#266: SoHo Joe & The Guest Chest

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
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Speaker 4 (00:16):
Episode two sixty six, the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Welcome, Come
on Them, Come on hundred. Another four hundred will be
an episode six sixty six.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
That means nothing to me.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
But we're gonna have a seance and we're gonna try
and drum up some spirits in here on two six six,
on six six six, I'll let you know. Are we
gonna make it four hundred episode? It'll be nine years
from now, is that right?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah? Nine years?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, roughly by the time. You know, we do like
forty four forty five episodes a year. So, oh my god,
I just realized nine years. I'll be like, what'd you realize? Yeah,
plans in nine years? You can't make it now.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'll be like fifty eight years old.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Wow, you'll you'll definitely be a senior citizen who you'll
have your ARP card?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Will? I know? I will not maybe, because.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
But I heard today there was a story. There was
a report that said that aliens again, no, no, but
they're coming. You know, listen, I know people are sick
of hearing me talk about aliens.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
But look, you see it every day in the news.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Now it's they're they're preparing us for its more not today,
but there's more evidence in the recent weeks more stuff
is being Yep, they're preparing us for it. They're gonna
start showing it ready, Yeah, yep, Okay, all right, I'll stop.
Like the year two thousand, we wouldn't get the Messiah's
coming back. Computers were going to crash. What I was
gonna see thousand. What I was gonna say was that

(01:52):
eighty is the new sixty. So they're saying that people
now that are turning eighty years old are are basically
what sixty year olds were several years ago. Well, people
at any comment. Two things on that. Number One, I
just saw a video. It was Mick Jagger, I don't know,

(02:12):
from the seventies yep maybe, and they said, do you
see yourself doing this when you're sixty?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
He's all right, not right, I do?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Or why not?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
And then the video cut to him on stage at
eighty yeah, like I think he's eighty one now or
something like. But someone the idiot interviewer, it was like, yeah,
you know when you'll be in a wheelchair and all
geriatric and you know almost what you know, hanging on
stage with a walker like they were making fun of him,
like all of a sudden, sixty is the end of life,
Like sixty is when you really that's when you start

(02:42):
entering that phase down. There's a new there's a new
thing now. People are posting this a lot, and sometimes
the ages are a little bit off, but they're putting
up sitcom stars from the seventies.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yes, yes, yeah, and they're like.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Oh uh, you know, I'm going to use the character
name so I don't confuse people. Archie Bunker was like
forty seven when he did All in the Family, right,
but he looks like what what eighty looks like now?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Correct? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
All the people from the sitcoms in the seventies, yes,
we're in their forties. They were in their forties, yeah, right,
but they looked like now's eighties.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, they looked they looked really right, exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
And they were supposed to be portraying characters in the
imagine Imagine you are you are ten or eleven years
older than Archie Bunker and All in the Family, who
was a fat, gray balding man on the show. So again,
a lot of those ages they put up are a
few years off. But the gist is people looked old
back then, like you know, good old photos of your grandparents.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
You're like, oh my god, how old were They're like thirty.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
You know, a lot of people are saying, well, it's
all relative, right, because you know where you are right now,
and you know your parents' age. You couldn't fathom that
back then. But you really are aging. But I do
think that we are taking better care of ourselves these days.
I do think that people in their fifties and their
sixties are behaving more like yesterday's thirties and forties. Well,

(04:10):
I also think, you know, there's an age when people
give up. You can look at an old person and
be like, oh, that person gave up in nineteen ninety five, right,
Like like some of my close Brooklyn friends like their
musical tastes, right, their musical taste ended in nineteen ninety nine.
And I'm like, guys, don't you want to hear the
new Post Malone album? And they're like who? They don't

(04:32):
know who that is? No, but at least you know
who post Malon is. What I'm saying is they've given
up on pop culture. So a lot of people their
wardrobe will end in a certain year where you clearly like, okay,
this is where they stopped caring about fashion. This that's because,
first of all, social media and the internet allows you
to see what all the new trends are. You can see, oh,
I have to wear socks that don't show. Oh now

(04:54):
I have to wear ankle socks. Now I'm back to
showing no show socks. Like you see it right online
and you go, oh, I guess the trends are? You know,
if you it's like there's guys that wear in cargo
shorts because they don't give a fuck. Right, you get
to a point where you stop giving a fuck. Right,
I'm at the point now where I don't give a
fuck about my socks, right, Like I'm wearing no show socks, right.
But if they go back to like knee high socks,

(05:16):
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
But that's just your past. That is just that one facet.
I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
What about what about you know, music, pop culture, fashion,
all of it, not just the socks, but everything you
know and like your your tastes and entertainment. Think about
going out to dinner, you know. I mean we do
a lot of that around here, right, We always talk
about going to dinners, checking out the new restaurants rather
than going to that same crusty place you've been going
thirty years.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
So you keep up with these things, you.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Choose to keep up with each one, and then say
in the sock department, I'm good, but everywhere else, I'm
still keeping up with the Jones. Right, Like, if the
trend is suddenly to wear like purple and pink all
the time, I'm gonna pass on that. I might wear
an occasional purple, I might wear an occasional pink, but
I'm not going full out, right, But when I was

(06:04):
twenty one, I would have gone full out because that's
what you do. You follow the trends, and you got
to be in before. Although somebody punches you, but you're right.
Seeing TikTok videos every day and things on repeat and
social media has really, I guess, made people self aware
that like to make that choice. Well, maybe I want
to keep up with this, maybe I want to try

(06:25):
this because it's not I will say that my music
doesn't keep up like it used to because I'm not
working at a pop radio station anymore so, so anything
that came out in the anthing came out in the
past year, you pretty much like it to it.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
You're what, if I'm being honest, I don't listen.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I'm not a pop music fan, and I like, well,
but when I worked at the radio station, I would
say one out of four songs I really liked, and
then there was songs I'm like, oh this is but
you were aware out of four out of four of
thh I knew all the songs, right. But what I'm
saying is like, for instance, like Baldfreak Ronnie right, he
stopped working at the radio station in twenty eighteen. Oh yeah,

(07:02):
he wouldn't know anything from he doesn't know any of that.
Any of these artists. Like if you say, hey, how
great is this new Olivia Rodrigo song, and they'll be like,
oh vampire right right, I'll see you know what you
keep up with it?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Right, You're kid.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
But I but if if there's an artist that like,
I see up and coming artists and I see people
playing the dunkin Donuts lounge, I don't know who they are, right,
but say who's on Olivia Rodrigo? Wait a second, she
just has that she just had an album. Her last
album had five hits on it. My point, I'm on
the Mazy Peters tip right now. Anything anything past twenty eighteen. Yeah,

(07:36):
he can't even name a song, let alone an artist. Yeah,
but I have to be honest with you, scary you.
If you left the radio station, you would not be
into pop music as much because you like dance music
and old school hip hop and electronic music. You would
not be listening to Ed Sheeran. If you left the
radio station, you wouldn't be You wouldn't know the new
Dua Lipa song necessarily unless they did a dance remix

(07:56):
of it. It's it's the it's the benefit of working
at a pop radio station. Well, I know the Dua
Lipa because it's from the Barbie movie, right, and most
people would know that song because yeah, if you're not
into pop music. But yeah, all right, yeah, but I
always feel like the more active I am, the more
active mind. I'm not an active person, Let's make no

(08:19):
mistakes about it. I get crazy in a pill of
paper still behind you. It's still it, yeah, but make
no mistake about it. Like, like, yes, if I was
active more, I am an active. I have an active mind.
Oh that keeps about exercising all the time. That keeps
me thinking. No, but I feel like that contributes to

(08:40):
you know, youse, they you know, you know that if
you quit your job and you're retired completely, I.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Think you maybe start to slow down a little.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Bit, which I have not done. You have not done.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, so I'm staying that active. What's going on in
the world with David Brody.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
I'm watching only Murders in the Building right now? Okay,
and After Party season two? All right, I'll just skip
the show and go to the after party. Yeah, that's
that's right. But the after party is a murder mystery.
Second season very good. Oh yeah, looking for a show,
It's it's odd, but it's funny and it's a good show.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
How I'm not looking for a show other than that. No,
I'm just chilling this summer. I h you know, I
feel I'm about the pool going. Last time I did
the pool on the hot tub back to back, I
was crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
What's that like?

Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, it's I couldn't tell you. I mean, I could
tell you, but you could tell me. But you make
me jealous because I'm not in it. But that's okay.
Listen your pool site. All the time you you were
at some restaurant that had a pool on top of it.
The other day I was, well, it wasn't a restaurant,
it was the Soho House.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
The souse, which sounds like a restaurant, is an hotel,
its members only club. Yeah, okay, tell us about that.
Tell us how in the middle of Manhattan you were
at a rooftop club.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
With a pool. It was featured in Sex and the City.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Back in the day, there was this famous Annabelle Annabel
Johnson episode where Samantha found her id in the bathroom.
They were all set up and did you reverse look
that up? Did you go to the Soho House? Someone
said Sex and the City, so you went back and
looked to see what episode it was. No, there's you
gonna watch Sex in the City. There's a famous episode. No,
my girlfriend told me there's a famous episode. Okay, there's

(10:18):
a famous episode. Were all famous of Sex and the City, Annabelle,
Sex in the City, Sex and the City. Well, I
don't Anabel Bronstein, so Samantha in the episode. A lot
of our slices might have seen the episode because it's
a popular twenty years ago.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
No, but yeah, but they know it.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's just like, no, I'm saying, if I bring up
twenty years ago, it's not stream it. So, by the way,
remind me to tell you what the number one streaming
show is right now. Okay, she won't know it, all right,
I won't, but I'll ask before.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
So yeah, So, just to finish this up, yeah, No.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
In the episode, Samantha from Sex and the City finds
Annabel Bronstein's ID on the bathroom floor, whoever the hell
that is, and she pretends like she's Annabel Bronstein and
she's walking around Soho House and then you know, she
obviously gets caught. But my point is that is the
famous Soho House where it all started. So, yeah, it's
a it's a members only club. I'm not a member.
I'm not a boogie bastard. Well you are, bastard. How'd

(11:17):
you get in? My buddy Joe is a member. He's
allowed to bring three guests in. So he's brought me in,
me and my girlfriend. We we can't say brought brought
and we brang me in, brought me in, brought you in.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
He brought me in. Broad is already past tense. You're good.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
He brought he brought us in me and my girlfriend
for three oh, me and my girlfriend, my girlfriend and
I Robin, you know her.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
That's great. So yeah, so half. So we came.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
We came to the rooftop, and I gotta say I
was I was slightly embarrassed because I found my pool.
When you're shirtless, Well, that's the problem, brody. When you
go to a place it's members only, it's bougie. It's
like fucking four thousand dollars a year to be there,
and it's the pretty and you're just a guest of
somebody who is a member and is rich. You had

(12:05):
the guest chest. What the guest chest? That's exactly, brody.
So I'm sitting there on the road of that guy.
He's out of shape and he's hairy. He he's a guest.
I came in my bathing suit and well, no, I
didn't know a whold on a second. I showed up
in my bathing suit. You put the hole in soho house.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
I showed up in my bathing suit. I had my towel.
I was ready to go. I had my backpack with me,
so did Robin and We're like, this is gonna be great. Yeah,
well it.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Was almost like he uh, it was like shaved chests
only beyond this point. Kind of sign should have been
because when you got up there there was a bar
in the shade.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
But then you will go out to the pool deck.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Well, brody, the people at this place, dude, everybody of videos.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Everyone was a pretty person.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yes, the room was in shape, all the all the
girls and all the guys, all the shirtless guys walking
around with.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Not a hair out of place. And I'm sitting there
and I'm like, I could trip my shirt off.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
And first of all, the pool is the size of
a puddle, and everyone's and everyone's in it or around it.
So if you go in that pool, you're on display.
Everyone's watching you. And I'm not talking about five ten people.
I'm talking about seventy five people staring at you from
all angles. And I'm like, oh my god, am I
gonna well, I can't go in the shirt with my pool.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I can't go in my pool. I can't go in
my pool. I can't go in the pool with my shirt.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Is this the pool when you came in your bathing sit?
That's a David Brody move, going in the pool with
the shirt on. That's because I burn easily. I have
fairt skin, understood, But it's still a David Brody move.
So I'm like, I'm not gonna fucking do that. That'll
call cause even more attention.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Now.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
People look at me in the shirt and they go, oh, yeah,
he's pasty. No, well you're Italian, you have medium skin.
They look at you and they go, oh yeah, yeah,
but I got my gut. You know, it's third quarter scary.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Here's quite scary, that's right.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
I'm like, no, I'm like, dude, I got moobs, I
got mits man tips, whatever you call these things. I
don't know what the mits. Yeah, well I'm starting to
develop those again. They're coming back around. I need a
doctor fat loss asap. So I'm telling you, I'm sitting
there and I told Robin, I told Joe. I'm like,
I'm good with hanging at the bar drinking. And that's

(14:21):
what we did. We hung at the bar. It was
ninety degrees, swept my balls off, and I was sitting
there staring at the pool like a dog, you know,
on the other side of the glass, trying to get
out food like you know, I couldn't go in the
pool because I just felt like I was gonna be
judged by these pretty people who were also rich or
they weren't know them. It doesn't matter, doesn't see you again.

(14:45):
And none of them had their phones in their hands.
You were the only one.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh that's the other thing. You're not allowed to take
pictures of video.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I know nobody was filming your video. You're the only
one filming, and it was covidi.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
Joe was like, listen, man, if you want to take
some I want to take videos and pictures. I'd be
really covert, covert about it because they don't take too
kindly to people with the cameras.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
They they will chase you out of here. So uh,
just be discreet.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Okay, Wow, you think it'd be okay to take pictures
of pretty people?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
No, soho House is a member's only private club.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
They don't want they don't want it being photographed a video,
although they have they have an Instagram account.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Don't ask me why.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Okay, So he didn't give a nickname to your friend Joe,
so can we call him soho Jo?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
So so Joe, of course, so ho Jo. Yeah, because
you didn't have a nickname. Yes, soho Joe, we'll give
him a nickname. He's Lupo, He's Loopo.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
His last name is So he could take three guests in.
He brought you and Robin and that's uh and our
friend Astra who's been in radio for a long time. Yea,
as she has been all over there in New York
radio doll. But anyway, yeah, so so it was fun.
But we went in the pool, all right, she did
not what she could have. She's well Joe the profile
so soho Joe is the same Joe that got caught

(16:09):
that they were gonna let into the night club that
time with his girlfriend and they were gonna switch me out,
remember the ropes.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Remember I was like, oh.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
We'll take you, We'll take rather, I'd rather switch you
for these two people on the other side of the rope.
Remember that night. I talked about it on this podcast. Yeah,
that was soho Joe and his girlfriend at the time.
So Joe's like chiseled dude. He's got the freakin' v
you know, the v V when all of a sudden,
like you know, a guy in a bathing suit and

(16:38):
they have the two bones that.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Look like they're about to like, not your bone. I
don't look that close. But you're talking about the vote,
like you know a V. Everybody knows the V.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Everyone knows the V. Yes, well he's got one of those.
He's got he's got big pecks. He's got biceps and
try SEPs. You have big pecks. Yeah, No, they were softer, dude.
This guy is built. He's you know, the dude is
so anyway, he could dig off the shirt. So are
you the are you the duff?

Speaker 7 (17:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
You know, he brought you to be the duff. Now
I'm not the duff. By the way, duff means doug
designated ugly fat friend.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Thank you? Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
You're talking about how the Soho club is all hot
ripped people. Joe is hot and ripped, and you're wearing
a T shirt and the sunshine. So I'm just thinking
maybe he was wearing like a freaking like he brought
a non threatening friend. Yeah, but he was like you
know whatever, He had his sunglasses on, he was looking cool.
He's Soho Joe looking cool at the Soho Club. Now,
what does Soho Jo do for a living? Like, how

(17:41):
do you know Soho Jo.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
He's a cop.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Oh, very nice, he pulled Jova once. No, he's he's
part of the crew. He's part of our crew. Homeboy.
Oh the whole ball, the Hoboken Crow.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah. So anyway, very nice of him to bring me
two Sundays in a row. And I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
So to get back to the the original part of this,
you think I wasn't suffering too much because I did
have a pool, when in fact I didn't have a pool.
I mean I had it was there, but I couldn't
go in it. It was no way, no shot, no shot.
I was getting my My pool has standards. Also, I
can only have attracted people in the pool. That's why
I go in. And I don't know anybody more attractive

(18:19):
than me. So there's nobody in the pool exactly. It's
a self indulgent, egotistical pool. Right, I go in the pool.
I'm the best looking person in the pool. Yeah, there's
no filming. I don't have to worry about it. I
want to go in with my shirt, without my shirt.
There's nobody there.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
It's perfect. I love it.

Speaker 8 (18:35):
Well.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, I swim at night when there's no sun. It's great.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
My new light in the backyard is killer. It's fantastic.
Maybe I could go back to Soho house when the
lights are out and nobody's there and I could swim alone.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, like at night, like yes, definitely.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Like I told Joe, you know, I said, listen, I'll
come back on a cloudy day.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
How about that? And on a Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
But nobody's swimming when no one's around, no one's looking,
no one's swimming, no one's no one's fighting you for
a lounge chair. Can't wear a shirt on a cloudy day, though,
because then you're calling yourself out.

Speaker 8 (19:05):
No.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
I would, No, then I'd be in all my glory.
I don't care no one. They'd be less people around
to judge me. There'll always be some. I'm gonna fly
a drone over and judge you or a blimp. I'd
rather seven people than seventy five, that's true. All right, Okay,
that was my Sunday, fun day with Soho Joe. All right,
well listen, after the break, I want to talk to

(19:26):
you about what happened at the baseball game I went to.
I teased it, so when we come back, I'll tell
you about the the guy who threw his friend under
the bus.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Good stop tickling my balls and give me the story.
You guys, I told you.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
I went to the uh Somerset Patriots Binghamton Rumble Ponies
game and I really wanted to sit close to the field,
and since the Mets farm system team was on the
third base side, I sat right by third base first row.
I got one seat. When I looked on the on
the map, there was one solo seat available. I got

(20:02):
it right, So I'm sitting in seat five. You went
by yourself, right, Yeah? I went by myself?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Who does?

Speaker 4 (20:07):
I was just like me, I I was, uh, I
just like last minute, I was like, I'm gonna get
a ticket go to the game. I wanted to see
the Mets new young players. So it was it was
at night. You weren't available, but you already saw.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
I mean I would.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
I would sooner stay home than go by myself if
I go.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
At the pool. Okay, so you went to the game.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Went I've gone to Mets games alone, because yes I have. Yes,
I have gone to Met games alone. I went to
the David Wright's last game ever alone because you bailed.
You were at the Janet Jackson concert where you go
friend everyone remembers.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
That, let's be clear.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
The game that we I went to where a couple
of weeks ago, a couple of months ago. Actually, yeah,
you went alone. No, I was about to be alone,
and had I been alone because you dicked me and
didn't show up. I was about to go home, but
I ran into a guy at the event that who
was a friend of mine. He's more of an acquaintance,
and I'm like, you know what, I can hang with
this guy because now I have somebody Cityfield.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Phil, City Field Phil. No. All right, anyway, Hi, as
you were.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
There's ten seats in the row, seats six, seven, eight, nine,
and ten. Nobody showed up, even though the seats were sold.
Nobody showed up. To my right is two teenagers in
seats one and two, and seats three and four are
are empty. And the guy in seat two has a

(21:33):
towel on seat three and his bag all his stuff's
on seat three. He's spread out and he's lounging. He's
got he's got four seats. These two kids come over.
They're like thirteen years old, and they must know him
from school or something. They came over to say hi,
and the guy says to one of the kids, the
talkative one is one quiet one, one talkative one. He's
just a talkative one. Hey man, what's going on. He's

(21:53):
that we just came to the game. Our seats are
all the way upstairs, but I saw you, and I
want to say hi because he's yeah, yeah, we sat
we remember we sat together a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
He says, you could sit down if you want, seat four,
but your friend there's no room for your friend.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
So they're in row two, standing in row two, and
the guy says, you could come over and sit next
to me if you want, in the first row, but
your friend.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
There's no room for your friend. So now, what would
you do? Scary?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
You went to the game with your buddy, right, you're
thirteen years old, and some guy you know says you
could come sit with me in the front row, but
there's no room for your buddy because he's got his
stuff on seat three. He's like, you could sit in
seat four if you want, but your buddy can't sit here.
What would you do if you were that kid and
your friend, your friend now can't sit with you.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, as a.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Thirteen year old, I might have a thirteen year old
mentality and be like, bye, bitch, I'm.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Going to the front row. Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
I turned around he went hey, man, sorry, yeah, and
he stepped over the seats and sat down in seat four.
Of course he did, But I mean, you know, as
a grown up, I'd be like, nah, I'm good. I'm
gonna hang on my boy, because so you learn that,
maybe you learn that over time. But yeah, but what's
going on with seat three? Though it was it was empty.
He's got his he's got his bag, like his backpack.

(23:09):
He's put his like his card tray of food and
like his soda and his French fries. He's got everything
on the seat. Well, fuck him, he's the problem. It's him, yes, right,
so that the other keys, Yeah, don't be a douche.
First of all, you're gonna let you're gonna you're gonna
force a thirteen year old to make that kind of
decision when there's an empty seat and there is room
for his friend.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
All you gotta do is move your fucking ship.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
So the kid says, man, sorry, he jumps over the
seat and he sits down, never looks back. So the kid,
he doesn't even talk. He's like a very shy kid.
He's like, oh, they had the face on.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Like what do I do? Now? What do I?

Speaker 9 (23:44):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
My god?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
So I turn around. I'm like, hey man, why don't
you sit in my seat? I'll move over to six
because six is empty. Yeah, and I said if anyone
shows up, because he's like the third inning at this point,
if anyone shows up, you'll have to give my seat back.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
But I'm gonna move over. So the kid's like, all right, cool,
So he goes around.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
He sits down in my seat and set five and
I sit in seat six.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
What's the big deal.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
So now the other kid, his friend in seat four,
is like, hey, may what's going on? And the kids like,
you left me? Don't be nice to me. Now he's like,
you were gonna leave me. He's like no, I would
have come back up to the other seats.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
You wouldn't have what a douche.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yes, So now the kid's acting like nothing's wrong. It's like, eh,
you got a seat, this is great, And he's like, but.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
You left me.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Last he could have done was buy him a beer,
like ball, This kid's are thirteen years old, Come on,
you gotta start somewhere. But you were if you were thirteen,
you were me, you would have ditched your friend and
you didn't know. I'm trying to think of thirteen year
old me. Thirteen year old me might have been a
lot more selfish than I am today. Today I'm a
lot more giving.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
You would have had the guy give you five bucks.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
No, But the real problem is this is the grown
ass man. Yeah, kids choose like that. That's an awful
position to put somebody in. And all he had to
do is move the ship off his seat.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, so important. Okay.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
The thing I got was that the first kid, he
didn't even think about it. It was like, hey, man,
you want to sit next to me, but only have
room for one and your friend. There's no room for
your friend. He didn't go like, hey, Mike, is it
okay if I let me think about this for a minute,
Like you'd be okay right, Like.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
He did nothing.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
He's like, all right, cool and stepped over the seat,
right over, Like he didn't even think about it.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Brody, You and I. You and I.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
We're at the Mets World Series Game seven, New York Mets.
You and I are barely in the stadium. We're fixing
the light bulbs up at the top. Yeah, we're all preteck.
You find one of your boys has a seat down
in front in the special seats, you know, the good ones.
And then he's got a seat next to him that's
available because his guest didn't show up. Yep, he tells
you of this, He says, Yo, text you, Yo, brody,

(26:02):
why don't you want to move to the front row with me?
Watch the game? Game seven World Series Mets and Yankees.
I'm making even sweeter juice here. O. Ye, you're up
to dare with your boy scary or maybe he doesn't
know me? You want you want to come?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
You want to come down to the front Oh, right end?
What would you do?

Speaker 4 (26:21):
I have one seat, your friend says, I got one
seat next to me here in the front row. You're
up and now actually into considering? Am I taking into consideration?
You're like a you're you're a fair fan.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Of the Mets. No, no has nothing to do with no.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Now should you be taking that into consideration or should
you be taking into the consideration our friendship.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Here's what I would do. I do one of two things.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
One I wouldn't even bring it up and mention it
because I would be wrong for me to even bring
it up. If I did bring it up, I'd say, hey,
this is the situation, and I know you. You would say, dude,
you got to go for it, because you appreciate the
value of that. You would tell me to go, and
I would probably still not go because you and I
go into the game and the same game is happening
whether I'm behind home plate or upper deck. I don't

(27:05):
always care where I sit. When I go to a
game behind home plate's cool and all. No, I would
not leave.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
You for for that. No, I wouldn't. That's good.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Now, same question to you, I take off with the
road Runner. Yeah, but there'd be a cloud of smoke.
Meet me, meet me, you beat me, meet me, roadrunner?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Thinking of the.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Pictures I'll get, Dude, you know, you'd say to me, Brody,
I'll live stream it from my phone. It'll be like
you're next to me. I'll hold my phone up the
whole time. You can watch web seeing meet me.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
I would actually would a I would. I would actually compromise.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
What I would do is I'd be like, look, I'll
tell you what, let's split it. I'm gonna go down
for these two innings. I'll come back and then you.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Can eighth and ninth, and you went down for the
sixth and seventh. I probably would not leave you. I
mean we were thinking this through.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
I would I would know you go. This would be
great for the podcast. I'm good think about I'm doing
this for us, and you'd leave. If I don't go, Brodie,
we have nothing.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
To talk about. If I go, you can pitch about
it and you'd be out of there. Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
If you and I were outside of a club and
the bouncers said, hey, man, you can come in, but
your your friend over there can't come in.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
The pasty guy he looks too Jewish, you can't come in,
you'd be like, Brodie, see you don't need me.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
You don't want to go in anyway. You don't really
want to go in the club. Well know, you'd rather
go to Friday. That's an interesting one. I know from
friends of mine who run clubs and bars and you know,
and bouncers and stuff that they run. Bounce women know
that women do this to other women, like their.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Girls, their girlfriends.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Some you know, maybe they'll show up to like a
really hot nightclub and they're there at the rope and
if of course, you know you're unfortunately being judged, because
that's just the way it is in New York's some places,
in some areas in Vegas and Miami, and the bouncer
pretty much says, all right, the two of you could
come in, but you can't, and the third person being

(29:12):
someone who's unattractive or even a guy. Right, we'll let
the girls in, but the guy, the guy can't come in.
Either way, it's fucked up, right, you wouldn't leave your
friends behind. But people, from what I understand, have had
to make that, been put in a bad situation to
make that decision, and a lot of times they they're like, okay, no,
we're standing solidarity. We're out of here, and then you

(29:34):
all leave. That's the right thing to do every time,
no matter you go out as a group, you stay
as a group. If the group can't get in as
a group, then you all walk away. But you know,
you know there are people out there, and there are
women out there, and even guys who might leave their
friends behind and say, you know what, now catch up
with you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
We're going in. It's happened. I think it depends on
if you if you're in a group of girls.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
But the girl dig of women in their twenties, and
that's all they want to do is to this hot is.
Let's say this is six or eight of them, right,
if four of them get in and four of them don't,
I think the four would be okay.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I think the four would be like, oh, girls, have
a great time yeting. Wouldn't they be.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Like, you bitches, you're leaving us behind. We had a
girl's night, and now it's half a girl's night. That's
the wrong thing to do. They would go to a
different club. No. Look, if it's three girls, I don't
think two would leave one. If it was four girls,
I think they could agree. Two could go in, two
could go somewhere else. Now if it's five girls and
one guy, that guy's fucked. Those girls are going Those

(30:39):
girls are going in, and the one guy is like,
see you later, I'm out. Yes, And then they're gonna
leave him behind the unless unless unless.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Maybe he's the gay friend.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Because you want to keep the you don't want to
have so many so you don't have a sausage party
in the club.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
So what about it.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Okay, Now you're in the club, all of you and
a couple of the girls get invited to a promoter's
table to drink because you know, that's always one guy
and about seven girls at a table, and they want
they love to entertain and host. Now they're leaving their
one game now to two girls are let's say, uh,
you know, four of us enter the club, Me and

(31:13):
you and two girls.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Right, we enter the club and the two.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Girls that that we're with run into a promoter. They
know that is already running a table with all girls. Right,
yeah there, what is The promoter says this?

Speaker 10 (31:27):
Yo?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
You two want to join us on our table? Me
and the girls. Now the girls know they got guys
with them, Me and you, right? Is it still us?
It's still us? It doesn't matter. These are hypotheticals. No,
these are hypotheticals.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Oh you know that those girls like free drinks? Are you? Guys?
Go order off the bar and we'll catch up with
you later. Go fund yourself.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
We're going to join this promoter at his table because
wait a minute, I think a lot of women will
do that.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I think that they might.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Okay, hypothetically, I have a date. Are our dates getting
drunk for free while we don't have to pay for them? Ooh,
that's a great angle. Yes with that, Yes, then I'm
good with that. Go ahead, girls, I'm saving money. I
gotta figure. Girls, go drink for free, have a ball,
have a ball. I get to pay half price because

(32:17):
it's just me drinking. And then you're still coming home
with me at the end of the night. So jokes
you when you tip, see we'll talk later. Yeah, as
long as there's no shenanigans going on, let him drink
for free. I'm okay with that.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
I didn't think that's work, all right.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Yeah, see a good thing you had me there. Yeah,
you see at the club, all right, what are we planning?
This is this happening?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
And then then I then I do what I always do.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
You get the first round, I go, You get the
first round, scary, and then I don't drink a second round,
So then I'm off the hog.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, you dick, we're scary and rody. I just I
just know it all the time.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
It's always you, you, you you always. It always comes
back to money. It always comes back to I just
I'm clever with money. It's fall clever speak in the money.
You like to get a good deal on things, right,
Who doesn't look of.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
A good bloggin.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, so there's a there's a pet Boys near me,
pep Boys Automotive. They do tires, oil changes, all kinds
of you know, repairs, and they have a banner that says,
I could be off by a couple of words, but
it says pet Boys, we will not be undersold. Okay,
that's their slogan. Good slogan, yea, from all those years.

(33:29):
It could be slightly different. By the way, the Many,
Mow and Jack are the three guys that are the
cartoonish figures in their logo.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Right, none of those guys would get in the club,
by the way, none of them, none of them, none
of them.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Yeah, so we will not be undersold. So my wife's
car got a flat tire. The tire got ripped. It's
not fixable. The side of the tire had a golf
golf club size hole in it, a golf ball size
hold it. So the tire is a couple of years
old because the car is a couple of years old.

(34:04):
So you know, the tire companies they do that they
change the thread a little bit and they go from
like the the uh you know, the sportster one to
the sports to two.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Sure, and you can't buy that. You can't get the
one anymore.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Now you got to buy four tires to they all
match because you have an all wheel drive car.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Hey fuck you, it's a scamboni.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
So I call up a couple of places and I
get a price on a couple of places, like the
places online. They're like, tire Rack, we won't be on
this sold three hundred and thirty dollars for a tire.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Uh the place in Connecticut that advertises, you know, nobody
beats whatever that you know, you know it? Nope, three
hundred and twenty dollars. Wiz Yeah. So I go on
Amazon the tires two seventy three. I go on Walmart
the tires two seventy eight. So I'm like, all right,
I don't want to wait, you know, a day for
the tires to arrive from Amazon.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Need to tire.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Now, that's a SPLs riding on the front of donut dollars.
Let me call, Well, Walmart doesn't have any repair places
near me, so you can't get I'd have to drive
forty five miles on the donut to get the carp
the tire fixed anyway, So I call Pep boys. I'm
driving by go oh, pep boys, we will not be
on the sold Hello, pep boys. Yeah you guys price match?

(35:17):
Yeah great, here's the tire I need yep, we can
get that for you.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Great. How much is the tire three point fifteen? Oh
well I have two price matches for you.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Uh well, so normally, they go, it's got to be
a legitimate company, so go, yeah, I can get it
from Amazon for two seventy three Walmart two seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
He goes, yeah, we don't match those guys, But what those.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Aren't companies hire Rack, tire Depot, tire fuckers, all of them,
like all the web ones. They go, wait a minute,
when you go into best Buy, they will honor all
other major stores, but they won't honor the fly by
Night electronic stores online. You're telling me you won't match
Amazon and Walmart. Yeah, we can't get We can't reach

(36:02):
those prices. It's too low. I go, you say you
won't be undersold. Yeah, well that's if we can match.
But we can't match.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
So you know, I.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Go, give me Manny and Mo on the phone, let
me Jack, give me somebody. What do you mean you
won't match the price? Yeah, we don't match Walmart. What
your sign doesn't say we will not be undersold except
for on Amazon, you say we will not be undersold. Yeah,
I don't know what to tell you. That's she said.
I don't know what to tell you. You know why
because a lot of people have had that legitimate complaint before.

(36:35):
This is not the first time they've heard this. Yeah,
I don't know what to tell you. Well, how about
you honor your banner. Yeah, there's fine print, he tells me.
It's fine print. There's no print on the banner.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, but if you look into the pay the three fifteen.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
No.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I ordered the tires and I'm having them installed next week.
When my wife lets me take the call while she's
at work. See that's what you and I differ, I'll
be like, you know what this headache for twenty five
thirty five dollars a tire roughly plus install?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
How many tires for?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
She needs three more? I had to get one to
replace the donut, and I got to match the other three. Jesus,
and oh get this, tell me what you would do
is scary. So I went to the tire place not
far from me that's well known, and I replaced the
tire that had a hole in it. Now, I'm technically
supposed to buy at least two tires in the front,
but they only had one tire that they could get
me right away. So they get me the one tire

(37:26):
and they're going to order the other tires for me
if I want. When the car gets rolled out, he goes,
I want to show you something on your back tire.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Here. Now he knows that my a member of my family.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I'm not going to call anybody out hit the curb
when they were making a right turn. So the rim
is scratched. Oh and the tire popped right. Okay, I
get fixed the rim. It's not a big deal. On
the right side of the car, the passenger side of
the car, on the right rear, behind the blown out
tire is there's a couple of little scrapes on the rim.

(37:59):
And I didn't notice any problem with that tire. He
comes and he goes, look at this tire in the back.
That that's fine. By the way, it's got a cut mark,
like a slice. He goes, if you peel back the rubber,
you can see the steel belts. You can see the
steel in the tire. He goes that tire's not safe.
You got replace that tire.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
They go, are you.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Talking about tire? Was fine when I pulled in here,
and I didn't notice that. I didn't notice that a cut.
It's got a cut. You can't drive on that. Geting
a tire that scary. Is there a chance they slice
my tire? T Yeah, especially if it was in Brooklyn?
I mean, where was this place in Jersey? And they're
a reputable place, you know, in a CD part of

(38:40):
New Jersey. No, no, but still.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Oh man, this is the thing.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
They didn't mention it when they were putting it like that.
They put the tire on the front of the car,
never mentioned it. I'm sitting in the waiting room. I'm
in there for thirty minutes. And when they're all done,
he goes, oh, by the way, now they've given you
the business. This tire is cut.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
They're giving you the business. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
I to him, I go, hit, let mess your question.
I'm not an expert when it comes to cars. What
size knife did you use to cut my tire?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
And he goes.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
The most nervous laugh ever, the most nervous laugh, like
he never expected me to say. He's like, what, but
that's funny.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
But you have no proof that they didn't.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Or no, I don't because I didn't analyze the tire
before it went in. I can't prove it. I just
know I need another tire. So would you go back
to that guy and get the tire? Ever, or just
to heads your bet? Go somewhere else, Go somewhere else.
That's what I'm doing. You have to do that. You
have to go somewhere else. You can't go back there.
The fact that it's even a question in your mind
leaves me to believe that it could be possible. If

(39:44):
you could think it, it probably happened. So slices leave
us a talk back on the A Heart radio app
Number one, has this ever definitely happened to you or
have you suspected it?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
And two?

Speaker 4 (39:55):
If you own a mechanic shop, don't leave your name,
but have you as a mechanic ever like took a
hose off cut a little free.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Online so you can run up the car a little
bit on the way back. Yeah, so you can.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
The last place is break the call windows in the
neighborhood as a mechanic. Again, don't leave your name, but
just if you actually did it, give us a call, like,
you know, if I'm changing the oil, I might cut
a brake line of something.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Ring have to come back, give us a ring and ding.
And also all right, I love that.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yeah, wow wow, just you know, just when you thought
you heard it all, I'm telling you that that is
that goes on in that industry.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
I can't prove it. Yeah, we don't know any We're
not gonna name names. But it runs rampant, especially if
they sense that you don't know what the hell you're talking.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
What what word did you just say?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Rampant?

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Oh yeah, so yeah, definitely, Yeah, sound like I said rampant.
I had a little lazy tongue there, that's what she.

Speaker 12 (40:57):
Said, boys podcast.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
I went to the bathroom today, thank god. In fact,
I'm going right now.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
And wonderful.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
And that's just peculiar. There are three urinals in the
men's room. You a bathroom, No, in the men's room
at work? I worked it worked three Oh yeah, you
haven't seen the new building. Only two urinals in the
old place. Yeah, there's three stalls and three urinals in
this one. Oh and by the way, the only men's
room on the entire floor. So have fun running into

(41:36):
your coworkers from the other side of the building. So, uh, yeah,
there's three urinals. There was no one in sight. There
was a guy maybe about twenty seconds ahead of me
the door, because I saw the door close, because he
went into the bathroom right then and there, and there
was no one else in the bathroom. Okay, he took
the middle urinal. No, who the hell does this?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Did you see that? I sent you a video with
Larry David. Didn't I with urinals?

Speaker 5 (42:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (42:06):
With the seats on the bus, he's yelling at an
Asian woman because there were three.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Seats and she sits down in the middle.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Oh my god, Yes, you did, same story, different scenario.
You don't take the middle. It is first of all,
everyone knows the etiquette. You walk in, you either take
the far left urinal or the far right one. So
this way, when as a courtesy, when somebody comes in,
if somebody's if you're halfway through your piss somewhere, another

(42:31):
dude comes in, he could take the opposite one, and
you have the buffer space in the middle. The middle
is the buffer. The middle of the buffer, meat gazing
right the bottle of the Yeah, this dude walked in
twenty seconds before I did, and because I saw the
door closing and I was in the distance walking toward
the door, so it wasn't like there was another person
in there and had come out or whatever the case,

(42:52):
I had no choice.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
I know them. No, he's from the news section, the
new sector, one of those I know the.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
I don't even know him that well, this dude, but
he was clearly in the middle, and I'm like, duh.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
If I go left, I'm screwed. If I go right,
I'm screwed.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
And I don't want I don't want splash back from
his frigging urinal splashing back down onto the floor, onto
my feet, because then you.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Know that can happen. Names. If I guess names, are
you telling me? I don't know who it is? I know,
I really don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
I just know he's Is he a guy who looks
like he's sixty with a call mover, like a big
head of hair with a lot of ah he has
gray hair, But I do know if he's sixty. Maybe
is he thin or a little chubby thin? But anyway, oh,
I'm not I'm not mentioning his name. Anyways, the other
guy would have mentioned this dude is in the middle,
and I'm like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
So what did I do?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
I had to I had to go to one of
the stalls, and then I closed the stall behind me.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
I do my business. He leaves the bathroom. I'm the
only one in there.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
I walk out of the stall and someone walks in
from another radio station and sees me coming out of
the stall. Now they think I took a shit, and
I'm like, you know, I don't like to go to
stalls for that reason. I don't want you thinking that
I then I was taking a dump because I wait,
Scotty B from the Serial Killers podcast, he only goes
in the stalls usually to see that's that's terrible because

(44:06):
then people assume, oh my god, this guy's fucking blowing this.
If the bathroom, if you walk into a walk into
the bathroom, If I walked into the bathroom at work,
the old bathroom at the old place, and it's stunk,
I'd walk out because if you go there to pe,
you're getting blamed. Of course walks in, Yeah, you're blame.

(44:26):
It's attached to you no matter what. So so what
I'm what I'm saying is similarly, if I'm in if
they see me, I'm the only one in the bathroom
and I'm coming out of the stall. They just assumed
that I because they see the three empty urinals there.
They're like, why did he use a urinal? He must
have been taking a dump, and I'm like, no, I'm not.
I'm not taking a dump. I was really taking a

(44:46):
piss because the guy before me screwed me by taking
the middle urinal, so I had no choice but to
go to a stall. The only thing you can do
if you're peeing and it stinks up to somebody's stunk
up the place is you got to stay in that
bathroom by the urinal with your shirt pulled over your
nose till somebody walks in. Then when they walk in,
you're clearly taking a piss, and you are clearly acknowledging

(45:07):
it smells. But if you start walking out, once you
walk away from those journals, it was you shit.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
You have no way out.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
I would stand by the urin my shirt like this,
over my nose like this, waiting for someone to come
in so he can go, oh man, somebody stuck up
the place, right, and.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Then you can walk out. And then if somebody else
walks in. They blame it. I'm that guy.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Well, so this same dude is also a guy who
brings his coffee cup into the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Who does that? Do you bring your coffee? See?

Speaker 4 (45:40):
The same guy who brings this cup and toothbrush and
brushes his teeth every morning. No, not the teeth brush,
the toothbrusher, which, by the way, I don't know how
you could brush your teeth in that sink.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
This was a dude. No, no, no, he had a
tall bulle of those tall boy mo. Well he didn't
fill it up in the sink, did he?

Speaker 9 (45:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
But like no, he had coffee in there.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Oh, you can put it down on the counter, that's fine,
But I just bring your dog wants. You don't want
shorticles in your crappuccino.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
I wouldn't bring anything that I eat or drink into
the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Now.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
I have been known to, you know, take a little uh,
you know, little crackle or a mister goodbar from the
candy tray. Oh oh, I thought you were talking about.
That's your code for taking a ship. A crackle, little crackle.
I dump off some Tootsie rolls. Maybe I miss the Good.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I'm looking. I'm looking for mister goodbar went right down
the fucking toilet.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Oh the hershy Highway. No special, the special Dark, Special Dark.
If you eat, if you took a crackle, I'm gonna
drop a special dark right here.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I was sitting rice crispies. You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
I dropped a crackle. You know what I'm saying, a crunch?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Holy shit.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
No, if I'm ever out at a bar at night
or you know Fanci or place, they always have a
candy tray with mint. You know, the people that give
you the towel that pine in for a tip, they
want that tip.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Yeah, you know that's where.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
That's where I throw them the two and they're happy
like it's a five. Remember you throw them a two
dollar bill. It has it gives you. You give them
a two dollar bill.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
A single.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
We've talked about this on this podcast. Two singles don't
have doesn't have the punch that a two dollar bill has.
I saved my two dollar bills for the bathroom attendance
because I'm like, because it gets the same reaction as
a five. No, you give two singles roll folded up
so it feels like you're giving them a lot. That
is like, wow, I just gonna want to cast you
before you give it. You throw them at two. You

(47:30):
throw them a two, and.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
They're as happy as if they gotten a five. They're
just as happy. They're just as you.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Give fake money. Half people in this country don't know
what two dollar bill is. No, they're like, oh my god,
thank you. I'm like, see, it's two dollars.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
It's a bill. It means it's good luck. So there's
good luck attached to this. I'll give them.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
I'll give them a second Joey a dollar coin. It's gold,
it looks fancy. That's just as powerful as a five.
Then I'll give it one, then one. When you give
the flick it to them like here you go, pal
like it's at the balloon, Like I'm a pirate. He goes.
Second Joey a dollar bill. When I slap down the
two I usually take, I'm like, oh, here's my opportunity
to maybe take something in this dish. Now, if it's

(48:07):
any other kind of candy, I'm like nah. But if
it's chocolate, I'm like, that's been sitting in a bathroom
where men have been shitting for months. That is that
is exactly what I was where I was going with this.
I can't believe that I would actually be okay with
picking up a crunch bar, a little mini something like okay,

(48:28):
oh cool because it's wrapped, but you're right, it's still
around the stink all that top for like, constant stratacles
are on the wrapper. Now you touch the wrapper, right,
you get the charticles. Then you open the wrapper. You
put your chartakle fingers on the chocolate. You're eating charticles.
H he's the DJ on the wrapper. Yeah, great, great

(48:49):
CD from uh Jesz Jeff and the Fresh Prince. No,
but but I'm okay with that great pop culture reference, mister,
I'm staying young. But for but for uh, for the
purposes of the guy with the coffee cup, who did
I think it's because he purposefully decided made a decision
to bring coffee into the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Again, I don't know how you can do. Even when
I'm in a bar, I don't bring my drink into
the bathroom with me.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
The way out is the coffee machine on the way
to the bathroom is like, yeah, he had to get
the call. He made the coffee he's like, I gotta pee.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
He brought it with him. Now he does it every day.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Remember remember in the old studios, the gentleman who worked
at the news station would walk by our.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Windows every morning.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Yes, at seven thirty eight, I could go to the bathroom. Yeah,
and then he started hearing that. We knew that he
was doing that, and then he went to otherwise. He
would go the way right, yeah, yeah, like, oh it's
seven thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Here he comes. He's regular, like cockwork, a cockwork. The news.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
The morning show would would go to commercial at the
same time. Every day he'd go to the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (49:51):
He was.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
We were like, uh, one minute to the guy. I
want to say one minute to fill you know. And
then here he comes. We know what time it was.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
I got it. Now you thirty eight.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
I got to rethink this. Taking candy from the bathroom
tray from the attendant. Oh, you got to rethink it. Yeah,
I guess I think you should. The guy brings his
own coffee in. Yeah, but you're eating candy out of
that dish. You don't know how old that candy is.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
That could be from the.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Guy's last job he had at a hotel somewhere we'll
take my I quit this job and I'm taking my
dish of candy with me.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
That was nineteen ninety eight, and he's got that dish
of chocolate.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
You're like it, Oh, why does this crackle rapper have
the old logo that they don't have anymore? Oh, because
they changed the logo in two thousand and eight.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
I think I'm gonna be sick. You're like, oh, why
does this chocolate have white dots on it? I wonder
if that's like a new thing. Nasty. It's nasty.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Old chocolate in the bathroom because you can't wash your hands,
all right, So we have to take one more break,
and then we got to play some talkbacks. But was
before that, was there something that you wanted to address,
Not in particular, I mean I always have to to
talk about, but if we're planning talkbacks, no, well, no,
I thought there was something else you wanted to you
wanted to talk about real quick. Oh uh yeah, I'll

(51:08):
let me talk to you about people who talk weirdly
about pets.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
And and as we get into that.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Just an update for those who followed up, there is
no meet up slice Slices Slices meet up just yet.
I don't know if we're gonna be able to do
it this month or next month. I think it's going
to have to We may be able to do one
in the fall, but it will probably be much later
because remember last year at this time, we did it.

(51:35):
We talked about talked about it in August, and then
we did it in September. Remember that. So it's just
not going to fall during this timeframe. But we right
now we don't have anything. We're clean slate.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
We're looking venues and all types of food. This is
news to me as well.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Yeah, okay, so one of my dogs needed serious surgery.
He's fine, but he had to have surgery on his back.
And so we go to this this super super incredibly
nice dog hospital and the woman comes out of the back.
She's they call our names. I'm there with my wife.
And she comes over and says, oh h hi, okay, good.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Just how old are we?

Speaker 4 (52:19):
So I go, why is why is that relevant? I mean,
you know, just oh, no, no, no, I was talking
about the dog. Oh, I go, he's he's ten. Oh
And are we in any pain? I said, talking to
your dog, I said, my knee hurts like I She's like, no, no, no, Drew,

(52:41):
is he any No, he's I guess he's in pain.
His legs aren't working. Oh and do we have our shots?
I'm vaccinated? Yeah, like I my wife is.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I got.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
She's talking just like, and how are we doing today?
She's talking to the dog and she's saying and she's saying,
we to the dog. It's I took me a minute.
I couldn't figure out what she's doing.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
She's trying. I said, are you talking to the dog?

Speaker 7 (53:07):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
And how are we feeling today? We're feeling fine.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
He's not going to answer you, but she wanted us
to answer for him, So why wouldn't you say, how's
your dog feeling?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
She's like, I know we had any pain today?

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (53:25):
I thought she was just being cute with the dog
and not looking for a response, but sounds like she
was she wanted.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Us to answer. But she's talking in we terms.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
I said, why, I asked, we find it's more comforting
to the owners and the dog if we if we
you know, we we we we if we involved that involved,
as we said, if we involve everyone, I said, I.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Said, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
So at the whole the whole time she's speaking that way.
My wife is like flicking my leg because she knows
I'm going.

Speaker 9 (53:54):
To do it.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Dog do it because she knows I'm not a fan
of that.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Oh we doing today? I'm like, we're doing. We're terrified
our dog can't walk like you know. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
But she's like, and how old are we? And what
about if I if I if I take.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Her at her word? How old are we? Right, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Give her my age. If she's talking to the dog,
she's never getting an answer. She's not going to tell
her how is your dog?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
By the way, how's the dog doing? And which dog is?
Is good?

Speaker 7 (54:22):
Drew?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Drew is dry good? Drew's good.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Yeah, he's walking about ninety percent all right, very like
he can jog a little bit.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
He can jump a little bit.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
He's not supposed to jump, so like we run around
putting gates up, and we bought little steps with the
couch and for the bed so that he can.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Go up steps. I'm glad to hear it. But he
can jump. The doctors like, don't jump again for a
long time because he'll end up back here. Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
So he had a bulging disc. It was I'll give
you the quick rundown. My wife got up early.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
One morning, I have a bulging bulge.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Yeah, and she goes to walk the dogs and his
back legs aren't working. He's like pulling with his front
legs like a seal and his back legs aren't working.
Oh no, So we immediately called the doctor, and the
doctor said, you got to call a neurologist.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
We called a neurologist.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Poo expensive and there was a disc that bulged in
his back and it was cutting off all use from
the disc back. So he couldn't even pee, like physically
not able to pee or poop. His back half didn't work.
So they had to drain him manually, you know what,
an injection of drain his ladder. It was terrible. You know,

(55:36):
it's our dog. We fixed him, so that's it what
you gotta do. But he's fine now. But yeah, that
was what we how.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Are we We are nervous. We were terrified. So yeah,
I'm not. I don't I'm not.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
I'm not into that. Just talk like a normal person.
I love my dog, all three of my dogs. I
let them sleep in the bed, you know, we let
you know, it's great, But I don't get into talking
to them like we.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Should we take a break? Should we take a break?
We should we?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Are we running late? Should take hit the jingle? Who's
your daddy?

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Yeah, we're feeling better now. How are we feeling? How
We're feeling a lot better. We're feeling good. Are we
enjoying the podcast? Yes? We are? Are We have some.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Talkbacks and then we'll get out here for a weekend. Yeah,
we'll mosey out. We'll mosey out lazy summer day. Yeah, right,
there we go. This is basically by the way. Yeah,
one thing I almost forgot if I was doing talkbacks.
We did this podcast on Friday last week. Yes, we did,
and you we all get about weather, and there were
thunderstorms in my neighborhood nine o'clock down. I know you

(56:48):
don't have to remind me. I know, I know, I
know is wrong. It takes it's easy for you to say,
my friend, but I told you check the weather and
get back to we.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
I tried. I tried. Uh you did your best. I
did did your best. The weather changes.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
The weather changes every single day, every minute, every minute
of every day. The weather's changing. Okay, so we can't
we can't be right all the time. Now, it did rain,
and I'm sorry if you got rained on Yeah, okay, yep.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
As scary.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Sorry he lied to you and told you it was
I'm sure some people are gonna yeah, you're fine. No,
I'm I'm sure some people are going to comment on
that here on the talkbacks. No, why would anyone do that?
I do want to I do want to get props
to Alison Strasser. Remember last week we were talking about
how I didn't go see Metallica because I didn't want
to go both nights. Yeah, and I was worried that if
I went to one night, I wouldn't hear the songs
I wanted. Uh huh, She tweeted Brody, I was laughing

(57:41):
at how worked up Scary got over weather. When you
switch to talking about Metallica. I think what you meant
to say is there's one hundred percent chance Metallica will
play your favorite song, but only for fifty percent of
the people, which was a weather reference. Got a quick
email at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com.
Driving from New Jersey to Florida, please shout us out, guys,

(58:02):
family and I are going to our Lando on Saturday,
the nineteenth that's two days from now from when we're
recording this. It's our annual summer vacation. It's going to
take eighteen hours. Would you please make our two day
drive special by shouting us out all right, Aiden, Aga, Ali,
and Andrew, what's up?

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Andrew?

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Keep that road, rage and check oh man, a fun
drive for you all. Thank you so much for writing
in and keep your eyes on the road. And shout
out to Reggie Maltz. We said some very nice things
about me on Twitter about how he misses me on
the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
I was very kind. I appreciate that. Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
All Right, this is commenting on episode two sixty five.
We have some talkbacks, very nice and in case you
don't know, and it's your first time listening, well guess
what you're going to be starting from zero very soon,
because that's what we do here.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
We listen in order.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
And this is the talkback microphone on iHeartRadio. Thank you
for clicking this button and leaving this message.

Speaker 13 (59:03):
Hi, this is Fran from Long Island Brody for episode
two sixty five. I can't believe you didn't catch scary
saying it's usually either a male teen or a female
teen what are the kinds of teens are there? Well,
joy your weekend.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Well, you know this is twenty twenty three, there, honey,
you just don't scary all of a stuff. You just
don't know there could there's there's more out there according
to some Okay, well, thank you, Fran, and you know what,
anytime we could like my politically correct response about that. Huh,
there's some non binary people. There are people identify as

(59:42):
a squirrel. A squirrel, by the way, all kidding aside, No,
I'm sorry, sirrel?

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Did I say? Did I say male feme?

Speaker 8 (59:50):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (59:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (59:50):
There are people out there that identify as ponies and
dogs okay, want to be treated as such. No, but
you know it, all kidding aside. Did I say male team,
female team?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Did I say that?

Speaker 4 (59:59):
I don't remember, but I love Frans so fine.

Speaker 14 (01:00:02):
Next, scary you're nuts about this weekend? In the summer conversation,
you're like one of people that are like, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
There are less weekends.

Speaker 14 (01:00:12):
I feel like, you know, COVID is a scam or
or what have you. You're shown data that it's not true.
It's actually impossible for there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
To be five weekends two months in a row and
have that be the norm.

Speaker 14 (01:00:24):
Uh, but you know you like, I feel like it's
it's funny. By the way, I agree with you on
Song of the Summer. Had in the same conversation with
my friends too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Okay, yeah, there's no song. He tried to redeem himself
there at the end, get on my good side.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
I feel I feel like he's trying to get back
on my your side.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
No, but he's right though.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
If you look at you can find two consecutive months
on the calendar that there are February because it's because
it doesn't throw the calendar off, because it's even that
there are five five weekends fall during five weekends fall
during that month. You can't find that. It just hasn't
happened in July and August in a while. I told

(01:01:06):
you why it won't happen. There's thirty one days in
July and August that throws off the weeks, that moves
the days of the week over. I just feel like
there's another I feel like you should hit the next call.

Speaker 15 (01:01:18):
Hey, Brody and Skeary Jamie from Queen's Here Love Her
Scary complains every week that he doesn't have a pool
and Brody does, but we all know Skary is a
boogie bastard. I mean, the man has six point nine
million dollar recording equipment.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
And your point is.

Speaker 15 (01:01:33):
I'm surprised he would even move into a building without
a pool. I would think that Skeary, in his boogie self,
would put having a pool as one of the top
things at the list of considerations for moving into Well.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
When I moved in here fifteen years ago, there were
no such thing as pools. The pool wasn't a priority.
The view and the short commute to work were how's
that view working out? The view of the pool in
front of his view, the view of the pool on
the rooftop hole and the building next to me is great.

(01:02:08):
I love to see that they built a building in
front of his view with a pool with a pool,
or a view with a pool on their roof.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
And the commute got one studio.

Speaker 16 (01:02:18):
Thank you, Thank you Christy from Saddlebrook, Scary. I am
one with you on this one. The weather you do
a great job. I love your weather reports.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
They are very positive.

Speaker 16 (01:02:29):
I'm a positive person. I always say, partly sunny.

Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
It's going to be a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
They did not rain.

Speaker 16 (01:02:35):
Around here, scattered showers, not a definite.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
And it did not rain in.

Speaker 16 (01:02:39):
Saddlebrook on Friday. Thank you, enjoy and keep up the guys.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Love you. I was right for something is right for
a lot of towns. You were right for sev.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Listen, I kind of agree with Scary about the weather.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Yes, you do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Right now, it says chance of rain for today for
my area of Bellmore, New York. And it did rain
this morning for about forty.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Five minutes, but that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
The rest of the day. There's one area where it's
just thirty percent. In the next hour, it might drizzle
a little bit, but it also might not. So I
get where Scary.

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
Is coming from.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Yeah, sevent hold on, hold on. First of all, it
rained where he lives. Second of all, he said no, no,
he said, hey, man, I kind of agree with Scary.
That means he thirty percent agrees with you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
With me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
No, he said, kind of kind is worth thirty percent
that the most.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Is scared of talking about thirty chance. Listen, the word
chance does not mean thirty percent that a coverage at
the sky.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Yes it does, Yes, it does.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Let me give it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
I'm stopping it right there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
I refuse to have fake false information put out there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Google it. Google information from the dance attendance? What is
on this podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Brody?

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Be right? If you're going to someone, be right? Yeah,
I am right. It's a fact. Google it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Thirty chance of rain means that there's a one hundred
percent chance of rain over thirty percent of the sky
of the coverage area at some point in the next
whatever time it is. That is what that means. Your
every meteorologist will tell you that. I'm not arguing with you. Instead,
I cut off my talkback because you're giving false information.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Google it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Are you blocking his freedom of speech? Is that what
you're doing? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Are you Elon? Elon? But not Elon?

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
But are the owner now of of the talkbacks where
you're like, I don't like it. False information? You're flagging
his comment that is a false that's false information?

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Right there? Fair enough? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Can we get Mike Woods on, our friend from Fox
five News, the weatherman. We could get him on there? Yes,
I think we should. You should call this information call him.
I should call him. No, no, get it's too late. Now,
we'll get him for next week.

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
And we say, okay, hey, Brody, scary listening to two
sixty five.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
You're grays.

Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
Looked it up, I'd say it looks like more like
of a putty color than anything. Have a great day,
Love you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Putty, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
So we talked about last week gray and beige. But
here's the thing. Can you say it's putty colored? If
putty is a noun and not a color, I mean
putty comes in different colors, chilly putty, that's true, you know,
all right, most putty may be grays.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
But it's today. I think.

Speaker 11 (01:05:29):
Sorry about the stutterings. Don't merely do many talkbacks. Just
trying to get everything that's going on inside my head.

Speaker 8 (01:05:36):
Out to you guys. All Right, you guys, have a
good day.

Speaker 11 (01:05:39):
And Scary I was totally with you on the weather issue,
like they went went too hard on you the other day.
I'm sending this on a Sunday from Newton, New Jersey.

Speaker 17 (01:05:52):
Al Right, Snoday, guys, Boom, good afternoon.

Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Slide for life. Jeffrey from the Deep South.

Speaker 17 (01:06:00):
If you can't tell listening to Brody and Scary the
Broken Podcast, episode two sixty five, I need several things
to say.

Speaker 8 (01:06:08):
Number One, Scary is wrong. Do the web voice.

Speaker 17 (01:06:12):
The way the weather's supposed to be From an actual
weather man number two. Brody is wrong because three out
of ten people won't get rained on unless they're equally
distributed in the area.

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
I'll call back, Brody.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
I just spent on average of three out of ten,
not that's three actual.

Speaker 17 (01:06:32):
Brody and scar I was listening to sixty five about
npcas and I've got an idea.

Speaker 8 (01:06:37):
I think that by.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
The way NPC meeds non playable character for a lot
of people that don't know what that is. It's basically
the character in the video game you cannot control. And
people are acting like this on TikTok. They're just repeating
the same phrase over and over again, or dressing a
certain way and just doing the same motion over and
over for tips, and they make their getting rich off
of it.

Speaker 17 (01:06:56):
Brody and Scario was listening to sixty five about npcas.
I've got an idea. I think that you should start
an NPC channel and people will pay. Scary not to
give the weather.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
That's not how NPCs work, buddy, people pay for it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Buco in referenced episode two sixty five Scared talking about
the influx are teen ballads, slow sad songs, as he
said and Scary continued to say, it's usually by teen
males or teen females. Oh yeah, okay, is there something else?

(01:07:41):
It has to be either a male or a female,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Huh? Yeah, No, you're right, you're right, but.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
I'll I will lean on my non binary friends to
tell you that there's more.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
They don't want you leaning on them.

Speaker 12 (01:07:56):
This is Maryland from Omaha.

Speaker 18 (01:07:57):
I gotta talk fast because I have a lot to say,
and you limit what we can say.

Speaker 12 (01:08:01):
That's so fucked up. Yes, Scary, you're right.

Speaker 18 (01:08:06):
In August there is only four Saturdays, but July there
are five, so you're wrong about that. Okay, and Scary, Yes,
you should be positive. It was saying mostly sunny is good.
I realized that you should focused on positive. And Metallica sucks.
They scream It is not music.

Speaker 12 (01:08:24):
It is screaming.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Doesn't scream you brod?

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Okay, there's death metal and and and growl metal that
actually is screaming Metallica. Have you heard Until It Sleeps
or Fade to Black is Master puppets and pulling the
strings And a lot of Metallica fans fucking hate that
era of Metallica because they got soft Master of Puppets
is when the Master Puppets until it sleeps. Everything from

(01:08:51):
Nenter Sandman the Black Album on Everyone's like that doesn't
count as Metallica because they just went Woo's rock on us.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Oh please. The more melodic they got rock.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Yeah, the more melodic they got, the more fans they lost.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
But she's right.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Even though that's the songs from like kill Them All,
you can hear every word. I would give them another chance,
ma'am not screamers fans.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Stream is Maam.

Speaker 12 (01:09:19):
From Omaha calling again.

Speaker 18 (01:09:21):
Thank you for sticking out for me and Brody, Like
I thought it was weekends and I was wrong.

Speaker 12 (01:09:26):
I was wrong, scary.

Speaker 18 (01:09:27):
Yes, yes it's it's four and not five, but it's weekends.

Speaker 12 (01:09:32):
And you did get him the steak dinner, Like really, Brody,
like he got you the steak dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
It's not his fault. The dude comped it like.

Speaker 12 (01:09:41):
It really isn't.

Speaker 18 (01:09:42):
But you all are so fun and I get that
you you do this for content, but you guys are awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Slice for a lot, not a content, not a content
that Brody still thinks that No, in real life, I
r L baby, as they say on IRL, he thinks
I still owe him this fucking dinner, and thank you
for coming around.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
And updately learned. What have we learned?

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
She's wrong about Metallica, she's wrong about the steak dinner.
But such a cute voice, and we love her opinions.
Call any time, but you're wrong about steak dinner, and
give the Metallica a chance.

Speaker 11 (01:10:11):
Come.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
I listened to escape.

Speaker 18 (01:10:13):
This is Maryland, Like I'm gonna take my vacation week
and come to Florida for James. Marylyn is not wrong,
like Marylyn is not wrong. He gave him the steak dinner.
It is not his fault. Preach like I'm gonna come
on my vacation to debate you. Stop calling and saying
Maryland is wrong. Maryland is not.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Wrong, Marylyn. Marylyn is right. I do horrible. I would
give you, Marilyn, but you didn't buy me a steak dinner.
I tried. I tried to buy you to.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
Take okay, and I still tip that waitress one hundred
dollars that night. Really, because the last time you told
the story, you said two hundred and it was a waiter,
so now you're it was one hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
I gave money, money came out of my pocket that night.

Speaker 19 (01:11:04):
Yeah, Brooklyn Boys, Brody and Scary DJ here from South
Jersey episode two sixty five two two times sou or
whatever the fuck her name is. It's service like that
that are hard to give a good tip.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Two.

Speaker 19 (01:11:23):
I understand that most of the paycheck is based on tip,
but it's just so hard to give someone a tip
like that when they give you bad service.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
You know, I couldn't agree more.

Speaker 19 (01:11:37):
Brooklyn Boys DJ here again, episode two six five on
the Applebee's topic. I know I was just talking about
bad service, but I do happen to go to Applebee's
for this one server because she gave me the most
unbelievable service I've ever experienced in waitresses. Her name is

(01:11:58):
Jennifer and the deffer Applebee's, and she's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
So there you have it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Thank you, good shot. Jennifer from The.

Speaker 19 (01:12:11):
Token Voice again the third time.

Speaker 15 (01:12:15):
Uh, the end of episode is fucked up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
You guys are better than this. Huh huh okay, right,
fuck deal. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
So anytime the end of a podcast is fucked up
or you lose glitchy, you got to reboot the app.
And if you want to make sure that it's not
the problem with the with the with the actual audio.
Switch to a different app that is Spotify, er, Apple whatever,
podcast because usually it didn't load.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Right on your phone. Because if you, I'm no.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
One else complain cross please cross reference it with another app.
That's the best way to close. Force close your app,
reopen it, check out again.

Speaker 7 (01:12:56):
Birdy, what are they talking about? The song of the
summer is Selena go as in Rema, Rema, calm down.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
That's my opinion.

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
And I know there's not a lot of summer songs
but that's the song of the summer for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Baby come down down, babe. Okay, that song came out
in winter and was popular in spring. Ah and it
peaked in spring. I don't it's still around. It's like
a turn that won't go down the toilet after you
double flush. Byway, was that you doing this Selena Gomez part?

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
That was Rema?

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
And well, I'll just say this, I disagree only because
that's more. It's still around in the summer, but it's
just not a summer song, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
A couple more of these Brooklyn boys, brody and scary.

Speaker 10 (01:13:45):
This is James Slice for Life as the Slice Ambassador.
Here's what I'm thinking you guys meet up once a
month and do a podcast from Brodie's pool.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Yes, hold on, Brody, I know you're thinking. Even it's
not even scary.

Speaker 10 (01:14:00):
Every month for winter and fall, Brody comes to your
house and you have to supply Chinese food and diet to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
I would, I would in exchange for a pool. You
kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
That's a no brain where you're coming from, James, James,
I like where you're coming from. However, I think the
equivalent of scary going in my pool. I thought you
were gonna say, and every month, every couple of months
or every season. No, that's not equivalent. Chinese food and
a diet coke, no ice, all day Chinese food. Chinese

(01:14:31):
food's twelve dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
No, it's not five years old.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Last time I was like your house, she gave me
a bottle that was so old. It said boat for
Jimmy Carter on the side.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
That was back when soda bottles were political. It was
so it was so old.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
It was the same age as the chocolate in the
bathroom that Scary's eaten. Please, that's how old it was.
I don't drink soda, I just store it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
I got I got.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
I got a fresh back batch of old bottles of
soda in my fridge right now, waiting for you, brody'.
You know these people that wear pant you know, the
old people that wear pants from twenty years ago. That's
scary with soda. When did scary stop caring about soda?
Nineteen eighty Yeah, it's been a while. I don't drink
soda in a while, but I keep it. I keep
the glass bottle. Mexican coke, the Mexican cokes with the

(01:15:18):
pure cane sugar, fucking phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
It's got the Spanish writing on the side.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
This is this is the real deal, old formula coke,
not the ones we're drinking as classic coke now because
that's fruit, that's high frucitose corn syrup. The Mexican coke
with the sugar is still not the same formula. It
just uses sugar. Well, that's what they did back in
the day when it was in originally in the seventies.
When when when so when coca cola was in glass
bottles in America originally in the seventies and eightieses, and

(01:15:45):
there was also cocaine in it. They used in the
seventies and eighties, not in the thirties. In the seventies
and eighties they used pure cane sugar. They didn't use
high fruitose corn syrup. They switched to that. And now
they put the Now they put the americanized small sized
glass bottles and it says high fruitals corns there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Upon it not real.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
And all the cans and all the bottles and all
the plastic not real. Remember remember in the seventies when
they put real sugar in the in the coke. Go
to Scary's house. It's in his fridge. You can have
it if you want. That's what he's saying. I buy
Mexican coke, pure cane sugar.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Yeah, we're gonna get that.

Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
Scary.

Speaker 12 (01:16:29):
You need to stop it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
This year.

Speaker 18 (01:16:32):
In the past three years, July has had five weekends
and August has four.

Speaker 15 (01:16:37):
If it makes you happy, next year July will have
four weekends and August will.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Have five, and going forward will be so there you go.

Speaker 13 (01:16:48):
If you want August to have five weekends, next year's
your year.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
There you go. Something to look forward to.

Speaker 7 (01:16:56):
Hey, Brooklyn, boys, this is m json NJ. Just using
the pissback app Oh my god, David Brody, the dishwashing
episode that cracked me up.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
If I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
Blame you, I would think there was somebody in my house.
It's not gonna be ashamed of that has happened to me.
But I didn't call the police because I figured it
out myself.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
But thank you so much. I cracked up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
And hey broken cut off with one Bascus and he's
always brody and scary scary?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
How many today? Five or a second?

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
It only matters to the person that's gonna rain on.
You don't understand it. If you said it's gonna be
sunny all day, maybe some starter showers, maybe some rain.
What happens if a person said here's that and goes
out and says, oh fuck it, maybe it will rain,
maybe not, maybe with thunderstorms maybe not. But what happens

(01:17:53):
if they get rained done?

Speaker 8 (01:17:55):
That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Fair enough, okay, baskets And this is part two of
my three part rank don't understand it, hit the under
But people who go out thinking the weather's gonna be
nice and then it's shitty. They get rained on one.
Then there's a thundersom coming, and what happens?

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
They get rained done?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Thunder talk lining happened and you don't give a flying fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
That's the problem. You don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Hey, Scary, but not least.

Speaker 8 (01:18:34):
My personal level.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
You said back in the day, I'm not gonna point
the day out because I haven't recorded. It was gonna
be sunny, maybe scattershowers, maybe thunderstorms. You ruin my son's
birthday the barbecue. It rained, Yes, it rained for two hours,
but it rained literally when we were setting up the barbecue.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
You know what, I'm happy it rained. One.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Okay, I'm happy he rained on your goddamn kid's birthday party.
Because one has an awful tendency to lean heavily on
everything that you say and disagree with everything that I say,
everything that comes.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Out of this man's mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
On man one vescu shit's on me, and he puts
your opinions on a pedestal.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Hey, I know you my voice for two episodes. Hey, Scary,
stop being racist, mean, lean racist, or you know, just
buy racist, get canceled.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
But you are being racist.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
And what when you're describing a person by their race
Indian Matt, you should not call him in find Sunday
anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Do not call him Indian Matt.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
He's the second Matt in our group. So he gets
an adjective ahead of him, he gets he gets a
descriptive word, and.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
He's happy with it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Do you know Indian Matt gave Elvis a bottle of
Johnny Walker blue for his birthday and he said, well,
are you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Gonna call Johnny Walker blue? Can't you just call him
Johnny Walker? You think that I would?

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
That would be the context of this, right, But Matt
said to me, Scary, this is a bottle of Johnny
Walker blue. It's for Elvis for his birthday. And I
want you when you put it on his desk and
you say happy birthday, I want you to say exactly
this way, Happy birthday from Indian Matt. So he is

(01:20:35):
requesting it. How is that racist? He's pointing it out now.
The poor guy doesn't know any better at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
All right, we just have one more left and then
we got to get out of here.

Speaker 19 (01:20:45):
Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody Danny dimes here. Song
of the Summer mac Lamore, No Bad Days kills It
great new album, Love You Both Later.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Not the song of the Summer. It never hit. It's
a stiff it never made. I mean it was released
in the summer. It might be your personal summer song,
but and you might have it on repeat all day,
all night, but it didn't break the threshold, unfortunately.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
So you had Maclamore on the show. Did you lie
to him? We did well.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
We had the song and we played it, but made
him feel like he had the song in the summer.
And then no, it had potential, it didn't hit. No,
one's downloaded and he left. They'll take a look. We
tried it. I don't think radio stations around the country
picked it up. It's certainly not making a dent on
social media or or anywhere. It didn't go viral, and

(01:21:38):
it's not streaming many places.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Not the song of the summer. Unfortunate. And I do
agree it's a great song. But are we good? I
think we're good? Were good? Were good?

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
Gregg?

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
That don't Gregg? That grape showed out of the fridge, Brody,
because we're good. This is a sure getting two of
these talkbacks. We got to shorten that sec the ones
that agree with me. And by the way, but talent
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