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November 25, 2024 72 mins

#317: The boys recap the day they spent together at a football game and both are embarrassed by certain actions of the other; Skeery feels guilted into always donating to popcorn and candy fundraisers for his friend's kids; Brody saw a listing for a used toilet and wonders if someone would actually buy it; What's the appropriate way to walk out of a conversation when it's sad and serious

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, that's right, that's right. So aren't you happy I
invited you to the Jets game last weekend? People?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Aren't you happy you invited me? We had a good time.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I had to stick up for you. Remember when I
got those Jets tickets from our friends at Thoman's the
deli best.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm gonna let you get away with that because I
went to the game. Of course, exactly, you are hot dogs.
When I got those tickets, I immediately I was told
immediately that I should you.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Know that I should have taken other people. I'm like, no,
I got to take my boy Brody. But the listeners
were dming me and they're like, you know what it's about,
Dan time, What is it you have against Brody? You
don't hang out with Brody? I said, right, I don't
have it. I don't. I don't have anything against Brody.
Brody's just, uh, you know, he's uh a force to

(00:50):
be reckoned with. He said, these boys cut from a
different cloth, even though we're cut from the same cloth.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
In Brooklyn, we have very diagram we overlap and then
outside the ven diagram overlap we don't.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Right there, we had a very good time. We had
an awesome time though, when we when Brody and I,
truth be told. When we hang out, we do have
a great time together. And and when we don't hang out,
enough be told.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
When Scary and I hang out and we do brody
things or scary brody things or brody scary type things,
we have a great time. If we hang out and
we're doing scary type things, I don't have a great time, right,
and very Scary would ever hang out with me doing
brody things, he probably would.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Not have probably a great time.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
So when we get that ven diagram overlap, we have
a good time, right.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
The ven diagram is that with all the circles.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, when the two circles are overlapped in the middle, right,
and you see what what you have in common the
commonality of good time. So let's talk about the Jets game.
So the Jets sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
They lost. I don't have that would be outside the
circle for me because I'm a Giants fan. But it's
still sports.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
But we had fantastic seats and it was it was
a you know, the weather. We were sixty five degrees
for a football.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Game in November. I was stripping. It was I was like, oh,
I was dressing dressing layers. They said, why, I'm just
gonna peel them all off. I was down to my
T shirt.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, scary kept taking off, Like scary, you gotta stop
because at some point we're going to see you topless.
But then you have to paint yourself green or put
a jay onions chest and stand next to the ed Skuys. So, Uh,
we parked in the media parking lot because we knew
a person who were like, oh, yeah, we'll take care
of you guys. I put an important I mentioned that
because it's going to factor in later in the story. Uh,

(02:28):
we go in the now. The people we knew escorted
us into the field level entrance and we went on
the field like not field level, we went to the
level of the field level. We went on to the grass,
the turf, the turf, and we walked and so the Colts,
we were on the Colts end of the stadium. So
the Colts, the Indianapolis cults come running out of the
tunnel right for practice for warm ups, right in front

(02:50):
of us. Yeah, like we were crossing and they were
like hold on, like street, like you gotta let the
cars go. No, it was giant men in cults jerseys,
and I gotta tell you, I've met football players before,
but when you're up close to them in the uniforms
with the pads and the show the helmets, and they're big.
They're huge human beings, like you know they're big, but
on football they're all around the same size. You're like, oh,

(03:11):
all right, it's all right.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
There all there are big people around big people, so
they it's all relative to one another. They look normal.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's like when they say, oh, the wi he's a
good wide receiver, but he's only six two, and you're
like only six two. But when you're on the field
next to it and you see these guys in the
six five, like holy right, and the linemen are just massive.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
So that was cool.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
We got I took pictures because Deanna from the Elviustra
morning show was there with her fiance and he's a
cult stand yeah, so I was selling them pictures of
us on the field and they were like, oh, that's
really cool. But then I was like, I'm kind of
bragging at this point. I should stop doing that. So
we took pictures on the field. We got to see
people from other radio stations that were in the cool seats,
on the you know, uh, the coaches club, Yeah, which

(03:52):
is behind the bench where the players sit during the
game or stand whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
So we we had a good time on the field
and then we went to we went to the uh
what's that area called Scary in the corner.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
We went to the bud Lights suite. Yea, the light sweet.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
So we got in there and the people who worked
there were all fans of Scaries and mine. Those people like,
oh my god, brought these phone taps. But the woman
who worked there fran the nicest woman. Her husband worked there,
her son worked there, son was there hanging out. Now
Scary Scary was smoothing them, and you know, they were, oh,
we love you, listen all the time. We love the
phone taps. And of course they knew some of the

(04:27):
phone taps Scary did the ones I did. And Scary
Scary was asked by the father to please do a
shout out for his daughter. Now, Scary, do you remember
her name? Did you do a shout out for her?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Uh? No?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Did you do a shout out for the bud Light guys?
We met the really really cool no no remember their names?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Uh? No?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay, Well there was Lewis you, matt And and the
girl's name. Remember the girl's name?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
No, uh, you know, attention to detail, Brody, you were
that is you. I feel like anytime we run into
people they say, oh, give me a shout out. Yeah,
I don't feel like they're going to be listening. So
I kind of, I guess I just forget it slips
my mind because I'm like, well, they're not going to
follow up. They're not going to be listening. I don't
think people actually listen for shout outs like that.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Like you know, okay. So yeah, So Scary meets this
these two young girls. Frand brings these girls over and says, oh,
these are my These are my granddaughters, my granddaughter her friend.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
So the friend.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
So Scary says, are you guys Jets fans? And and
they're like not really. So Scary goes sister, where you from?
And she says the town she's from. He goes, oh cool, cool, cool,
and then they walk away because they really didn't want
to meet Scary as much as the grandma wanted them
to meet Scary. So then, like, I don't know a
few hours later, two hours later, maybe later in the game,
we go back to talk to fran we're eating food.

(05:55):
The food's out.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh they got meatball sliders in there, they got.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
They had meatballs, never mind seeing a pot of meatballs,
had hot dogs, and they had a chicken. It was
all you could eat.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
And we had fat leather seats. I mean, we were
taking care of So the father planned son says, oh,
I want you to meet my daughter. Scary says, oh,
nice to meet you, and says, where are you from? Now,
this is a girl Scary met like an hour and
a half earlier and asked her where she's from. Because
Scary doesn't talk to people. So it reminded me of something. Uh,

(06:29):
you guys may have seen this. It's got millions and
millions of views. Hold on, this was so Skew does
can't make small talk with people. He's so, where you're from?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Good?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, all right, good? I guess really care where you're from?
And it doesn't remember where.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
You true, I just know I feel like if I
sometimes if you tell me where you're from, I can
latch onto it and make more conversation. Right.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
But but he didn't have anything to say to this girl,
so especially no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
You see no but that but you got to preface
it with this, Yeah, I'm very personable and if I
met if I met a slice, we could just just
jump right into it. It's different.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's the people that you don't know and have a
connection with it.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
The people that have nothing in common with like a
teenage girl.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well you know what I'm saying, a lot of them
on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, but like it's like this can be further further
from yeah, having anything in common. So it's like.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
It reminded me. And again it's not political. But this
was jd Vance, who is the vice presidential elect, in
a donut shop during the campaign, and he basically asked
everyone in the store the same question and responded the
same way Scary did. So here's the audio. He listen,
here we go, Yeah, how long.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
You work here?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, you see this all right?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
And then he goes on to say so he asked
everybody how long you be working there? And he goes okay,
like he's just through, right, and then he says, how
long has the place been here?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Four years? Okay? I feel like you're making fun.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
No, I'm saying it reminded me of you scared. You're like, oh,
where are you from?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Okay? Nobody?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
So you did the same thing, right, You're like, okay, yeah,
but you didn't remember her from an hour and a
half early.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Because I personally, I don't know you know what am
I gonna say?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
How many young girls did you meet in this private
bar club restaurant that had like thirty people in it
that you were introduced to twice?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
And you're like, oh, nice to me. You are you from?
She's like, you know the town I told you before? Yeah?
She got me on that. That's okay, because Brody had
a little moment of his own on the way out. Wait, hope,
on a second, I got to set it up. I
want to set up there. You can make fun of me.
So we're walking out, we're walking out. I know how
to set up a conversation, all right.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
But it's the beginning of the fourth quarter and they
were winning and we'll leave. Let's leave because they're gonna lose.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
And I got home. Take a Yeah. And earlier in
the game, wasn't uh didn't we have? Wasn't Vinnie Testa
Verdi featured on the on the big screen. No, he
was not my friend Reggie, not related to any call. Right,
your friend, Reggie. He was in a suite with picture
with Bertie showed me the picture.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Now, Testa Verdi was a quarterback for the Jets in
the late nineties, and he's a tall, good looking guy
with gray hair at this point, right, and so I'm like,
oh my god, Vinny Testaverti is at the game. I'd
love to meet him.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Right. So we're leaving, right, we're walking toward the player's
parking lot where we parked with it and they rolled out.
There's literally a Jets green carpet leading to the parking lot.
I mean, it's like very and it's health it's well guarded.
You need you need a bracelet to get into that
parking lot. H. So we're walking toward the parking lot
and just ahead of us is a tall guy with

(09:54):
gray hair that is being escorted by two security guys
under cover, you know, people like bodyguard.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
And his own I think his own personal bodyguard.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, walking toward his personal vehicle that being picked up in.
So hold on, hold on, no, no, you're missing a whole
point here. Yeah, let me tell him. I will tell
it the way you.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
So people run up to him and like, Vinnie Van,
let's get a picture of and they run up and
the getting pictures with him. So I say, that's scary. Hey,
I think that's Vinnie Testaverdia. Scary.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Take my phone. I want to get a picture with him.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I was a fan of his, and he's, you know,
he's a good time jet Long Island guy whatever, big fan,
big fan. So he and his bodyguard, guy in his suit,
stopped for a minute and they're looking up at the TV,
the giant video monitor on the side of the stadium,
and they're watching the fourth quarter because the game's not over.

(10:44):
So they're clearly scary, you would say, not in a hurry.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Not just standing there.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
They took pictures with a bunch of people, and they're
standing and he's watching the game. He's not crossing the street,
he's standing there. So as he crosses the street, I say, scary, take.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
My phone, my phone.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Go up to him and he's I'm behind him. I
still haven't seen his face, and I say, hey, Vin,
do you have time for one more picture in you?
Do you have one more picture in you? He goes, yeah, sure,
and the bodyguard yells, we got no time, we gotta.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Go, let's go, And there's nobody around them and they're yelling,
and he's yelling. I'm like, cut cut the ship. This
is not like you have like seven thousand people around you.
Got to get the guy out of there. And he's
concerned for his safety. Give me a fucking break.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
So so so Vane turns around when I say Agin,
he turns around, take it, takes a picture, and I
notice when he turns to me, Hi, thank you. It's
not Vinnie Testify, it's not.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
But Brodie had already made ask himself, yelling out Vinnie
Vinnie because he thinks I said Vin, Vin.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I just said, hey, Vin, do you have time for
a quick picture?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Big big fan David Brody that you would you know
if you were ahead, if you were a big fan,
wouldn't you know that you that that was him or
wasn't him?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
From the back of his gray hair. I never saw
he takes.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
He probably muttered under his breath, motherfucker. I thought I
was Vinnie test.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Hold on a second, I said Vin. When he was
his back to me, said Vid, you have time for
I said it fast, I speak like in New York.
Great and he turned, he takes the picture, put his
arm around me, and the pictures came out great. He's smiling,
and then they walk away. So I say, scary, that's
not Vinie Testa Verdi scrace, that's laughing right. He goes, well,
who is it? I go, let me look at the
picture again, because I really didn't get a goodok at him.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
It was very cool. It took you about three hours
to figure out who the fuck this was? Who was he?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Because the guy is much older, he's it's Kenny O'Brien,
who was the Jets quarterback from eighty eighty two to
like not eighty eight.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Nowhere near the Vinnie Testaverdy era either, well like ten
years apart.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
The point was he was a Jets quarterback, and I
recognized him when I look at the picture, I'm like,
oh my god. If you look, he's old enough.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
He's right. Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
So here's the thing. I said, Vinn. He must have
thought I said Ken, because it's close enough. Even Kenny
and Vinnie is close. So I don't think he knows.
I called him then Venne, Rennie, Kenny, right, But the
other guys in front of us Ken today Tony. So
I did take I saw it's my first celebrity. I
took a picture with I did not know who it was,

(13:08):
but I do know who it is now. But I
absolutely called him vin and clearly he.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Did right, he didn't. Right? Okay, calm down, all right?
What fuck the bodyguard? Can we agree on that? Take? Yeah?
Fuck the bodyguard? He had nowhere to be. He's Ken O'Brien,
for God's sakes, and there's nobody around him, and you
have a bodyguard yelling unnecessarily on a fucking power trip
with nobody around and nobody caring.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
And if you know, the only thing he's famous for
other than being a Jets quarterback is that he was
drafted in the nineteen eighty three NFL draft And you're like,
why are you bringing that up?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Brodie?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
A lot of people that's a long time ago. It's
known as the quarterback draft. There were three Hall of
Fame quarterbacks drafted that year, and Ken O'Brien.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Who are the other three? I think it was Jim Kelly,
doesn't matter. They all went into the Hall of Fame
and Ken O'Brien no to work in a car wash.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
He went to the Jets and he's taking pictures thinking
the people thinking he's really test diverting. Yeah, so he's
lucky animon want to take a picture with him, and
he was very nice. I have to say, very nice guy.
His bodyguard can go atter himself. But yes, Brody took
a picture.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
By the way, I thought it was. Nobody in America
is talking about him except us right now? So who
the Schmuck's Scary and verdie? We've wasted enough, We've wasted
too much time on Ken O'Brien.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Well even give him slices, some homework, not worthy slices.
Have you ever taken a Have you ever seen somebody
famous but didn't know who they were, but still went
up and got an autograph for a picture, Like they
were at the airport, everyone was surrounding them. She're like,
they must be somebody. I'll figure it out later. You're like, oh, man,
can I get a picture? Like who have you taken
a picture with or got an autograph and you didn't
know who it was at that moment?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Let us know? And that's happened with us too at
other times. I just can't remember right now.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh, we've had scary We've had people come up to
us and he got an autographs, had no idea who
you know?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
You know, I've taken pictures several times if people that
thought I was Elvis, Yeah, but we were at event
from Elvis and Dan Yeah, and I'm like, here we go.
It's so scary at so open, open and forward.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
He would go up to them and go, oh, let's
get our picture and they're like, no, I just wanted
to get Danielle and Elvis. But all right, like it's weird,
like what they're like trapped, Like I got to picture
with everybody now because you don't know and they're like, oh,
who's that picture with?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
And I've done that.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
We've had We've had people come up to the radio
station back in the day they just got a record deal,
they didn't even have a hit, and they're like, you know.
Other DJ's like, oh, Brody, come on, I want to
introduce you to somebody to get a picture. I've got
pictures with people to this day, I don't know who
they are. They never had a hit, they didn't get signed,
or they got dropped from the label. But at the
time you're like you never know, right, you never know

(15:43):
who they are. Remember we were backstage at Q on
two's jingle Ball. Yeah, it was that that woman with
one single that was a that was a hit, but
nobody really wants to talk to us know who she was.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Her name was, oh lady earlier you know, several years
before that. Uh, that would be Britney Spears. Yeah, I
just think, but you never know. I was hanging out
with Britney Spears in nineteen ninety eight before Maybe One
More Time came out, and she was a meek little
fourteen year old with a backpack and sitting in the
green room, and the record label person came up to
me and said, Scary, want you to meet this this girl.

(16:15):
She's gonna be big someday.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Michael had been out, the song was out, it was
does it matter if it was out, it wasn't a
nobody knew who she was.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'll tell you nobody cared. And what I'm saying at
the point is nobody cared. She was in a green
room when nobody cared. She barely was anyone was barely famous, yes,
and no one was in mind right. And then they
were trying to pull people over to take a picture
with her to make her feel good. So they pulled
me in, Scary, take a picture with this girl, Brittney Spears.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Britney Spears, I was in the same green room with
you with my wife. So my wife wanted no party.
She didn't like taking pictures with celebrities. My wife's not
like you and me. So I saw her there, I
said hi, I said good luck, But like, you never know,
you never know, so we would take pictures with everybody
because you never know, you never know, So we have
lots of pictures with you never knows.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I have like seventeen pictures with Sabrina Carpenter and about
eleven pictures with Taylor Swift because you never know. All right,
I feel like this is self serving and nobody cares
or do they think.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
They care, But we move on. Really, I really just
want Slices to leave his talk backs about celebrities or
non celebrities they took pictures with, they didn't know who
they were. Who is that guy you had backstage passes for?
You were so excited in Philadelphia meeting.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Green Now there's an example of one that didn't. Uh
you know those are the you know, the maybe some
and maybe some not. That guy didn't make it.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
No scary was backstage and he had he was given
backstage passes to meet Ali Murs and it was a
big deal. Back then because he had a big hit.
I couldn't tell you the name of the song, and
you don't have to tell us, but and like who
wants Ali Mars tickets?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
And the crowd was going crazy crazy for ally Mers.
You never know.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Like a week later, people were like, what am I
do with these?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Exactly? So are you are you gonna see Wicket in
the movie? Yes, okay. I was going to ask you
this because I have I have a problem with what
with what's about to happen? Because obviously no, well it's
it's obviously for those who don't know and living under

(18:16):
a rock. But we'll tell you anyway, Wicked with Ariana
Grande and Cynthia Evo, right, Jeff as as Elphaba, right,
she's okay. So so they're basically in the film. It's been.
It's it's it's a very very big pop culture event,
not since last year with Barbie and Oppenheimer in those movies.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I saw a commercial yesterday that wasn't for Wicked.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yes, true, So so yeah, big event. Here's my problem.
If I go, I want to watch the film. I
don't want people singing and screaming over them in the film.
This is exactly what happened when I went to the
Taylor Swift concert and Brodie you were there too. You

(19:03):
go to a show and paid all this money to
go to a show, and I think we talked about
it on the podcast, and all we have is people screaming,
never ever get him back together? Yeah, no, no, we
are never getting back to it. We know that was

(19:24):
the bullshit that was the Taylor Swift concert that I
had it indoor for three and a half hours. But
I'm like, I paid money to hear her sing, not
your three kids, right, we did, We spoke, You spoke
about this. We spoke about this.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, now, look you can sing along, but the screeching
that was the problem.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, this same phenomenon. I guarantee you it was going
to be happening to do this weekend and the coming
upcoming weekends in the theaters all across America for Wicked,
because well obviously the show in Bru's been about, you
know since two thousand and what three, right, so people
know the words and when popular and defining gravity come up,
I don't need to hear everyone else trying to hit

(20:02):
that note. Let it happen in the movie. Oh that
one that one right before that, that's the last note,
right before the curtain dropped on intermission. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Define, granted, that's how they're gonna end the movie because
they're doing the movie in two parts. Next one comes
out of here from now.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Oh that's right, right.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
You get await a year to see what happens if you.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Don't already know what happens. Well, anyway, I'm just saying
I feel like it's the the uh, you know, the
tailor effect of the singing and the screaming in the theater.
I think that's what's going to be going on. And
I don't know if people if it's it's gonna be
an enjoyable, you know thing. You may have to go
see it at eleven o'clock in the morning on a
school day.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I think I could be wrong, but I think I
read somewhere that they're also going to be doing sing
along perform like sing along performances. In other words, you'll
sign up and you'll go to the ones where you're
supp to sing along, yeah, as opposed to the ones
where you're not really supposed to sing along.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Well, so I don't know, you know what, Listen, it's
not a concert film. It's not really supposed to be
for singing along. I get that, but there's something to
be said about fun and you know, like being. I mean,
it's not the Rocky Hort Picture Show. You're not really
supposed to be part of. It's not live. But I

(21:25):
I think if I saw at a second time, I
like and there was a sing along in environment, that
would be fun, but not the first time. I want
to enjoy the movie, So I'm with you on that.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Well, I missed Cynthia Rivo here at the Jersey City Target.
This target here by me down the block is one
of only like five in the country where they are
doing these super events where they're having special memorabilia, special
installations and activations and pop ups. It's at the Target
great Land in Jersey City. And Cyndia Rivo fucking showed

(21:57):
up there and the guy in the film, who Ariana
Grande is dating, they were just here. They had it
was like I was mass pandemonium and I somehow slept
through it. I don't know. I wasn't I didn't even
know what was going on. Yeah, that's cool. So you
have Canthiaivo? Cool? Are we from right? Where you from?
What do you do you're green in the movie Jets fan? Cool?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Okay, cool, cool, okay, awesome. Yeah, they are doing the rounds. Man.
I'm surprised Arian is not hosting SNL to promote the movie,
although you mentioned Barbie and Oppenheimer and they were calling
it Barbenheimer. Right, do you know what they're calling Gladiator
and Wicked?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh yes, I do. It's wait hold on, it's it's
it's it's uh yeah, wait Glicked? No, no, Dick, glad Dick,
Glad DICKT Glad Gladiator and right, Wicked.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Clicked and the act they got from Wicked. So Glad good, Gladdict,
glad Dick, glad DICKT. That's it you say, don't don't
last think it?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Glad glad Dick. Is that the name of glad Dick
this weekend? That's the name of the episode here of
the Brooklyn glad Dick. Yeah, let's get all Are you
getting Glad Dicked?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
What? I don't know when they're coming out? When are
they coming out next week?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
No? Isn't it tomorrow? Danielle was on her way. Danielle
from our big show was on our way to see
it tonight, and it's all I guess. I guess.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
So I saw a movie today and I saw the
trailer for Wicked. I didn't I didn't pay attention.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
We got new music coming up tomorrow, the ari Ariana
Grande singing popular as Glinda and of course Define Gravity
from Cynthia Rivo Define Gravity, She's Alphaba. So that that
those two songs come out tomorrow, we're gonna be playing
them on the radio.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
So I don't know if you saw Kristin Chenno with
the original Golindainda, Yeah, and if you don't know them,
you'll understand when you see it.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
If you have.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
If you haven't seen the play, she said that, I
guess it was fifteen years ago. Ariana Grande's mom brought
Ariana backstage.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
I guess because Ariana was on Nickelodeon, so she was
famous enough. But she was ten years old to meet
Kristin Chenna with who was her idol. And so Christian
Channa would like, oh, nice to meet you, and my
mother says, oh, I want my daughter to sing for you,
and Kristen said, it's telling Seth Meyers this and she says,
you know when moms want their kids to sing her,
He's like, oh, dear God, spare me. Then Arianna sang
and she's like, oh my god, kid, you have something
special there. And she said, yes, someday I want to

(24:16):
be Glinda in Wicked. She said, well, you know, keep practicing, honey,
and maybe some day you will. And they stayed friends
and she talks to her all the time, and she
said she couldn't be happier for Arianna because since she's ten,
she's always talked about, I want to be your role someday.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Now she's in the movie.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I feel like if the movie
was made ten years ago would have been Aguilera.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Do you agree? Yeah? Oh absolutely yeah. But you know
you got to go with good copy. Yeah. So glad Dick,
glad dit Oh oh god, I have a couple of
things for us. Yes. I had an awkward, an awkward
moment at lunch with Scottie b and Garrett and our

(25:02):
friend Crystal from the Afternoon Show. We were having York Yeah,
at Z one hundred in New York, right, we were
having lunch. You know, we're at it. If I say it,
I'm gonna have to play the jingle because it's a sponsor.
So I were free, I was at a place, was
at a burger place and we were we were eating,
and then I had an appointment. I had to go

(25:24):
to get my eyes checked and I had disappointment, and
I was counting down the minutes until I could just
make it barely in time. And Scotty gets into this
story that was kind of sad. It was a sad story.
We'll just leave it there.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, nobody died, it was so.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
So it was very emotional, and then you know, things
got really really real and serious. So we were going
around talking about it, and and then I'm like, okay,
it's getting to the park where I have to leave,
and this is me and my brain and I'm like,
how am I going to get out of here? This

(26:02):
is a bad time to exit, because, let's face it,
you want to you want to make sure that everybody's okay,
tie it up into a nice bow. You always want
to leave on a high. You never want to leave
when there's a there's some negative or or there's something
really sad happening in a room. It's a bad time
to excuse you sight right, Oh yeah, your dog die

(26:22):
gotta go, right, So this was like pretty much that
it was a bad moment, and I'm like, all right,
I gotta I gotta bust out of here. And I
went to go, uh, hug Crystal, and then I hear
Garrett cackle. I turn around. I'm like, what's the matter?
He goes, that wasn't awkward, and I'm like, well, thanks

(26:44):
for make thanks for pointing it out. You're making more awkward.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
You're exacerbating awkward that you're hugged hug Crystal. What was
the awkward party?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
No, the awkward was. The awkward was that I'm that
Scott even just in the middle of the story, and
I just kind of walked away right there, as if
I was heartless and I didn't give a ship. And
I'm like, I'm not being insensitive, but fucking be somewhere.
I gotta go. It's time, I gotta go. I was
trying to make an exit for five minutes. Well, yeah,

(27:10):
that's bad.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I think the only way out of that is if
you had said, Scotty, hold on a second, I'm really
into your story and I feel terrible for you, and
you know what, call me later and because I want
to hear the rest of it. But I got an
appointment I have to get to. I feel terrible like
you should have prefaced it, but you just got off. Yeah,
all right, and you still to hugging people. I need
to be better at transitions.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I was. I was. It was just awful. It was
it was not right. I mean, yeah, I guess you
had to be there, but it was just not good.
Is there a special I guess that would have been
this special way? Or I should have gone over to
Scotty first to say.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, I hugged him the attractive girl you work with,
and go I'm gonna hug her and that's my way out.
I look, did you say goodbye before you hugged her?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
As I was walking toward her, I'm like, I gotta go.
And that's what made Garrett laugh.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Because Scotty was talking about uh something serious, and you
were like, you got up and hugged a girl in
the middle of nowhere. You didn't say like, hey guys,
I'm leaving and the inn hugged her. You just got
up and be like, hey, Chris, give me a hug.
I guess order of operations would have could have come
in handy.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Would have been good there parentheses, Yeah, please eat little
delicious apple strude. Please excuse my dear aunt Sally. But yeah,
I should have. I did think the order. The order
was all wrong. I should have patted Scotty on the
back and gave him a hug, say hey, buddy, I
feel you all right?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Slices he ever walked out in a serious conversation because
you had to get out of there, like you had
to leave. You're like, oh my god, Mary's talking about
her boyfriend dumping her.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
But I gotta go. Yeah, but but but but on
it in all honesty, had I had the time to spare,
I would have. No, I would have stayed all afternoon.
You fun.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
If Scotty asked you, like at the end of the conversation,
so Scott, scary, what do you think? Would you have
known what he was talking about? Would you have zoned out?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
No? Oh, I wouldn't know what he was talking about.
I you know, but it's all good.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Scottling up with a phone call or a text later
and said I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
No, I didn't do any of that. We discussed it
on the radio this morning. We got it. We aired
all so that's how you gave your apology. Its content
for the radio. We aired it out on the air.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Elmos, I owe Scotty an apology.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Let's just do it on the air. I did anybody
around the room, He did it around the room, callous?
Is that scary anything you want to talk about? Yeah,
I owe Scotty an apology. Now I did it right
here alive in front of it. But isn't that more
of You know that that's a big takes a big
man to do that in front of millions of people,
to apologize in front of millions rather than just apologize.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
A comedy bit that's not doesn't mean you're a big man?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah? Does you killed two birds at one stone?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
You're like, ah, I need content.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Hey I was. I was kind of an ancesterday.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
But look at look at me being the hero and
apologizing at that moment.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I still think it doesn't count. It was worth more
that I was in front of everybody. It was in
front of the public. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
You know what that reminds me of. You remember the
show All in the Family, right of course. Okay, So
there's a scene where Archie Bunker and his son in
law Mike are in the house and they're being robbed.
The guy has them at gunpoint, knife point gunpoint, I
don't remember, and the guy's like, empty your pockets, give
me all your money. So Mike, the son in law
who's played by Rob Reiner, takes out money from his

(30:21):
pocket and he goes, here you go, Archie, here's the
twenty bucks I owe.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
You, right Archie, and then the guy robs him. It's
that's what you did.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
You chose that moment to give Archie the money back
so you could get credit for it, even though you
were fucked. That's what he did. Oh a, hchie, here's
the money I owe you. And of course the guy
took that money too. That's what you did. You were like, oh,
you know what, I want to make this content. I
don't think there's any sincerity there. You were just like,
I owe Scotty an apology. I guess if there wasn't

(30:49):
a radio show, you never would have reached out to him.
If you didn't work with him, you wouldn't have like
reached out to him. You would have been like, yeah,
he'll get over. And did Scotty come running in and
accept your apology?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
He really ignored me for the rest of the show.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, because because he understands what I understand, and the
slices of saying the same thing.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
We're scary. Yeah, you're not good.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
You probably looked at him and behind the glass going
we're good, Scotty, right, and you're probably like going give
me the finger.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
You know it all too boys podcast, we will be
right back, scary.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
I saw an ad on Facebook. I wanted to run
by you pink toilet for sale, and it's a it's
a The toilet's pink, the tank is pink, toil, pink.
I had a toilet like that when we bought our house.
It's from the seventies.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
That's exactly pink. That's what pops into my mind is
my aunt Milly's toilet. And my Auntily had a pink
toilet and it was it was yeah, seventies. Yeah, go ahead, No,
I'm saying from the seventies. And what color was her bathroom? Uh?
It was pink. Yeah, pink, pink, pink sink, pink shower,
pink black. It was at that pink tile. Yep. Even

(31:57):
my grandmother upstairs she had a pink bathtub. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, so that when we bought the house. I think
the house was built nineteen fifty four. I think it
may have been the original toilet. So the toilet was pink,
the tiles were pink, the floor tiles were pink, the
tub was pink. The tiles and the the shower were pink.
And the counter, the whole countertop was pink. Though everything
was pink, they put I had pink garbage pail and

(32:21):
there they had two daughters.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
For the people who bought the house from.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
You don't match pink with pink, so we put in
a white toilet that would stand out and make everything
look you know, contrast. Anyway, the point is this pink
toilet was for sale, so I'm like, oh, if somebody
wants a pink toilet, maybe they have a white bathroom
that might look nice. But then I read the description
in great condition used.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Would you would you buy a used toilet? No? But
not an antique where it's like yeah, brass and the stands.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
But wait a second, hold on, here would with the toilet?
Would you buy? Any toilet that you buy is going
to be used, isn't it? No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
You got a home depot, you buy a toilet? Oh
he's at home?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Deep? Hold on a second, do they even sell used
products at home depot? I'm really they don't. This was
on Facebook. Okay, so then on if I buy a
toilet on Facebook, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
You know, somebody could be selling and they built a
house at an extra toilet.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
No, if I'm buying something on Facebook Marketplace, I damn
well know it's used. That's what I was trying to
say earlier.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
No, sometimes it's in pieces, it's still in the box.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
You could buy a new toilet.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
This was assembled, like there's a picture of it and
it's sitting on the driveway. You like, come buy my
pink toilet. If you need a pink toilet, it's been used,
then you can change this. Listen, it's pretty disgusted. When
you move into a house, you're moving in as a
toilet there. You only change the sea, you don't necessarily
change the toilet. I get that, But you got to
bring in a toilet into your house that somebody else
has been using, and how do you grab it? You

(33:54):
have to put glove. You have to got gloves, right,
you can't. You're not gonna put somebody's foot a.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Pole in your car.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I'm sorry, I leave us a talk back. Are you
buying a used toilet? Have you bought a used toilet.
Have you sold a used toilet? Is there a big business.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
That use toilets? I'm sorry, I don't. I feel like
toilets need to just just be discarded of. You used
to start fresh, like a fresh bowl a fresh Yeah,
oh that's nasty.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I mean we used the pink toilet that when we
bought the house. We kept it for a while to
we have enough money to replace all the toilets.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I can't. I would never.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I'm not bringing one in. No, I'm not going out
of my way to bring one in and install it.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
If they're selling a toilet on the mark Facebook marketplace,
by the way, I would automatically know it's used and
not buy it. No one's selling. No one's selling to
a new toilet on Facebook marketplace. Right. How give me
an example of that? How would I just tell you?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
You say you're building a house, okay, and you buy,
you buy three toilets from home depot, and then once
you build a house, your wife says, you know what
I really wanted, an elongated toilet box. Okay, you know what,
let's just get rid of We'll sell it on Facebook.
There's opportunities to sell new ones so what scenario for everything?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
What other used things? Would you not buy mattress? Would
you buy a mattress? I wouldn't buy a used mattress.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
No, Well, you know what people do. They figured they
put sheets on them, They put rubb a sheet on them.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Ye, I don't know about that. It's it's weird. I
feel like that's where I draw the line toilets and mattresses.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I think if you if you don't have the money
and you need to buy a used mattress, listen, I
sold mattresses.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, my mom's house, I sold all her mattresses. People
buy and they were in great condition. Like she had
a guest bedroom that was only the bed was only
slept on, like twice you could see there was I
had a purchase date, it was it was all right
if you get If you buy a mattress that has
like a dink in it, like a big dip and
it's got stains in it.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
You don't buy that. But if it's in mint.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Some people sell crib crib mattresses. I'm okay with that
if they if they look relatively new, Yeah, I'm not pilet, yeah,
a toilet you probably already have a toilet. Yeah, but
if it cracks.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I mean, I don't know. I don't know, well toilet
just saying I don't know. I guess our toilets that
expensive at home depot. I think they started like fifty
nine dollars. Right, you can buy a toilet, I don't
know where cheap you could. I mean if you want
it to I mean I have the chance. I have
the Champion four. I mean, I spend a couple of
hundreds in my house. You can. I know.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
It's the one you can flush a bucket of golf
ball bucket. It swallows a bucket of golf balls and more,
except except when I when I put too much toilet
paper clogs. Oh my gosh, you wipe my ass with
golf balls. Like I love these commercials, like when you
buy like a knife, like this knife can cut through
a tin can. Yeah, but I want to cut a
carrot like I just I don't care what else it
does I wanted to do, Like show me cut a

(36:38):
tomato with it.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Like look at this pan. You can hit it with
a hammer. It doesn't dent. It doesn't dent.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, but when I cook in it with a sauce
and the sauce sticks to the pot and it burns it.
That then I take a hammer to an old dight.
So yeah, I'm not playing it. It just struck me funny.
Like so if you like, if you need a toilet,
you need a pink toilet, like I feel like it's
one of those things like you're doing a scavenger with
your friends, like ten points. If you find a pink toilet,
you're like, all right, I got one.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
It's just weird to me, all right, So no, no
pink toilet. I'm used toilet for me. No, all right,
that's pretty shitty pun intended, pun intended, all right, fair enough,
I did I did want to talk about twitter hose
unless you have something you want to you want to
get to first.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Now, let's do that and then we'll I have something
after the break that's something that's going to drive you nuts.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
And I'm sure you've had experience with But can you
tell me like a background music for me?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I mean no, you didn't ask for any I mean,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I have a systems just like I mean.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I mean I could play the the Wop, the Wop jingle,
the Brooken Boys Wop jingle doesn't have like a bed
at the end of it, like a nice little music
bed like here, remember this, there's two boys in this. Yes,
why do we play this? Should play this? Yes, we'll

(38:09):
playing it right now. Letters, Letters there, you go ahead,
go for it.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
So I I've talked to you slices about the Twitter
skanks that follow me. Like they'll like a post from
like a year and a half ago that I made
on Twitter, and they're like, oh Mary Stugin blocking like
fake names, liked your comment and they follow you.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
So I blocked them.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
I blocked them all these fake accounts, they're bots and
and if you if you click on their page, it's
all like sex pages and it's all like.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Come join me and my girls kind of thing, right,
and it's always our new account or there. They've got
like two followers and they're following three thousand people and
they've got like four posts.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Right, So, just in the last two weeks, I would
like to welcome aboard these followers to my Twitter account.
Oh Rihanna Boner, Ember Becksy, Nyla Warlbert, Brenda Carnivorla Key,
elite A, Nabia, Hermiitia, Sienna Dewitty just sounded like a

(39:19):
disease Verity frizzle, Martha on Ceeu Liams, I guess that's her,
a Culmu Piper Cober, Holly Lollipop, oh man Frey Hawults,
Gina Griffle with a jay Jina. I guess Gina Griffle.

(39:40):
Uh Violet van der Steep.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I want to know what trap you clicked on to
make all these people follow you? Will you looking at it?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Some No, this is what's going on on Twitter. The
bots are taken over. Uh Stacy lasco.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
See. I always thought that they follow you because you've
stumbled upon something. No.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
No, I used for sports and news and politics. So
all these people found you the find Harold uh, Dan Buckley,
Chelsea salt Woman, Russe Alina Sherrid, Parthenia TERRESI.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
So none of these people are real. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Cheryl Harber, I don't think I don't think she's real.
Fay Reagan, hold On Nell Havenisian, uh Hana Corgar her
Holidays almost yeah, Delicia Oman, Celestia.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Son the Meyer.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Okay, Uh Katie Boner followed me, very exciting.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Vivian Sniffer Sniffer followed me Welcome to the Welcome to
my Twitter account, Vian Sniffer. Uh, Primrose Rasmussen. You know
a lot of girls named Primrose?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Oh yeah, so many. I grew up with a few. Hey,
Gabriella Falls. So are you going to delete these people
or are you just gonna let them linger?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
I took screenshots though, Uh Heaven Loggins, Oh her name's Heaven,
that's legit. Um tweet sheet, a woman's name tweet sheet
r Wen Spazanini and uh oh Daisy Boner. All right,

(41:23):
I got three boners?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
You got three of them?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
There are the bons you know what? I don't know,
but I watched that movie.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
So yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
So the the the the Twitter skanks are out in
full force right now following my Twitter. Can I block
them all? Then I'll follow me anymore? Yeah, but somebody
must be clicking on them. There must be a business.
There must be an industry. Scary that they're making money
by following and liking your old tweets.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
See, you don't have this kind of entertainment on Blue
Sky yet It'll get there.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
No, No, you know this is this is top quality, right.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
This is years in the making to find peth like this.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
You're not gonna get Lydia Boner and her and her
Bonus sisters or whatever days.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Or on threads. It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
You know, I have like fifty thousand followers on Instagram,
so I have like you know, you automatically got followed
in by threads. You automatically follow the same people. So
I have like forty something thousand followers on threads. But
yet when you send out a message, nobody responds.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Nobody. Yeah, no, I noticed that nobody's using it. Nobody's home. Yeah,
they can't be bothered. People have only so much bandwidth.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
So I mean, how many social media pages you have?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
How many do you have? I have all of them,
but I don't use all of them. That's the problem.
That's why people about Yeah, we mentioned it briefly on Lifetime.
I mean, I'm sorry, I'm not being real anymore, but
like I was never it was funny for like a week,
I was never real. That's that's when you have to
actually when it say it's time to be real, and
you have to like take a picture of what's going

(42:52):
on at that moment, and you're because you're being real,
you're and there's no filter and you just post it up. Well,
guess what I done. Yeah, it can't be popular. I
was always sleeping when it was time to be real.
What the fuck am I gonna open my eyes, take
a fucking picture and post it up. I'm your break. No,
I'm not. I'm sorry. I'd rather be fake. Be fake.

(43:16):
All right, we'll be right back and scary. Now. I
know you have been put in this predicament before, but
let's fay. Okay. But you grew up as a family
man with three kids. Okay, so it maybe.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I was grown up before I had the family when.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
You had, you came of age and you've had this,
and I'm sure what's been It's it's like returning the
favor for some of these families. But I've been here
comes I've been inundated with requests to donate to my

(43:56):
friend's kids fill in the blank popcorn fundraiser.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Okay, I thought you were being asked by your friends
to donate sperm that slices.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh didn't you think he was gonna say that? Scary?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Nobody's asking you for sperm.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Nobody this double good popcorn, which I raised a ruckus
about it on the Morning show today, and a lot
of people responded, I here's my problem. I'm put in
a bad spot right when my boy Jay Smaller says, O, yo,
got my kids dance competition coming up. They want the

(44:31):
whole team to go to freaking Tallahassee. Yeah, we need
to raise money. Here click the link and you drop
that in the group chat, and it's like, fuck, all right,
maybe nobody respond. If nobody responds, we all look bad.
Equally great, well, then of course my friends have kids
and they all return the favor. So my buddy one buddy,

(44:52):
Lauren jumps in, Oh I'll donate, okay, yeah, I got it,
I got you Jay Oh Lloyd comes in that three
four guys in, three four guys deep on this thing,
and there's six of us in the chat. I'm like fuck,
and I'm like waiting for it. And then a couple
of days passed by, like no, Scary Scary is always
first to clam up on this. For Scary, the first
one to jump in on these chats. And now all

(45:13):
of a sudden, he's gone radio silent literally on us.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm so busy, guys. Uh yeah, yeah,
I got you, I got YOUA So I clicked the
link dude. Eighty seven dollars later, I'm buying popcorn. Popcorn
shows up. I'm one guy in my house with a
variets right of eight bags of dude, not even big sizes,

(45:36):
two point seven ounces. They're fucking snit. They're fucking fucking
like single, single serve popcorns. I'm like, this is what
I got for eighty seven dollars and I'm like, and
I'm not going to eat it all because fuck that.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
So I wouldn't eat it before the first of the
year when you're onto your diet.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I brought it to the radio station today and you know,
and then Nate is chowing down on It's like, oh,
this is good popcorn, and I'm like, yeah, that's great.
So what I have to show for this fucking donation.
And here's the worst part, I'll never get it back
because I don't have any kids. I'll never send down
a link like that. So I am constantly in the
red on It's just it's fundraiser after fundraiser after fundraiser.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
And that sucks, right, That sucks that you get stuck
given everybody else's kids money when you don't have kids, right.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Absolutely, because when you think about it brody, it's not
aboudy to think about it some more, think deeper. Yeah,
I got on so so as soon as the Then
then Scotty B comes in with this, Oh it's a
cheerleading competition. Oh, we want to send the kids for
you know whatever, fucking ice skates. Oh the baseball team.
Oh the soccer match. Oh, gotta send the team. Hey

(46:43):
guess what I'm done? All right, it's I have been
drained of all my money I've given to everyone's fucking kids.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
It's not fair. I agree with you one hundred percent,
and slices. I think you're with me on this.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Scary now knows what I'm like when I have.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
To go out with his drinking friends.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
It's the same. Fucking thanks, Scary.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
It's not you are the non drinker in the group
and you have to put up money and chip in
for the kids' trip to Florida, and you're like, I
don't drink, I don't have kids.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Fuck you, Scary. You make me feel bad. I should
chip in. I'm the bad.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
One now you know how it feels. So No, that's different.
This is a different scenario, one hundred percent the same.
You're a non drinker, non you're a non breeder and
you don't want to pay for the other people's breeding,
and I don't want to pay for your drinking and
I'm a non drinker. It's the same thing apples and
the popcorns on you on a foot, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Apples and oranges? This is We're talking about the fact
that I didn't procreate and have kids, but I'm not
a drinker. Same thing. How is it the same thing?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Because I have to pay for other people's drinks when
I'm not a drinker, and you have to pay for
other kids trips to Disney World and you're not a parent,
It's the same damn thing.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Nah, except I'm not dropping you a link and making
you feel bad.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
You have a chip in front of me and saying
give me a credit card.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
No, you have the choice to come with us or not.
I'm not I'm not forcing your hand to come with them.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
You have a choice not to work with these people,
and I'd be friends with them, but you are friends
with them, and that's the price.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
The price. These are my life, some kids. I know
these people since I'm like twelve years old. These are
my my core, my core memory. Friends from Mike when
I was in the sixth grade.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
You kidding, I'm gonna I'm gonna go out on a
limb here, and I'm gonna just rough estimate. I'm gonna
say that one kid, one kid probably costs thirty thousand
dollars a year to have really ballpark food, medicine, vacations, flights, cruises, whatever.

(48:39):
That's a lot of one dance classes thirty thousand. The
fact that you have to pay one hundred dollars in
popcorn and some and some some uh some girl Scout cookies.
You got off easy, my friend. You don't have to
pay for colleges weddings, bar mitzvahz.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
What is it? Communions now?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Sixteen?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
No, but here's how I do have to pay for
the peace just opened up Pandora's box. Because let's take
it a step further. How many countless bachelor parties and
weddings and christenings and birthdays have I been to? Count
I've been to weddings I don't have there's no no
because I'm not getting married. So because I'm not getting married,

(49:20):
I will never see I will never see all that
money coming back in me. It's only all is constant
money going out.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
And you'll never have to spend one hundred thousand dollars
on college tuition per kid, and you'll never have to
spend forty thousand dollars on a wedding and twenty five
thousand dollars on a cheap car.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
That's your choice. You made a life decision to have
those kids and get married. You made that life decision.
I made a life decision to like stay single and
not get participate in any of this. But yet I'm
getting smacked with it left and right now.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
It's the cost of being single, that's your penalty.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
And the worst part of it is, especially with this
fucking popcorn company, is they take fifty percent off the
top before they give the other fifty percent to the
kids allegedly, so all they all these kids are are
shills working for these fucking popcorn companies. It's basically like
being popcorn salesman for free and not getting It's the
best scam in the world that they scam.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Bony jingle read because I'm gonna tell you the real scam.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
That the scam is. These popcorn companies and these fucking
candy bar companies. They only give you fifty percent and
and and then and then they're allowing letting people spread
the gospel of their good candy, and they're good popcorn
about the kids and they're not getting Then those kids
are not getting paid to sell it.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Those kids when when the guy we used to work with,
he used to come in with wrap during the Christmas,
You're like, Oh, my daughter is selling wrapping paper. I
don't even get food. I don't even get food out
of the day. Ol, I wanna chip in for wrapping paper?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Here's your jingle?

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah, let me tell you what the scambonie is.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
What's a real scamboni.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
The scamboni is when you pay ten thousand dollars a
year for your daughter to take dance classes, and then
the studio says, oh, we got to raise money now
so the kids can go to on this trip.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
What'd you do with the ten thousand dollars I gave you? Oh? Yeah,
what the hell?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Because there's this there's twenty kids in the class. That's
two hundred thousand dollars. Where where's that money? You can't
you can't afford a trip out of the two hundred
thousand dollars. Now, I gotta raise money. I already gave
you ten thousand dollars, it should include a trip.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
O Wait a second, wait wait wait the ten thousand.
So you're saying it's fuzzy math. The money disappeared somebody.
When you pay you for.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Dance lessons or gymnastics lessons, Okay, you're getting the lessons.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
But then they're like, oh, we want more. You're paying
for the cost that they make money on the costumes. Yeah,
when you give them one hundred and fifty bucks for
the for the outfit, she surely got it for twenty
five bucks whatever. I'm exaggerating, but you know they made
a profit. They're making a profit on everything. Now they
want to get a chip in for the trip. You
want to want a trip, and they get you. Nobody
said about a trip. Now you tell the kids you
want to go to Disney World, they're.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Like, yeah, Disney World.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
You're like, oh, I want to make my kid the
wantly kid doesn't go to Disney World.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
So you get a ship in. Yeah, the teams going
to Disney World.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Oh, the football team wants to go to you know whatever,
go to great Adventure, like we did spend one hundred
bucks going some roller coasters come home. You know, Disney
take it to Disney World. I'll take it to Disney
World when I get to go with you.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Ah, that is a scamboni. That's a pretty big scamp.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
And then what happens is and I'm not saying it
happened to my family, but you know sometimes parents have
to volunteer to go to Disney World with the kids.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Well usually, and I'm telling you this from experience, not
because I'm sexist. The fathers don't go, that's right, because
most of the time they're working.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
And I'm not saying that women don't work, stay home.
The mom's going.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Plus the you know, the moms are women, and the
girls are getting whatever they want women around.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
But then the mom's like, all right, I'll volunteer to
go to Disney World and chaperone the kids.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah, oh, twist my arm.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
So it's all every every listen, everyone's got a hand out.
Everyone's got a scam, right, and God bless them if
it's you know, you're making right. And you bought popcorn. Look,
I bought popcorn for my daughter's to your team. I
ended up with eight bags of popcorn that nobody wanted
to eat because it was like four hundred calories per
kernel and it's delicious.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
But how much popcorn can I like?

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Can I donate twenty dollars and get two bags?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Nope? How about you just donate money and call it
a day and don't get anything. You get nothing money.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
How about the fact that I'm spending a fuck load
of money on college tuition that you should whatever they need, like,
oh the girls, the girls need new uniforms, gonna buy popcorn?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
No, take it out of tuition money. I took out
a loan to pay for this tuition. Take the money
out of the tuition and buy them pop poms? Right,
I gotta buy books and food and listen, I love.
That's why people reach out to their friends. They drop
the link in the in the group chat and like, hey,
help fund this. Ohst I put out I listen slices. No,

(54:06):
I put out the link for my daughter when she
was selling popcorn because I don't want to. I don't
want to be proud of it.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Also, I want I wanted my daughter to get into uniforms.
Whatever they was selling, I wanted it was a good call.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I love my friends, and I love my friends kids,
but you know you got to take care of your
own first, like you know, like Christmas is coming up
for me, right and I know you I'm gonna be
the Funkel.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
When's your Christmas.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
I'm gonna be the Funkel, all right for Christmas? You
are the funk yep, And I'm gonna make sure no
matter what, because I I I already had drew the
line in the sand, because you know, money's a little
weird for my sister right now. And you know, things
are things, you know, just things aren't like outrageous and
ly awesome. So I said, look, stop it with the
gift giving, all right, you Stephen, Me and you, Jennifer

(54:51):
Stephen and me, the three of us where that's my sister,
my brother, Jennifer Stephen. Let's not get each other gifts
forget about it. But I know that I'm going to
buy your two kids gifts, and I'm going to buy
Steve's two kids gifts because to me, Christmas is about
the kids. So I'm getting my nephews and my niece

(55:11):
they're getting and I don't want anything in return because
then my brother's like, no, wait if you buy them gifts,
so we we're not even and I got to give
you a gift. I'm like, you don't. You don't. We're family,
I said, And all of us are going to buy
daddy a gift. My father will get a gift from us.
So I'm going to concentrate on the kids, and my
father and me and my brother and my sister and
their and their husbands and wives will not We won't

(55:35):
have to worry about it. We're not going there this year,
so we made a packed But you gotta draw on
the line somewhere, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Here's the thing. Tell Jennifer and Steven they shouldn't feel
guilty by not buying any gifts for your kids because
you don't have any but to make up for it.
So they don't feel guilty. They can buy your co
host gifts.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Oh, so are gonna get my gifts?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yes, they can give me gifts and I will appreciate
it enough for both of us.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Great, all right, I spent Christmas with you last year? Remember, Yeah?
I remember we did. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
You can so much food, A lot of food, A
lot of food all my scariest family.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Your neighbors, your brother's neighbors brought food, your family made food.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Holy crap. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
So, by the way, I have no plans for Christmas
this year, just letting you know what about Thanksgiving, I
don't have definitive Well, we don't know what we're doing yet. No,
we're gonna do a family and Thanksgiving. All right, figure
it out. But well, you're inviting my whole family over.
You don't want my kids?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
You be with you. You're gonna have all three all
three kids. Yeah, of course they're home for the holidays. Yeah. Oh,
there's no place like home for the holiday.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
It's like Perry Como is here on the podcast podcast.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
This is our last break. That's it. After this, I'm
gonna shut it down and I'm gonna start packing for
Costa Rica. M hmm. We're headed there tomorrow, me and
me and my boys friends giving.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yeah, it's very nice. And then you're home before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I will be home before Yes, on Thanksgiving, EVI, I
will be home. Hence I'll be in town for Thanksgiving,
and then on Saturday, I'll be an American dream giving
out jingle ball tickets. Okay, I can win those. Okay, See,
we had this conversation before. It's going to be awkward
if you show up to the American Dream to win

(57:37):
jingle Ball tickets. No, it's not. Yes, not for me.
I have no problem. No, because if you show up
and you win, people in the crowd who is one
hundred fans are gonna know Dave, that's David Brody and
and you wor anymore. I know you don't work there anymore,
but it would be really awkward. If you want, you.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Should tell tell the big bosses that the way to
avoid the embarrassment of me winning, right is to just
give me jingle ball tickets and I won't show up.
Then you can give away tickets to people that aren't me,
and that's fine.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
That's bribery.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
No, No, I'm just saying you don't want me to
show up to win tickets, give me tickets. I wanted
to show up.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
I think that's fair.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Listeners will lynch you if you want to screen. My
kids deserve to go to jingle Balls like anybody else.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
David Browdie, you can't win, that's fair. Javid Brody doesn't
have a job. He needs to win the tickets. Okay,
the slices.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
You're on my side right only, well, you guys are
You're always on my side.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Only half, only half of them? All right?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yes, what were you going to say? I'm having a
problem with TikTok. What's going and I need your help?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
I am too. I can't get my listeners up, I
can't get I can't get followers, and I don't provide content.
I don't know if enough of us.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Slices are on TikTok, because I've asked our slices to
follow me on TikTok and a bunch of them did.
But I know how many slices we have, and I
know how many followers I have. It's definitely a problem,
a problem slices.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
No, actually, could you give us a boost? We never
asked for this ship. We're not beggars, but in this case,
could you follow us both on TikTok? Why you David
Berty twelve?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Well, okay, let's okay, okay, uh uh Colombo, let's figure that.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Out because obviously it's a popular name and you relate
to the party, which is like you because some kid
had it on fans lely as soon as as soon
as a person, Yeah, as soon as an app comes out,
you jump on and claim your name. Yes, so do you? Yeah,
I got mine.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Somebody on fans Lee migrated over and kept a name,
and he doesn't put up any videos.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Oh no, musically, musically I can't.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Musically, sorry, I can't. I can't follow him. I can't
message him unless he follows me back because he's got
a private account. He has six six followers, and I'm
one of them. Anyway, that's pretty shitty anyway. Yeah, so TikTok,
So I have another account.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
I had an account.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Before David Brody twelve. Oh is that the one you
did all your dances on?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Right, my all your routines, all my routines. So I
had an account, and I guess I use the same
log in as Twitter. I think I don't even know,
and I don't The log in doesn't work. I'm not
gonna buoy you what what what happens? But it doesn't work.

(01:00:22):
So I I messaged from that. I can't get in
that account. So I messaged from from my account the
TikTok help over a year scary, I say, I I
locked out of this account. I need you to reset
the password. I'll tell you the email address associated with it.
They don't have a forgot you password. They don't have
that so, and every time I get a response back

(01:00:45):
that says, where's the screenshot?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
I gotta open up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I gotta open it up. Every time I get it
back says the problem with your log in is due
to an update in the in Instagram, and as soon
as Instagram completes the problem on their end, you'll have
no problem logging in. And every time, every few months,
I go back and I say, hey, TikTok, I really
want to get into my account. So this time, this
time's scary.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Here's what I wrote.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I said, dear TikTok, I can't get into my account
with this screen name. And I go through the whole story.
I just explain to you, and please don't respond to
me by telling me it's Instagram's fault because they've recently
changed their algorithm or whatever you tell me they recently changed.
Because that's a message you've been sending me for over
a year. It's not accurate. Instagram doesn't change the thing
you're talking about. Every day, you're sending me an old message,

(01:01:38):
and do me a favor. Don't send me that message
and help me log in. So the first email I
get is what's the screen name you're trying to get
into and I say it's in the email, but here
it is again and again. Please don't tell me the
problem is a change in Instagram. I got a response
back yesterday, scary.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
We're terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
We're sorry to inform you, but the problem is not
on our end. Instagram has recently made changes to its
blah bah blah. They keeps setting me the same thing.
Talking to get into the account. You're talking to a
bot and yes, I'm probably talking to Alicia Boner and
it's not even an AI.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
It's not even AI because a I would have been
smarter than that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Yeah, that's terrible setting me the same stupid response and
blame me it on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
It's not Instagram. I didn't log in with my Instagram password.
It's unrelated. So how are you going to solve it?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
I don't know how to solve it. I've been trying
for a year to get my account back. I can't
get the account back, and people are following it thinking
it's me and I can't get the account back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
So for now, you're David Birdie twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
That's right. You asked me why I'm David. I'm fine
with that. I'm fine with being what the account was.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
What's the other account? David Underscore Brody?

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Yeah, which was my original Instagram, my original Twitter account
right before David Brody and David begin.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
If you don't have David Brody, then you might as
well just who can David Berdie twelve is just as
good as David Underscore Brody.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah, I understand that, but this followers there, I'd like
to message those people and let them know the following
your wrong account anyway, Fuck you TikTok is really my point.
Terrible customer service.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
What else you want to get off your chest while
we're here?

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Whose fault is this? I know it's my fault, But
if you were this company, would you would you help
me out? So you tell me if if there's something
that I could there's some way that David Brody can
get out of this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I was in Costco, but I don't know a month
ago and you got you know what sun Made is right?
They make raisines America's favorite raisin. Yeah, Sun Made and
they had something called Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Trail Mix and
it was cinnamon coated pecans and cashews and uh yogurt
covered raisins sounds good and dried apples and oat crisps

(01:03:55):
and prey leans with sugar like sugar coated. Yeah, I
talk to me if by far the best mix of
anything I've ever had, all the nut mixes and the
best thing I've ever had. So I went back to
Costco to get another bag. We're out of that. So
I call the other Costco I go to, Yeah, we
don't have that. I don't know if it's coming back

(01:04:15):
or not. So I went online and I see it's
being discontinued. People are selling them on eBay. Now Amazon
tripled the price, so I googled. I googled the product.
I googled that exact name, and you know how Google
shows you pictures with prices of people who have it.

(01:04:35):
So I found a website that had it. So I
clicked it and it opened up their page and it
said limited quality available and a small thumbnail of the product,
and I'm like, oh, limited amount. So I'm like, it
says thirty dollars free shipping. So I bought thirty dollars
worth of this product, which was six bags.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Six bags. Wow, I paid less for peanut butter, but.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I got six bags of this delicious cinnamon trail mix,
which for some reason, Sun made his discontinuing. All right,
I Costco must have got it, like, oh, we'll take
a discontinued and we'll sell it for you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
They fucking knew.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Costco knew they were discontinuing it, and they gave it
to me. They're like, you enjoy this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
This is this like the uh, the time they had
the run on Andy CAP's potato sticks and they were
going out of business and everyone tried to hoard them. Maybe, yeah,
you have potato sticks.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
It was the onions, and and then and then when
when they got rid of like what was it like
chocolate dials? Chocolate dials and chocolate covered twinkies. And then
all of a sudden people we like hoarding them and
they brought them back six months late. Yeah, biggest scam
that I ordered them from this company I never heard
of before. I did Google. I did Google reviews, made

(01:05:49):
sure it was a legitimate company. I ordered it, shipping
on its way. Two days later the box arrived. Scary
were my six bags? Now, congratulations I get my cinnamon
raisin Swirl trail mix. No, what I got with six
bags of mixed jumbo Raisins. So there's green raisins, yellow raisins, whatever,
purple raisins, red raisins, the old bait and switch.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
So I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
They must have run out of the one I want,
the amazing cinnamon mix, and they sent me jumbo raisins.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
What am I gonna do with six bags of raisins?
I can't even give bags of raisins similar item. Here
you go. So I go back on the.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Website and I clicked my account and my purchases and
it says you purchase six bags of mixed jump mixed
Jumbo Raisins.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
So I go, no, wait a minute. So I go
back and I google it and it comes up again
and I look at the little thumbnail and in a
little tiny because it's a red bag with.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
A sun made on it and little lettering, it's I bought.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Six bags of mixed jumbo Raisins.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
So you actually bought the right product, Yeah, but it
was something else came up to what I wanted, came
up in the picture. So I clicked it and I
was like, oh, I gotta get it. We're gonna get
again the original product.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
They don't have it. They never carried it. They don't
carry it, and it's not in You can't search for
it on the website. It doesn't exist. So I messaged
it back and I said, can I please return them
I got I ordered the wrong item. It says we
will get back to you within three to five business days.
So now I'm sweat and ball scary. I they have
thirty dollars worth of mixed jumbo raisins. I'll trade you

(01:07:18):
for popcorn. Okay, this is like the.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Time that that you wanted that grape soda. No, no, no,
not the grape soda. What was it you were a
fan of that that they that woman found in Alabama
for you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
She said, oh, the grape diet. Grape soda, diet, grapes diet.
Problem with the crab dip at Costco, they just continue
my crab dip. So I joined BJ's and now I
get the crab dip at BJS.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I feel like at this point you could get anything
if they still make it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Let me tell you slices. Let me tell you what
you can't get. You can't get cinnamon raisin swirl trail
mix anywhere unless you pay fourteen dollars for a little
bag on Amazon, or fourteen dollars on eBay because now
they're price gouging me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
But now it's also old, because what was the last
time they even produce that shit? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
I bought it at Costco a month ago, so maybe
it's it's got to be a month old. Amazon's probably like,
we got to clear this shit out. But people want it,
so double the price, double triple the price. It's so good, Scary,
I may pay fourteen dollars for the bag.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
I may have to. You know what, Prody, treat yourself.
Come on, when do you ever treat yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I thought you were gonna say, you know what, Brody,
I'll treat you to a bag of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Go on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Why don't you go on Amazon, Scary, buy a couple
of bags and me and ship it to my address.
Be a pal.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
I'll be a pal. Brody. You something else in my kids?
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
My kids are selling, cinnamon raisin trail mix for their
for their schools. Can you go on Amazon and buy
some bags? Yeah, I'll buy you one hundred dollars worth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
How about that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I'll take it. That's three bags. I want seven all right,
all right, something anybody wants Jumbo Raisin's message with me?

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Okay, perfect on that note. Uh, we're in that show
next week. Well, this is this week where we've we've
stretched this out. This is the beginning, the beginning of
Thanksgiving week. Yeah, no, yeah, that's what this is. It's Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
We need them to have something to give thanks, be
thankful for be thankful that you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Got an episode this week when we're on vacation. Okay,
can I just yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
So remember I did the three hundredth episode, the specials,
I did the song for the three hundred episode. Yeah,
and then when you went on vacation, I did a
three hundredth episode special edition episode of The Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Right yes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Spotify flagged it and pulled it down and sent me
an email and said you cannot have a music only podcast.
Click here if you want to fight it. So I'm
currently fighting it to get it back up on spot
Oh my god, I'm like I talked in between the
songs I want my Ship. They barred me from Spotify.
Look at that theok they took the episode down. You've
been shadowed by this episode, so now you're getting on

(01:09:45):
ihet if you want to hear it or.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Or this begs the question. Let's say I do nude
art and I paint, and I paint God, and I
paint like nudes. But it's paint like nudes, not real.
It's not real nude. It's not photography. It's paint, Okay,
fair enough? Can I get barred on Instagram for that?
And for something that's oh your it's art, it's art,

(01:10:11):
but like it depicts a nude. I'm just this is
all hypothetical. This is not going on in real life.
I've always wondered it though, for people that you know,
it's something an artistic, artistic impression and it's not a
real body. It's painted. But is it the image they
have a problem with and then they pull it down?
Have people have had their accounts banned and shut shuttered

(01:10:31):
and warned and flagged for that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
I wonder if it's if it's the breastfeeding rule, like
you can put up videos on Instagram and and uh
and TikTok if you're legitimately breastfeeding and it's not sexual, okay,
that you can do because that's that's nature, right, that's
not a natural thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
But you don't know, get.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Banned if you if you try to like show off
the boobs without the kid.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
On the on them. I have to say that if
you're if you're scared, if you're painting using the paint brush,
it's I don't I don't think there's limits. I don't
think they could be. They should be able to ban you.
I don't know. But then again, these are all privately
held companies. They do what the fuck they want, so
we're at their mercy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Are you talking about like a tasteful nude of a
woman and a pot and a bowl of fruit, or
you're talking about sex ax sex acts? No, I think
the problem you have miners on Instagram and I and
you'd have to market for mature adults. And oh no,
it's paint, it's painting, it's it's it's art. You know
what some people would say, porn is art.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Now, people tape a fucking banana to a fucking uh
frame and they call it art and they get thousands
of dollars for it, a million million, A million dollars
for a fucking banana Scotch tape to a fucking frame.
That's real, folks, that's real. Google it that's this week.
That is happening. Now, this is what's wrong with people.

(01:11:58):
That's art.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
You can call anything. Yeah, why what are we gonna take?
What are we gonna duct tape to for a million dollars?
I don't know, man, how do these I got an idea?
What are you gonna do? We buy a pink toilet,
put duct tape over it. That's gotta be worth five
hundred grand.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
It could be. Then I would buy You're now you're
onto something. Now I'm on it. All right, let's get
out of you. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody that's happy Thanksgiving. Slices
Stuffing in the Barn introduced new people to our podcast
at the Thanksgiving table. Will you Politics?

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
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