesy for the people around you or are
you like not get paid for the ticket? I'm gonna
fart your lungs out.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Not happy, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
What do you do? What would you do in that situation?
Because to me it ruined half of the show?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, well, you would hope that one little seeper would
come out and you're done with it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But this was constant, was continual, like as soon as
it cleared, it came back again.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
To eat.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh my god, Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Okay, yeah, the fart should remove him or herself. Yeah.
The disgusting, In my opinion, the most disgusting thing about
farts is what it is. Yeah, I visualized. I visualize
a cave, okay, and in this cave a big, massive
(07:30):
turd and then an explosion of hot air putting the
bows of hemp pushing down this cave system out the
front of it. But it brings the loader of that big.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
T I breathe it in and now it's in my lungs.
I can't take it. It was so bad. I kept
being like, who is it? What is this? That my
friend was like, calm it down. Calm it down. I said, no,
we're all breathing this in.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
This is so bad, it's disgusting. You're inhaling charticles.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yes, have some courtesy people.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh yeah, yeah. If you're the shorter, you should get
up and get out right.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I feel like the first time I would have seen
people kind of perk up and look around and start
trying to like identify where it came from. Automate out
like this is bad. I'm not going to do this. Nope,
not whoever that was.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Are you saying we should all have a blinking light? Yes, okay, bad,
a blinking light. I fought it. I fought it. What's
up there? Straightene?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
I've thought about that too, The whole science of a fart.
It's amazing when you think about it.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
The visuals great.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Yeah, so I was reading you might find this interesting.
Albums I was reading the other day ostrich farms had
a difficult time getting male ostriches to breed because they
find the human caretakers more attractive than the female ostriches.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
They take their mind off the female ostriches. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Really?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Whether it's a male or female caretaker doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Apparently doesn't matter so my question for your husband, who
I know has ostriches at the zoo, has.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Anyway any ostrich ever made a move on him. Maybe
that's why the ostrich is his favorite. I will tell
you when an ostrich, when a male ostrich goes into
heat or goes into a breeding breeding up time or whatever,
their necks and their legs turn bright red and they
get very aggressive. As a handler, it's a very difficult
(09:20):
time to be with the ostrich during that season, and
they they are aggressive, and yes, and so it stand
back in fact, you don't you don't want to be
near one. But when they're not ready to do it,
they're great, great animal. You know.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
One of Andrew's biggest fears is being assaulted by an animal.
He's deathly afraid of getting a little randy around him.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Sexually assaulted.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, oh my gosh, he's terrified of it.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I don't know what happened to him with these animals,
but he's scared.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
When it comes to dogs that are humping, and Froggy
knows that this, and of course Scotty b dogs humping
doesn't mean they won't have sex with you. I mean
it's a dominance thing, you know. It's it's it had.
But to me it's the same thing, right, say, oh God,
get your dog off of me.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
So when we when we first got Alie, before he
was taken care of, he would hop on top of Max.
I'm like, no wayfe's humping in my house. It's gonna
be me. It's the worst humping dogs to me, are like, yeah,
(10:30):
it's gross.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And Andrew is he will never swim with a dolphin
because he's convinced they want him.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Oh my god, speaking of humping dogs, Danielle, I save
you for last thanks.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Mine is about the three second rule, Like when there's
something falls on the floor and you go to eat it,
three seconds and that's it, right, that's all we give it,
and then after that it's contaminated.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Am I right?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
It depends on what floor zero seconds.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
It depends on the food matter.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It is on a floor at an amusement park. A second.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Dropped a piece of chicken and it was a tiny
piece of chicken. It wasn't even a big piece of chicken.
But somebody behind him said, oh, you dropped your piece
of chicken, and the guy bent down, picked it up
and put it in his mouth. No no three second
roll just past. I'm like, this is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
You don't want to leave that down there.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I'm like, oh my god, that's disgusting. Did anyone say
anything to this guy?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
No, he just did it. He was with his friends.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
People just cleared the way.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
He just laughed at him, thought he was funny and whatever.
And I'm just like, guys, I was like, I wouldn't
even do it. If it as soon as it falls,
I'm out. But like some people have a three second.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Roll by, let's talk about the three second rule. See.
I actually had a long conversation while stone about this rule. Uh,
And someone said, look, it depends on the food and
if it's if it's wet, if it's if it if
it's porous, it absorbs thing things, but if it's like
a crunchy something, it won't absorb as much off the floor.
(12:02):
And I said, well, no, that's only if the floor
is wet. If you drop something on a wet floor,
it's going to adhere to the food better than if
you dropped like a hard thing on a drive floor.
And I'm still, how about not eat it anyway?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I don't eat it at all.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
That guy that ate that chicken was probably the same
guy that came to my Broadway show. Yes, oh the farterer, Yeah,
he might be thrown up.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
The next day and I had something related real quick
about food.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Related to vomiting farting.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
I mean, I was at a restaurant with my girlfriend
over the weekend and as we were leaving, there was
a vacated table that had slices of cake from a
party that was there.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Do not eat a people's tames.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
She was like, that chocolate cake looks so good. I'm like, please, don't.
So she went and she with her fingers, grabbed a
corner of it and ate. It's like it was untouched.
It was one of the untouched pieces that.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Was on the table. But was that you kissed that mouth?
Oh yeah, you don't.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Know it was untouched. What if that was the floor cake?
Speaker 7 (12:56):
If yes, they were adults, they weren't. It wasn't kids.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Okay, you're the guy who thinks someone sticks theirdinger in everything.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
That's right. I mean I didn't eat it. I just
watched her eat it. I just want to know if it's.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay, No, if it would be okay for you to
go over to a table and go, hey, I'm thinking
about ordering that. Do you mind if I get a
taste and see? What's all?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
This happened to us at a restaurant. I was out
with Nate. Yeah, and I got there after he got there.
He was at the bar eating someone's dessert, a total
strangers dessert.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
This lovely lady had two massive desserts brought to her solo,
and I said, hey, if you need any help with that,
let me know, and she goes, let me get you
a plateate immediately, no, no thought about it whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
She knew she wasn't going to eat those two massive
dis so she gave me something. And I got so embarrassed, right,
I'm like, nay, get up.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I was with my friends at the Belmont Tavern, our
favorite place. They don't serve dessert, but the table next
to us with a bunch of construction workers and they
brought their own pastries. They get up and they're like,
would you guys like some pastries. I'm like, sure, we'll
take your leftovers. They dropped a box in front of us,
and me and my friends child down on those Canoli's
totally different.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
You were offered the food, You didn't steal off someone's right, right, right.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
It's still other people's food. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I know.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
If I went into a restaurant and table A paid
you forty five dollars for that meal, and they didn't
want to finish eating because they were so full, and
they started giving food to table bee that just sat down,
and then table bee doesn't order as much. I get
mad at table I don't know why. Hey, we gotta
get out of here. Thank you for coming with me
around the road.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Who ran after party
Get hit us together and we're going to start and
party start.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm ready to party.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis DA ran after party.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
So you know, we didn't get to my favorite segment
of the show today, around the Room. So now a
very special around the Room podcast. I'm gonna start with you, Scamy.
What's on your mind today here here in the room.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
So remember recently when my phone got smashed, Yeah, and
I had to get a new one.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I was that was.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
An experiment for me, a social experiment because you know,
I would never voluntarily give up my phone or anything.
I had to go to a Sweet sixteen that night.
I could not post from the Sweet sixteen. I couldn't
showcase the food.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I couldn't you couldn't take photos of the little hotties.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It was.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
That wasn't the main the main attraction.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
The main attraction was.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I was upset.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Though I was physically not in press, I was I
was not omnipresent, and people noticed. My buddy had called
me after that and said, Scary. Everyone was asking are
you okay? Did you see a ghost? What was wrong
with Scary that night? I don't ever want to be
known as the guy who just was checked out or
because I was had something else on my mind, and
(01:13):
what I had on my mind was the fact that
I did not have my phone with me, and I
was it was just weird, known as the guy who
can't leave without a phone, for you are the most
connected to his phone than anyone else on this show.
In my opinion, I might need an intervention, is my
is where I'm going with this?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Well, then you should crack your phone more often. No,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
That was a seventeen hundred dollars mistake, but nonetheless to
replace them. I did not have Apple Care Danielle, I
explain this. But anyway, my point is even my girlfriend
was like, you know what, you were actually more present
with me, so she was she saw a little difference,
you know, positively.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Was she like that or was it big turn off? Yea, anyway,
it was.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
It was grueling and it was a it was a
crazy like eighteen hours. I wasn't connected to the world
at all in any way.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
These words are hilarious.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
But wait, is there anything that you found good about it?
Because that's that's the true.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
The takeaway was I I was actually you know, I
did I.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Was conscious to see like you enjoyed anything I didn't
enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, I from a drugs. It's like really struggling.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's probably what it was so scary. Sorry, but you
guys might have started to do that more often, not
for eighteen hours, but for like two or three hours
a day. I mean see, but you got to replace
it with something like going up for.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
A walk or sex.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
That's true sex with Nate. He's in as we've found
out recently. All right, okay, well, welcome back to the
reality of being connected to your phone tethered. I don't
know what to think about this.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Say, I can't get over seventeen hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
That's how much iPhones cost.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
One iPhone is seventeen hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Well, probably the one he has. I think there are
less iPhone.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Three the iPhone.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is why I don't upgrade smart Smart.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And your phone works just fine, it's fine. Hey, what's
up with you today? Froggy?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Well, I'll tell you what's going on is I am
finding ways to save money that that feedback is really bad.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Okay, okay, start over.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I'll tell you what's going on is I'm finding ways
to save money. If you go in your iPhone and
you set the app limit on in the Amazon app
to like five minutes. You can't just sit there and
just buy worthless crap all day that you don't need.
I have done that in my phone. Yes, So after
you have your five minute it says your limit is
up on this app for the day. You you can't
(03:47):
override it if you want to, but it reminds you that, hey,
you spent too much time on here. Move on, go
find something else to do. It doesn't cost money.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yep, I love that good yep.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Right in the UH in settings screen time and then
app limits search Amazon set it for however short time.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You hear what is your time limit? Just out of
five minutes?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Really, you can't find anything in five minutes to.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Buy, And that's why I'm saving money. Daniel, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Really talk about a big Amazon freaky, but I was
probably outspent everyone in this room on Amazon over.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I don't know about that four people in the house
that I buy for on him?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Do we have special guest Scotty beat today, Scotty Bee
special guests?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Hey there? Hey, do we even try to correct our
parents anymore?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I mean my parents are dead, so no question, no
going around the road.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Well, I'm just I'm saying that because I went to
my parents' house yesterday and my dad said, so, you know,
you're looking a little heavy. You put on a few
pounds lately. And I'm just like, yeah, I guess I did.
Normally I would just I would yell at them and
say that's not cool. You can't say stuff like that.
I mean, like he'll be out and be like, would
you look at her with the green hair? And he'll
say it's so loud that everybody can hear it because
he's deaf. But I just you should be friends with
my dad. Yeah, I just I just give up. I
(05:09):
don't even say, Dad, that's not nice anymore.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I just let it go.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You're gonna miss that one day, I know.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I know, but it's just it's embarrassing in public anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You should just record it. Keep it for yourself.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
I should. Yeah, I should just keep my phone rolling
at all times.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, keep it for yourself, knowing that you will be
that one day.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
You already thanks, and that could post him when he's
dead because it won't bother him anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I guess I'm so sick of Scotty killing off all
the important things in his life. Every time he brings
his dog and I'm playing with Sawyer, it's well, you
know he's gonna die soon.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Well he is?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
What the hell? You know what?
Speaker 7 (05:42):
But death is inevitable.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I know, but why don't you exchange that with this line.
He's so alive right now and we've had we have
each other today, Let's have a good day.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
It's funny you say that because my other dog died
eleven years ago today.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Hilarious enough, hilarious out the room, can't stop laughing.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Right, here's someone who refuses to let her parents get
away with saying embarrassing things. God days, that is me.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I will do my best to stop them. It doesn't
work by try. So I have a question for you
guys on what you would do and how you would act.
I recently went to see a Broadway show and it
was an incredible show. Somebody in the very near vicinity
to me had some gastric distress going on, so it
was constantly me getting gassed and I started to get
(06:31):
pissed off. I was like, this is insane. So I
was saying to my friend because my friend was smelling
it too. Should you in that situation if you are
the farter. Should you get up and leave and have
a little courtesy for the people around you or are
you like not get paid for the ticket? I'm gonna
fart your lungs out.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Not happy, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
What do you do? What would you do in that situation?
Because to me it ruined half of the show?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, well, you would hope that one little seeper would
come out and you're done with it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But this was constant, was continual, like as soon as
it cleared, it came back again.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
To eat.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh my god, Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Okay, yeah, the fart should remove him or herself. Yeah.
The disgusting, In my opinion, the most disgusting thing about
farts is what it is. Yeah, I visualized. I visualize
a cave, okay, and in this cave a big, massive
(07:30):
turd and then an explosion of hot air putting the
bows of hemp pushing down this cave system out the
front of it. But it brings the loader of that big.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
T I breathe it in and now it's in my lungs.
I can't take it. It was so bad. I kept
being like, who is it? What is this? That my
friend was like, calm it down. Calm it down. I said, no,
we're all breathing this in.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
This is so bad, it's disgusting. You're inhaling charticles.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yes, have some courtesy people.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh yeah, yeah. If you're the shorter, you should get
up and get out right.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I feel like the first time I would have seen
people kind of perk up and look around and start
trying to like identify where it came from. Automate out
like this is bad. I'm not going to do this. Nope,
not whoever that was.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Are you saying we should all have a blinking light? Yes, okay, bad,
a blinking light. I fought it. I fought it. What's
up there? Straightene?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
I've thought about that too, The whole science of a fart.
It's amazing when you think about it.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
The visuals great.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Yeah, so I was reading you might find this interesting.
Albums I was reading the other day ostrich farms had
a difficult time getting male ostriches to breed because they
find the human caretakers more attractive than the female ostriches.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
They take their mind off the female ostriches. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Really?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Whether it's a male or female caretaker doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Apparently doesn't matter so my question for your husband, who
I know has ostriches at the zoo, has.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Anyway any ostrich ever made a move on him. Maybe
that's why the ostrich is his favorite. I will tell
you when an ostrich, when a male ostrich goes into
heat or goes into a breeding breeding up time or whatever,
their necks and their legs turn bright red and they
get very aggressive. As a handler, it's a very difficult
(09:20):
time to be with the ostrich during that season, and
they they are aggressive, and yes, and so it stand
back in fact, you don't you don't want to be
near one. But when they're not ready to do it,
they're great, great animal. You know.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
One of Andrew's biggest fears is being assaulted by an animal.
He's deathly afraid of getting a little randy around him.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Sexually assaulted.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, oh my gosh, he's terrified of it.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I don't know what happened to him with these animals,
but he's scared.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
When it comes to dogs that are humping, and Froggy
knows that this, and of course Scotty b dogs humping
doesn't mean they won't have sex with you. I mean
it's a dominance thing, you know. It's it's it had.
But to me it's the same thing, right, say, oh God,
get your dog off of me.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
So when we when we first got Alie, before he
was taken care of, he would hop on top of Max.
I'm like, no wayfe's humping in my house. It's gonna
be me. It's the worst humping dogs to me, are like, yeah,
(10:30):
it's gross.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And Andrew is he will never swim with a dolphin
because he's convinced they want him.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Oh my god, speaking of humping dogs, Danielle, I save
you for last thanks.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Mine is about the three second rule, Like when there's
something falls on the floor and you go to eat it,
three seconds and that's it, right, that's all we give it,
and then after that it's contaminated.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Am I right?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
It depends on what floor zero seconds.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
It depends on the food matter.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It is on a floor at an amusement park. A second.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Dropped a piece of chicken and it was a tiny
piece of chicken. It wasn't even a big piece of chicken.
But somebody behind him said, oh, you dropped your piece
of chicken, and the guy bent down, picked it up
and put it in his mouth. No no three second
roll just past. I'm like, this is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
You don't want to leave that down there.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I'm like, oh my god, that's disgusting. Did anyone say
anything to this guy?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
No, he just did it. He was with his friends.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
People just cleared the way.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
He just laughed at him, thought he was funny and whatever.
And I'm just like, guys, I was like, I wouldn't
even do it. If it as soon as it falls,
I'm out. But like some people have a three second.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Roll by, let's talk about the three second rule. See.
I actually had a long conversation while stone about this rule. Uh,
And someone said, look, it depends on the food and
if it's if it's wet, if it's if it if
it's porous, it absorbs thing things, but if it's like
a crunchy something, it won't absorb as much off the floor.
(12:02):
And I said, well, no, that's only if the floor
is wet. If you drop something on a wet floor,
it's going to adhere to the food better than if
you dropped like a hard thing on a drive floor.
And I'm still, how about not eat it anyway?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I don't eat it at all.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
That guy that ate that chicken was probably the same
guy that came to my Broadway show. Yes, oh the farterer, Yeah,
he might be thrown up.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
The next day and I had something related real quick
about food.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Related to vomiting farting.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
I mean, I was at a restaurant with my girlfriend
over the weekend and as we were leaving, there was
a vacated table that had slices of cake from a
party that was there.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Do not eat a people's tames.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
She was like, that chocolate cake looks so good. I'm like, please, don't.
So she went and she with her fingers, grabbed a
corner of it and ate. It's like it was untouched.
It was one of the untouched pieces that.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Was on the table. But was that you kissed that mouth?
Oh yeah, you don't.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Know it was untouched. What if that was the floor cake?
Speaker 7 (12:56):
If yes, they were adults, they weren't. It wasn't kids.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Okay, you're the guy who thinks someone sticks theirdinger in everything.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
That's right. I mean I didn't eat it. I just
watched her eat it. I just want to know if it's.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay, No, if it would be okay for you to
go over to a table and go, hey, I'm thinking
about ordering that. Do you mind if I get a
taste and see? What's all?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
This happened to us at a restaurant. I was out
with Nate. Yeah, and I got there after he got there.
He was at the bar eating someone's dessert, a total
strangers dessert.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
This lovely lady had two massive desserts brought to her solo,
and I said, hey, if you need any help with that,
let me know, and she goes, let me get you
a plateate immediately, no, no thought about it whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
She knew she wasn't going to eat those two massive
dis so she gave me something. And I got so embarrassed, right,
I'm like, nay, get up.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I was with my friends at the Belmont Tavern, our
favorite place. They don't serve dessert, but the table next
to us with a bunch of construction workers and they
brought their own pastries. They get up and they're like,
would you guys like some pastries. I'm like, sure, we'll
take your leftovers. They dropped a box in front of us,
and me and my friends child down on those Canoli's
totally different.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
You were offered the food, You didn't steal off someone's right, right, right.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
It's still other people's food. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I know.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
If I went into a restaurant and table A paid
you forty five dollars for that meal, and they didn't
want to finish eating because they were so full, and
they started giving food to table bee that just sat down,
and then table bee doesn't order as much. I get
mad at table I don't know why. Hey, we gotta
get out of here. Thank you for coming with me
around the road.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Who ran after party
Hosts And Creators
Elvis Duran
Garrett
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Hey Jonas!
Hey Jonas! The official Jonas Brothers podcast. Hosted by Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas. It’s the Jonas Brothers you know... musicians, actors, and well, yes, brothers. Now, they’re sharing another side of themselves in the playful, intimate, and irreverent way only they can. Spend time with the Jonas Brothers here and stay a little bit longer for deep conversations like never before.
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by Audiochuck Media Company.