No More Shoes

Leslie is obsessed with shoes and is supposed to be on a budget, but calls her husband as she's about to make a pig purchase.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tappen Daniel, what's up?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Well, this is basically one of those I want to
call ones where she wanted to play the phone tap
on the husband and I said, go ahead, do what
you do best.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
So it's about shoes.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
She wants a pair of shoes. So she's basically calling
her husband Donnie to ask for permission, permission to buy shoes.
They're very expensive shoes. Let's see what happens in today's
phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, baby, I got a question for you. What's up? Well,
I just want to know if I could use your
credit card to buy something Newman Marcus again?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, are you jobs person? Well?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I was. I went I went on that interview yesterday,
and so I was really nervous about it. So I
thought that I would just reward myself and come to
them all today. So there's a pair of snake skin shoes.
They're Pizzo shoes, and they have three in tails and
they're beautiful. They're silver, Okay, and I really need to
have them because I don't have any silver shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Have you seen the closet lately? Yeah, there are so
many boxes of shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
There is nothing wrong with the fact that I love shoes. Okay,
there's nothing wrong with that. It's a healthy obsession. How
much other they're eight twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Eight hundred and forty five dollars. You don't have an skin.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You don't understand. It used to be nine hundred and
now they're eight twenty five and I need them pair
of shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
You just paid five for shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Go on, Well, you don't like shoes as much as
I do. Okay, it's important to me.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Twenty days in the year three hundred and sixty five,
and I need a shoe for every day to do.
Hold on, hold, I mean I'll work. Okay, it works.
The guys that they're leaving me like I'm an idiot.
They hear me talk to you about shoes with my
wife and alsoposed to be in a meeting. Sweetheart, Well
you could have your mind.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
You're really gonna make me cry right now. And I
don't have a department store. You're gonna make me cry
because you won't just say yes, you would?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You have hundreds of parasites?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Are you yelling at me right now?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
So we don't have two? I have a black pair
of shoes and a brown pair of shoes for two
different suits. That's why?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Why are you yelling at me right now? You're making
me feel terrible?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
How could it possibly be put on me that, Michael,
that you can't buy these today because you would have
a job.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, maybe I could get a job if I have
these shoes. Okay, they're beautiful, they look great. If you
came to this department store and you saw how good
these shoes looked on my feet, you wouldn't want me
to buy them.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Why don't you work to get a job in the
shoe store?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Maybe I will if I had these shoes. Maybe they
would want to because I have such great here.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You have a compulsion. You can't stop, and really it's
an addiction. If someone's gambling, someone's smoking cracks, and you're
buying shoes, there's no shoes, baby. I'll buy you brand
new flip flops. You don't need shoes on the beat.
We're gonna be in Mexico in December. Do you know
what people would do for that? They would kill for that.

(03:10):
I'll buy you four brand new pair of flip flops
to go with each bikini clip. Oh, hey, the shoes
right now, nobody, nobody in Mexico's gonna be wearing three
inch midskins barefoot. How don't you watch the news where
they're robbing is still are making to steal your shoes
and I'm not gonna take your flip flops. I gotta

(03:32):
go to this meeting. I gotta go. I'm a I'm going.
I'm doing what we do to pay our bills so
that we can even have the summersation and that we
can go to Mexico for the Holly and we can
continue on this loving marriage that we have because I
do both. You. You don't know you your body.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't want to want to Mexic anymore. I don't
want to go to Mexico anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
And Benjy, I just got four thousand dollarsand ship. I
can't get that bass. I put the ship.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't want to get kidnappy.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Stopped watching the news. You get me home watching lady.
We're going to Mexican water. It's all enclosed. We're gonna
be in this beautiful surroundings with with waterfalls, and.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I was gonna get kidnapped in there.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
People go to Mexico, We're not gonna be warming around
the streets. So when you're don't blendy bay, I really
kinda go back to work. The guys looking to me,
I'm puffy and puffy. I'm sweating through my shirt. I
never sweat at work. They hear me shoot my shoes
talking to you, and then I'm gonna get Fuckedn't neither
of us get have his shoes?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Hey, Donnie, I have something to tell you.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
What this is Daniel Man Arrow from Elvis Durant in
the Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped. He's
really not at a shoe store. No, like a joke.
It's only a joke, you man. And do what you
did to me? Oh, he'd kill me. Forget love you, Lindsey,

(05:04):
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